Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Huh? Why should you encourage him?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused. "This is also a disguised education, letting him know that sometimes, no matter how hard you try, it's useless!"

"He doesn't need to be exposed to that kind of dark philosophy!" Xin Baji complained again.

"Humph, it's still exactly the same as before, so let me do it!" Gui said and walked out, "Dealing with children is actually exactly the same as dealing with the meatballs of cats and dogs! You have to stroke them gently... Stand up, little one Samurai! Do you just give up like this?! I will be your opponent!"

At this time, Qingta had been pulled out of the floor by Yue Yong, and after several rounds of cardiac resuscitation, he finally woke up leisurely.

"Forget it, you won't get anything if you win anyway." Haruta said with a small mouth.

"No! I have prepared two kinds of rewards for you!" Gui said, taking out two vouchers, "A 5,000-yuan course and a 10,000-yuan course voucher for the training course to cultivate anti-Yi patriots! The 5,000-yuan course lasts for three days. To quickly become a patriot against the foreigners, ten thousand yuan is basically the same as five thousand yuan, but you can get an additional five thousand yuan!"

"Then why not just set it at 5,000 yuan from the beginning!" Haruta shouted.

"Hmph, are you scared? My conditions are the same as Jiang Cheng's! Just touch the corner of my clothes and I can give them all to you!" Gui said holding the sword.

"Really? Although five thousand yuan is not much, it is still a lot of money, and..." This man looks stupid, he must be easy to deal with! Haruta added the second half silently in his mind.

"You are not allowed to use weapons either!" Haruta shouted.

"Don't worry, I won't draw a knife on a child!" As he said that, Gui took off his knife and threw it towards Elizabeth.

…

"Then, let's begin!" A Miao once again acted as the referee.

It was no different from the previous game, except that Haruta’s opponent was changed to Katsura.

"Haah——!" Haruta raised his sword and rushed towards Gui again.

Gui also didn't panic at all. Instead, he reached into his arms and pulled out a spherical metal object. Then he stood up and jumped up, doing a somersault and jumping behind Haruta.

At this time, Haruta was lost in thought as he looked at the time bomb in his hand that was about to explode in just one second.

boom! ! !

"Cannian, it's obviously just a little bit worse." Guibei sighed to everyone and shook his head, "But it's already outstanding. I believe that after my teaching, it will become even better! So, these two course coupons still belong to you. ! Your efforts touched me! So! Let’s fight for Japan’s new dawn together! Little samurai!”

Just when Gui shed tears and was passionate, Shinbaji took the lead and kicked Gui over with a flying kick.

"Do you need to use a bomb to deal with a child?! Didn't you say you are not allowed to use weapons?! You are murdering me!" Shinpachi scolded while stepping on him.

"New Bachi-kun, Qiaodou sack!" Gui wiped the blood on his face, turned around and retorted, "That's not a weapon! It's just a bomb! As a good anti-foreign warrior, this kind of mistake should not be made. ! So, I will also give you two extra course coupons, and I will teach you the concept of weapons in the next class!"

"Who wants to learn that kind of thing!" Shinpachi roared, "Also, before that, can you please Baidu the concept of weapons! Enrich your brain!"

"There is no other way, then I have to do it!" Yue Yong said slowly, looking at Haruta who was helped up by Kagura and turned into an afro, "My test will be very simple! Even Haruta can do it easily passed!"

"I think it shouldn't work..." Jiang Cheng curled his lips and complained in a low voice. After all, judging from the nature of urine, it is impossible for Haruta not to be pierced by kunai...

"Watch it," Yue Yong said, taking out several kunai with both hands, "Next, I will throw a lot of kunai at you. As long as you can block one with the sword in your hand, you win!"

"There's no point at all! If you don't block them all, there's no point at all! The rest of the kunai will be stuck in your body!" Shinpachi complained.

"That! Let's begin!" Yue Yong shouted and threw all the kunai in his hand, in the direction of Haruta, who had just stood up and was still confused.

The result is……

…

"Sure enough, your practice is still not enough..." Yue Yong sighed softly and said, "You can't even stop a kunai."

"How can it be blocked?" Shinpachi complained while helping Haruta bandage, "Also, Doctor Nichiwa, don't you care? Haruta-kun is already bruised and bruised, and it seems that his self-confidence has been hit rock bottom. .As a mother, shouldn’t you encourage Haruta-kun at this time?”

"If he wants to give up after this little setback, doesn't it also mean that he is not suitable for swordsmanship training?" Hinata replied with a smile.

"Even so, but..." Shinpachi said, remembering the scene when he was scolded by his father and sister because he thought it was too hard to practice swordsmanship when he was a child. "Haruta-kun is just a child, and his era is different from ours." Different!"

