May Be the Fake Gintama

The latest website: "Yin Sang, that..." Xin Ba Haw just wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Yin Shi's raising his hand.

Yin Shi lowered his head and said with a black face: "Xin Ba Hao, we just went to the wrong ward and we didn't see anything, so remember it clearly!"

"No, that can't be wrong is Jiang..."

"No!" Yin Shi shouted.

"Oh, I really bother you." Yueyong walked over slowly with a convenience bag in his hand, "I actually came to see the kind of guy who has been hopeless."

[No, no help! 】Xin Ba Hao and Yin Shi were shocked at the same time.

"That, that, Miss Yueyong..." Xin Ba Hao raised his head, revealing a face with a completely broken expression, stumbling and asking: "Is the disease, the disease, the cause of the disease...is it... the weather? "

"You can say so." Yue Yong sighed helplessly and replied, "I reminded that idiot tomorrow morning, but...hey, it should be said to be self-inflicted."

Hearing these words from Yue Yong's mouth, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao became even worse, and then bowed their heads to bid farewell at the same time, and left slowly.

Yue Yong glanced in surprise at Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao, who were slowly leaving with their heads down.

Seeing the nurses who were surrounded by Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong burst into flames for no reason, and then smashed the convenience bag in Jiang Cheng's head.

"It hurts!" Jiang Cheng cried out in pain, then rubbed his head to look at the person and complained: "What are you doing? Now I am a patient, can't I be gentler? Can't I be gentler like the nurses? "

"What kind of patient are you?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng as if looking at trash, "I spent a week in the room playing games, overeating, and drinking so many cold drinks. I never left the door. Staying up late to play games every day, there is no rule in life. If you have gastrointestinal problems, it should be a matter of course! And I just finished the injection and ate so many iced watermelons...you guys go to die sooner."

"Don't tell me it's like I don't want to go out!" Jiang Cheng retorted without confidence, "It's just because the weather is too hot! You can't go out at all in this kind of weather! If you go out, you will be done by people! Roast it for adults!"

"You're at least walking around for me! It's strange that I won't get sick if I don't move a step!"

"Playing games can not only train the brain to develop intelligence, but also exercise the flexibility of the fingers, and it can also make people physically and mentally happy. Just ask, where is such a great exercise in the world?"

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was holding his hands and closing his eyes and still nodding, the blue veins on Yue Yong's forehead burst out one after another.

"Oh! My POP is really brought here!" Looking at the handheld game console in the convenience bag, Jiang Cheng exclaimed, "Thank you! Yueyue! This way you won't be bored during the hospitalization period." !"

"Hey?" a young nurse on the side grumbled, "Do you still want to play with something like this? Didn't you say you want to play with others?"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng snorted softly, then stretched out his hand to lift the chin of the nurse in front of him, and then said softly: "If you want to play, you have to wait until the evening to be fun. I'm the kind who will do the best. Save what you eat until the last bite~"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Also... Recently, I have a bad stomach, so I can only eat something gentle, and I have to be prepared."

"Ah-!"

This time, the nurse sister was not screaming because of excitement, but because Jiang Cheng's head was pierced and sprayed with blood.

…

At night, the nurse lady who was planning to attack at night opened the door of Jiang Cheng’s ward and saw Yue Yong sitting in front of the hospital bed with Erlang's legs tilted, and lying on the hospital bed wrapped in gauze, only showing two eyes and one. After Jiang Cheng's mouth was open, he walked out silently.

Looking at the closed door, Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes and turned his head to look at Yue Yong: "Hey, why are you here?"

"Looking at you as a scumbag." Yue Yong replied lightly.

"You give me more than enough!" Jiang Chengbai shouted angrily, "I'm ready for this kind of play! I changed the costumes! As a result, you didn't need to change them at all!"

By the way, the current Jiang Cheng...for unknown reasons, he suffered multiple fractures all over his body. The bandages tied in advance have already played the role that they should have played well.

"And..." Yueyong's cheeks showed an unnatural pink, and she turned her face away silently, "What kind of gentleness you want, I also...that..."

Seeing Yueyong’s performance, Jiang Cheng was taken aback: "Hey? No? Yueyue you...no? You...you...do you want to...hey! Wait! Yueyue! Calm down! Even so. It's rude to say, but I didn't treat you..."

