May Be the Fake Gintama

"Ara, isn't this fourteen? What do you do in a place like this on vacation?"

The sudden sound from behind made Shi Shi's heart almost stop.

Fourteen reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Ahahaha, it's nothing, it's just a casual stroll."

"Is that so..."

Standing behind Fourteen at an unknown time, Kondo in a ragged suit folded his arms, closed his eyes, and continued solemnly: "Although it is a bit rude, but this telephone pole is the place I occupied in advance, so I have to trouble Fourteen. Change your telephone pole."

"What is the position occupied in advance?" Fourteen couldn't help but complain.

"Actually, when I was a guest at Miss A Miao's house last night..."

With that said, Kondo recalled the conversation between the siblings that he heard while hiding on the floor of A Miao's house last night:

A Miao: Xin Jiang, my sister is going to go shopping with A Liang on vacation tomorrow. Is there anything you need my sister to bring for you?

Xinbaha: Ah, no need, sister. I don't need anything special.

"...So, last night, I made a reservation in advance in this outdoor tea restaurant where Miss A Miao usually comes, and it's here."

Saying that, Kondo tidied up his tie, wiped a handful of hair sprayed with an unknown amount of hairspray, grinned and "bited" his teeth, and gave a thumbs up.

"It's just a stalker! What is the reservation!" Fourteen frantically complained, "Why do you say it as if you have an appointment to go on a date! It's just like going on a date! There's no need for that at all. !"

"Fourteen, you don't understand." Kondo shook his head, put his hand on Fourteen's shoulder, his face flushed, "It's all girls, because they are too shy to invite men personally or something. Miss Miao must be like this, she must have wanted to invite me but was too embarrassed to say it face to face, so she deliberately let me hear it in that way."

"It's too big!" Shi Shibai groaned with his eyes pressed down, "It's just that you overheard it when you were a stalker! After all, why did you smell a stench?"

Saying that, Fourteen sniffed his nose and searched for the smell. He was expressionless when he saw the unknown mosaic that was covered with toilet paper and vaguely protruded from the gap of the toilet paper at his feet. stand up.

...This is probably what Kondo called "occupancy" and "reservation".

"See? I made a good appointment, so I can only ask you to go somewhere else."

Shi Shi was a little bit mad: "What kind of appointment is this! It's completely wild shit! Kondo-san, you should also pay attention! If the police chief's behavior of pulling wild **** on the street is exposed, it will be another big incident! Especially in the During this period of change, the prestige of the police among the people is the most important thing!"

"It doesn't matter." Kondo chuckled and shook his head, "I also considered this kind of thing in advance."

"That's great," Fourteen breathed a sigh of relief, "It seems that he made a disguise in advance."

"No," Kondo shook his head again, showing a somewhat relieved expression, looking at the sky at a forty-five degree angle: "I just think that if it's for Miss A Miao, something like the police chief is inappropriate."

After a long silence, Shi Shi said silently: "Kondo-san, should I help you submit your resignation when you go back? In this way, you can be a stalker in peace, right? Is this better? Hey?"

"But then again, what are you doing here at Fourteen? Is it a date too?"

"No, it's just a casual turn." Fourteen snorted, trying to divert Kondo's attention.

"That's it, then give up your seat in this case. I have a hunch that Miss A Miao will be here in 30 minutes. And my place is the best viewing angle!"

"You don't hide it, don't you?! What do you mean by admiration?! It's just a stalker! No... It's like a more serious voyeur! It's a crime!"

"It's not voyeurism! It's the humble love that can't bear to disturb Miss A Miao! It's tenderness! It's considerate! It's love that is considerate!"

"Damn it!! It's a wishful stalker!"

Kondo was not happy anymore and said angrily, "Even if you are fourteen, I will not allow you to insult my love for Miss A Miao!"

"It's you who is insulting yourself!" Fourteen retorted, "You started insulting yourself last night when you pooped here!"

At this time, Sanye, who was chatting and laughing with Jiang Cheng, looked over because of the commotion between the two.

but……

"Huh? I heard a noise there just now."

Sanye covered her mouth and looked at the unmanned telephone pole not far away with some surprise.

"Probably heard something wrong?" Jiang Cheng casually glanced at the telephone pole not far away, and then smiled again, "Then, let's continue..."

"Hi." Mitsuha also rolled her eyes and showed a smile on her face.

At this time, Shishi, who was hiding behind the telephone pole and tightly covering Kondo's mouth, was relieved, and Kondo was almost dying.

