May Be the Fake Gintama

"The old woman?" Yue Yong, who was leaning at the door of Jiang Cheng's room, looked disdainful.

"How could it be..." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said without looking back, and then once again focused his attention on the game in front of him, "but speaking of women, I do feel that I have forgotten something irrelevant. What is the matter?"

"Alimony?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly.

"How could there be that kind of woman?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and replied casually, "If there is, I am the one who wants to get alimony."

"Scum..."

...

The next day, in the afternoon.

Kabukicho, in front of the Takatenhara store.

Well-dressed, in a white Western-style formal suit, with a blue shirt inside, Shiroshi Kagura and Shinbachi, who are also neatly arranged in front of him, still use his own strange curling sounds from time to time.

"Listen! Now we're going to dig out the handsome Saint Seiya who can fight against the Madam!" Gin Shiki stood up on one toe and turned around a few times artificially. After stopping, his right index finger pointed to the sky. "Are you ready?! Justdoit!"

"Shiny, shiny, shiny~" Kagura and New Eight Haw leaned close to each other in good time, shaking their little hands as a foil.

"So OK~!" As he said, Xin Ba Hao also showed a serious face, and artificially opened his arms and shook his shoulders like waves.

"Call ~ Call ~" This time, when silver and Kagura was very appropriately in its wake and became a foil, cheer twice.

"It's a trivial matter, huh~" Kagura's contrived expression didn't lose to the first two.

"So handsome, so handsome!" Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao clapped at the same time.

After such a meaningless play of treasures, Yin Shi spoke again: "In terms of recruitment standards, the minimum is the bronze saint, and the highest standard is the silver saint."

"Private Marseille!" Kagura raised his hand and said, "I don't quite understand the so-called standard, huh~"

"To put it bluntly, it means that those who are worse than the bridge claw skills are eliminated," Yin Shizhao explained unhurriedly, "If you are more handsome than Fujita Makoto, you will lack a sense of intimacy. This kind of skills will also be removed."

"Basically all mankind will be brushed off!" Xin Ba Hao couldn't help but spit out, "Is there any difference between this bronze and silver?!"

"In other words, even if you make a mistake, don't bring golden saints like Masaharu Fukuyama and Shun Oguri. Not only will they compare us, but they will also add pressure to customers because their faces are too small. "

"You didn't even plan to call a handsome guy!" Xin Ba Haw spit out, "Is it really okay?! Is it really okay to call that kind of ordinary character?! In terms of face, it is better than a golden saint. Jiang Chengsang, the original diamond saint who is even more powerful, won't work! Is it really possible to rely on those ordinary characters?"

"Perhaps it looks like that on the outside~" Yin Shizaki spread his hands out of disapproval, "but that idiot just has a face, and inside is scrap iron...no, plastic...no, just a waste-paper-box Saint Seiya! Such a battle-hardened lady might have said something strange to provoke the other party! But I am not like him! The face and figure are only at the Diamond Saint Seiya level, but internally... but at the Lunar Soil Saint Seiya level! "

"Uh... that is indeed many times more expensive than diamonds." Xin Ba Haw replied silently, "But... on the moon... are all pits? You are not much better inside, and... the appearance is an original diamond holy. No one has noticed this thing about the fighter."

"But..." Yin Shi sneered disdainfully, "As hard as a diamond~"

"Wine!!!" While roaring, Xin Ba Hao and Kagura raised their feet and kicked the silver time several meters away at the same time.

Looking at Yin, who was lying on the ground with his **** pouted, Xin Ba Hao widened his eyes, bursting with blue veins and saliva, and yelled: "You can give me a little bit! Why don't you learn this kind of casual jokes? Learn from Jiang Chengsang too!"

"No...just looking for feeling..." Gin Shiki struggled to get up. "Use that idiot's way to put yourself in another position and think about it. Maybe he just said the rude words to the lady just now and found the problem. Solve the problem! From here we think of ways to remedy the other side!"

"What needs to be remedied is your head!"

"However, what Yinjiang said makes sense. Aru," Kagura nodded, holding up his hand to analyze, "A man like Uncle definitely said something very rude."

"It doesn't have to be something. Maybe you did something very excessive, Kagura-chan." Gintoki leaned forward and whispered with a serious expression on his face. There is no sense..."

"I always feel... Yinsang was just taking advantage of Jiang Chengsang not to deliberately say bad things about him..." Xin Ba Haw pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and murmured silently.

"Okay! Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and search for our partners according to what I just said!" Yin Shi reminded.

