Maybe a Fake Gintama

"That's not right! Isn't fifteen and sixteen followed by seventeen?! Why is it the eighteenth man!" Fourteen complained.

"Because Seventeen doesn't sound good, I changed it a bit." Jiang Cheng explained again, "Listen, Shiba Lang is crying again."

Children were crying endlessly, and even Fourteen was a little doubtful, "Could it be... Is this the real truth about mayonnaise? I always thought that mayonnaise was created by the mayonnaise spirit in the mayonnaise kingdom. from……"

Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone and took two photos of Shi Shi. Then Jiang Cheng and Sougo couldn't hold back any longer, and started laughing while holding their stomachs.

"What is that? That suspicious expression? It made me laugh so hard, hahahahahaha, this person really has a hole in his head! Hahahaha..."

"Boss, am I right? Hijikata-san is just an idiot, hahahahaha..." Sougo said, taking a mobile phone from behind the 14th, "Don't worry, Hijikata-san, no matter who Isukuro is, Whether it’s Shiro 16 or Shiro 18, they are still living in your [beep——]!”

Fourteen was silent for a long time with a dark face, then stood up suddenly and drew out the sword he had put aside, "You two, go to hell!"

"Ah, that's too bad, let's run away first, boss." With that said, Sougo ran away.

"Wait for me, Sougo-kun~" Jiang Cheng followed immediately.

"Don't worry, when I just picked up the phone, I put two time bombs on Hijikata-san." Sougo said as he ran.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, subconsciously turning his head, but at this moment, two huge explosions sounded.

"By the way, boss, please remember to send me the photos you took just now. I still have to go on a mission." With that said, Sougo ran towards the other side.

"Don't worry! This is a precious mobile phone desktop." With that said, Jiang Cheng waved to Sougo and walked towards the other side.

On the same spot, Shi Shi, who had been knocked unconscious by the explosion, was directly ignored by the two of them...

…

"Hey, isn't this Dai Liulang?" Jiang Cheng said hello to Ji Song's brother-in-law as he walked on the road.

"Who do you think is Dairokuro!"

"Huh? Isn't your brother called Daigo? Then aren't you Dairokuro?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Brother, I am no longer the five-year-old!"

"Could it be that...your name is Korokuro? Not Dairokuro?!" Jiang Cheng said in shock, "You should have said this earlier, Korokuro-kun."

"Stop giving people such strange names!" Korokuro shouted.

"Brother! It's the Shinsengumi!" the younger brother on the side reminded. At this time, Korokuro suddenly noticed that two members of the Shinsengumi were passing by on the road.

So, the three people quickly turned their heads away.

"This damn god!" Korokuro spat, "And that Katsura is really super annoying."

"Hey, thank you for your hard work!" Jiang Cheng looked at the two members of the True Selection Group and said hello, then walked forward and took out two coupons and handed them over, "Come and play when you have time~"

A member of the True Selection Team scratched his head and smiled and said, "I didn't expect the boss to go to the ground to promote business."

"There is no way, after all, the passenger flow is getting less and less now~" Jiang Cheng said with emotion, "Come and play if you have time, I will give you a discount~"

"Although we also want to relax occasionally, the deputy commander..." As he said this, the member of the True Selection Team showed a hint of embarrassment.

"Ah, I almost forgot, your deputy commander doesn't seem to be doing well right now..." Jiang Cheng suddenly seemed to have thought of something.

"What's wrong with him, deputy commander?!" two members of the True Selection Team asked quickly.

"It seems that when I was playing the bomb guessing game with Sougo-kun, I accidentally got angry and exploded." Jiang Cheng said and pointed the direction to the two members of the Shinsengumi.

"It seems like she's still fainting at the intersection over there..."

"Deputy Commander!" Two members of the True Selection Team shouted as they rushed over.

…

"Brother, it seems that boy took the Shinsengumi away!" The boy on the side said to Korokuro.

At this time, Korokuro turned around, but the two members of the Shinsengumi and Jiang Chengdu had disappeared.

"Hmph! What kind of team selection is this? The attitude of nodding and bowing to the gods makes me want to vomit!" Korokuro spat disdainfully and cursed.

"Isn't this the time to talk about this? What should I do over there?" Another boy asked.

"I thought of a way..." Korokuro said with a smirk.

…

"Welcome~" Isomatsu greeted, after seeing the person clearly, "Is it you again? Aren't you afraid that the person from your house will chase you later?"

"What do you mean? The one from my family? Who is that?" Jiang Cheng sat down and put the newly bought game aside, and then said with some confusion, "I was just a little hungry on the way out to buy games. That’s all.”

