May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 539: : Everyone is inseparable from society... strange!

As soon as Kagura's voice fell, Shinba Haw suddenly heard Kondo's voice coming from the side, so he turned his head curiously and looked through the gap between the trees in the landscape.

"As you can see, first of all, ours is by no means easy," Kondo, with a swollen nose and swollen nose beaten by A Miao just now, is still buried in a pile of persimmons, with only one head outstretched, towards the crowds standing in front of him. The children explained solemnly, "Even so, we will not be discouraged or give up, and believe in the arrival of tomorrow. This is a stalker!"

[That's not your job! ] Xin Ba Hao frantically complained.

"Ask a question." A little boy with a notebook and ballpoint pen raised his hand.

"What's the problem?" Kondo asked.

"Have you ever wanted to die?" the kid asked seriously.

[What's the problem with this! It's even more direct than when I asked Jiang Chengsang! 】

"It's a very good question." Kondo sighed.

[What a ghost! ! 】

"The so-called work, you have to experience pain anyway," Kondo closed his eyes and answered softly, "But if you have to suffer anyway, I still want to choose what I like to suffer."

[Why are you posing as an expert! 】

"I think this idea is really naive!"

Hasegawa's voice suddenly came from behind the children.

Hearing the sound, Kondo and the other children looked back at the same time, only to see Hasegawa, who was only wearing shorts, two rolls of toilet paper on each arm, and a box of facial tissues in each hand. Came behind the children.

"In this world, there are a lot of people doing work that they don't like." Hasegawa frowned tightly, and continued solemnly, "Society is supported by these people, and I..."

As he said, Hasegawa's face showed a bit of intolerance, "I am not a patriot just because I like it!"

【Hey--! ! I don’t understand the concept of a patriot at all! 】The new eight chicks exaggerated his expression and roared in his heart.

"But there is no way!" Hasegawa continued, "If I don't do it, who would be willing to do this kind of thing! This world needs patriots!"

[Absolutely not necessary! 】

"The guy who blames everything on others, no matter how long it has passed, the end result will eventually be nothing." Kondo closed his eyes, pretending to be deeply replied.

"You... how can you understand the feelings of a patriot!" Hasegawa gritted his teeth with indignation.

"I know!"

"Hey?" Hasegawa was taken aback for a moment.

"Me too...Me too..." Kondo showed a bit of intolerance on his face, and then instantly jumped out of the persimmon, "Bearing the dual mission of a patriot and a stalker!"

Looking at Kondo, who was dressed like Hasegawa, Xinba Haw shouted in his heart again: [After all, it's all useless wood! 】

"You...you are..." Looking at Kondo standing in front of him, Hasegawa muttered in disbelief.

"Ah, yes, so don't bear it on your own in the future." Kondo replied with a soft expression, "please discuss anything with me."

Hasegawa and Kondo walked towards each other slowly in the tear-jerking nostalgic BGM at the same time. Hasegawa uttered a "thank you" and hugged him tightly.

But at this moment when the honey was moved, a child raised his hand and asked, "Um... sorry, so what exactly is a patriot?"

Kondo and Hasegawa released each other at the same time, looked back at a group of children, and said at the same time: "I don't know."

Kondo and Hasegawa were just silent as they watched the children turn around and leave without expression.

...

At dusk, on the bank of the river.

Xin Ba Hao and Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng and others who were holding their knees and squatting on the ground in depression. They were speechless for a long time.

"Is there a cigarette? Bring me one." Jiang Cheng asked with a hoarse throat, showing a face that was ruined by the play.

Fourteen fetched a cigarette and a lighter from his pocket, and handed it to Jiang Cheng without raising his head.

"I want to..." Yin Shi held out his hand to Jiang Cheng with eyes blankly.

"Me too..."

"Me too..."

Yue Yong and the others were as angry as Yin Shi, and took the cigarette case in Jiang Cheng's hand with their eyes blankly, each lit one, and took a sip at the same time.

"What the **** are you doing?" Xin Ba Haw, who couldn't stand this weird atmosphere, said blankly, "The dignified adults are all despised by children like this..."

"The last one, New Eight." Jiang Cheng raised his head, revealing a face that had already seen life, "Life...the last one."

"Yes...the last one," Yin Shig replied softly, lowering his head, "my life is just like this cigarette, and it's about to...burn out..."

"Speaking of... life is really short..." Kondo raised his head and looked at the dim sky with a relieved expression on his face.

