May Be the Fake Gintama

A small spaceship sailing alone in the universe is slowly heading towards a dilapidated planet.

Saki, who was wearing a white doctor's coat, with one hand in his coat pocket and the other with a lit lady's cigarette that seemed to have forgotten to smoke, stood quietly in front of the window, his eyes calmly looking at the cigarette. upcoming planet.

Only a few people know that the plastic surgeon Saki, who is known as the number one in the universe in the underground world, who will take over any job as long as the money ends, is actually one of the best doctors in the universe.

The greatest interest in my life is to like wandering and the various planets in the universe, and to study and overcome the strange incurable diseases of various races. Among those strange incurable diseases, the most difficult to overcome is the one I met ten years ago. Patients introduced after a breakup.

It took a whole ten years, and many people, including the man, spent countless efforts and costs to finally break through.

For Saki, who claims to be the number one doctor in the universe, this disease has become a knot in her heart for the past ten years. At least Saki thinks so in her heart. It is definitely not because of some idiot scum who owes her ex-boyfriend a debt! Absolutely not!

Just because I'm a doctor! Just because I'm a doctor! Just because I'm a doctor!

Thinking of this, Saki's expression gradually calmed down. She raised her hand to take a cigarette but found that the cigarette in her hand had unknowingly burned to the end.

Snapped!

As if to vent her anger, after throwing the cigarette **** to the ground, Saki took a few breaths angrily, and then took out another cigarette and put it into her mouth.

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

This time...the lighter has a problem again!

"Bastard!" At the same time as he cursed, the lighter in Saki's hand slammed **** the floor.

In the corner of the corridor not far away, a group of people dressed in uniform and slightly different from Narakuzhong's costumes whispered in a low voice.

"Miss Saki starts again..."

"Ah, probably thinking of the lighter as Jiang Chengsang."

"Who is going to remind her that she has to change into protective clothing as soon as she gets there?"

"At this time, whoever goes will be unlucky, Miss Saki is more S than Jiang Chengsang!"

"The first one to pass will definitely be unlucky!"

"Go Saburo, even S won't bully honest and honest people for no reason. By the way, where did Saburo go?"

"Have you forgotten? When I received Miss Saji half a month ago, I asked about Jiang Chengsang, and my head was stuffed into the toilet, and I haven't pulled it out until now!"

"What now?"

All were silent.

"Why don't you just guess the box?"

"Good way! Whoever loses will go!"

A group of people echoed, but just after speaking, someone suddenly realized that something was wrong.

The people who turned their heads slowly mechanically, looked at Saki who was standing coldly behind them, and the cold sweat on his face came down with a swipe.

"Sha...Miss Saki?"

"What are you doing? Hurry up and put on your protective clothing and get ready to work."

"Hi!" ×n

…

In the small laboratory in the bed cabin, Saburo- was burying his head in front of a computer and banging his head.

"How was the inspection?"

Saori, who came over, asked lightly.

"The thousandth and third calibration, the bionic heart has no abnormality." Saburo raised his head and answered.

Looking at the transparent sterile glass box connected to countless machines in a pile of experimental devices, the heart that was beating slowly was indistinguishable from a normal human heart, Saki nodded lightly.

"What about the artificial Altana core inside?"

Saburo called out an interface: "It runs normally, and the decay speed is similar to the decay speed of ordinary human bodies."

Saki, who leaned over and carefully glanced at the interface, nodded: "Probably there is no problem, the biggest problem is the rejection afterward, the alien Altana..."

"This is the closest Altana that we have found on other planets in the past few years. The coincidence rate of various data with the remaining Altana on the surface exceeds 99%. If If this doesn't work..."

"Ninety-nine percent..." Saki sighed softly.

"However...the heart is cultivated with the heart tissue provided by Jiang Chengsang, and the success rate may be higher. After all, Jiang Chengsang is the only one in the universe..."

"If only Altana could be collected from Xian'an, the success rate might be a little higher."