...

"So that's the case, I heard that Miss San Ye is going to have a blind date in the next few days, but I didn't expect the first blind date to be Yoshihara's..."

Kondo, who was hiding behind a telephone pole with Shishi, looked at Jiang Cheng and the two who were still talking and laughing, and continued: "It seems that the atmosphere is very good, Miss Mitsuha has been laughing. Has it come to the stage of letting young people be alone? Really, I want to go up and say hello, but since it’s young people’s alone time, I can only…”

Before he could finish speaking, Kondo suddenly heard the sound of Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka blaring in his ear, and after a closer look, he realized that it was actually the sound of Shi Shi pinching a telephone pole.

The telephone poles made of concrete and steel bars rattled under Fourteen's hands.

Kondo, who had no special thoughts about all of this, continued with some relief: "It seems that Miss Mitsuha has finally come out of her last failed relationship. You must be happy for her too, right? Fourteen?"

Fourteen didn't answer, but the big bloodshot eyes seemed to be silently telling something.

"Really, he's really a guy with strong feelings, his eyes are red." Kondo sighed, "I'm so happy for her."

Shi Shi didn't say a word, raised his head and stared at Kondo sternly, as if to say: ... You call me happy for her?

Kondo looked at the two who were talking and laughing again and continued, "But what are the two talking about? I'm really curious, if you know what they said, you'll know how much the two of them are, Reiki. Anything can be prepared sooner."

Gift... gift money!

Those two words alone caused a blue vein on Shi Shi's face to burst open, and blood spurted out.

"It seems that at such a time, I can only use the lip-reading technique I learned in SPK to interpret the words of the two of them." Kondo nodded and continued on his own.

(SPK: An organization founded by Nia to fight Kira in Death Note.)

Hearing these words, Shi Shi blinked and looked at Kondo blankly.

"Speaking of which, does Jiang Chengsang have someone he likes?"

Mitsuha asked coldly.

Kondo Translator: Seriously, Jiang Cheng-sang, do you really like me?

Jiang Cheng smiled and waved his hand: "What nonsense? How could there be such a thing, someone you like, do you think "Fake Gintama" is a love comedy?"

Kondo Translator: Isn't that of course? There is no need to ask this kind of thing. Of course I like you, Miss Mitsuha. Does Mitsuha want to live a life similar to a romantic comedy with me?

"Hey? There's no one you like..." Sanye was a little surprised.

Kondo Translator: Ah...I like you too...

Kabakaba...the telephone pole and the fourteenth are collapsing.

"But I heard from Mr. Jiang that there are obviously many women around Jiang Chengsang, like Yoshihara or something. There are many, many women." Sanye continued.

Translator: But I know that there are many, many women around Jiang Chengsang, and the whole of Yoshihara is your harem, so mine is a little…

"That's not it. Although they are also a group of good women, I really don't think about that kind of thing now." Jiang Cheng smiled.

Translator: You don't need to worry about that kind of thing. Compared to those women, now I just want to be with you.

"But if there are so many good women, there should be one or two I like, right?"

Translator: Then tell me, what is your favorite part or two about me?

Jiang Cheng: "No more."

Translator: All!

Jiang Cheng: "And speaking of it, I always feel that the women around me are a bit bad."

Translator: Honestly, I can't wait to make a mess of you.

Jiang Cheng: "No, it's really bad."

Translator: No, to make you worse. (Want to make you even more deadly.)

"However, I always feel that Jiang Chengsang is lying."

Translator: Then, let Jiang Chengsang like it.

"Really, even if we enter the new era, some feelings are difficult to change. Those of us who are still bound by the old era, it is probably really difficult to integrate into this new era."

Translator: Really? I will use unexpected skills to make you comfortable. You must know that the skills I have honed in the past will really make you feel like you have entered a new era.

"Is that so...it's actually a matter of mood."

Translator: That's fine, just be comfortable.

Finally, this time, the pole did not withstand Fourteen's grip.

Card!

boom!

The power pole that was directly pinched collapsed with a bang, and the dust on his face almost burst the blue veins on his face, and the fourteen, whose face was covered in blood, was completely hidden.

"Ala, what's going on?" Sanye asked in surprise, covering her mouth.

"I don't know." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

"Excuse me a little."

Sanye stood up and nodded slightly.

...

Just when Jiang Cheng put down the hand that was waving at Sanye, who was going to the bathroom, there was a sudden pain in the back of his head, his eyes suddenly darkened, and then he completely lost consciousness.