"Today's wind... is a little different from the past," the little monkey raised his head and said with a little emotion, "It is easier to blow into the depths of the soul than before..."

"Although it is short, but... it is also a life that has no meaning at all like garbage." Hasegawa said with emotion, "Such a life...maybe it should be over long ago..."

"Hey! Cheer me up! You guys! Why do you say that you are going to die after smoking that cigarette!" Looking at Jiang Cheng and the others, who are smoking cigarettes with their heads down and expressionless, Xinba He burst into indignation, "Teaching children important things is also the job of adults!"

As he said, Xin Ba Hao's expression gradually calmed down, "Is this really good? Let the social practice end like this..."

Jiang Cheng and others stopped their movements, bowed their heads thoughtfully.

...

Someday...

Daigoro, who had just finished school, opened the sliding door of his house, and before he had time to change his shoes, he was yelled at by his mother who came to the entrance.

"Dagoro, there is a letter from you."

"Letter?" Daigoro let out a puzzled cry, then took the letter from his mother, took it in his hand and looked at it, only to see the big words "Patriot Factory Tour Invitation Ticket" on the cover of the letter paper.

"what is this?"

...

The next day, Saturday.

Daigoro stood at the address written on the reception ticket-the door of a dilapidated factory building, looking at the dilapidated factory in front of him without any indication.

"Ogoro," a boy's voice suddenly came from the side, "have you got the invitation ticket, too?"

Looking at the seven little boys coming at the same time, Daigoro looked at the invitation ticket in his hand, "Why, are you too?"

"I didn't want to care about him, but the above said that you can get the Holy Demon War sticker for free here."

"So...Patriot Factory...what the **** is it?" Daigoro murmured while looking at the coupon in his hand.

At this moment, the voice of the new eight chirps came along with the sound of approaching footsteps.

"Waiting for you, dear boys."

"Everyone is a precocious kid who has been selected for the right to visit this dream factory among the children of the world... No, they are good children."

In one...obviously copy...the factory director of the chocolate factory is just Kagura and Shinbachi, who are dressed in red and blue, walking slowly towards the children.

"I'm Ah Ba." Xin Ba Ha, holding his hat brim in his right hand and a black crutches in his left hand, introduced himself.

"I'm Ale!" Kagura introduced himself, holding the brim of his hat in his left hand and using the umbrella in his other hand as a cane.

"It's the dream guide of this DreamWorks!" Xin Ba Ha and Kagura both raised their hands and said at the same time.

"Completely copy Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?" A child murmured silently.

"That..." Wearing glasses, it was the child who had driven the Fourteenth to the End of the Road a few days ago. He raised his glasses and asked with a serious expression, "What is the purpose of this visit?"

"Why? It's rare to entertain you..." Xin Ba Haw's face showed a bit of very deliberate helplessness... The answer was unreasonable.

"If you want to go back, you can do Alu, but I won't give you stickers for the battle of the holy demons." Kagura took the words, still answering the wrong questions, "I will also lose the opportunity to understand what the Patriot is Alu forever."

"Anyway, I have no interest in Patriots at all..." Daigoro bowed his head and sighed~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and said casually.

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by an exclamation from behind.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The little ape who came behind a group of children pointed to the broken factory in front and said to Yueyong who was on the side. Believe!"

"Unexpectedly, there is a Patriot factory in such a place," Yueyong looked incredulous. "I heard that only NASA, FBI and NBA are manufacturing in the world..."

"Let's take a peek..." As he said, the little ape tiptoed towards the open factory door of the factory.

"Wait! Sarutobi..." Yueyong trot hurriedly to keep up with the little ape, and stopped speaking out loud.

But at the moment Xiao Yuan just stepped into the factory door, a gunshot rang out suddenly.

Yueyong and Little Ape, who had been hit by a bullet on their foreheads and began to bleed and fell slowly.

The children on the side watched this scene, and all of them...black-faced were silent.

"Sorry! Let the two of you attract the enemy!" Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from the roof of the factory building. "But...it doesn't matter! As long as you have the crab...Patriot formula! I...definitely can become the entire Edo...no, The leader of the world’s number one factory! Your funeral... will surely be covered with patriots!"

With that, Jiang Cheng showed a sullen smile on his face, and at the same time he stretched out his hand to lift up a piece of the roof of the roof, but just as Jiang Cheng was about to jump into the factory building, another gun sounded.

boom!

Jiang Cheng was shot in the back of the head. After staggering two steps, he fell directly from the eaves of the factory building and slammed to the ground.

Seeing this scene... the faces of the children... darkened.

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