May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 518: : The direction in the mirror is completely opposite to reality!

On the other side, Gintoki, who just walked out of the cake shop, put his right hand in his kimono pocket, and casually reminded Tsubaki Pirako on the side: "Next time there will be gangster behavior, add a "Ping" to your name, only the name Will become more and more like a girl, Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Zi. "

"Why look like a girl! You can already be regarded as an "abalone" monster! "Xin Ba Hao struggled to complain," and I told you to say "ping" again! "

"Hey, there is a cute dry vegetable shop Aru over there," Kagura suddenly pointed to the dry vegetable shop on the other side of the road and said, "Would you like to check it out? OO."

"Don't delete all the flat characters!" Xin Ba Hag pointed at Kagura and roared.

Kagura, who ignored the spit of Xin Ba Chi, came to the dry vegetable shop, picked up two dried kelp, and squeezed it creakingly, "Look at it, Wan Pingzi, it's dry~ ooh ooh~"

"Yeah~ so cute~ why did you do it like this~" Wan...sorry, I made a mistake, Tsubaki squeezed her cheek and said.

"Speaking of which you have just chosen the place you want to go from just now! Why is the dry goods shop the most feminine place!" Xin Ba Hao burst out with Qingjin and spit out loudly, "Speaking just now, it was even three-dimensional. The orangutan got its name wrong!"

"Big Brother..."

Tsubaki Pirako turned his head to say something to Yin Shi, only to be hit by a bald-headed Uncle Scar, and he didn't say what he wanted to say.

"Ah, I'm sorry..." Tsubaki apologized to the scarred man.

As soon as the voice fell, the latter screamed and fell behind him, clutching the left half of his arm that he had just hit.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

On the side, the moustache attendant wearing sunglasses leaned down and shouted: "Big Brother! What's the matter?!"

"Broken! I was completely broken when I received the collision just now!" The bald man's acting was very lifelike, as if he was really broken.

[Really underworld has appeared! ! 】The two of Yinshi and Xinbahao were all ill in an instant.

But at this delicate moment, one foot lightly stepped on the left arm of the bald man who was still rolling on the ground, and at the same time everyone seemed to hear a sound similar to a "click".

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Hey? Amazing, this little girl," Jiang Cheng, the owner of that foot, looked at Tsubaki Pingko, pretending to be surprised. "It turned out that a light hit like that caused him to fracture."

[The guy who is more troublesome than the underworld is here! ! 】The faces of Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao have become completely black.

"Hey, you made a mistake," Yue Yong, who didn't know when he arrived, reminded faintly, looking at the bald man who was screaming because of the fracture, "Isn't the left arm broken? Why are you holding your right arm? "

"Probably it's too painful to take care of that much." Jiang Cheng said casually while pinching his chin, then raised his foot again and stepped on the bald man's left leg.

Click, there was another fracture sound that everyone could hear.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

"Hahaha, I'm really sorry, I made a mistake again." Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and laughed dryly, then raised his feet again and grinned, "Hey, tell me quickly , The arm is broken, I will definitely not make a mistake this time."

The bald man just screamed...

"There is no way. In this case, you can only try one by one. There are three limbs left. Choose one of three multiple-choice questions. I'm still very good at doing this kind of questions." Then, Jiang Cheng once again. Stepped on the right leg of the bald man, "This is the longest choice, it must be correct."

Click.

"Um..." The bald man's mouth could only make a slight mumble, and he couldn't even yell.

"Uncle, it's not right Aru, it should be the left arm." Kagura walked over and directly broke the left arm of the attendant wearing sunglasses.

[What are you filling in? ! ] Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao roared wildly in their hearts.

"No, Kagura-chan," Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and shook it. "When two people are standing face to face, it should be the other way around, that is to say..."

With that said, Jiang Cheng directly kicked and broke the leg bone of the left calf of the attendant.

"It should be the left leg!"

[You are so wrong at all! ] Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao roared in their hearts.

"No, it's not right," Yue Yong approached with a cigarette stick in his mouth, and then kicked straight into the crotch of his sunglasses attendant. "It should be right here."

[It's broken! ! 】Yin Shi and Xin Ba Chi felt cold in their lower body at the same time.

