May Be the Fake Gintama

Seeing the attitude of Ah Miao and Xin Ba Hao while he was blasting silver, Kagura, who was standing next to the mad death man, casually commented: "Look? It looks like a man, right?"

Hearing the sound, Kuang Si Lang glanced at Kagura in disbelief, the cold sweat on his face was still not coming out drop by drop.

"Listen! A Miao!" Yin Shi stood up and shouted, "The accompany girl and the cowherd are actually the same! It's just a different gender! That means you want to be a cowherd...ooh!"

Ah Miao didn't give Yinshi a chance to finish talking. After leaving the new eight chicks in his hand, Ah Miao raised the shovel in his hand and shook it strongly towards Yinshi's head... and again, without any intention of stopping.

Looking at Ah Miao, who didn't take Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao as human beings, he took a sip of water and stepped forward, shaking his hand and raising his hand to exhort.

"Please calm down, Ms. Miu, it's not like this..." Although he was terrified in his heart, Kuang Shi Lang tried very hard to persuade him. "Thinking if there is Ms. Mi who is known as the number one wine girl in Kabukicho. If you go out..."

Hearing the praise from Kuangsielang's mouth, Ah Miao was taken aback for a moment and stopped the movements in his hands. Turning around, she looked at Kuangsielang with a trace of shame on her face.

"...I can definitely introduce us to many outstanding men. Because you seem to be very popular~"

Even if it was this kind of reason made up by the madman, A Miao still believed it to be true, clutching her slightly flushed cheeks and squeezed in place.

"God~ I really hate it, crazy dead Langsang is really~" Ah Miao said with a blushing face, shyly twisting her posture.

But the next moment...

Seeing the squeezed shovel in Miao's hand "accidentally" drew his face, "Wow!" With a scream of screaming, the crazy dead man who spun upside down and fell heavily to the ground, Hasegawa hurried up. Go.

"Manager—!"

At this time, Ah Miao was still immersed in the compliments of Kuang Si Lang just now, and her face was quite embarrassed and shy.

"A good man?" A Miao stroked her cheek, tweaking to herself, "It's true that I don't seem to know him or not~Who should I choose? It's really annoying~"

At this time, Kondo, who was wearing a blue suit and a pink shirt, naturally greeted the dialer with his mobile phone in hand.

"Ah, Miss A Miao, what can I do for you?"

"The guy that no one has ever yelled appeared first!" Xin Ba Haw instantly complained, "Pretending to be a contact and rushing over, it's really irritating!"

"Haha~" Kondo put his phone away, chuckled, closed his eyes and continued, "I see, Miss A Miao, if I become a cowboy, I will be snatched away by other girls, you are You didn’t contact me if you thought so? All... I saw it off the screen."

"There is no such scene at all!" Xin Ba Hao retorted angrily, "When did it appear! You stalker!"

Ignoring Xin Ba Hao's complaints, Kondo drew his hands crosswise than this, revealing a pair of tender eyes, softly said: "It's okay, my heart will not be taken away by anyone..."

As he said, Kondo turned to his side and still glanced at Ah Miao with those big tender eyes that had changed the style of painting and picked up a rose.

"Axun will always be your exclusive cowherd stalker!"

"No one will ever be named! Such a disgusting cowboy!" Xin Ba Haw spit out again.

"Eh? Cowboy cart?" At the same time, Ginshi had already completed the transformation of Kondo, and then pointed to Kondo, who was lying on the ground with a pulley on each of his limbs. He faced everyone and said, "Hey, everyone. , This guy wants to be the Cowboy special car, let him help carry the luggage."

After learning, Kondo quickly defended: "No, it's not like that!"

Kagura held up the crazy dead man who was about to lose consciousness because of A Miu just now, and said indifferently: "It's almost time to make up enough people, everyone, let's go back."

After that, Kagura screamed and threw the Kuang Shi Lang in his hand very easily. The latter slammed Kondo's body heavily and knocked Kondo to the ground.

At this moment, Kuang Si Lang struggled to raise his head to reveal his **** forehead, and when he looked at the silver in front of him, he made a weak voice: "Um... I'm really sorry. Finally, I want to test everyone's aptitude."

