May Be the Fake Gintama

A day off, in the morning.

Edo, a certain cafe.

In the booth by the window, Jiang Cheng was chatting and laughing with Mitsuha and Sogou across from the table.

"...So Miss Sanye is here for a blind date this time?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"Well, after all, I'm not too young."

Sanye bent her eyes and covered her mouth with a smile, and continued, "After so long, I also walked away from the previous relationship. And recently, Xiao Zong always urges me, and I think that I am not too young. Now, the body raised in the countryside is much better, and in such a good new era, maybe you can find a good man or something..."

Jiang Cheng nodded with a smile on his face: "Indeed, and now Zongwu-Jun's work is less dangerous than before, you are relatively safe as a family member, and you don't have to stay like that all the time. Countryside."

"So this time, I've finally made up my mind." Sanye said with a smile, "And the boss said that he would introduce me to many good men, so I'm looking forward to it."

"Don't worry, elder sister." Zongwu's face was well-behaved and sensible, "I will definitely introduce you to many good men, just pick one that you like."

"Xiao Zong, my sister doesn't go to the Cowherd's shop." Sanye shook his head and spoke with a bit of distress.

"No," Sogo hurriedly explained, "I mean a blind date. This time I'm taking advantage of my paid vacation, and I can take my sister and you to have a good time in the brand-new Edo after the blind date."

"Well, thank you, Xiao Zong." San Ye showed a very sweet smile again, "I'm looking forward to it, it would be nice if they were all good men like Jiang Chengsang."

"Hahaha, Miss Sanye makes me a little shy to praise me so much. Why don't I take this opportunity to sign up, Mr. Zongwu, add me to your blind date."

"Boss?" Said, Zongwu really took out a small notebook from his arms, "Then let's add the boss, but if it is the boss, sister, you must be prepared and determined to be the main palace."

"What are the preparations for the main palace?" Jiang Cheng complained with a smile, "Don't make others say the same as the emperor in the feudal era, Master Wu."

"Yes, Xiao Zong." San Ye nodded, "There is no such thing from the old era anymore, now it's called Xiao San and Bichi."

"Sister, what did you learn in the countryside?" Zongwu couldn't help but complain.

Sanye looked at Jiang Cheng, and instantly switched to serious mode, and asked, "Anyway, it means that Jiang Chengsang's relationship between men and women is very chaotic on weekdays, right?"

"Then what... Is this a sudden blind date? Did you start asking about each other's private life?" Jiang Cheng opened his mouth with peacock eyes, then waved his hand and said with a smile, "I was just joking, now I don't want to get married yet. , Zongwu-jun, mark my name..."

Before Jiang Cheng's words were finished, a hand stretched out instantly and took away the notebook and pen in front of General Wu, and marked Jiang Cheng's name.

"Well, it's still this cafe. We'll be at nine o'clock tomorrow morning."

Looking at Jiang Hua who was holding a cigarette pipe in one hand and a notebook in the other, Jiang Cheng was silent for a while before speaking silently.

"Why are my sister and the bald man here..."

"Who are you calling a bald boy! Stinky boy!" The owner of Xinghai Fang directly frowned, "Please call me the brother-in-law with a cool head!"

Jiang Cheng looked disapproving: "Bald, don't you know that this cafe doesn't allow take-out food? What's the matter with bringing in pudding yourself? Be careful the clerk invites you out, puttsun pudding."

(puttsun pudding: TAMA-shaped pudding.)

"Whose head are you saying is puttsun pudding! Do you want to be beaten?! You bastard!"

Jiang Cheng waved at the clerk and sister on the side: "Miss clerk, this bald man brought the pudding in, can you drive him out? It's too dazzling, and my eyes are a little uncomfortable."

"You bastard!"

…

"Hey?! Sister!" Sanye covered her mouth in surprise, "Jiang Chengsang's sister is such a beautiful person..."

"Well, I'm Jiang Hua, I heard Kagura mention you." Jiang Hua sat down beside Jiang Cheng very naturally, raised Erlang's legs gracefully and stretched out his hand towards Sanye.

