May Be the Fake Gintama

"It's useless to pretend to be stupid, there is already evidence." Jiu Bingwei, who was standing in front of the rubber raft carrying the East City with a swimming ring, said slowly with his eyes closed.

"Nothing at all!" Dongcheng squatting on the rubber raft quickly defended, "We absolutely don't have those unbearable thoughts! Right? Your Excellency Yinshi? And Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!"

"Swimming trunks..." Jiang Cheng sat on the rubber raft, pinched his chin, frowned slightly, closed his eyes and thought for a while before opening his eyes, "Indeed, I have no interest at all. Butt or something. …It's far worse than the European style. In my eyes, the two are not comparable."

"You shut up!" Yin Shibai shouted.

"Hey?" Jiang Cheng was taken aback for a moment, and then showed an unhappy face, retorted: "Wait a minute! I was clearly speaking for you just now! Why is this attitude! Do you want to fight?! Asshole!"

"Perhaps that is the case, but what you said is uncomfortable." Gin Shiki curled his lips, and then said to Jiu Biewei, "Anyway, we absolutely don't have any unbearable thoughts."

"So..." As he said, Jiu Bing pointed at the back of Ginshi, "What's that?"

Hearing the sound, Gintoki turned his head and looked over, and saw a huge mace erected upright in the crotch of Mao Mao. Kagura stepped on Mao Mao’s back as a commander, and at the same time the mace Owner-Waidomaru is now serving as a "flagman" or "stickman".

"Go!" Waidomaru raised the small yellow flag that was tied to the top of the mace and found it somewhere with "Adventure" written on it.

[It's an adventure number——! ! 】Yin Shi's whole person is even worse.

"Want to use that way to stimulate our adventurous spirit and pull us to embark on a dangerous adventure?" Jiu Bingwei replied thoughtfully.

"Where does that posture arouse your adventurous spirit!" Yin Shi pointed to Mao Mao's mosaic crotch, and frantically complained, "No matter how you look at it, you are just a victim!"

"When you see a hole like that, it will be like a flag?" Jiu Bingwei's serious face, with a faint blush on his cheeks, replied solemnly, "What a shameless trap..."

"You are even more shameless if you want to erect a flag in that kind of place!" Yin Shishi burst into blue veins and spit out loudly.

After that, Yin Shi quickly turned around and ran to Mao Mao, who was pouting his **** and lying on the rubber raft, and eagerly shouted: "Little general--!"

At this time, Mao Mao, who had been badly played, buried his face in the rubber raft, and muttered: "The Adventures are all ships carrying famous adventurers..."

"Cheer up!" Yin Shi hurriedly shouted, "You are not the Adventure, you are General Zhengyi!"

At this time, Kagura stood not far behind Ginshi. Towards Yinshi opened his mouth and said, "If you really want to see it all gone, just change the rules directly. Aru~"

"Hey?" Gin Shizuo was taken aback and looked back at Kagura.

Three minutes later...

"Don't engage with those long-winded," Kagura stood in front of the crowd and suggested, "If the ones who are gone are gone, it will be fine."

"Sounds great." A Miao put his hands together, complimented.

"Good idea." Jiu Bingwei echoed.

"It's great to be able to watch the run-up as much as you want," Yue Yong said.

"We agree too!" All the Baihua ladies said in unison, looking at Jiang Cheng's eyes, a certain kind of flame has become more and more intense.

"Wait a minute!" Yin Shi hurriedly shouted, "In this chaotic situation, there is no benefit in doing that kind of thing!"

However, all the ladies ignored Yin Shi's words and shouted at the same time: "Okay, then...start!!"

As soon as Yueyong and others finished their voices, I saw Xin Ba Hao, Kondo, and Dongcheng directly tore each other, while the Baihua sisters on the other side simultaneously pounced on the river where even Ma (Waidomaru) is an enemy become.

"Hey, why did you start without authorization!" Yin Shishi standing in front of Mao Mao shouted.

"That..." Standing on the rubber raft with his hands on his chest, Mao Mao said in a serious manner, "I...want to go there..."

Looking in the direction of Mao Mao, after seeing all the members of Baihua who were fighting with Jiang Cheng with grim expressions and Wai Daomaru, Gin Shiki replied blankly: "That...that. Forget it, those women...you can't handle them, Master General. Their level is too high, and junior adventurers like you are absolutely not allowed. They will be killed in a single turn. Now they are still..."

With that said, Yin Shi directly pulled up the rope on the rubber raft, gritted his teeth and exerted all his strength, and rushed towards the shore, "Absolutely not let the general humiliate anymore!"

