May Be the Fake Gintama

In the transparent glass jar, he closed his eyes and soaked in the nutrient solution. Jiang Cheng, who was covered with various detection magnetic sheets, suddenly opened his eyes.

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Jiang Cheng, who sat up from the nutrient solution, raised both hands and shook them slightly.

Saki, who was sitting in front of a certain piece of equipment, picked up Jiang Cheng's clothes and threw it at Jiang Cheng.

"If you don't mess around, your body can barely survive for some time. Even these most advanced nutrient solutions are still no match for Altana."

"Enough is enough." Jiang Cheng, who had already put on his clothes, said with a smile, "I feel that my body is much more relaxed. How long has it been since I said that?"

"One month."

"One month..." Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, "It was just a physical examination, but it turned out to be like this."

"According to the previous state, if you mess around like before, your core will be exhausted and you will die."

"now what?"

"The odds of surviving only increased by one percentage point."

"Yahahahie, just for one percent of this alone? It really makes life not grateful."

"Who cares about the life and death of a guy like you? I just think that if you die, the debts you owe before will never be recovered. It would be good to have an extra percentage point."

"Is that so..."

With that said, Jiang Cheng looked at Saburo and the others who were crowded at the door: "But after sleeping for a month, it's become a problem now. They..."

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In the control room of the ship.

Saburo's words were fierce: "Jiang Chengsang! How can you be alone... Everyone has come to this day together, even if it is a sin, everyone can bear it together!"

"Anyway, we who have been soaked in blood and sin will end up in **** sooner or later! At least... let us join you!"

"That's right! After all, those who can understand Jiang Chengsang are the only people in this universe!"

Looking at the serious eyes of the hundreds of people who had been secretly protected during and after the war, including Kuroko Ye and Saburo, Jiang Cheng slowly took a deep breath. , with a little relief on his face.

"Is that so... Then let's go to **** together."

"Oh!" ×n

"But..." Jiang Cheng turned around and raised an index finger, "As before, the guy who has no descendants and is a single man in the family, go back to me, and the guy who can't complete the genetic mission of mankind is not qualified to go to the battlefield."

"If you say that, Jiang Chengsang, you are the first one who needs to go back!"

"No, I also have a daughter on Earth who treats me like a father, even though it's a robot."

"What kind of daughter is that!"

Jiang Cheng shook his head with his hands spread out, and said with a sigh: "Do you think that you are ugly, so you don't want to go back because you can't find a girlfriend after you go back? You can't hide this kind of thing, and everyone must too. I just found out that I just don't want to expose you."

"That's right!" ×n

The man just went crazy in an instant.

"You guys are pretty much the same!"

"Ha? Who are you talking about? When I was in my hometown, several girls in the village wrote me love letters!"

"Me too! When I was studying in a private school, my desk was full of love letters every day!"

"Actually, the child my stepmother gave birth to later, he..."

Jiang Cheng interrupted: "Hey, who said that stepmother just now? Hei... Heizino?!!"

"I just said that I only found out the year before that, my father found another beautiful woman and had a child, so I'm not the single man in the family anymore."

Hearing the sound, everyone showed a somewhat dull expression at the same time.

"Speak clearly next time."

"Yeah." Heiziye nodded, but the next moment he suddenly discovered something, looking at the spaceship slowly approaching his side on the big screen, "Jiang Chengsang, it's... the master of Xinghaifang."

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Standing in front of the hospital bed, the owner of Xinghai Fang, who lost an arm and was all dirty, quietly looked at Jiang Hua, who was still not awake.

"What's wrong? Have you been educated by your son?"

"Yes," the master of Xinghaifang replied slowly, "I didn't expect that stinky boy to become so strong, completely controlling the blood of Yetu, his strength has surpassed the former Fengxian."

"Have you finally noticed?" Jiang Cheng murmured while pinching his chin, "Actually, Nobita is not your biological..."

"Ok?"

"Sister Jiang Hua and I are really sorry for hiding you for so long." Jiang Cheng patted the owner of Xinghai Fang on the shoulder, his face full of apology.

