May Be the Fake Gintama

"Then let me ask you..." Yin Shi looked at the child who asked the question before and asked, "What is the... under your nose?"

　　 The child was startled and looked down unconsciously, but saw nothing.

　　 "All humans have a wonderful gap between their noses and lips, right?" Gintoki explained, "What the **** is it for?"

　　 "No... I don't know."

　　 "Right..." Yin Shi lowered his head, his forehead was already black unknowingly, but even so, he still sternly said, "In short, the Patriot is...same as that."

　　 Xin Ba Ji frantically complained.

"Neither the groove under the nose nor the microphone on the FC2P handle," Yin Shi closed his eyes and slowly explained with a serious face: "There are so many things in this world that exist for unknown reasons, but humans only eat, drink and pull. Sasui, everything else we do is actually redundant. We are just people who create those redundant ones."

　　 Xin Ba Ji was angrily complaining in his heart.

　　 "Ask..." From the very beginning, Daigoro, who had been sitting on Gintoki's boss chair with a dull expression, raised his hand and asked, "Then everything is just doing extra work with extra items?"

　　 "It looks like you don't understand anything." Gin Shiki spread out his hand and replied, "I mean, what seems to be superfluous is actually indispensable..."

"But ah..." Daigoro interrupted Gintoki's words, and asked that although he had no energy, he gave Gintoki and the others a headache. "It's not that the house of everything that is made of these useless things is useless. Something?"

　　 Xin Ba Ji sneered.

　　 "Da Goro-kun, you said too much." Wu Yue quickly persuaded him.

　　 "May-chan, can social practice come to an end?" Daigoro asked toward May, "Anyway, the job of Wanshiya is to sit on things that don't contribute to society."

　　 After that, Daigoro was about to stand up while supporting the table with both hands.

　　 "Wait, wait a moment!" Xin Ba Ji stopped quickly.

　　 "Although the Patriot seems useless," Kagura picked up the Patriot on the table and stood up, "But in fact it is a comprehensive entertainment toy that can play a lot of meaningless games~"

　　 "Huh? Really?" Daigoro looked at Kagura blankly, "How do you want to play?"

"For example..." As he said, Kagura clenched the Patriot's wooden stick and smashed it down at Daigoro's small head. He smashed it and explained expressionlessly, "As it was used for those who owe Haibian like this. Patriot missiles for the guys."

　　 Xin Ba Ji vomited in his heart.

Snapped!

　　 Daigoro suddenly raised his hand to block the Patriot...or he blocked the towel box, and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with the other hand. He raised his head and showed a serious expression. It seemed that he had entered the serious mode.

　　 Daigoro snorted softly: "Sure enough, I didn't expect this kind of waste wood production work to make garbage really exist in this world."

　　 Xin Ba Ji struggled to complain in his heart,

　　 "In May, I will leave first," Daigoro jumped off the chair and walked towards the entrance without hesitation, "I have learned enough."

　　 "Da Goro-kun..." May Yue hurriedly called out.

　　 "Wait, boy!" Gin Shizuku quickly said to Daigoro who had just walked to the door of the living room, "You haven't answered Calcutta..."

　　 "Excuse me, President," Daigoro stopped in front of the door and replied faintly, "I am neither Calcutta nor Mesotia, I am...Bourbon."

　　 The entire half of Xin Ba Ji's face began to twitch.

　　 "I will work hard to not become an adult like you," Daigoro turned around, with a bit of contempt on his face, "Thank you for allowing me to see the bottom of this society, everyone in the house of everything..."

　　……

　　 Kabukicho street, an outdoor coffee shop.

　　 Yin Shi, who was sitting on a certain table outside, was smoking Patriot's paper one by one, and his whole person was buried in depression.

　　 "Come up, Yinsang." Xin Baji comforted, "That kind of kid still can't understand the power of the House of All Things."

"The other children said they had a great time." Kagura also persuaded, "Although the patriots who were taken home as a local product were thrown to the side of the road, and at the same time they refused to visit the waste wood man. Zenit’s life is nothing more than Aru."

　　 "Even so..." Gintoki finally opened his mouth and muttered, "For me, I started from scratch and did a job I like very much. As expected, in the eyes of children..."

　　 "No...there is no such thing!" Xin Ba Ji hurriedly said.

　　 "Then I ask you, this..." Yin Shi looked at the Patriot on the table in front of him, "What is it for?"