...

When Jiang Cheng saw the light again, he had already been buried in a wilderness, with all the parts below his neck buried underground, only his head was exposed on the surface.

Beside it was a dead tree with a crooked neck, and the squeaking crows on the tree seemed to tell Jiang Cheng where this place was.

Beside Jiang Cheng there were half a telephone pole and a sack, which was the murder weapon at that time.

Looking at the familiar back that slowly left in the distance, Jiang Chengcheng just squinted Doudou's eyes in silence.

... This guy is so strong in some cases.

...

The next day, in the morning.

Fourteen, who had thought that the blind date would be temporarily stopped, was even worse when he saw a certain man with natural curly silver hair in a suit and leather shoes sitting across from Sanye through the window of the cafe.

Song Yang, who was sitting beside Yin Shi with his hands in his arms, said with a smile, "Okay, now it's time for young people to be alone, right? I don't know much about this kind of thing, but it should be right? "

"That's not the question, Songyang." Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "The question is why are you here?"

"Yinshi, I still know about the so-called teacher who is a teacher for one day and a father for a lifetime." Songyang said with some relief, "It happened to be a holiday, so after I received the notice, I came non-stop. By the way. , I'll ask you for tickets and accommodation."

"I don't care! Whose notice is it?! It's coming too fast!"

"The crew."

"What do you mean by the notice from the crew! It said that the wig won't come to rub the camera and become you?! Although both of them have long hair! Although they both have long hair!"

"But then again, I really didn't expect it," Songyang continued with emotion on his face, "Teacher, I have the opportunity to witness such a scene or something. I really grew up."

"No, the eight characters haven't even been written yet. Teacher, can you stop feeling so emotional all the time?"

"I'm sorry, I just ordered another Wagyu beef, and another bottle of red wine."

"Songyang! Hurry up and give me enough!"

"When Sakata Gin was written at the beginning of the invoice, that's right, this is my very outstanding disciple."

"Don't think I'll pay for anything you say about being an outstanding disciple! Stop joking!"

In short, Oboro, who is still working diligently to pay off his debts, has some strange debts on his body for some reason.

...

Under dusk.

Under the crow's cry, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, whose heads were exposed on the ground, stared at each other with wide eyes.

It's like saying: ... you're here too.

It is still a familiar modus operandi. When young people are alone, and the woman goes to the bathroom, she is skillfully knocked out and bagged...

Time unknowingly came to the third day.

Songyang, Gui, and Elizabeth sat quietly opposite Sanye and Zongwu.

"Alara, I really didn't expect that in my life I will have the opportunity to witness such a scene."

Songyang repeats his lines from yesterday, and Oboro's debt adds another without knowing it.

sunset.

Gui, Yin Shi, and Jiang Cheng were relatively speechless.

...how many more days? By the way, how did this thing come?

"The wig, you too..." Jiang Cheng half-squinted his eyes and hesitated.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected, and then showed a look of indignation, "Damn! I didn't expect to encounter a meteorite or something when I was with Elizabeth on a blind date!"

"Meteorite is too big! No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with meteorite!" Yin Shi complained~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Slow down, Yin Shi. "Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, "The wig just said that he is not a blind date, which means..."

Within half an hour, Elizabeth was also sent over and planted into the ground.

Jiang Cheng and others:  …

Fourth day.

Looking at Songyang who was half buried with only his head left, Jiang Cheng was silent for a long time before asking, "Songyang, is there anything else you have to do?"

"It's just that when I told that Miss Sanye that there were still two disciples of marriageable age, I was knocked unconscious and woke up and came here."

"Ah, smart approach." Yin Shi replied silently.

"But then again, everyone is here, so who will that woman have a blind date with today?" Jiang Cheng asked.

Song Yang smiled and said, "Didn't you two know about this kind of thing from the beginning?"

"Hmph, that idiot really hasn't changed at all." Yin Shi curled the corners of his mouth with a look of disdain.

"That's right." Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly without denying it.

...

Panting and ragged, Fourteen, who had run for an unknown number of times, just stood at the side of the booth, bowed his head and said nothing.

Sanye, who had just returned from the toilet, looked at Shi Shi who was standing beside him, and finally laughed heartily.

After a long time, I opened my mouth and asked...

"Excuse me, are you my blind date today?"

And Fourteen, clenched his fists and remained silent for a long time before replying in a low voice.

"...Ah, yes."

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