"Qualification?" Yin Shi was puzzled.

Looking at the same unidentified people in front of him, Kuang Shi Lang nodded his head, then stood up and explained: "Yes, after all, Cowboy’s job is to chat with girls, and then I will ask you to cooperate with each other. See if you can bring girls to the store. Just follow the method of hitting up a conversation."

…

Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng, who was completely immersed in the game and unable to extricate himself, rolled his eyes when he was attacked by a sharp weapon thrown by a woman who opened the door at the moment when the game was about to win. He fell to the ground and missed the victory of the game.

"What are you doing? Yueyue!" Looking at the "game over" displayed on the monitor, Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and roared, "It's the critical moment! Obviously we will win!"

"You are what you want to do, right?" Yue Yong said coldly as she walked towards Jiang Cheng.

"Me? What's wrong with me?" After Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai from the back of his head, he looked back at the monitor again and started the next game.

"Short message from Kagura." Yue Yong threw his mobile phone in front of Jiang Cheng.

"Kagura?" Jiang Cheng was still puzzled, and then picked up the phone and started to check Yueyong's briefing. "Wolwol, never let my uncle approach Kabukicho today. Please, for the peace of Kabukicho. , I must let my uncle stay in Yoshihara well!""

"What's this?" Jiang Cheng turned around, squinting Doudou's eyes and looked unclear.

"How do I know!" Yue Yong took his mobile phone from Jiang Cheng angrily, "You are asking yourself! What do you want to do to that street?!"

"No, there is nothing special to do." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then looked back at the display in front of him again and said indifferently, "Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, it's probably a prank Or Kagura is coming to ask for pocket money or something."

"Is this really the case?" Yue Yong looked suspicious.

"I said I don't know," Jiang Cheng was a little impatient, but then suddenly he felt something, reached into his arms and took out his mobile phone which was still vibrating.

Jiang Cheng didn't read the message on the phone, and squeezed the phone to pieces with a little effort.

"Who?"

After throwing the corpse of the phone in his hand into the trash can, Jiang Cheng shrugged and answered casually: "I don't know, but it's probably a guy who doesn't like it."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's face, it didn't matter. After a moment of silence, Yue Yong slowly turned around and left.

"This month is the fifth one, and the funds for the mobile phone will no longer be granted to you."

"Ah, it doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng replied without looking back. "Recently, it's better to have no such thing. That guy is so annoying..."

(Note: The mobile phones of Jiang Cheng and Kagura are separate from the communicator that communicates with Jianghua, and they are not the same.)

Yue Yong ignored it, just stepped out of the door without stopping and closed the door.

However, after going out, Yueyong silently gave Baihua the order to "strengthen patrols recently to prevent suspicious people from approaching Yoshihara."

Jiang Cheng, who didn't know when he came to the window, snorted softly as he watched Yue Yong walking down the street holding a cigarette stick downstairs.

"It's still something like a woman..." After murmured casually, Jiang Cheng turned around and stretched, "Go on~The game continues~"

Jiang Cheng, who sat down in front of the computer and picked up the gamepad again, was taken aback for a while, then he squeezed his chin and frowned, thinking.

"No, wait, it feels... it really seems to have forgotten something, the release date of the game? No, no, there is no game I want on sale today. So, what is it?"

Jiang Cheng, who had been thinking hard for a long time and never thought of what he had forgotten, left this humble and perhaps unnamed trouble behind his head, and once again devoted himself to the game.

…

On the other side, Kabukicho Takatenhara.

Sitting on a certain deck, Kuang Shi Lang looked at the handcuffed Gintoki and others in front of him, Sougo and 14 others on one side, and spoke helplessly.

"Um... guys, I asked you to arrest the customers in the store, why are you arrested by the police instead?"

Gintoki, who was riding on Kondo, who was kneeling on the ground, whose clothes had disappeared for some reason, glanced at Shisi on the side and defended: "Manager, if this stinky sliver hadn't got in the way, we would have captured two or three women. ."

After that, Gintoki glanced down at Kondo under him, "Right? ISAO?"

"GIN is right," Kondo closed his eyes and replied with a little helplessness. "Really, the police recently made a fuss about such a thing. This street has become more and more impossible to live in."

