May Be the Fake Gintama

"Um, never get off the rubber raft." Ah Miao reminded.

"Never soak in water," Kagura added mercilessly.

Silver Time Hasegawa:...

At this time, for some reason, Mao Mao curled his mouth, the tears of grievance in the goggles gradually filled the whole goggles, while Mao Mao was still trembling slightly.

"This...is this really okay?" Hasegawa's face was full of sweat, with black lines in the corners of his eyes, and he quietly asked Yinshi to the side. Going into the water, the swimming goggles are full of water, General! It's over! I'm definitely angry! I'm going to be beheaded! This time I'm going to be beheaded!"

"Calm down," Gintoki with the same expression as Hasegawa said quietly, but his voice was a little trembling, and of course his body was too, "It's fine to start making happy summer memories now. When it comes to summer, what can I think of What can you think of when it comes to swimming pools? What can you think of when it comes to swimwear?"

Suddenly Hasegawa got something, his sunglasses flashed and glanced at Gintoki: [Difficult...Could it be...]

"Yoshi! Let's start playing when you have all the people!" Gin Shiki suddenly raised his fist and shouted, ""Heartbeat speeds up! All samurai...Humans...No, no, men and women in the water horseback riding competition." , 咚咚咚, 锵锵锵～"

[Go... Go out! Hasegawa praised as if struck by lightning, [the white female body twisted and entangled in the water, and the faintly shining double [BEEP—], Yin Sang! This trick works! This trick will definitely save the general drowning in sorrow and tears! 】

"Yo Xi, then start the team as a group of two now." Yin Shi explained the rules of the game. "One person is a rider sitting on a rubber raft, and the other is a horse dragging a rubber raft. The rider starts from the rubber raft. If it falls off or the headband is removed, it’s a loss."

As he said, Yin Shi hooked his mouth and revealed a sinister smile, "However, it doesn't matter if the headband is actually removed."

At the same time, Xin Ba Hao, Dongcheng, Kondo, and a group of Baihua girls who had hidden information in Yin Shi's words turned around and rushed towards the shore in a panic.

Looking at the people fighting for the rubber raft on the shore, Hasegawa hooked the corner of his mouth and thought: [Have you noticed? As expected of Yinsang, the guy who didn't know the inside story stood on our side in an instant! 】

But immediately after seeing the group, Hasegawa and Gintoki couldn't laugh. I saw a group of Baihua members in a group of two at this time, surrounded Jiang Cheng in a group, their eyes lit up with a special arrogance called Desire, and their eyes were tightly locked on Jiang Cheng’s blue. Colored beach pants.

In addition to these people, there are three people standing on the rubber raft, muttering constantly in their mouths, and in their eyes Kondo, Tojo, and Xinbahao who have nothing but motivation in their eyes.

[Why does it become like this! What do you **** do to ride on it! Yin Shi looked at the three people of Xin Ba Hao with white hairbands on their heads, bursting with blue veins, and spit in their hearts, [What do you want to get rid of! asshole! This group of guys, wanting to see the emptiness, want to go crazy, and have not realized that they have become invisible to the situation? No, I can’t say that completely...]

Yin Shi turned his head and looked at the young ladies and sisters of Baihua who surrounded Jiang Cheng, [but...the goal in the eyes of those guys is too clear! And... it's too united! Everyone is going for that idiot! what is that? Siege? ! 】

"Um...I haven't said that I want to participate," Jiang Cheng, who was thrown onto a rubber raft by Wai Daomaru, obviously hadn't figured out the situation, raised his hand, and said blankly, "Why did you decide so privately? ?"

"Don't worry, Jiang Cheng sama." Wai Daomaru, who was standing in front of Jiang Xiang's kayak, turned around and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "I will protect you [BEEP-]!"

"To be honest, you are the most dangerous one..." Jiang Cheng vomited blankly.

"Huh, boring." Yue Yong, who also stood in front of Jiang Cheng's rubber raft, snorted softly with her hands in her arms.

"Can you put away the karma in your hands?" Jiang Cheng vomited blankly.

"Listen! You guys!" Yue Yong shouted to the group of young ladies from Baihua who were ready to go, "rest when you rest! Have fun when you play! Work hard when you work! I see. ?!"

"Hi! Chief!" All the Baihua ladies responded at the same time, and once again locked their eyes firmly on Jiang Cheng's beach pants.

"Hey, what did you mean by that just now?" Jiang Cheng spit out contemptuously.

Looking at this scene, Yin Shi on the side started to twitch in the corner of his eyes, but before he could spit out, Yin Shi suddenly found that the water in front of him started to keep blisters.

