May Be the Fake Gintama

"So you are still a hundred years old." Yueyong gently squeezed the pipe with one hand, and replied faintly.

"You are too cold, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng shook his head gently and chuckled, "It's nothing too early. Basically, boys at this age will be curious about this kind of thing. If you can't take it well at this time, If you educate them, you might make some terrible mistakes in the future."

"You said that..." Yue Yong's expression became a little serious, and nodded and murmured softly: "It's true...but I always think it's too early..."

At this time, a ninja with two braids and glasses dressed like a schoolboy came behind a group of schoolboys and said, "Well, can you at least... teach me to make it? What about men’s tricks of getting into the whirlpool of sexual happiness?"

[How come there seems to be a perverted spectacles girl I've seen somewhere in it! ] Xin Ba Hao frantically complained.

"No, so that's the last thing I can tell you." Yue Yong replied lightly.

"Why do you want to ask her? She doesn't know anything about those things," Jiang Cheng curled his lips, and pointed to Yue Yong who was aside disdainfully. "You should ask me, right?"

"Who...who knows nothing about those things!" Yueyong yelled with a blushing face, but he had no confidence at all. "I...I was born in Yoshihara anyway! No one knows those things better than me... thing!"

"Then tell me!" Xiao Yuan said again, "Actually, I have a boyfriend who is currently dating. If something goes wrong at a critical moment, can you afford it!"

[What can go wrong! That's just your delusion! 】The new eight haunts again in his heart.

"Don't worry, the pharmacy lady will tell you all the precautions," Jiang Chengban narrowed his eyes and replied blankly. "If you still don't understand, just look at the instructions on the natto package."

[Will the pharmacy lady say it? ! Can you really say it? ! 】Xin Ba Chi spit out in his heart, 【What's the description on the package of natto? Do you want to stir it with chopsticks? Do you want to stir it with chopsticks? ! 】

"So that's the case. At the critical moment, you need to let the pharmacy aunt stir natto." The little monkey murmured while writing in the notebook.

[Idiot! This man is an idiot! I really believed it! 】Xin Ba Hao's whole person is not good.

"Hey?! Do you still need to stand next to an aunt who stirs natto while Yoshihara is working?!"

"No! I hate natto!"

"Me too!"

The children spoke one after another.

"No! No need!" Yue Yong pulled out the Kuwu who had just pierced Jiang Cheng's head, ignoring Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and still twitching from time to time, "I really can't help you, but said Come too, maybe it’s better to learn something from now..."

With that, Yueyong picked up the Patriot who didn't know where to find it, "Then I will explain something, if this is that, this is that, here..."

[What are you doing with Patriot! 】Xin Ba Hao's eyes widened, frantically complaining in his heart.

Before Yue Yong finished speaking, she began to tear up the Patriot's roll of paper. Obviously... she couldn't speak anymore...

"Will women turn out to be like that?!" a child was shocked.

Then, a group of children rushed away eagerly.

Three minutes later...

Yueyong sat at a table and pulled out a few pieces of paper from the Patriot, and covered his eyes sobbing: "I wanted to be as simple as possible without being clear..."

"Don't pretend to be pure! Hurry up and teach me Yoshihara's secrets! Besides the aunt who stirs natto, are there any other tricks?" Xiao Yuan asked nonchalantly, sitting aside.

"It really is~" Jiang Cheng on the side snorted disdainfully, "So women don't want to do this kind of thing. They can scare the children away. Let's let you know. How to educate these little children!"

Having said that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and squinted and looked at the children standing behind him.

"Okay, is there anything you want to ask me?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

"That," a little boy asked, raising his hand, "how do you feel as a scumbag who has not contributed to society at all? Do you want to die?"

In an instant, several blue veins burst into Jiang Cheng's face.

"This person is so miserable! Although I don't want to say that, this person is so miserable! The first question put Jiang Chengsang in this situation! Just opening the mouth to answer is equivalent to admitting that he is a scumbag of no use at all. Ah!" Xin Ba Haw on the side table murmured.

"But... it's also the truth, Aru." Kagura nodded and commented.

