Maybe a Fake Gintama

In a certain restaurant.

With a smile, Gui said softly to the four people sitting across from each other, "What's wrong? Don't you want to eat? Don't worry about money, I'll treat you today."

Jiang Cheng sniffed the food on the table, then glanced at Gui strangely, and finally sighed softly, "Kagura-chan, Shinpachi, you two can eat. Don't worry, I'll pay for the meal for you two." I’ll just come.”

Kagura/New Eight: "Great!"

"Then me too..." Gintoki drooled and pointed at the fruit parfait in front of him.

"No matter." Jiang Guo replied decisively.

"He is indeed the trump card of our organization!" Gui said excitedly, "Use your own funds to make up for the lack of funds in the organization! I am so touched!"

"I'm so touched by you," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "To be courteous for nothing is to commit adultery or theft. Do you think I don't understand this truth? How many times have you invited guests since you were a child? Don't you have any idea in your own mind? Even if I was forced to treat you, you would disappear every time it was time to check out. Don’t you remember how you got the title of Runaway Little Taro?!”

"Is the escape of Kotaro Kotaro the escape of a single person? Is that where the name comes from?!" Shinpachi complained while eating.

"And what's going on with that smiling expression? That expression is definitely an expression of intention!" Jiang Cheng said, holding his hands and nodding.

"You're right, it definitely looks like he's going to say something bad again." Gintoki said without raising his head.

"No need to be so suspicious." Gui chuckled and continued.

"It's not strange for anyone to make that expression in this work. It's very strange just for you." Jiang Cheng continued, while picking up the braised pork rice bowl in front of him, "Miss waiter, thirty more portions." Braised Pork Rice Bowl.”

"As expected of our organization..." Before Gui could finish his words, Jiang Cheng punched him with an expressionless face.

"Shut up!" Jiang Cheng complained as he ate, "Every time he talks so much nonsense, readers will get tired of it. And why did you appear today? You have appeared for three consecutive days, right? Why? You have so many scenes this week? It’s really disgusting!”

"What you said next is something else entirely!" Xin Bajia complained.

"Aren't you annoyed? How many days has this been?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Xin Bajia and continued helplessly, "Don't you think his existence squeezes out all your scenes? I doubt it. Did he have some kind of unknown deal with the author?”

"Ah ha ha ha ha!" Gui wiped his nosebleed and sat down again, laughing loudly, "You are too slow! This week is supposed to be [Gui Strengthening Week]!"

"I've strengthened your size!" Gintoki shouted, "I haven't appeared for four days, okay! I owe you all, okay! Let me take a good look at the title of this work, Soul Dan! "Maybe this is a fake Gintama", to put it another way, it could be "It could also be the real Gintama"! It's almost equal to "Gintama"! In other words, I'm still the protagonist!"

"There is no such agreement!" Jiang Cheng retorted in a loud voice, "Please read the introduction of the work carefully, Hundan!"

"What can I do!" Gui said with two lines of tears and snot flowing down his nose at the same time, "In the original work, every episode can be seen in the OP and ED, but what about here? There is no such thing! I’ve worked very hard too!”

"Don't worry, Wig, these words you said will be deleted. Don't worry." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui's voice rose an octave.

"Yo Xi, are you full, you two?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and Shinpachi who were standing aside.

"Hiccup~" Kagura burped, one hand rubbing her belly that was about to be eaten, and the other hand picking her teeth unceremoniously, "Reluctantly... reluctantly Aru."

"You're just full! How much did you eat?" Xin Bajiu complained crazily,

Then he said earnestly in the same posture, "Kagura-chan, you should be more reserved when others treat you to dinner, and you should say thank you at least, you know? Thank you, Jiang Chengsang!"

"Is that so, Aru? Thank you, uncle."

"Now that we're full, let's get out of here." Jiang Cheng said, getting up first and preparing to go to the counter to pay.

But after just two steps, I felt something was wrong.

"My stomach..." Jiang Cheng felt his stomach churn, then he looked at Gui and gritted his teeth and said, "You soulless soul! How dare you plot against me!"

"My stomach..." Shinbaji and Kagura also covered their stomachs at the same time, with painful expressions on their faces.

"So, you are too young and will do whatever it takes when your wig is holding back the bad water!" Gintoki said, holding his hands and nodding.

"Hey, what are you shaking for?" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki who was trembling slightly, "Aren't you trying to hold it in?! In the end, didn't you also eat it?!"

"Ah hahaha, even you can't smell it. This colorless and odorless powerful laxative! I spent a lot of effort to get it from a genius inventor! It cost me three full sheets of Anti-Barbarian Patriot Classroom Voucher!”

