May Be the Fake Gintama

Standing in front of everyone wearing the costumes of the Teramon Pass Guards, the new eight haws stood in front of the crowd: "Only with me, Shimura Shinhachi, the captain of the Teramen Pass Guards, I will definitely stop them! So Kagura sauce and Atong sauce , The next thing is left to you!"

On the other side, Ah Tong, who had a full view of this scene in front of the TV, covered his mouth, his pupils trembling slightly, his expression unbelievable.

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"Teammon Guards Captain, Shimura Shinpachi." Standing in front of the GKB48 members, Bichier raised her eyebrows and looked at Shinpachi in front of him with a joking expression, "Could it be that you also want to come to our GKB48 handshake meeting. Did you forget? What did your companion look like in our handshake meeting?"

Xin Ba Hao was unmoved, but raised his head to look at the camera or relay device in the air. The voice was flat and soft: "Atongchan, as long as you are still singing, your fans will not disappear. Even if there is no A fan, at that time you were singing happily on the side of the road. There is another person who gains strength by seeing you like this.

Even if you are sad and sad, your song encourages us. When you are sad and sad, there is another fan who is by your side to cheer. Even if we lose everything, we just start again. As long as you sing, no matter how many times I will listen.

Go to a concert venue with only two people.

No matter what happens, I will be the first and last fan of Temple Gate. "

"It's fun~" Bitch's expression was lacking in interest, "Want to survive our handshake to incite neutral fans and the coward who dare not appear on the stage? If you can do it, try it!"

As he said, Bitcher opened the curtain behind him.

"As you wish, let you become the last fan of Temple Gate, and then become our prisoner!"

"That's our line!" Shinpachi replied without fear, while preparing for the sprint, "Shinpachi Shimura, Captain of the Sanmentong Guardsman, join!"

After that, Xin Ba Haw rushed over with a shout.

"New... New Eighth—!" Yin Shi yelled.

But as soon as the voice fell, Xin Ba Hao, who stepped into the curtain, fell out of the curtain in an instant with only his underwear.

"So fast—!" Yin Shi vomited, "What are you doing? You said that such a handsome line was killed instantly? Only a pair of underpants left after being stripped at an incredible speed!"

"Ahahaha~" Bichier, who opened the curtain, looked at the new Baja who was lying on the ground in front of him, and laughed wantonly. That's it. As long as you participate in our handshake meeting, no matter who your fans are, you can win it in one fell swoop! Now the fans of Temple Gate finally don't..."

"When I get home, I will throw away all the little yellow books..." Xin Ba Hao interrupted Bit Chi'er's words, struggling to get up slowly, "But...I won't throw a CD of Ah Tong Jiang. "

With that said, Xinba Haw raised a red tentacle in his hand.

[My tentacles! 】Bi Chi Er realized the fact that the tentacles on her head were pulled out, [Could it be that this guy...]

Before Bitch finished thinking about it, the sequelae of being pulled out of the tentacles broke out in an instant.

"Hmm!" Bi Chi'er with a dilapidated headache cried out in pain while holding his head.

"Unexpectedly, Shimura survived! Oh! What's going on? Bitch'er suddenly became painful!"

Standing up, Xin Ba Hao looked at Bit Chi'er, who was holding his head in pain, and said, "I feel very strange. Just shaking my hand once will make people a believer of GKB48 or something. Selling dream jobs? No, wrong. Everything you show to others is fantasy! GKB48!"

"You...you bastard!" Back to the original state, Bitcher, who was filled with purple hair under her chest, gritted her teeth and looked at Xin Ba Hao.

"Miss Bitcher whose tentacles have been pulled out is like a different person! At the same time, in the charm curtain, the ugly girls that have never been seen appear one after another!"

"Just as Xin Jiang said," Gao Zi's voice suddenly came from a curtain. "Other idol fans, we don't know it, but if you dare to write to us, your good fortune will come to an end. Up!"

