Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hey, where are you going to sneak away?" Yue Yong leaned in the corridor and said.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and said a little depressed, "Can you not make it sound like I sneaked out to steal something? I walked out of the room openly, why did you say I sneaked out? ?Did you watch some bloody TV series again?"

"You're such an upright guy! Look at how well you're dressed!" Yue Yong complained.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was wearing a stuffed bear.

"It's not because of your subordinates that I can't sleep well now..." Jiang Cheng sighed and took off his hood, "I woke up in the middle of the night and saw several pairs of eyes that were shining with evil light. Try that feeling. ! I’m almost scared to death, okay!”

"Isn't it very simple? Can't you just have a round or two with each of them?" Yue Yong said casually, "Anyway, you seem to be the kind of casual man."

"What the hell! You don't know how many people there are in your Baihua?! I'll die if one of them hits me! Who else is that kind of casual man?!" Jiang Cheng shouted angrily, " Can you please take care of them?! They are your subordinates, okay!"

Yue Yong chuckled, and then said: "Who said yesterday [When you were away, I was lying on Miss Baihua's lap while playing games and being fed~], why are you starting to dislike my subordinates now? Already?"

"That's their conspiracy! An absolute conspiracy! They want to train me into a useless otaku! They take the opportunity to seize my [beep——] when I lose my resistance!"

"Who would take that dirty thing from you!" Yue Yong retorted, but finally relaxed, "Remember not to talk nonsense when you go out. Recently, many shogunate spies have appeared in Yoshihara. If they know that Fengxian is no longer here, If so, it will be a matter of time before we start here."

"What about the other side? That Chunyu." Jiang Cheng asked.

"I don't know. I seldom contacted them when Fengxian was still there, so they probably don't know the fact that Fengxian is gone yet."

"That's it..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng put on his hood and turned around, "Then I'll go out~"

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng heard a burst of messy footsteps and instantly stood against the wall.

"Chief, Jiang Chengsama is missing!" A member of Baihua said to Yue Yong in a panic.

"Ah, I understand." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was standing against the wall, and replied casually, "I'll go look outside."

"We're going too!"

"No, you stay in Yoshihara! Don't be willful!" Yue Yong replied.

"Okay..." All Baihua members could only obey the orders.

"Hey, why is there a bear there?" a Baihua member asked, pointing at Jiang Cheng.

"Really!"

"Kawaii~"

"Is Jiang Chengsama preparing a surprise at this time?"

"Ahem!" Yue Yong coughed twice, "These are just performance tools that Qingta needs to use in the private school. He was in a hurry this morning and Qingta forgot to take them, so he asked me to send them to him."

"It's a waste of time to make others happy~ I thought Jiang Chengsama liked this~"

"This kind of thing is that kind of thing!" Yue Yong reprimanded angrily, "Stop thinking about things that are there and are not! Where has your enthusiasm for work gone recently?! Don't you know what's going on in Yoshiwara recently?! Hurry up and work go!"

"Hi!"×n

Afterwards, Yue Yong dragged the stuffed bear beside her and walked outside.

…

"Hey, it's out now." Yue Yong looked at the doll lying on the ground and reminded.

"Huh~" Jiang Cheng took off his hood, took a greedy breath of fresh air, and then looked at Yue Yong, "Thank you Yueyue~"

"Hmph, I'm not helping you," Yue Yong snorted coldly, "I just think that letting you stay at home will affect Baihua's work enthusiasm.

"

"That makes sense!" Jiang Cheng nodded, and then looked at Yue Yong with clear eyes, "Then why not let me go and give each other freedom~"

"Okay," Yue Yong said casually, "As long as you pay the original price for the damaged items."

"That doesn't mean you didn't say anything!" Jiang Cheng curled his lips, "And it wasn't me who broke it alone! Didn't Boss Fengxian and Gintoki also have their share? Why did you catch me alone? Let it go?"

"If you hate them, wouldn't it be better to refuse them?" Yue Yong continued, "If you hate them, wouldn't you just say it out loud? I believe they won't pester you anymore."

"Don't talk nonsense to yourself. I didn't say I hated them." Jiang Cheng stood up and took off his disguise and said.

"Isn't it annoying?"

"I don't hate people who want to live hard, no matter what their status is." Jiang Cheng said and walked straight in a certain direction.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's straight back, Yue Yong fell into deep thought...

…

Dumpling shop.

"Haven't you found it yet?" Fourteen asked.

"Don't worry, the defense is very tight. I believe the day of arresting Gui is not far away." Sougo on the side replied, "It's only a matter of time before that guy shows his tail."

"That would be great."

