May Be the Fake Gintama

"The director of the factory," a 14th man dressed as a factory worker wearing sunglasses with blue lenses, holding a sniper rifle on his shoulder with one hand, and reporting to his own headset with the other hand, "found the patriot The suspicious character and the suspicious nit have been shot immediately!"

"Understood! Has the committee finally started to act? The dusk of the gods is not far away! The development of the Patriot must be accelerated!" Gin Shiki's voice came from the headset.

"There are other suspicious children. Do you want to solve them?" Fourteen squatted down and raised the sniper rifle in his hand.

boom!

After another shot was fired, Fourteen slowly fell to the ground, and a group of children also leaned together tightly, trembling because of the shock.

"That's my guest," he walked away slowly and said when he was wearing work clothes, yellow lens sunglasses, a cigarette in his mouth, a moustache on his face, and a silver sniper rifle in his hand. , "Carrying the last hope of mankind, children of the Patriot, welcome to visit the Patriot Factory."

"The director of the factory, the children said they have no interest in the Patriots." Kagura raised the umbrella in his hand and shouted.

"Really?" Yin Shi closed his eyes and replied, "I can't let you go like this if you are found here. It needs to be resolved immediately..."

Before Gintoki's words fell, he was shot and killed by Kagura and Shinbachi, who simultaneously took out pistols from their arms.

Kagura, who was still smoking the muzzle of the pistol in his hand, said without looking back, "You can go back now."

"Be careful on the way back." Xin Ba Hao took the words.

…

Eight pairs of children's sandals are on the floor at the door of the dilapidated factory building.

Dagoro and the other children, all of them followed Shinyachi and Kagura tremblingly, and walked slowly toward the depths of the factory.

"Come here, please." Xin Ba Hao said without looking back.

"Oops! It's definitely better to go back!" A child murmured quietly.

"Even if you go back, you will definitely be killed!" another child retorted quietly.

"Now I have to be awakened and visit the Patriot Factory." Daigoro didn't have the slightest timidity on his face.

"but…"

Before they finished speaking, Shin Baja and Kagura, who were walking in the front, stopped, stopped in front of a transparent showcase and stood on both sides. The words "History of the Patriots" are also thoughtfully marked on the top of the showcase.

"Look at Aru here," Kagura introduced to the children.

"Here you can see the historical changes of the Patriot." Xinba Hao took the words, and then pointed to the Patriot on the far left of the showcase. "Although the Patriot looks like this now, it has a very long history. From the rope Since the beginning of the cultural era, continuous improvement has supported our lives."

"I don't remember being supported!" Daigoro vomited.

"This is the father of the patriot, the oldest patriot in the world made by Patriarch Tugmanda." Xin Ba Ha pointed at the fried chicken on a plate on the far right side of the showcase and the silver time original plate behind the plate. The picture of the person dressing up, he continued solemnly.

"This is just a piece of meat, right?" a child complained.

"Although it is similar to meat, this is an authentic patriot." Xinba Haw explained, and then pointed to the desiccant next to the fried chicken. "Look, there is a word "not edible" beside it. "

"With a desiccant, it means it's food!"

"This first-generation patriot, because of its shape, we call it the boned patriot, the sine (patriot) person, and many other names." Kagura put up an index finger and introduced it in a serious manner.

"It's just that the word meat in the brackets has been replaced!"

"This is in the Heian era," Shin Baja, who ignored the children's complaints, pointed to the second "Patriot" from the right in the showcase, and introduced, "By sending the Tang ambassador-Kakimoto figure Umaro, he changed drastically and joined the Tang Dynasty. The spicy patriot made with the spice that I brought back..."

Looking at the spicy chicken nuggets that were obviously bitten on the plate, and the oil stains on the corners of the mouth at the back of the plate, a child vomited vigorously: "This is a spicy chicken thigh? There are traces of who had eaten it. Well, Tou Maro in the photo is greasy!"

Xin Ba Hao, who was still perfectly ignoring the child’s complaints, pointed to the fried chicken leg and fries set aside, and then introduced: “Then in the Warring States Period, through the picture fifty thousand Tibetans, the patriots reached their heyday.”

"Why did it become a set meal! Tu Wuwanzang didn't do anything at all! This is the history of fried chicken!" Looking at the back of Yin Shi who was checking out the KFC front desk with the clerk in the photo, the person just now The child spit wildly.

"Then, after experiencing a lot of things, it evolved into the current form." Xin Ba Hao pointed to the patriot beside him and continued.

"Why?! The most important part is so vaguely passed!"

"After learning the basics of the Patriots, I am finally going to visit the factory," said, Xin Ba Haw turned and walked slowly along the dark corridors of the factory, and at the same time slowly explained to the children, "Let's take a look at Patriots." The manufacturing process of the artist is the same as you can see. The Patriot is roughly composed of three parts. The facial tissue part called Solid."