"That..." Jiang Cheng tried his best to calm his mood, and said calmly, "Probably you have some misunderstandings about nit... and OTAKU. Today is just an opportunity, let me explain nit and OTAKU for you. How about the great contribution to society? If you write it down and write it down as a essay, you will definitely win the prize."

"Really?! Can you really win prizes?!"

"Yeah, yes, you can definitely win!" Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.

"This person is about to start again..." Xin Ba Hao pushed his glasses and spit out expressionlessly.

"First of all! It is a big mistake to say that nits or OTAKU have no contribution to society at all!" With that, Jiang Cheng took out the game that he bought today from his arms, "You know what this is. ?"

"The game! It's a limited-release game today!" A little boy replied, raising his hand.

"Yes, it's the game." Jiang Cheng nodded, "But then you know that it is the game sold today, which is really amazing."

"Because my dad is the designer of this game."

"That's it... Since this is the case, it's better...explain it." Jiang Cheng nodded again.

"This guy just wanted to talk about Flicker? You want to flicker the kid?" Xin Ba Haw twitched his mouth and spit out.

"First of all, this is not stolen or robbed, but bought with money. Do you all understand this?" Jiang Cheng continued.

"Yeah! I understand!" Several children nodded at the same time.

"Money is basically the most important thing. Without money, everything can't be done." Jiang Cheng continued, "Then I will ask, whose money did the money I buy the game finally go to?"

"Distributed to the game store, and the company that develops the game." The little boy answered honestly.

"That's right! The money we bought the game eventually went to the dedicated game store employees and game company employees!" Jiang Cheng shouted with a serious face, "Thanks to us, they can get their wages and take the money. Live a normal life! Just imagine what would happen to those people without our game consumers? What would happen to your dad who is a game designer?!"

"Dad...will be laid off..." The little boy widened his eyes unconsciously, "Our family...will not have enough food..."

"The answer is correct!" Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers, then shook his head lightly, and then said softly, "Without our nits, no matter if it is a game store or a game company, all the employees inside will be laid off. So you still Do you think Nit has not contributed to society at all? Isn't it because of who your father didn’t lose his job? Isn’t it just us Nit?! Moreover, Nit seldom goes out, in other words, he rarely causes trouble for the society. , Unlike those outside who often cause troubles at every turn, we...how much manpower and material resources have been saved for this society! Even without our nits, this society would have been wandering on the streets much more than it is now. Vagrant people! Do you...understand?!"

"Although what I said is quite reasonable and it's all facts, but... I always feel that something is wrong..." Xin Ba Hao murmured silently.

"Nit turned out to be such a great person?!" a little girl exclaimed.

"Yes, yes, even for the normal operation of this society, we cannot do without our nits." Jiang Cheng sighed lightly and said with emotion, "Without nits, this society will fall into Paralyzed. Nit...is the most important job that supports the normal functioning of the entire society. Do you...understand?"

"Understood! Nit is really great! When I grow up, I will also be Nit!"

"me too!"

"me too!"

A group of children echoed~www.wuxiaspot.com~ It seems that you do understand...Ah! "Jiang Cheng was kicked at the same time by Kagura and Xinba Chi, who were kicking at the same time, flying several meters away.

"What are you teaching the children!" Xin Ba Hao pointed at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground, screaming with his neck and his neck, "Are you going to turn them all into the Nite clan?!"

"No, I just want them to understand Nit's contribution to society..." Jiang Cheng clutched his swollen cheeks and climbed up to explain in a vague way.

"There is a ghost's contribution!" Xin Ba Haw spat wildly.

"Listen, you guys," Kagura pointed to the patriot on the table. "The so-called nits are...things less useful than this, Aru, this man is just a waste man raised by a group of women. Without him, the society will operate as usual. Even the gears of the society can become faster Aru."

"Hey--! Don't tell me nonsense!" Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily.

However, a group of children no longer had the desire to listen, and all turned and left with contempt.

One minute later...

"Hehehe, I'm a guy that's useless than this kind of thing..." Jiang Cheng squatted on the ground, curled his legs into a ball, surrounded by shadows, and there was a patriot in front of him, "That's right. Nit was originally a guy who was of no use to society, ah... I really want to die... ah heh heh..."

"I always feel a little pitiful..." Xin Ba Hao uttered a blank expression.

"It was the truth." Kagura snorted in disdain.

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