"Yes, the gentleness you want." Yueyong handed the shopping bag in her hand to Jiang Cheng with a face and interrupted Jiang Cheng at the same time.

Seeing the bag full of bafilin painkillers, Jiang Cheng instantly became expressionless.

(Baffein Bufferin: a painkiller, the slogan is-half of the ingredients in Baffein is gentle.)

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and glanced at his bandaged body, and then slowly said: "Although it is indeed something used at this time, what is going on with this feeling of fire? It is indeed gentle, but Why am I so hot? Hello? Is something wrong?"

"...If it were more gentle...Will it be better?" Yueyong, who was holding a few boxes of bafilin, turned her slightly raised face and closed her eyes to reveal a bit... Tsundere?

"Please go back quickly, please." Jiang Cheng lowered his head silently.

"What about ten more boxes?"

"I beg you!"

After such a small farce, Yue Yongcai said faintly: "Kagura also seems to be hospitalized."

"Hey?" Jiang Cheng, who was lowering his head while playing POP and eating the strawberries in the fruit basket, raised his head and asked in confusion, "Kagura? What's the matter?"

"I don't know, I just took a look today, and this hospital doesn't have much information about Yetu, so it seems that there is no way to diagnose it."

"Already...Is it completely out of help?!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong with a shocked expression on his face.

"Hey."

"No, I definitely can't let Sister Jianghua know," Jiang Cheng clutched his face full of distressed expressions, "Initially, his body is not good. If he knows it, it may add unnecessary burden to the originally bad body. "

"No diagnosis yet! Wait a minute!"

"Anyway, after the funeral is over, I will fool it with the reason that "Kagura went to a distant place and couldn't contact the planet to study abroad." "

"No, the one you said is too early, it's not dead yet."

"Kagura!" Jiang Cheng cried out in pain, covering his face.

"Hey! You're almost enough! I've said it all and haven't died yet!"

"Yueyue... get ready." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and said softly, "Although it is a bit naughty, I know that Kagura has always been a good boy. How can it be repaired!"

Yueyong:...

"Also, the most important point," Jiang Cheng continued, "That is to win the right to hold the funeral, for the funeral money...no, in order to be able to send Kagura by myself. After all, no matter what... I am also her. My little uncle!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was covering her face with an expression of grief, Yue Yong replied coldly: "I would rather do your funeral before doing that kind of thing. Don't worry, it will definitely be beautiful. burial."

I don't know if it was a coincidence or what Kagura heard from the nurse. At this time, I was standing outside Jiang Cheng's ward, sticking to the door, listening to the conversation between the two in the room.

[This... scum! Kagura trembling with anger, widened his eyes and cursed bitterly in his heart, [I heard that you were hospitalized, and the lovely niece came to see you enduring her illness! I didn't expect to be telling such an excessive joke! If this is the case, then...I really let you experience what it's like to lose this lovely and invincible girl's niece who is about to meet once in a thousand years...]

Boom boom.

Click—

"Uncle," Kagura came in with a blank expression and a soft expression in a hospital gown, "I heard that you are also in the hospital, so I'll take a look."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's unbelievable and shocking expression, Kagura was secretly delighted: [Sure enough, even if I said that, my uncle really cares about me. 】

"No... God, Kagura..." Jiang Cheng tremblingly raised his hand, "You, what... what's wrong?"

"Uncle uncle takes care of yourself." Kagura shook his head gently, "My body...has..."

"Say, what are you talking about?" Jiang Chengma jumped out of the hospital bed, and said haha ​​despite the cold sweat, "Quickly, there are some snacks and fruits here, eat..."

"Uncle, I'm sorry, I... don't have any appetite." Kagura even coughed twice while covering his mouth and turning his face away.

At this time, Jiang Cheng's expression had already revealed a bit of horror, and even Yue Yong's expression on the side became solemn.

"I just want to get closer to my uncle in this short time." Kagura turned back, with soft eyes, making Nagong say very natural Mandarin, "After all...on this earth, Uncle is my only family member."