"That's right, but the few Altanas left by Xian'an have been polluted. Even if they can be filtered, they cannot generate Altana cores that can complete the cycle. Even the total amount may not be enough..."

"For me, this operation has only a 1% success rate." Saki got up and looked back at the beating heart, "That idiot is really generous, his heart is so special. How can you cut off a piece!"

Looking at Saki, who clenched his fists and looked resentful, Saburo closed his mouth wisely.

…

Wandering Star.

Saki and their aircraft had just landed in front of an unfinished building, and a spaceship not far away slowly lifted off.

Wearing protective clothing that can resist all kinds of pollution and radiation on this planet, Saki saw the just-rising spacecraft not far away as soon as he got off the spacecraft.

"Really, what's the matter with the patient's operation, and the family members are not around? There are also a bunch of **** who run away while their wife is undergoing surgery!"

Listening to the unhappy muttering in Saji's mouth, Saburo and the others who followed behind did not dare to make a sound.

"Long time no see, Miss Saki."

Upstairs, Jiang Hua, who was leaning against a window smoking a cigarette, looked at Saki below with a smile on his face.

"Long time no see, Miss Jiang Hua."

…

Wandering outside the atmosphere of the star.

Standing in front of the window in the spaceship, Jiang Hua looked at the planet below quietly.

"I never imagined that I would leave this planet twice, the first time being a bald man, and the second time... who is it?"

"Who knows." Saki, who was standing by the side, responded casually, "Probably family or something?"

"Family... let's go."

"Okay, I'm ready for surgery, and then, make it clear in advance, although I have done more heart transplants. But this time... the success rate is only 1%. Don't think about it anymore?"

"I was ready to die ten years ago, no, twenty years ago."

…

In the clean and white sterile operating room, Jiang Hua lay calmly on the operating table without showing too much expression in his eyes.

"It was said in advance that the patient's will to survive is also the key to the success of the operation. Don't think that it doesn't matter if you die. Even for him...for them...for the family who have worked hard for so long because of you, the last time, Fight with all your might."

"That's right. I know," Jiang Hua replied softly, but then suddenly reached out and grabbed Saki's hand, "That child..."

"Ah, waiting for you on Earth. If the operation is successful, we will be reunited."

Jiang Hua shook his head.

"The two choices of survival and death, if both choices will face the same result, if there is a choice, I think it is better to face it alive, he... once said so."

"Is that so..."

"It's ready to start, please fight, Miss Jiang Hua."

…

At the end of the seventeen-hour operation, Saki stepped out of the operating room and lit a cigarette.

The slowly exhaled puff of cigarette is also proof of relief.

The surgery...successful.

…

Three days later, still hovering on the spaceship outside the atmosphere of Yu'an Star, Saki was burying her head on a pile of instruments in front of Jiang Hua's hospital bed, which was still in a coma.

"Sure enough, I knew you were absolutely fine."

Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly sounded from behind Saki.

"The blessing of dragging someone's heart tissue." Saki replied without answering, "The postoperative rejection indicators are also basically normal. However, the patient's body needs a period of adaptation, and it is temporarily not possible. will wake up."

"Is that so..."

"Is there anything you want me to bring?"

"No, no. I'm just here to get the other heart you stole."

"Throw it away." Saki answered without thinking, UU reading www. But the next moment, uukanshu.com reached out to a metal box placed beside it.

"That's a bomb." Saki spoke again.

"I'll leave the rest to you, bring her...and them...to Earth."

Saki, who turned around, looked outside the ward, Saburo and the others who had all passed out in a coma, let out a heh.

"Do you want to be alone with your ex-girlfriend?"

"When did you become my ex-girlfriend?"

"Then you were dumped by me now, and now you are my ex-boyfriend."

"What nonsense are you talking about? As if we really had such a thing."

"I've always felt that it is better to communicate with the body than with words."

"Where are you a hooligan? Go away. They'll leave it to you. If the cost is... paid next time."