"I really killed you!"

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In the corridor, Jiang Cheng said softly: "Then your wife will give you the full authority once again."

After a long silence, the master of Xinghaifang spoke again: "Don't underestimate that man, he has already brought Chunyu under his command, and no one knows what he will do next. And that stinky brat, he escaped. Then he will do I can't really say what happened, after all, he was deeply influenced by a stinky boy who beat other people's wives all day long."

Jiang Cheng shook his head, completely unmoved, as if he didn't care about this kind of thing at all.

"And that Takasugi... who was missing during the battle with Haruyu. Your friend only rescued a few wounded."

Jiang Cheng glanced at the master of Xinghaifang: "You still found Chenma... No, is it the Adjutant Yetu? If there is Gao Zai...don't worry."

The owner of Xinghaifang, who suddenly noticed something, looked at Jiang Cheng with an incredible expression, "You...you...don't tell me...even the seventh division and that Gao Shan have your eyeliner?!"

Jiang Cheng's mouth curved slightly.

The master of Xinghaifang shook his head and said with some emotion: "Really, I really admire you. If you think about Shenwei's death, you will never think that what he has been looking for is not the spring rain or the heavenly people, but it is in him. But how on earth did you let the earthlings pretend to be night rabbits and infiltrate them?"

"Have I said that I'm an Earthling?"

The master of Xinghaifang couldn't help widening his eyes, but Jiang Cheng had already turned around at this time, leaving only the back of the master of Xinghaifang.

"Your wife will help you to send it here. The promise with your wife to go to Earth together is that you don't forget about things like you. Women, they all pay attention to details. The rest of the way is handed over. It's up to you to **** you, bald man."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's slowly leaving back, the Master of Xinghai Fang was silent for a long time, then turned away from Jiang Cheng.

Thank you or something, the owner of Xinghaifang is not unable to say it, but he understands that Jiang Cheng doesn't need it at all.

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after one day.

Jiang Cheng stood in the control room in the cabin of the house-shaped ship, and looked calmly at the spaceship that only carried three people (the master of Xinghaifang, the accompanying doctor, and Jiang Hua, who had not yet woken up), until the spaceship gradually Walking further and further away, Jiang Chengcai withdrew his gaze.

Heiziye said, "Jiang Chengsang, it has been found out. Xu got seven keys."

"I know."

"Then do we need to stop it? According to the report, Xu Jiang sent out half of the spring rain that he just got, and their purpose and destination have also been transmitted by our eyes. If we stop it now..."

After pondering for a moment, Jiang Chengcai slowly said: "There is no need to stop all. Then, in addition to the virtual target planet, let the companions lurking in the Tiandao community responsible for guarding the gates of each planet be ready to start action at any time, be sure to Let them end in the shortest time possible...everything. It's time to end."

"But if we can't stop them all..." Kuroko said, "it may turn into a war of the whole universe! If it is controlled by some dangerous people..."

"nothing…"

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Half a month passed in a flash.

On a certain planet, Jiang Cheng, standing in front of the planet's Yellow Dragon Gate, stood in a pool of blood, beheading the last spring rain pirate who attacked here. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Looking at the pirate's tightly moving arm, the key to the Yellow Dragon Gate, Jiang Cheng waved the sword in his hand again.

After completely destroying the key, the communicator in Jiang Cheng's arms rang out Heizino's voice.

"Jiang Cheng-sang, the mission is completed. Including you, we prevented the outbreak of Altana on three planets, and all the pirates of Haruyu were wiped out. The key we found has been completely destroyed."

"My side has also been destroyed, and everyone retreats."

"The Orpaimon and Fularazi who assisted us in our operations have already retreated first. In addition, we have just received news that Altana has erupted on four planets. The elders of Tiandao sent to contact you and hope that you will return as soon as possible. Putting the task of pursuing the virtual on hold for now..."

"Are these old men getting scared too? They handed over the keys themselves. Forget it, go back."

"Hi!"

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