Listening to the two singing and making a peace, Fourteen unconsciously burst into blue veins on his face, and yelled at Kondo Shiro: "You are the boss of the police!"

"That's been a long time ago," Kondo had a faint smile of relief on the corner of his mouth, and then took a bite of the peeled banana that was stretched out when he took a bite of the silver and chewed it. At the same time, he continued with slurred speech: "I decided to abandon my status and reputation for the sake of Miss A Miao, and start from the bottom as a cowboy car."

Standing next to the cos angel Kagura with a smirk for some reason, Sougou said: "Kondo-san, let alone the bottom, you started from the Jomon period."

"Go back." Fourteen raised Kondo's arm. "If you want to be a car, you should at least be a patrol car to protect this street."

Kondo struggled and shouted, "Even Cowherd is protecting this street very well! If this goes on, this street may be destroyed by his wife!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Zongwu complained.

"GIN! Tell them too!" Kondo looked at Gintoki and shouted, "The first card (Ace) will be a big deal! Neither Baibeard nor Luffy will sit idly by!"

At this moment, the crazy dead man who had been observing several people suddenly noticed something.

"Feed him a banana a day," Ginshi reminded Sougo and the fourteen people very politely, "If this is still slow, let him play with his own Banana."

Kondo, who was pushed to the door by the fourteenth, was still struggling desperately: "No! I'm going to be treated as a gorilla in captivity! The store manager—!"

"Okay! Come here soon!" Fourteen said grimly.

"Well, can you please stay for a while?" Kuang Si Lang walked towards the fourteen three.

Seeing this, Kondo was moved for a while: "Manager! Uuuu..."

The Kushiro who ignored Kondo stepped on Kondo's face and crossed Kondo to the two of Shichi and Sogo.

"No, I don't mean the orangutan."

Looking at the crazy death man who was carefully looking at his face with a serious expression in front of him, Shisi and Sougo were stunned at the same time.

"Maybe...maybe it will work," Crazy Death murmured, his brows gradually soothing.

…

Time came to night.

In front of Gao Tianyuan's gate, Ah Miao, wearing a waiter's costume, squinted and shouted with a smile on the three young ladies who had just passed by the gate.

"Ladies, do you have any arrangements for tonight?" As he said, A Miao squeezed his eyes and raised his hand to indicate the door of Gao Tianyuan on the side. "If you don't mind, please come to the angel's rest. Location-Gao Tianyuan, how about letting your wings rest?"

"Huh?" The girl in a blue kimono looked up at the shining three characters Gao Tianyuan on the door with a surprised voice, "Gao Tianyuan has been resurrected."

"But I heard that because Niu Lang resigned successively, business here has been closed." Another girl in pink kimono frowned and said.

"We recruited some new cowboys, and they have now reopened." A Miao explained.

"Really?!" The girl in the blue kimono looked surprised, but then she thought of something, "But, the new cowboy is just some ugly man, right?"

"That's what I said." The girl in a green kimono and glasses who looked like an elder sister in the literature department nodded in agreement.

"Nothing," A Miao shook her head and slowly said, "Here, there are some of the best handsome guys in Edo. It will definitely give you a special night~"

Kaka...

While Ah Miao was speaking, Gao Tianyuan's door slowly opened, and the three girls also subconsciously looked into the door.

Standing in front of Yin Shi and the others, Shichi and Sougo, who leaned slightly to the side and closed the Western-style formal suit like the first card, held a flower likewise. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

"Welcome—" Sou Wu said, and turned sideways again.

"Xin Gao Tian Yuan." Fourteen took the words, turning sideways and back to back with Sou Wu in the same way.

"I won't let you go tonight until tomorrow morning~ Kittens~" Zong Wu is handsome and eye-catching.

"The warm and cold PARTY begins now." After saying that, Fourteen sat on the side of his head with two motorcycle armrests tied to his head and looked serious on Kondo, raised his hands and shouted, "Herewego! Let'sparty!"

At the same time, Yin Shi and others raised their hands and cheered.

"OK!"×n

"...Huge!!" The fourteen bursting blue veins and white eyes roared, holding a rocket launcher at Yinshi and several people, "Why do we even have to follow "Let'sParty" together! "

boom! !