"Ah! Let Yinsang ride on a horse! Yinsang is riding on me! Ah-!" The little ape kneeling at the bottom of the pool couldn't stop excitedly.

[As for this guy, I don't understand what she is thinking at all! Yin Shi's heart collapsed and thought, and then shouted to everyone in front of him: "Hey! You guys give me more than enough!"

As he said, Yin Shi pointed to Hasegawa, who was sitting on the rubber raft alone with his knees on his knees, and said, "Hasegawa Santo has become a victim drifting to an isolated island! Think about it before regrouping! It must be better for people with greater power to be horses, right?"

"That's why Aru is like this." Kagura, standing in front of Xinba Haw, replied naturally.

"Really!" Yin Shi just reacted, holding his head in a frantic tone, "If you think about it carefully, girls are better!"

"Anyway, you are just thinking about ergonomic things?" A Miao standing in front of Kondo, with her hands on her hips, turned her face and said with disdain, "You can see through it at a glance."

"Who is interested in your cliffs!" Yin Shi was upset in an instant, "I'm not a rock climber!"

Hearing the sound, a red # character representing anger suddenly appeared on A Miao's head.

"Miss A Miao!" Kondo squatted down and said to A Miao earnestly, "No matter what kind of cliff I will climb up! Because there is a [BEEP—]head there!"

Instantly stretched out her index and middle fingers, inserted them into Kondo’s nostrils, and slammed them into the water. A Miao shouted, "Do you want to die?!"

"It's useless if you want to pretend to be stupid, it's all written on your face." Yue Yong turned away, showing a look of contempt.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the rubber raft with his little finger in his ears, squinted Doudou's eyes and said with no expression.

For some reason, Yue Yong, whose face was slightly flushed, pinned her face to the other side, and continued quietly, "I said...don't pretend to be stupid, you can't hide it at all."

"It's your fools who can't hide, right!" Yin Shi pointed to a group of young ladies and sisters from Baihua who stared at Jiang Cheng intently.

"Yes, Young Master, we have never thought about those nasty things," Dong Cheng said with a slap on his chest, "It's definitely not what you think! Right? Your Excellency Silver Time!"

"Yes, there isn't a guy who thinks about that kind of nasty thing..." Yin Shi lied without thinking, but before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of a drop of water coming from behind, when he turned his head and looked over. Seeing Mao Mao's nosebleeds, his eyes were serious and full of energy.

[General card! 】Yin Shi's whole person is not good.

"Um, private Marseille, young general," Gin Shishi turned around, and reminded him quietly, at Mao Mao, who couldn't stop his nosebleeds, "You are a little too expectant, and everything you are thinking about has been seen through..."

"The general's family has always been too excited the night before the hike and can't sleep." Mao Mao replied solemnly.

"Who cares about you!" Yin Shi said anxiously, "Anyway, can you just shut your mouth and go to bed for the time being?"

Then, Yin Shi turned around again and shouted to the crowd, "Yo Xi! Then guess the box to decide! The winner decides whether to be a rider or a horse as he likes! As punishment, the acquaintance has to jump off the highest platform!"

"What does this have to do with horseback fighting?" Yue Yong said.

"Don't worry about so much! Punishment is more lively!" Gin Shiki retorted, and then smirked secretly, adding in his heart: [If you jump from that height, a woman's swimsuit will slip off easily. Even if it doesn't run out, there must be some flip-flops! Show off your gaffes to your heart's content! Little girls! 】

So... two minutes later.

Wow!

After the huge splash, Yin Shi looked blankly at Mao Mao who was lying on the surface of the water, making his whole person worse.

Why are you general again—!

"I said the teenager, who do you think I did this for?" Yin Shishi reminded in a low voice.

The teenager turned his head and looked at Yin, and once again spoke solemnly: "Although the generations are like the briefs, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, but it seems that T-back is also a good choice."

"Are you awakening a new hobby?!" Yin Shibai murmured.

"Hey, where is this hot atmosphere?" Yueyong stared at Mao Mao's crotch, "It's just the uncle's **** with the underwear."

"Asshole! It's rare to see such noble **** in a lifetime!" Gin Shiki reprimanded with a serious expression.

"Anyway, you want us to do some ergonomic things?" A Miao looked at her with her hands on her hips, turning her face away and showing a look of contempt again.

"Who would be interested in your flip-flops!" Yin Shi retorted uncomfortably, "I am not a diver!"

Hearing the sound, the red # character appeared on Ah Miao's head again.

"Miss A Miao! I'm not interested in swimming trunks either!" Kondo shouted, leaning over.

"Neither do you!" While A Miao shouted with eyes open, he gave an uppercut and knocked Kondo into the air.

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