"Then what, Kagura...you...don't scare your uncle," Jiang Cheng trembling voice, slowly stretched out his hand, "No, all right? One, must be kidding me?"

"Sorry, uncle..." Kagura raised his head, looking at Jiang Cheng softly, "I'm already...satisfied to be able to see you in these few days of dying."

With that said, Kagura slowly turned around and backed out, leaving only Jiang Cheng with an incredulous expression on his hand and Yueyong who was also somewhat incredulous.

[Hehehe...] Kagura was delighted, [How? Is it painful? Are you suffering because you are about to lose me? You don’t have any joking thoughts anymore, right? 】

thump!

Yue Yong: "Doctor! Hey! Come on! Breathing and heartbeat have stopped! Hey! Jiang Cheng, cheer up! Hey! Hey!"

Looking at the doctors rushing towards Jiang Cheng's ward, Kagura thought in his heart: "Do you care about me so much?" ! Do you care to death? ! 】

…

The next day.

"Little Kagura?" The nurse opened the door of Kagura's ward and asked at the same time, "How is your physical condition?"

Kagura, who was picking his teeth with a toothpick in one hand and holding a stomach that was even more exaggerated than a pregnant woman with a football team in the other, replied feebly: "I always feel like my body is as heavy as a rock, and I feel I need it. Live in a courtyard for about a week."

Seeing the two piles of empty trays for sick meals in front of Kagura and Kagura's big belly, the nurse let out a bewildered voice: "Ahhhhhhhhh? Is this the obstetrics and gynecology department?"

At this moment, another nurse lady opened the door of Kagura's ward and reminded with a smile: "Little Kagura, someone is coming to see you."

Hearing the sound, Kagura was startled, and then instantly jumped out of bed and threw all the empty dishes downstairs through the window.

After doing all this, Kagura realized his stomach again, but before Kagura could think of a good way, Gintoki raised his foot and walked in and shouted at the same time.

"Kagura..."

Hearing the sound, Kagura had no time to think, and one swooped onto the hospital bed and got into the bed.

"Yin...Yinjiang, why today... why came to see me so early?"

Looking at Kagura, panting and sweating on the hospital bed in a weird posture, Gintoki replied, "Ah...ah, we've all been in the hospital recently. Are you okay? Your breathing is messy, is it uncomfortable? ?"

"Yes...it's kind of..." Kagura replied reluctantly. "Since yesterday, my chest has been so stuffy and I can't sleep."

"So...what's wrong with you?" Yin Shi, who was sitting on the chair in front of the hospital bed, asked tentatively to Kagura who was lying down again, "The quilt is all supported."

"Because... because of the sun!" Kagura hurriedly replied, "The whole body was swollen from the sun! Don't look at me now! I don't want you to see it either!"

Gin Shigura reluctantly pulled the corners of his mouth, and comforted: "God, Kagura...no, don't worry, you are Kagura, you must have eaten too much, right? No one will find out."

[In fact, I really ate too much...] Kagura thought.

"Also...Also, I have lived here since today."

"Hey?"

"It's cooler than the Everything House, it has air conditioning, and you can see the nurse sister enough." Yin Shi explained, then touched the back of his head and turned his face slightly, "So you can relax and sleep. This is the same as the House of Everything you live in. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

[Ha ha ha... He is more considerate than usual Aru. ] Kagura was delighted in his heart, and then showed godless eyes again, and replied in a feeble voice: "Thank you, Yinjiang...but I don’t know how long I can stay with you, so I want to stay awake for a while and stay with you for a while."

"Don't, don't say stupid things," Yin Shi slowly got up, turned and walked towards the door, "Stop the crow's mouth, I will go to the store to buy a jump, what should I bring?"

When looking at the silver that opened the door, Kagura replied softly: "Budding, pudding, I want to eat now."

"Pudding, right?" Yin Shi slowly closed the door, and after a few tenths of a second, he opened the door panting.

"Buy... I bought it." Yin Shi raised the shopping bag in his hand.

When looking at Yin who was panting and sweating, Kagura exclaimed in his heart: "It's too fast! This is the third floor, and the canteen is on the first floor, and he came back to Aru in an instant! This guy is not because... I said I wanted to stay with them for a while, so the crime is serious, Aru? 】