"Oh, it's Kagura-chan's mother." Mitsuha then reacted and hurriedly smiled and reached out to shake Jiang Hua's hand.

"My unsatisfactory Oudoudou, please."

The master of Xinghaifang bowed 90 degrees to Sanye.

"No, this is a little too early..." San Ye smiled awkwardly, "And it was just a joke just now..."

Jiang Hua said again: "But it's not a joke now, the families of both sides are here, it's serious."

"Then what..." Jiang Cheng, who was consciously ignored, raised his hand and said, "Can you not bypass me and make decisions for me, if I am not interested in this kind of thing..."

Zongwu said with a serious expression: "OK, tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, it will be in this cafe."

"Zongwu-Jun?" Jiang Cheng looked at Zongwu with twitching eyes.

Isn't it interesting? Zongwu gave Jiang Cheng a look and conveyed this meaning.

Funny how you look!

Jiang Cheng winked back, and then sneakily glanced at a man in casual clothes wearing sunglasses and a newspaper covering his face at a certain booth, [Our plan doesn't include me, right? Isn't it exciting that man? What does it mean to take me with you! 】

[Boss, calm down, in short, don't deviate from the plan. 】Songwu secretly winked.

[Already out of the way! Sister Jiang Hua is serious! Super serious about this! 】

"Then, let's go back and prepare for tomorrow's blind date, Miss Okita, see you tomorrow."

Saying that, Jiang Hua directly grabbed Jiang Cheng's clothes, got up and walked out of the store without looking back.

Jiang Cheng's wishes were completely ignored.

"See you tomorrow, boss." Zongwu waved goodbye to the three.

"Mr. President, isn't this a bit too hasty?" Sanye asked.

"For a blind date, if you can't do it twice, you can do it three times. You will always find the right one, sister."

"Yes." San Ye smiled again, her face full of tenderness, "This time I'll listen to the boss. And I think Jiang Chengsang is actually pretty good, not only is he handsome, but he is also very interesting. people."

"Indeed, if the boss is my brother-in-law, I can totally accept it." Zongwu said this, with a well-behaved face.

but…

The speaker has the intention, the listener has the intention.

I happened to be on vacation, and I happened to enter this cafe again. I also happened to see the fourteenth member of Sanye's group. I don't know why the hand that was holding the newspaper became tighter...

Zongwu, who took all this scene into his eyes, tickled the corners of his mouth secretly: ... just one is not enough, and the other is also arranged...

It was not until Souwu and Mitsuha left that Shishi put down the newspaper tremblingly.

"No, only that guy can't... Absolutely... No... Absolutely..."

Fourteen's mouth just repeated the word "No", the whole person... as if it was about to collapse.

…

The next day, ten o'clock in the morning.

Still in this cafe.

The first blind date of Mitsuha Okita had already gone through an hour. During this hour, the two sides briefly understood each other's basic conditions and so on.

Today's blind date is slightly different from the overly formal blind date in the past. More people like this simple and casual way.

Find a modern restaurant where young people sit and chat, and then go out for a walk to learn more about each other.

"...Then, leave the rest of the time to the young man? What do you think? Okita-kun?" The bald man said.

Zongwu nodded: "That's right, uncle, then let my sister and the boss come by themselves."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Chengcai, who was forced to change into a Western-style formal suit, was relieved.

In the past hour, Jiang Hua sat very calmly beside Jiang Cheng, and the pressure on Jiang Cheng was not covered.

Jiang Cheng didn't know why Jiang Hua was so persistent in this kind of thing.

On weekdays, Jiang Cheng heard Jiang Hua's words the most: ... Today I met a pretty good girl, Barabala.

My sister Jiang Hua has brought in the role of her mother, even though she doesn't have a mother.

"Ok."

After Jiang Hua nodded, Jiang Chengcai was completely relaxed, but before Jiang Chengsong waited for two seconds, Jiang Hua took out another schedule.

"Miss Okita, take a look at the places that interest you, and let Xiao Jiangcheng take you there."

"Yes, you're welcome." The owner of Xinghaifang nodded, "This is what we should do as men, whether it's a grove, a sports warehouse, a deserted river bank, or a love hotel! All! It's all in the man's plan!"