At this moment, not far behind Maomao, Dongcheng, who was dragging Maomao's underwear several meters away, shouted: "I won't let you run away! Young Master! Did you see it? My heroic figure. !"

"Hey! It's not funny at all!" Yin Shi's eyes widened, with blue veins bursting on his face, while dragging the rubber raft hard, he spit out loudly, "The teenager's crotch is about to be crushed! Danger! , It’s going to be gone, it’s going to be gone! Pull up! Pull up your panties! Junior--!"

Hearing the sound, Mao Mao pulled both sides of his underwear to his shoulders, as if he was wearing...what a lady's one-piece high-fork swimsuit.

"Where are you going to pull it?!" Yin Shi's whole body was not good, and his voice became hoarse. "Is this already lost? Even if you didn't lose, you still lose, right? As a human being."

As soon as Gintoki's voice fell, Xin Ba Hao and Kondo also grabbed one side of Mao Mao's underwear, forming a triangle with Dongcheng, and pulling Mao Mao's underwear a few meters away.

The three of them did not give way to each other, and tightly tugged the **** in their hands. Mao Mao's mosaic was completely exposed.

"I said, let him go!" Yin Shi yelled frantically, "Stop talking!"

"New Baja-kun, even if it's my brother-in-law, I won't release the water!" Kondo shouted with his big bloodshot eyes wide open and gritted his teeth.

"What the **** are you doing! These guys!" Yin Shi collapsed and complained.

"Who is your brother-in-law!" Xin Ba Haw retorted without hesitation, "Even if it's a gorilla...I won't lose!"

"Why take an uncle's underwear so seriously!" Yin Shi frantically complained.

"Absolutely can't lose!" Kondo used all his strength, gritted his teeth and shouted, "My body bears Miss A Miao's..."

"Being burdened with the dreams of girls watching the disappearance!!" Kondo, Xin Ba Hao, and Dong Cheng shouted at the same time.

Yin Shi looked at the trio of A Miao, Jiu Biewei and Kagura who were playing volleyball in the shallow water area beside him. Then he looked at Jiang Cheng who was still besieged by a group of Baihua sisters who were struggling to fight. Crazy Tucao: "No one is interested in your emptiness! The girls are playing beach volleyball! The only people who are interested in men’s emptiness are the tigresses! And they feel that You are not interested! It's the idiot Otaku!"

Then, Gin Shimo moved his gaze to Mao Mao, whose underwear was separated from his body at this time, and the mosaic part was completely exposed. "In other words, can this still be called underwear? Can this still be worn? This can also be called underwear. Are you ashamed of it because they are underpants!"

Taking advantage of the gap between Yin Shi's speech, Mao Mao went up to the shore like an okay person, walked straight to the vending machine against the wall, dropped coins and pressed the button for canned coffee.

"I went to buy canned coffee!" Yin Shi's expression gradually changed from surprise to panic. "I was pulling my underwear and I almost went to buy canned coffee!"

Seeing Shigeru taking up a can of coffee, sitting leisurely on his torn underwear and drinking coffee with Jiro's legs tilted as if sitting on an erected hammock, Kondo widened his eyes and exclaimed, " Impossible! He didn't even put our power in the eyes!"

"Where is that man sacred!" Xin Ba Hao and others were surprised at the same time.

At this time, Mao Mao put down the canned coffee in his hand, took a few steps backwards like pulling a slingshot, and then showed a very serious expression, got up and jumped up, crossed his hands and stopped in front of his chest, facing the new The eight haws rushed straight forward.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was still struggling to deal with the young ladies of Baihua, gently lifted his eyes and glanced in the direction of the new Bajiao, and then gently twitched the corners of his mouth.

"We... it's time to end here."

After Jiang Cheng spoke softly, he directly pulled up the arm of the nearest Waidomaru and flew it ten meters away.

Immediately afterwards, a kind of Baihua ladies and sisters around Jiang Cheng discovered in horror that Jiang Cheng... disappeared in front of everyone!

Just when the young ladies from Baihua were looking for Jiang Cheng's figure, Jiang Cheng's voice came from behind the young ladies from Baihua.

"The outcome is determined."

"Jiang Cheng sama!" A group of Baihua ladies followed their voices and looked back. They saw Jiang Cheng standing on the shore, squinting and smiling at the crowd.

Immediately afterwards, both the Baihua ladies over here and the Xin Ba Hao and others over there heard the sound of the clothes being torn off at the same time.

But... it's a little bit different. The swim trunks that Xin Ba Hao and others were torn by Mao Mao, while the Bai Hua ladies were torn by Jiang Cheng... the mask and the white hairband tied to their heads.