Ignoring Gui's ridicule and chatter, Jiang Cheng and the four of them rushed to the restroom of the restaurant at the same time.

Someone! Someone! There are still people!

Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi are almost at the last moment!

At this time, Gui leisurely walked into the men's restroom and laughed loudly: "Don't worry! All the men's restrooms within a radius of ten kilometers are occupied by my people! If you want to use the restroom, be obedient! Your anus today Your destiny is in my hands!"

"Would you like to go to the women's restroom?" After a long while, Gincai slowly said this.

Jiang Cheng/Xin Baji: "..."

"There is nothing we can do about it. I believe readers will forgive us." Gintoki continued tremblingly.

"No! Absolutely not! You will definitely be considered a pervert and the police will be called!" Xin Baji decisively refused.

"Do you want to defecate in your pants or sit on the toilet and lose your temper? Make a decision! Shinpachi!" Gintoki said with a solemn expression.

"Because there is nothing we can do about it, as the protagonist, I agree with Gintoki's suggestion!" After a brief thought, Jiang Cheng came to his own conclusion.

"Gin-chan...little uncle..." Kagura's painful voice came from the door of the men's room, "Are there...any vacancies at your place, Aru..."

Hearing this, Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi froze in place with expressions as if they had been struck by lightning.

"Do you think I didn't think about it beforehand?!" Gui snorted and continued, "Whether it's the men's room or the women's room, even all the alleys within a ten-mile radius are occupied by me! Even pooping is impossible. ! Shit! Make your decision! Whether to defecate in your pants or sit on the toilet and let it sag! It’s up to you to choose!”

"You're just waiting for us! Fake hair!"×4

"Not a wig is Gui!"

…

Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio sat down in the restaurant again with zombie-like expressions as if their bodies had been eviscerated.

"Then let's listen to my appeal now," Gui sat opposite and nodded with emotion and continued, "Everything is because I was too stupid. I kept Elizabeth with me all day long, and being kidnapped by the shogunate was actually not a problem at all. strangeness."

Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio still sat expressionless, and no one spoke, as if they didn't hear them at all.

"A villain named Motoyama Shintaro is pursued. He is a bastard who is full of selfish desires and will do anything for money, corruption and bribery. If this continues, Elizabeth's head will be lost sooner or later! So, please! Jiangcheng, Gintoki! If it's you two If you do, you will definitely help me rescue Elizabeth!" Gui shouted excitedly.

"Guisang... before that," Xin Baji raised his head, smiling but still crying, "Can you find us some clean clothes, and preferably let us take a shower?"

Gui: “…………”

…

The place where Kozaru works part-time is a ninja-themed restaurant.

"Huh? Did you sneak into the prison secretly?" Xiao Yuan asked doubtfully while holding the tray.

"This guy said he wanted to go, but he refused to listen no matter how hard he tried to persuade him." Gintoki waved his finger and pointed at Gui opposite him, "Aren't you a ninja? You should be good at this, right? Please."

"Please? What on earth do you want me to do?" As he said that, Kozaru raised his eyes and looked at Gintoki, "Also, when did you change your clothes? It's like you just picked them randomly in a clothing store? It's not like that. It doesn’t fit your style. ”

At this time, Jiangcheng and Gintoki were wearing sportswear that they had just bought from a clothing store. As for taking a shower, they might have already taken a shower.

"No, I just think it's good to change styles occasionally. I've wanted to try sportswear like this for a long time, right, Jiang Cheng?" Gintoki scratched his head and said with a smile.

"That's right! I've always wanted to try it before! It's like that...that one, isn't it in some works? We also want to try that one, don't you think so, Gintoki!"

"Huh?" Gintoki could only bite the bullet and continue, "Yes! That's it! We also want to try that one for a change of style occasionally!"

"That? What is that? Are there sportswear?" Xiao Yuan asked doubtfully.

"Don't worry about it so much! In short, let's help him become a ninja!" Gintoki decisively skipped the topic and pointed at Gui.

"Are you looking down on us ninjas?" Kozaru replied.

However, Gintoki didn't listen at all. Instead, he suggested to Katsura beside him, "Anyway, let's start by imitating her speech. Remember to add [Guzaro] at the end of the sentence! Wig!"

"It's not a wig, it's Zalus the Dog!"

"You two really don't understand ninjas at all. It's just nonsense to want to learn the secrets of ninjas at this level." Jiang Cheng said with a sneer.

"You, Masaka!" The little ape couldn't believe it, "Do you know the secret of ninja?!"

"Of course," Jiang Cheng nodded as he should and continued, "The so-called ninja, the first thing you should learn is...start by feeling chakra! Come on, Wig, concentrate carefully with me, and feel the chakra from your That trace of energy generated deep within the body!”