"Kui's leg is injured, there's no way to escape." Having said this, Sougo noticed the somewhat shocked eyes of the fourteenth man beside him, and then asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, just a little unexpected." Fourteen replied, "This may be the first time I see you working so seriously."

"Hijikata-san, you surprised me," Sougo said, looking at the bunch of mayonnaise-smeared dumplings in Fourteen's hand, "other than you, there wouldn't be another kind of creature that would put this kind of thing on the dumplings. .”

"Really?" Fourteen didn't care at all, and directly put the mayonnaise-coated meatballs into his mouth. After eating one, he looked at Sougo, "Do you want to eat it? It's really delicious."

"Thank you for your kindness, I guess..." Sougo was about to get up, but at this moment, Jiang Cheng's voice came.

"Ah la la, no wonder I couldn't find you even after I went to the Shinsengumi, Sougo-kun~" Jiang Cheng walked over and said, "And it doesn't look like he's walking around with a gorilla. What is this? Your new pet. ?"

"Who are you calling a pet?!" Fourteen roared.

"Hey, how can you give something like this to your pet? It will affect the brain's reaction ability~" Jiang Cheng said deliberately.

"There's nothing I can do about it, he just likes to eat that kind of dog food. I can't control it no matter what, and there's nothing I can do about it." Sougo replied with a sigh.

"You two want to die!" Fourteen shouted.

"Speaking of which, does the boss have anything to do with me?" Sougo asked.

"Didn't you ask me to lend you some games yesterday?" Jiang Cheng said, taking out a stack of game discs from his pocket, "These are pretty good."

"Oh, thank you boss," Sougo took the CD and said.

"It doesn't matter. In this case, as long as you practice more frequently, your hit rate will definitely get higher." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"What are you two talking about? What's the hit rate?" With that said, Fourteen looked at Sougo and said seriously, "You are not a person who likes to play games, are you? Don't lose your mind by playing with things, or you will commit hara-kiri! Shidao! If you don’t have enough, I will commit seppuku!”

"That's it. It's very helpful for practicing moving targets." Jiang Cheng pointed to the top disc and said.

"Huh? Really?"

"Would you like me to show you a demonstration?" As he said this, Jiang Cheng folded his umbrella and faced Fourteen.

"Did you two bastards really listen to what others were saying?!" Fourteen was furious, "Why are you demonstrating to me?!"

"There are no other reference objects nearby, and the only one who can be seen is Liu Haijun..."

"Can't you practice without practicing in front of others?!" Fourteen complained crazily, "And can you please stop calling me that name?! It's super rude, do you know that?!"

"I know! I'm sorry! Liu Haijun!"

"There is no attitude of apology at all!" After complaining, Fourteen's tone changed, "If you were under my command, I would have dealt with you long ago."

"The same goes for Liu Hai-kun. If he were under my command, he would have been squeezed out by the wandering girls of Yoshiwara without even a drop of mayonnaise left."

"That's it!" Sougo said as if that's the case, "Hijikata-san took in too much mayonnaise, so all the mayonnaise sprayed out from that place!"

"So he's so big!" Fourteen roared, "How is that possible! Even if you eat a lot of mayonnaise, it's impossible to shoot out mayonnaise!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's possible," Jiang Cheng said, looking like someone who has come before. "With so much mayonnaise deposited in the body, maybe even the blood is filled with mayonnaise, and the whole body may have mutated. You'd better take advantage of it. Go to the hospital for a checkup. Otherwise, it will be too late for you to regret it after your future wife gives birth to three bottles of mayonnaise! What will you do at that time?! Could it be that you endure the grief and eat the triplets?! Can you? Can you swallow it?!"

"How could that happen!" Fourteen retorted, "And why are they triplets!"

After saying that, Fourteen once again ate a meatball covered with mayonnaise.

"It's really amazing. A man who can eat his own children is worthy of being the Vice-Chief of Demons~" Jiang Cheng whispered in Sougo's ear.

"After all, he is the deputy captain of Oni~" Sougo sighed softly, "I can hear Hijikata Juro's screams~ But Hijikata-san really doesn't care at all~"

"I heard everything! And why did you name my son without permission?"

"You're wrong~ Sougo-kun, that's not the scream of Fifteenth Lang, but the scream of Sixteenth Lang." Jiang Cheng corrected, but that tone really made Fourteenth more and more angry. The hotter it gets.

But at this moment, a baby's cry suddenly sounded, startling Fourteen.

"what happened?!"

"It seems that you heard it too, yes, that was the last Shibaro's cry! I was scared to cry because I saw my two brothers being put into your mouth!" Jiang Cheng nodded and explained. road.