"Jiang Cheng, Jisong Palace refers to Yueyong Palace." Gui reminded him in a low voice.

"Huh? Did you misunderstand something? Yueyue and I don't have the [beep--] relationship you have." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

"Why do you need to add a [beep——] sound in a place like this! We have nothing to do with it!" Ikatsu retorted, feeling something was wrong just after he said it, "It turns out that it may be the samurai who took shelter from the rain and the owner of the house. relationship, but now it’s just the relationship between the store manager and the store clerk!”

"Well, rain-sheltering warriors and single hostesses are no longer available. I don't want to click on them at all. Although the themes of shop assistants and store managers are still bad now, compared to the previous ones, , the latter theme is indeed better." Jiang Cheng analyzed.

"Do you only think about that?!" Ikamatsu scolded with a red face, "Can you think of something normal! Are you really not ashamed to say this in front of a lady?!"

"I don't know what you're thinking, but I'm just talking about the TV series!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Do you think I believe it?!" Ji Song cursed angrily, but after cursing and looking at Jiang Cheng's clear eyes, he could only give up, "What do you want to eat?"

"Thirty bowls of chaos, and ten plates of dumplings. After all, I just bought the game and I don't have much money left." Jiang Cheng looked at the menu, thought for a moment and said slowly.

"That's not a lot at all!"

"No, this is the least. This guy has caused countless cafeterias to close down!" Gui Qing sighed. Gui was right. During the war against the barbarians, Jiang Cheng had an astonishing appetite. It could be said that wherever the troops fought, the cafeterias there would go bankrupt and close.

"..." After a moment of silence, Ji Song said slowly, "Fortunately, I don't run a cafeteria..."

…

"Speaking of which, you are really obsessed with this kind of thing?" Isong picked up the game that Jiang Cheng had put aside and looked at it in his hand, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was devouring it.

"How can you say it's [this kind of thing]?" Jiang Cheng finished the last dumpling, chuckled and continued, "So women will never understand how attractive this kind of thing is to men!"

"You are the only one who is attracted to this kind of thing!" He said, Ji Song sighed, "If you love this kind of thing too much, you will become a useless man. Even if you have a good skin, if you have a good heart, If it’s all like this, women won’t like it either.”

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore!" Jiang Xiang said as if he had been given a shot of blood. "Women and other things are not as important as games! Don't you think so? Wigs!"

"Don't confuse me with you!" Gui retorted, "Also, it's not a wig, it's Gui!"

"Are you like this too?!" Jiang Cheng said in disbelief, "Do you think the days when we played LAN CS together are gone forever?" After saying that, he pretended to wipe his tears.

"I don't even remember that kind of thing!" Gui said loudly, "I'm from Nintendo!"

"You're about the same!" Jisong complained loudly.

"I really want to see the Mario brothers again!" Gui said with emotion.

Looking at Jiang Cheng and Gui who were arguing about the game, Jisong smiled helplessly.

…

"Speaking of which, I met Korokuro when I came here." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Korokuro? Who is that?" Ikatsu asked in confusion.

"Isn't he your brother-in-law?" Jiang Cheng said matter-of-factly.

"He won't be called that name anymore!" Isomatsu was speechless, "Forget it, it doesn't matter what happens."

"It seems that he is still obsessed with his single sister-in-law. He also said that he had some plans, but I was in a hurry to buy games and didn't listen." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"That's it..." Isomatsu said calmly.

"That's it, I'll leave first~" After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and took out the money and handed it to Ji Song.

“Welcome to visit next time~”

…

"Are you friends?" Isomatsu asked.

"Ah, I didn't expect that all this was discovered by Ikatsudon! Ikatsudon's observation skills are really amazing!" Katsura was surprised, and then said confidently, "We are great friends! We once worked together for Japan's Li... …Ramen’s dawn struggle is here!”

"I didn't see that at all..." Jisong laughed and complained, "But I can see that that guy is also paying attention to you silently."

"Huh?" Gui, who was slurping soba noodles, raised his head and made a confused sound.

"Nothing, just keep eating yours."

In fact, Jisong noticed that Jiang Cheng always glanced at Gui's legs, or the injured area, unconsciously since he entered the store.

…

The next day.

"Aren't you going to that store to see your friends today?" Yue Yong asked softly, leaning against the window of Jiang Cheng's room.

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was playing a game, said without looking back.

"Tch, your character is already extremely bad, yet you're still so dishonest." Yue Yong complained.

Jiang Cheng didn't reply, still staring at the computer screen...

A few days later, when Jiang Cheng went to Isatsu's shop again, he found that Katsura was missing. Instead, there was an additional soba dish on the menu...