"You don't need to cover that face all the time," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, squinting his eyes, "Go straight to the sun."

"But..." The young ladies of Baihua covered the scars on their faces, lowered their heads and said weakly, "The scars will scare people..."

"Scars on the face...actually, it's not that important anymore, as long as there are no scars in my heart." Jiang Cheng smiled and said, "Moreover, everyone is beautiful~faces and hearts are good. I think so. ."

In an instant, all the ladies of Baihua flushed, and then rushed towards Jiang Cheng at the same time.

"Love you! Jiang Cheng sama!" ×n

At this moment, Mao Mao, who had already taken off his swimming cap and goggles, was bowing his head and bowed down by the three of the new Bajiao, looking at Jiang Cheng, who was surrounded by the cheers of the Baihua ladies, and said softly, " ...Still far inferior to that man..."

After that, Mao Mao looked at Yinshi again, "It's really troublesome for you. The swimming pool is really an interesting place. Thank you for giving me a wonderful summer vacation. I can come to play again next summer..."

Before he finished speaking, Mao Mao was suddenly hit by Gui and Elizabeth who were slid down the slide on a surfboard coated with lubricating fluid.

Gui, who went ashore safely, did not pay attention to Mao Mao who was floating on the water with his underwear, holding a surfboard to Jiang Cheng, who was still surrounded by a group of Baihua ladies and sisters, and shouted: "This slippery thing is really Not bad, it deserves to be the hidden trump card of our organization! Ahahaha! This might be able to defeat the shogunate! Yossi, once again! Elizabeth!"

Looking at Gui and Elizabeth who were walking away, Yin Shi looked at Mao Mao floating on the water again. After a long silence, he narrowed his eyes and said blankly:

"Enough..."

At this moment, on the shore of the pool, with her back to the pool, one hand on her chest, and the other hand, Yue Yong, who was standing beside a group of Baihua members, gently squeezed the pipe, looked at Jiang Cheng who was smiling and squinting in front of him, softly feeling One sentence: "What an incredible man..."

However, as soon as the voice fell, Yue Yong suddenly heard the sound of tearing his clothes again. After a while, he looked down at his upper body swimsuit that was slowly falling off for some reason, and then raised his head and glanced at the front of him. Don’t pass by at this time. Jiang Cheng tried his best not to look at himself.

The air freezes...

...

At dusk, Jiang Cheng and others were on the way back to Yoshihara.

"That, I really don't blame me!" Jiang Cheng, who has no good place all over his body, said to Yue Yong, who was already blushing on his side, "You stood by everyone's side at that time! Just when I ripped everyone off. When I was wearing a mask! I didn’t even notice that you were there at that time! If you are to blame, I can only blame yourself! But then again, I did feel that there was a mask that didn’t feel right at that time. It turned out to be the strap of a swimsuit. …"

"Shut up for me!" Yue Yong took out a few kunai from his arms, blushing, and slammed Jiang Cheng's head fiercely.

"Jiang Cheng sama!" All the Baihua sisters without masks rushed to Jiang Cheng and helped him up.

"Moreover, after all, I haven't seen anything at all!" Jiang Cheng stood up, retorting angrily with white eyes.

"Really...really?" Yue Yong asked intermittently, whose mosquito coil eyes had not completely disappeared.

"Hmm! I didn't see it at all!" Jiang Cheng nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong breathed a sigh of relief, but there was a faint loss in his heart.

"Sama Jiang said quietly at that time, "90 minutes". "A young lady from Baihua raised her hand and said.

"Yes, I heard it too."

"I heard it too,"

"And I…"

...

Listening to the words of the young ladies from Baihua, Yueyong's forehead became black, and at the same time, several blue veins flared up on her face, and then she took out a few kunai from her arms without any hesitation~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Hello! You did it on purpose! "Jiang Cheng shouted to the group of young ladies from Baihua.

Yueyong: "Washing inside——!!!"

"Ah——!!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.

...

"Brother Jiang Cheng, Sister Yueyong, today I was alone in the dojo for an entire afternoon!" Haruta, who happened to meet Jiang Cheng and others at the gate of Yoshihara, grinned and pointed her thumbs up to the blushing face. Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng who was bleeding too much, supported by a group of young ladies from Baihua shouted, "But then again, where did everyone go? Why does Jiang Cheng look so weak? What happened?

"The swimming pool... is really a dangerous place." Jiang Cheng said weakly.

After a long silence, Haruta raised her aggrieved face, pouting her lips, tears of aggrieved eyes looming in the corners of her eyes.

"Why--?!"

(Swimming pool, end.)

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