"Hey, these two guys are too miserable~" Jiang Cheng looked at the two punks lying on the ground who couldn't even roll, spread his hands and sighed, "This little girl is too much, even The two of them collided like this, Yin Shi, is this a new member of the House of Everything?"

"What do you **** say?!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth instantly, and grabbed the clothes on Jiang Cheng's chest. "You did it all alone?! It has nothing to do with us or the girl! "

"What did I do?" Jiang Cheng showed his innocence.

"We didn't do anything, we just passed by!" A group of Miss Baihua shouted at the same time.

Yin Shi only then realized that the members of Baihua had already tightly surrounded themselves and others in a circle. People on the streets outside can't see what's inside.

"What on earth do you **** want?!" Yin Shi suppressed his anger and squeezed a word from his throat.

"What are you talking about? Yin Shi?" Jiang Cheng gave a natural look, then narrowed his eyes and smiled. "It just happened to pass by and saw the new member of your family bullying the innocent punk. "

"It doesn't matter with Wan Ping Ping Ping Zi!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth and replied.

"Awesome! She actually grows so many..." Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Hirako and exclaimed, "You deserve to be a new member of the House of Everything, but it has nothing to do with her, that is to say, you do it alone. Is it?"

"Hey, you won't do this kind of mischievous thing for no reason, what is your purpose..."

"Yin Shi! You actually instructed your little brother to shoot at two punks who just passed by on the side of the road!" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and said in surprise, "Are you...have you all fallen to this point?!"

"You bastard!!"

"Anyway, let's call an ambulance for these two innocent gangsters..." Jiang Cheng casually knocked out Yin Shi's hand and took out his mobile phone. He kindly helped the two gangsters. Called an ambulance.

"Hi, Kabukicho Sanchome, there are two innocent gangsters who were just passing by and were beaten by a man in their twenties who was in their twenties, who was in their late thirties, who had broken their whole bodies. "

After that, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and gave Yinshi a refreshing smile again.

"It doesn't matter, when the silver hour, the ambulance will come soon."

After all, there was no chance for Yin Shi's yelling, Jiang Cheng took Yue Yong and a group of Baihua members and turned and left.

Before leaving, Jiang Cheng glanced at Tsubaki Pirako, who hadn't made any sound since his arrival, gently tucked the corner of his mouth and squeezed his eyes towards the other party.

"Wait," Yin Shi suddenly called to Jiang Cheng, "What are you...what are you going to do? You pulled out all the defenses of Yoshihara, what on earth do you want to do?"

"It's just a gift for my nephew." Jiang Cheng answered without looking back, then sighed and said, "After all, that guy asked me for a gift for the first time since he was a child. Is it right to satisfy his wish once?"

"Shenwei?!" Kagura was upset for a moment, "Why choose a gift for that idiot Aru? No need! Just give it to me!"

"Sorry ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Kagura, I have bought enough gifts for you." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved behind him, "This time it's the kid's turn."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Yin Shi's expression gradually became serious.

"Yinsang, I don't think you should pay attention to things over there." Xin Ba Haw pushed his glasses and reminded him expressionlessly, "It is better to pay attention to the situation in front of us. Passers-by are watching and pointing. Well, what Jiang Chengsang said just now, now we are completely regarded by passers-by as the culprit. Moreover, if these two guys are from Jiro's family..."

"That bastard, absolutely deliberate!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice.

"You have to explain things clearly before the ambulance arrives." Xin Ba Haw reminded in a low voice.

"Xin Ba Chi, the other party has two fractures, and we must also have a person with a comminuted fracture on our side!" Yin Shi said with a serious face, then turned his face to look at Xin Ba, "Xin Ba Chi. , The time has come for you to dedicate yourself to the boss!"

"Give me enough!" Xin Ba Haw exclaimed with a burst of green veins, "Why is this situation leaving me alone! I don't want to break any bones at all!"

"Then what do you say?!" Yin Shi glared at Xin Ba Haw with his big red eyes, "That **** didn't want the consequences at all when he did these things, OK! Now even if the excuse is that idiot What do you want me to do if no one believes it! New Baja, it's you! Can you temporarily ask you to have a comminuted fracture for our house of all things? I will count you as a work injury All my collection of photo albums will also be given to you! Please!"

"That kind of thing is for you!" Xin Ba Haw shouted loudly, "You are the one who should have the comminuted fracture, right!"

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