　　 Shin Baji and Kagura were silent at the same time.

"I don't know! Of course!" Yin Shi suddenly stood up, his face was full of silly smiles, and shouted arrogantly, "Because I don't know! Just like iron, the house of everything is rubbish! It doesn’t matter what kind of work is not important to society! Ahahahaha..."

　　 said, Gintoki turned around and walked away slowly while smiling bitterly.

　　 "It's completely broken," Xin Baji murmured silently, looking at Yin Shi's swaying figure, "It's really a big blow."

　　 But just finished speaking, Xin Ba Ji suddenly saw the fourteen who was talking to the children on the roadside through the gap of the landscape tree on the side.

　　 "Huh? Isn't that the earth mulberry?" Xin Baji asked in confusion.

"I often patrol indoors to see if there are any bad guys doing evil," Fourteen pointed up an index finger, with a cigarette in his mouth, and explained to the children in front of him with a serious expression, "This is the most basic of our police. Responsibilities."

　　 "Excuse me!" A little boy wearing glasses with a notebook and pen in his hands raised his hand.

　　 "Is there any problem?" Fourteen asked.

　　 "What kind of person are bad guys specifically?"

　　 "refers to a person whose behavior violates the law." Fourteen explained.

　　 "Then the law is absolutely correct?"

　　 "You can basically say that." Fourteen nodded and answered honestly.

"Then I want to ask!" The little boy pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "It is forbidden to jump onto the railroad tracks on the platform of a station, but if a drunk falls, it is the bad guy who jumps to save him by breaking the rules. Are those who can't save themselves be good people?!"

　　 Fourteen's face suddenly burst into a blue vein, gritted his teeth and replied, "At this time, it will be the matter."

　　 "I think the law of adaptability can't perform the duties of the law at all!"

　　 "My statement is wrong," the green veins on Fourteen's face jumped up and down, "The people who trouble others are bad guys. The law doesn't matter..."

　　 The Xin Baji on the side was frantically complaining,

　　 "So!" The little boy pushed his glasses again, took a step closer, and asked nonchalantly, "Can you also be a criminal who smokes and spreads second-hand smoke around?!"

"Sorry! Did you choke on you!" Fourteen had more and more blue veins on his face, and his eyes were full of bloodshot eyes. While pressing a cigarette with the back of his hand, he gritted his teeth and replied quietly. Forgive me, then forgive me!"

　　 Xin Ba Ji once again complained in his heart.

"What kind of trouble is a crime? Please give a specific example." The little boy asked again, and then pointed to a shop on the side of the road. Who is the criminal?"

Seeing Kondo, who was hiding in the wooden box full of persimmons in the shop, with only one head exposed, and still being greeted by A Miao's shopping bag again and again on his face, Fourteen was silent for a moment and then spoke again: "Uh... In fact, what I said before was just for fun. The police~www.wuxiaspot.com~ is actually..."

　　 said, Fourteen raised the Patriot who did not know where he was found in his hand, "The organization that manufactures and sells this Patriot."

　　 Xin Ba Ji angrily complained,

　　 "It's terrible, should you change your job immediately if the situation is not right?" a boy sighed with his hands on his pillow.

　　 "I heard that the police in Japan have fallen recently, but it turns out to be true~" Another boy shook his head and echoed.

　　 Then, several children turned and left one after another.

　　 Three minutes later...

　　 Looking at Fourteen, who was sitting on another table, lowered his head and kept pulling the roll of paper on the Patriot, Xin Ba Hao murmured silently.

　　 "Even the earth mulberry is broken."

　　 "So there is that way to use Aru." Kagura said slightly surprised.

　　 Kagura's voice just fell, suddenly Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng's voice came from the side.

　　 Yueyong: "You guys are enough to stop."

　　 Jiang Cheng: "Well, isn't it normal for children to be curious about these things? You can definitely use this knowledge in the future."

"It's Miss Yueyong and Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Ba Hao looked through the gap between the landscape trees, and saw Jiang Cheng and Yueyong holding an unopened game book standing in front of a group of boys. .

"Yes, yes! I will always use it in the future!" A little boy rubbed his hands and looked at Yue Yong with a look of yearning. "Moreover, we really want to see how Yoshihara's work is... "

　　 The other children nodded in agreement, and one of them had a nosebleed all over the floor.

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