"Tch," Jiang Cheng said with disdain, "What's different? They always use the excuse that times have changed. Boruto used to dislike what Naruto said about perseverance and teamwork being old-fashioned, but it's not Are you still licking your face after Momoshiki Otsutsuki's copy and saying that you understand perseverance and teamwork?"

"There's no need to cite examples from other works!" Xin Baji retorted.

"There's nothing different. Maybe times have really changed, but people are always the same." Jiang Cheng continued, "Although I really don't know why you want to learn swordsmanship, if it's just a whim, I advise you to just do it on a whim." Stop it, that’s the end of it for you.”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked out.

"How could this happen..." Shinpachi murmured, and then Haruta showed a smile and comforted him, "It's okay. After all, you are still young. It is normal for you to be unable to hold a book under Jiang Chengsang's hand. Those This guy has been on the battlefield since he was very young! So don’t be discouraged!"

"Forget it, there's no need to comfort me." Haruta looked at the practice bamboo sword in his hand and said with some relief, "It turns out that I only did it to show off to my classmates, and I didn't think much about other things. Keep going. I only practice because I hate my mother’s nagging on weekends. I understand. So, it’s okay, new starling.”

"you……"

"But, even so, I will not give up my swordsmanship training! Because I have a new goal! I must get a copy from Brother Jiang Cheng! I must make that person look at me with admiration! No matter how long it takes! Absolutely !" Haruta's eyes were burning with inexplicable flames, "So! Please increase your training! New Batsuo! Sister A Miao!"

"Nice expression!" A Miao praised, "Then it's as you wish! You can't miss a day during the winter vacation!"

"clear!"

"It's really a great goal~" Gui chuckled, "You know, there are only a few people in the world who can get a copy from him. I mean if he gets serious."

"Huh? Really? Is that good-for-nothing otaku really that strong?" Haruta asked three times in a row.

"But I think you can do it, because the sword in your hand already has a direction." After saying that, Gui Ye turned and walked towards the door, but stopped when he reached the door, "Be sure not to lose your sword. Direction." After saying that, Gui finally walked out.

"It's so hard to understand~" Haruta looked up to the sky and sighed.

Everyone present laughed when they heard it.

Only Yue Yong is still thinking about Jiang Cheng’s words today.

…

"Where are you looking now?" Gui asked aloud, "I never knew. Maybe we were looking in the same direction at first, but where are your eyes staring now? ? Thinking about it now, we did choose different directions at that time. You and I, Gintoki and Takasugi are different. You..."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng turned around and took off his headphones, "Sorry, did you say anything just now? I was just listening to the CD given by Miss Baihua. But it's really good, sometimes passionate and sometimes humming. , I didn’t expect this..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, the expressionless Gui pulled out his sword and chopped him down.

"You brat, you occasionally listen to people talking!" Gui yelled, "And what kind of [beep--] CD is that! What kind of sound was recorded on it!"

Jiang Cheng explained while running, "I don't know what you misunderstood, but this is just a collection of Sakai Izumi's works! It's definitely not what you imagined! Speaking of which, what are you thinking about all day long? ah?!"

"Who do you think is thinking about the scene of [beep——] followed by [beep——] and finally [beep——] again!" Gui scolded while chasing after him.

"No one said it was that kind of thing! You said it yourself!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Speaking of which, do you think about that kind of thing all day long?! Then do you want to stay in Yoshiwara instead of me!"

Hearing these words, Gui stopped, lowered his head and said intermittently, "Really...really...is it okay?"

…

"This is the new Night King I found for Yoshiwara! Everyone welcomes you!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Emit Katsuki, who had a nosebleed and passed out. "Although it seems a little unreliable, I believe he must be He will become a qualified Night King!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng was the first to applaud.

"I think he will die of excessive blood loss before he becomes the Night King..." Yue Yong complained expressionlessly, "What on earth is this guy thinking about? He's a little too excited!"

"Don't worry, Yue Yongdian!" Gui got up and wiped his unstoppable nosebleed and continued weakly, "Although my body may not be as good as Jiang Cheng! But! I will work hard to implement the creed of my life. !”

"Then let's try the crony bar first!" Yue Yong nodded and continued, "This is the most common type of bar in Yoshihara, at least it must be able to withstand it."

"Skirt... nepotism... with... wine!" Gui's eyes were bloodshot, and the nosebleed spurted out again and looked like a high-pressure water pump. Finally, he fainted.

"Sure enough, it won't work. How can a man who can't stand this level become the Night King of Yoshihara." Yue Yong said with a sigh.

"Hey! Wig! Wake up!" Jiang Cheng kept shouting. However, Gui had already been immersed in fantasy and passed out happily. No matter how much Jiang Cheng shouted, there was no response...