Maybe a Fake Gintama

Looking at his conspicuous cow-skin-like clothes, Shinbachi pushed up his nonexistent glasses, raised his nonexistent face, and made a nonexistent voice.

"I agree more with what Jiang Chengsang said, what a secret! The colors are too rich! Do you think it's a performance?!" Pulling his clothes, Shinbaji pointed at the three people beside him and complained.

The clothes Xiaoyu chose for the four of them... Generally speaking, it's hard to describe...

Except for the new eight-year-old Dutch cow costume. Gintoki is dressed in white with a white scarf. Kagura is dressed in red with a red scarf. Gui is dressed in bright yellow and wears a yellow scarf. As these people watched, Jiang Cheng was almost overcome with embarrassment. Unexpectedly, he thought he borrowed a leather holster from the crew next door, and he even forgot to borrow a headgear.

"No, this is just to distinguish you two." Xiao Yuan replied, "Except for Yin Sang, everyone looks similar to me."

"Do you think we are passers-by in the comics?!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Ah~ Yin Sang~ the scarf is crooked~" The little ape, blushing like honey, fiddled with the rope around the neck of the little stone lion nearby, "It's really messy. It seems that I can't live without me every day~"

"You are the one who is careless!" Gintoki shouted.

"In the end, you still can't tell anyone apart?! Put on your glasses!" Shinbaji also complained loudly.

"Kagura-chan, you'd better take off that costume quickly. It will be stained with the smell of natto, which won't even be washed off." Jiang Cheng reminded casually.

"No way!" Kozaru retorted, "That's freshly made! There's no natto smell at all!"

"No, everything that comes from your hands has a natto smell. I can smell the natto smell on you from half of Edo." Jiang Cheng replied, pinching his nose.

"It's useless to be tempted by me~ My heart and body all belong to Yin Sang!" Xiao Yuan chuckled and proudly announced this false fact that only he admitted.

"Who would be tempted by a flat-chested girl like you who smells like natto three hundred and sixty-five days a year! Are you looking down on me?!" Jiang Cheng shouted, with the veins on his face popping out.

"Who are you calling a flat-chested girl? Let me watch the live-action movie, Hun Dan!"

"Let's not talk about this anymore," Jiang Cheng finally sighed and turned away, urging Kagura, "Take that off quickly, and then my uncle will take you to eat barbecue."

"Hey? Barbeque!" Kagura became excited when she heard it.

"Barbecue, I haven't had it for a long time~" Xin Baji also nodded with a look of longing.

"If you want to come, we can come together~" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"Is it really possible?!" Xin Baji asked in surprise.

"Of course, I am different from some stingy people." Jiang Cheng continued casually.

"Hey, who do you think is a stingy person! I'm just poor! There's nothing you can do about being poor! It's the same as the gender of the child you give birth to! It can't be changed!" Gintoki was unhappy when he heard this. and shouted loudly.

"You're just plain lazy!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Also... according to the current methods, things like gender can also be changed! Cutting off the meatballs and sticks and adding two balls are also the same It’s not difficult!!!”

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng's tone changed and he continued earnestly: "Of course, Gintoki, if you want to completely change yourself, I can introduce you to a good doctor and give you a facelift and other things. I guarantee that you will." Become Yoshiwara’s number one! As for the stage name, I’ve already thought of it for you, it’s called [Kiribang Doctor]!”

No one present noticed that the little ape's face was getting darker and darker...

"What [Kirubang Doctor]! What do you want me to do?! Such a doctor can't attract customers at all! Customers will be scared away when they hear this title!" Gintoki retorted, scratching his neck.

"Hey? Don't you like it?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then he closed his eyes and thought for a long time, "Then why not call him [Dr. Picking Pills] or [Doctor Packing Balls]? But I always think it's not as nice as the first stage name~ "

"No, I think it's better to call him [Beep——][Beep——][Beep——][Beep——][Beep——] Doctor." Katsura suggested seriously, and then looked at Gintoki with encouraging eyes. , "Don't worry, I will definitely promote it to you."

"Go to hell!" Gintoki said, knocking Gui over with his kick.

"That kind of thing... is absolutely not allowed..." Xiao Yuan lowered his head and grimaced, and muttered through gritted teeth. Then he raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with a fierce look on his face, "How could that kind of thing be allowed? Yin Sang! How could he do that kind of thing!"

Saying that, the little ape jumped up and rushed towards Jiang Cheng, "Even if you want to do that kind of thing, can you cut off the silver mulberry [beep——] and [beep——] and install them for me! At that time I I’ll come here often too!”