"Your brainwashing doesn't work for us."

"If you want to ask why..."

"We are the number one fan of the universe's number one idol—"

"Simentong Guards Explosives—!"×n

Looking at the team members headed by Gao Zi, all of them wearing shorts and holding a tentacle, Xin Ba Hao muttered with a touch of emotion: "Gao Zi...and everyone!"

"What a happy event! Teramon Tong's guards are resurrected! Due to their dedication to Atong-chan, GKB48's hypnotism has been exposed!"

"Liar! Our number one idol in the universe..."

The fans who had just shook hands all cried out with their heads in disbelief and collapsed.

"Because the facts were too shocking, the number of people on the GKB48 counting board was cleared! The handshake of GKB48 can be considered as a brainwashing illusion so far! Just like HDZ48!"

"Resound through the universe, everyone!" said the new eight haws wearing a jersey (Teamon Pass Guards costume), "Who is the idol that the first fan of the universe should support? HDZ48 Guards-out!"

"!"

"!"×n

"LOVEKAGURA!"

"LOVEKAGURA!" ×n

Just like being infected by the Xin Ba Chi and others, the rest of the fans also became interested in the Xin Ba Chi and others, and rushed to the Xin Ba Chi.

"The slogan of the Guards supporting HDZ48 echoed throughout the venue! This overwhelming enthusiasm has also infected the sober fans of GKB48!"

"Hey grin grin, really, what's the most dazzling." Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth lightly, and hummed softly, "It's really as he said, that position...maybe only Xin Ba Hao is talented. It's suitable."

"That's right," Yin Shi agreed with some relief, then raised his head and glanced at the live broadcast equipment and camera destroyed by Jiang Cheng at a certain critical time. "But I just don't know... can it be conveyed to that? I saw the little girl in the scene just now."

"Probably it's okay? After all, even we heard it."

As soon as Jiang Cheng's voice fell, a buzzing ultrasonic wave blasted into the depths of his brain sounded in the gym, and everyone who heard it covered their heads with pain.

"This...what is this sound?!"

At this moment, Bit Chi'er, who was flying in the air with his hands open like a sonar and making some kind of brainwashing sound, gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "How dare you...you dare to reveal the hidden side of the idol!"

Seeing all the members of GKB48 who are making strange sound waves, the host then explained: "This is... the strange sound waves made by all members of GKB48!"

"Since it's exposed, I'll brainwash you all again! Dance to death in the fantasy of the so-called idol..."

Before Bitch finished speaking, she was hugged by a leaping figure and smashed into the stands of the stadium.

boom! !

Smoke is everywhere.

"That...that is!"

The smoke slowly dissipated.

Kagura, who held Bichir's hands tightly with both hands, said, "It looks like the handshake you need is Aru like me."

"KAGURA of HDZ48 stopped Miss Bitcher! Until the end, the two sides were still in a stalemate in the handshake battle!"

Bi Chier yelled to her team members angrily: "What are you doing?! Hurry up and brainwash all these people..."

But before finishing talking, UU reading www.uukanshu.com sounded harsher than brainwashing sound waves in the gym, and almost everyone covered their ears.

A Miao, who clapped the castanets in his hands, said: "This is the result of our special training."

Xiao Yuan took the words: "It's time for you to see!"

"KAGURA sauce! Leave the accompaniment to us!"

"Go grab the idol star!"

"It's an accompaniment band! The horrible tangled and discordant sound of electronic perfume resists the strange sound waves! The painful fans, the yelling guards, the noise-making support team, hey, who is going to sing that with the microphone? The out-of-tune [don't give up] the ponytail man pulls it down, it's really ugly!"

"Huh?! What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng suddenly became unhappy.

"In short, all the fate is given to KAGURA and Miss Bitcher! Is this really a handshake meeting? No, it's better to say that this is the real handshake meeting to bet on an idol career!"