At this moment, the crazy dead man, who had been standing behind a few people watching them play treasures, couldn't help it. He drooped his eyelids, his eyes were densely covered with black lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched and tentatively reminded: "That... I'm really sorry. , Mr. Wanshiwu. Although I am very grateful for your help, Cowherd is not such a simple job, and the appearance is just a threshold. The next real test is how to use the inside to attract customers..."

After listening, Yin Shi turned around and replied: "I understand what you mean, do you want to say that I am just a man with a gorgeous appearance and a shallow inside? A gorgeous appearance!"

"No, I didn't say that, and I didn't comment on your appearance."

"In other words, is a man with a thin appearance but full of connotation better than a man with a mere appearance?"

"Forget it...it's it." Crazy Death Lang responded.

"Don't worry about this," Yinshi waved his hand disapprovingly, "I know they understand. By the way, you know how much I did for that idiot in the past, and even ran to... the woman who came to the house for that idiot. ? Normal heart, normal heart, I have experience now."

"No, although I don't understand it very well, it's obviously different from what you said..."

As soon as Kuang Si Lang's voice fell, Hasegawa's voice suddenly came from the side.

"Insang, I heard that you are going to introduce me to work so I came."

Following the direction of the voice, he looked over, but after seeing Hasegawa in a formal suit made of scrap cardboard boxes that was attached to Kagura's body, he was completely ill.

"It's much thinner than imagined! Anyway, it's made of paper?!" Kuang Shi Lang's eyes widened, and the corners of his eyes were still twitching, "Hey, please wait a minute, isn't this a carton saint?"

"It's not a cardboard box anymore," Hasegawa looked down at his carton suit. "Look, isn't there a trend of foreign newspapers or clip art? This is the suit version of that."

"No, it's not like that," Kuang Shi Lang replied with a twitching half of his face, but then he noticed the "necklace" on Hasegawa's neck. "Speaking of which, that necklace is simply someone's Tanabata wishing raft, right?"

"I'm sorry, the manager," Hasegawa smiled embarrassedly while touching the back of his head, and then explained with one hand on his hips, "Although it's a bit nervous to wear this for an interview, I think it should have a cowboy style. Bar?"

"Hey, I said, what do you think of Cowherd?" Crazy Death Lang was a little weak to complain.

At this time, Gintoki took a step forward, took Hasegawa's shoulders, raised his brows and said, "Although he is a bit frivolous on the outside, he is very serious on the inside. A man like a member of J League, oh, Please take care!"

Looking at the two half-bows in front of him, Kuang Si Lang...really powerless to complain this time.

"Look," after turning Hasegawa over, Gintoki continued, pointing to the "Aomori Apple" printed on the carton on the back of Hasegawa, "he also printed the sponsor on his back. He still wears it on his neck. With a wish rope..."

"I want to marry Rosa Fongko~" Hasegawa and Ginshi, who turned around, showed a slightly...wretched honey expression at the same time, and said at the same time.

"Well, everything..." Kuang Si Lang's face is already covered with black lines, and the whole half of his face is still twitching, he wants to say, "No matter how much we are in the service industry, can we find something more? ..."

"It's okay," Yin Shi waved his hand disapprovingly, chuckled and continued: "I know a handsome guy who is very good at closing classes, although he is not the popular neutral boy..."

At this moment, Kushiro, who had noticed the great crisis behind Ginshi's back, had more and more shock on his face, unconsciously covering his face and stepping back two steps toward him.

On the contrary, Yin Shi, who didn't notice the crisis approaching behind him, continued like a okay person and said: "It's a muscle... ah!"

??! !

"Who is a handsome muscular guy!!" Ah Miao in a blue miner suit ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ with blue veins on her face and white eyes, roaring and slamming the shovel in her hand on Yin Shi's head heavily.

"Sister..." Seeing this, Xin Ba Ha just trot over and wanted to say something.

But just after calling a sister, Ah Miao, who was full of anger, locked her neck with only one hand and lifted it into the air.

"Xinchan, what's the matter?" A Miao frowned, her face violently bruised, gritted her teeth and said, "I heard that I was prepared after discovering Hideyoshi's buried gold."

"No...no, sister." The new eight-jaw who was held up in the air quickly explained and prayed, "It's not gold, but you can get a huge amount of money equal to gold. So now bear with me a little bit."

"Don't be kidding!!" Ah Miao yelled again, "Why should I dress like this and work in the Cowboy Club?!"