"Is this what you were thinking of?!" Gintoki pulled out his wooden sword and stopped the little ape and cursed. Looking at the little ape with a subtle expression after being beaten, Gintoki was really defeated. He turned to Jiang Cheng and asked, "Ignore gender and so on, but! Can the doctor change my hair into fresh, straight hair?"

"That's impossible, it's hopeless." Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, "I advise you to give up."

Kagura, Shinpachi and Gui on the side held their hands and nodded at the same time.

"That's impossible, Al. Even the most skilled doctor can't achieve such excessive demands, Al!"

Hearing Kagura's words, Shinbaji and Gui held their hands and nodded at the same time, and said at the same time, "Sosou, mother force, mother force."

"You can even change your gender. Is it so difficult to change your hair to fresh, straight hair?!" Gintoki cursed.

"Don't worry so much. If you want to eat barbecue, hurry up, you two." Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji and Kagura and reminded him, then turned around and prepared to leave this place of right and wrong.

"Great!" Kagura and Shinpachi cheered, ready to turn around and follow.

"Then I also..." Gintoki said and turned around to follow.

"You just die." Jiang Cheng said without hesitation.

"Well, don't be so stingy~ Aren't we friends?" Gintoki put his arm on Jiang Cheng's shoulders in a mature manner, and unscrupulously brushed his non-existent lower limit for a barbecue.

"Hey!" Just as the four were about to leave, Gui called out to stop the four.

"That's right, have you even forgotten your original purpose?! How can you become a qualified ninja with such an attitude!" Kozaru stood up, folding his hands and said seriously. At this time, Xiao Yuan thought that Gui was going to reprimand these people, so he nodded happily.

"Can you take me with you?" Gui continued.

"That's not it!" Xiao Yuan was surprised by Gui Xiu, "Isn't your purpose to sneak into the training center and rescue your companions?! Your companions would cry if they knew you were like this! They would definitely be sad!"

"Souga! Our purpose is to save Elizabeth!" Gui Duan clapped his hands, "When did we forget this purpose? The enemy this time is so powerful, it can actually affect our memory!"

"That's not the reason! You haven't seen the enemy at all! You just simply forgot!" Xiao Yuan yelled.

"But it's really amazing, Saru-kun," Gui nodded and continued, "Only your memory has not been affected. Is this a real ninja? It's surprisingly reliable."

With that said, Gui turned around and walked towards Jiang Cheng and others who were about to leave on the other side, "Then, Mr. Yuan, the task of rescuing Elizabeth is entrusted to you! Please!" After that, Gui returned. I wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth, it was my yearning for barbecue!

"Don't worry! Leave it all to me..." Kozaru smiled and waved his hand and replied, "...he's too big! It has nothing to do with me! Don't you want me to teach you the secrets of ninja?! It's not you! Are you going to save your comrades?! How did it end up being me alone to save your comrades?! Please clarify the situation for me, Hun Dan! Also, didn’t you say you can just call me little ape?!”

As he spoke, the little ape stood up and jumped up, throwing out several kunai. Not only the nearest Gui, but also Jiang Cheng and the four who were about to go far were also attacked. Of course, Jiang Cheng's reaction speed was still very fast. At that moment, he held up his own umbrella and prepared for himself and Kagura. The kunai blocked them all.

…

Everyone gathered in front of the shrine again. Except for Jiangcheng and Kagura, everyone else had several kunai stuck on their bodies. The worst thing was Katsura who was still lying on the ground, with his whole back covered with kunai.

"Do you really want to rescue your companions? If you still have this attitude, I won't be able to help you at all!" Xiao Yuan adjusted his glasses and said.

"No, actually I'm not interested at all," Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, then waved his hand with an indifferent expression, "It's just a pet. Just pick up a homeless man on the street and put a puppet suit on him. Really? Anyway, you can’t tell the difference based on the IQ of the wig.”

"That makes sense." Gintoki also nodded and said.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! How can such a thing be replaced casually! My Elizabeth!" Gui stood up and shouted with tears streaming down her face. The voice was moving, empathetic, touching, and deeply emotional.

"You can't even tell the difference between grapes and grapes, what qualifications do you have to say something?" Jiang Cheng picked his ears and said casually again.

"Are you looking down on me?!" Gui roared angrily, "There's no difference between that kind of thing!"

"You are the one! Are you looking down on grapes and grapes?! Some readers who only like grapes or only like grapes will definitely want to strangle you to death!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"There is no difference at all! If you give it to a pet dog, it will make the pet dog die!" Gui Huafeng said, facing the non-existent camera, smiling and reminding, "The audience on the other side of the screen, please remember OK~ Never give your pet dogs food like grapes or raisins, it will really make them die~ The meatballs will lose their elasticity~"