"No, you call it facial paper, why is it still called Solid?"

"The toilet paper part called Nacked." Xinba Haw continued on his own, "and...the stick."

"Why?! Why did you give up the name!"

"Put these three things together and the Patriot is done." Xin Ba Hao continued.

At this time, Xin Ba Hao and others finally arrived outside the Patriot Manufacturing Room.

Xin Ba Ha and Kagura led a group of children to a stop outside the glass window of the factory building.

"Look at that conveyor belt!" Kagura said.

"Nothing came here... Is the factory manager dead so you are lazy?" A child whispered while looking at the dirty conveyor belts that were slowly turning but empty.

However, after just finished speaking, on a conveyor belt, Yin Shi's figure slowly appeared.

Seeing the blood covered in silver and the silent silver on the conveyor belt, all the children were expressionless.

[The director of the factory has been sent over! 】

"First assemble the broken factory manager." Kagura explained, "This is the first process."

"Where to start?!"

"It's broken, isn't the factory director the two of you made a fuss?!"

"The factory manager was already broken." Xinba Haw explained intimately.

"The factory director is not respected at all!"

At this moment, Gintoki stopped in front of the little ape wearing a work outfit holding a facial tissue.

"First, wipe off the blood on your body with a tissue." Kagura explained.

Looking at the little ape who took out a paper towel and kept wiping the blood on his head, the child struggled to complain: "Isn't that a part of the Patriot? Leave those things alone, hurry up and assemble it!"

As soon as the voice fell, Yin Shi, who had been wiped by the little ape, came to Yueyong who was holding the roll of paper. At the same time, Shinba Hae continued to explain: "Next, wipe the **** past with toilet paper."

Looking at Yueyong who wrapped Yin Shi's head in toilet paper in twos or twos, or this meaningless process, the child continued to complain: "That kind of uncle's past doesn't matter! Hurry up and make the patriot!"

At this time, Yin Shi, who had gone through the second process, came to Jiang Cheng and Shisi, who was holding the Patriot in work clothes.

At the same time, Kagura explained very timely: "Then use a patriot to awaken him."

I saw Shisi and Jiang Cheng standing on both sides of the conveyor belt, without any hesitation, raising the patriot in his hand and smashing the head of Yin Shi's head again and again without interruption. In the process, Yin Shi seemed to make a speech similar to "It hurts."

"Isn't the Patriot already done?! Why is the Patriot used in the process of making the Patriot? By the way, the uncle said "it hurts", right? Absolutely? Say "it hurts" to prove that you are still alive, right? What is going on? ! "

"No, I didn't say it." Xinba Haw lied without blushing, and then went on to explain, "This process is repeated three times."

"You are just looking for the difference! By the way, aren't these guys the ones who were killed just now?"

"The past must be liquidated in order to be resurrected," Kagura explained.

Looking at Jiang Cheng and the others, who were expressionless, the child complained again: "That's just revenge!"

At this time, Gintoki was slowly sent by the conveyor belt into a machine with the word "healing" written on it. At the same time, Xinba Haw explained intimately: "Then let the factory manager pass the healing machine..."

With a sneer—the sound of the machine's operation, UU reads www.uukanshu. Com is no different from just now, the silver hour is sent out from the other side of the machine by the conveyor belt.

"—The factory manager is done!" Xin Ba Hao continued.

"It's exactly the same as before!"

"Even if the factory director is finished in this way, it will be broken after birth," Kagura explained.

"The process just now is completely unnecessary!"

"The second process is an inspirational article for the factory manager to inspire the fighting spirit of the assembled factory manager." Xinba Hao continued.

"The director of the factory is all right!"

"The production of the Patriots, the factory manager is an indispensable existence." Xin Ba Hao explained with a little helplessness, "So there is no way."

"When did you start being a patriot!"

At this time, Gintoki was sent by the conveyor belt to a machine labeled "At that time, I still only saw the stars."

(Note: This sentence comes from Unheard of Flower Name.)

Looking at the silver that came out of this machine and put on a dark student uniform, a child wondered: "What's the matter? I was put on a student uniform!"

As soon as the voice fell, the speed of the conveyor belt began to increase.

"Unbelievable speed! I can't keep up!" A group of children also started running along the conveyor belt outside the window.

"Hey! Look at that!" A child suddenly noticed something and shouted, pointing to the conveyor belt in the window.

When the children heard the sound, they looked out the window as they ran, and saw the little monkey and Yueyue in high school uniforms holding up the words "Come on, little man! Goal, the number one factory manager in Japan!" The banner, while following Yin Shi, shouted at the same time: "Go! Go! Xiao Gong! Come on! Come on! Xiao Gong!"

"Why is it like a train to Tokyo!"

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