(At this time, on a certain booth, a man with V-shaped bangs in casual clothes with his face hidden behind the downed newspaper, wearing sunglasses, trembled uncontrollably while holding the newspaper.)

"I don't remember that I made such a lewd plan!" Jiang Cheng complained with white eyes.

"Hehehe..." Mitsuha giggled again, "Jiang Chengsang's family is also very interesting, let me see, zoo...aquarium...park...cinema...cosmos terminal...Edo Castle..."

By the way, the current Edo Castle is the place where the shogun lived in the past, and it has become an ordinary scenic spot, and you can enter it only by buying a ticket.

The steady stream of tourists has become a very important source of income for the new government.

"...Then let's go to the aquarium first, I've never been there before. What? Jiang Chengsang?"

"It's fine, as long as you can get rid of the status quo." Jiang Cheng waved his hand with a tired expression on his face.

…

Aquarium, underwater world.

In the corridor, looking at the blue world surrounding him, Sanye smiled very sweetly.

"It's really beautiful. It's the first time I've come to such a place. Thanks to Jiang Chengsang's help, I had the opportunity to see such a scenery."

"Just kidding." Jiang Cheng chuckled, "By the way, Miss Sanye wants to come here with others to see this kind of thing?"

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Sanye's eyes flashed a bit of relief, then shook his head, and showed a smile again.

"Jiang Chengsang also hurry up, the dolphin show will start soon."

"Although it's a child's play, it's a blind date anyway, so let's go for a walk with you as a friend today."

"Hehehe..." Sanye covered her mouth and laughed, complaining, "It's too much to say, it's like I don't like me. I'm taking it seriously as a blind date."

"Ah, sorry, that's because I didn't think carefully, sorry, Miss Mitsuha."

"However, Jiang Chengsang, you seem to have a criminal record, right? I heard the young boss said that it is still a very serious case, and it seems that he is still serving a sentence."

"Uh..." Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, "You can say that too."

"Points will be deducted for this point," Sanye said as he walked, "but if it has been completely corrected, it is not impossible, and Jiang Chengsang doesn't seem to have a job now. I heard that Xiao Zong still owes a lot. A lot of money?"

"Uh... that's it."

"There is no stable job, no income, no savings and unresolved foreign debts... This is also a point deduction."

"Isn't it so realistic after the new era? Don't we focus on being funny?" Jiang Cheng complained.

"But life is also needed, Jiang Chengsang."

"I always feel like you said a very reasonable nonsense..."

"And, what about the house? I heard that getting married now requires a kind of house called a school district house, which is necessary for the children to receive a good education."

"Is it a little too realistic?"

At this time, Fourteen, who was pretending to be a fish (diver) in the water, clenched the mouth of a shark while staring at Jiang Cheng and Sanye who were talking and laughing in the corridor.

Although I don't know what the two of them said, the atmosphere... looks very good, which is the most unbearable for Fourteen.

The most intuitive performance is that this poor shark is dying.

This shark is also very innocent, even helpless, why did he just swim next to this person? Come to the door to vent his anger?

…

Fourteen didn't know what state he was in after watching the dolphin show - in the front row of Jiang Cheng and Mitsuha talking and laughing.

After that, there are diving test dives, and souvenir selection before going out...

After all the items in the aquarium have been experienced, it is already one o'clock in the afternoon.

After shopping for souvenirs - the trefoil of a baby shark keychain looks really happy and looks happy.

"Let's have something to eat after going out." Jiang Cheng suggested.

"When you're full, you have the strength to play."

Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly: "Yahahahie, it seems that today is really going to be slaughtered by a blind date girl like the news."

Saying that, both of them laughed.

Seeing this scene, Fourteen, wearing a hat and lowering his head disguised as a souvenir seller, had an uncontrollable expression at this time, with blue veins on his face, and his big red eyes widened.

If he hadn't been able to restrain himself reluctantly, Jiang Cheng might have been destroyed long ago.

Fourteen didn't know that Jiang Cheng... was intentional, and he had already discovered his existence.

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