Maybe a Fake Gintama

"What are you talking about!" Jiang Cheng kicked Gui over, "There are no cameras here at all, you idiot! And what's with that popular science tone? Do you think this is a popular science program about pets? ?!”

"Chocolate and onions are not good either!" Gui shouted again as he got up.

"What are you...what are you doing! Why did the topic go astray again!" Xiao Yuan couldn't help scolding, "By the way, I am very easy to raise, even if you only give me Yin Sang's [Beep——] and [Beep——] You can still survive!”

"You have the same thing in your mind, right?!" Gintoki yelled.

…

For the third time, everyone gathered in front of the shrine again.

"Then, I will officially teach..."

Before the little ape could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Gui.

"Never mind that," Gui pointed to his own clothes, "Why am I yellow? Shouldn't the team leader usually be red? I want red!"

"Stop showing off! Wig!" Kagura was unhappy upon hearing this, turned her head and retorted with her little face raised, "Red is my representative color, I am the team leader Aru!"

"Although I can't accept it, there's nothing I can do since it's been arranged like this."

"I'm going to issue an order to lead the team! Hello, your favorite is curry. You must hold curry at all times!" Kagura pointed at Gui and said.

On the side, Gintoki pointed at his clothes and complained to Shinpachi, "Shinpachi, can I exchange this with you? You can't eat this kind of all-white curry udon. You will definitely eat it accidentally on your clothes, right?"

"What does this have to do with curry udon!" Shinpachi yelled, "By the way, what are you here to do!"

…

Finally, several people followed Xiao Yuan to a shopping street.

"Then, let me see the ninja soul deep in your soul!" Kozaru said as he walked, "Here, known as [Ninja Passage], is the first choice place for ninja training. Standing in the middle of Edo All active ninjas have gone out independently after practicing the Shadow Hidden Technique here."

"But there's nothing here. It looks like just an ordinary shopping street." Shinpachi glanced around and couldn't help but said.

"You bastard, do you think you can become a ninja just by going to the gym?" Xiao Yuan stopped and replied, "Fuck you, you bastard."

"What's going on? Why did you transform into S for me?!" Shinpachi yelled.

"I see, if you want to practice the art of hiding from others, you have to go to a place with a lot of people like this." Gui said with a knowing expression.

"That's right," the little ape praised, "but why are you holding the curry rice? Or are you holding it with two hands?"

"So what exactly do you want us to do?" Gintoki asked.

Before Kozaru could answer, Jiang Cheng sneered and replied, "Gintoki, don't you even understand? After watching Jump for so many years, have you forgotten Naruto's first step in becoming a ninja?"

"Masaka!" Gintoki glanced around and said in shock, "Is this the place where the forbidden magic scroll exists?! You want us to steal the forbidden magic scroll and then secretly learn the multiple shadow clone technique on it! ?!"

"How is that possible!" cried the little ape.

"I thought you were the only one who knew clearly, but I didn't expect that even you are so superficial." Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

"Sure enough, there is an expert." Xiao Yuan nodded and said, "That's right, our mission is..."

Before Xiao Yuan could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng continued, "The first step is of course to wait for Teacher Mizuki on the swing! He will tell us where the forbidden scrolls are stored!"

"So that's it!" Gintoki clapped his hands, and then took out two portraits, "After all, we don't know where the forbidden scroll is now, so we can only wait! You guys, please take a look clearly.

This is Iruka-sensei, this is Mizuki-sensei, I remember them all clearly! Be sure to wait until Mr. Mizuki, don't let Mr. Iruka seduce you away with ramen! You can't become a ninja like that! "

Kagura/Ksui: "Understood!"

"I understand now! There is no such thing! How obsessed are you with NARUTO? Why can't you fix it!" Xiao Yuan yelled unbearably. The voice was so loud that Jiang Cheng felt that his eardrums were about to burst.

"Then you should tell me what to do after seeing it!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Everyone, look over there." Xiao Yuan said, pointing to the bookstore nearby.

"Bookstore? Are forbidden magic scrolls stored in that kind of place?" Jiang Cheng murmured.

"Hey, that's enough. I don't want to complain anymore." Xiao Yuan replied expressionlessly.

"So that's it!" Gintoki suddenly realized, "Are you asking us to steal the scroll of forbidden arts when the clerk is not paying attention..."

Before he finished speaking, the little ape rushed behind Gintoki and struck him down with one palm.

"Listen up, please buy your favorite [eroge] magazine without letting any shop assistants or customers notice it!" Kozaru said, holding his hands.

"What the hell! What does that have to do with ninjas?!" Shinpachi complained loudly.

"No, isn't that also a [Scroll of Forbidden Techniques] in a sense? A forbidden technique hidden deep in the hearts of teenagers!" Jiang Cheng replied.

"That's right. This is an excellent assessment method used by the Ninja School. Everyone has grown up after going through this step!" Xiaozao nodded and replied,

Gintoki and Jiang Cheng listened and nodded at the same time to show their understanding.

"Why do you two act like you understand? This kind of definition of an adult is not quite right!" Shinbachi complained again.

"Then can you do it? Completely hide your aura..." With that, the little ape started to demonstrate, walked or floated into the bookstore, and took down a book from the bookshelf with lightning speed. According to this magazine, "Use extremely quick movements to take out your favorite work... [Scroll of Forbidden Arts]. Pay without letting the clerk notice, and leave without leaving any trace."

After saying that, the little ape paid the money and walked out.

"How's it going? Can you do it?" Xiao Yuan showed the [Forbidden Technique Scroll] in his hand. To be precise, it was the Forbidden Technique Scroll with [M Club] written on it.

"Sure enough, I still like this kind of thing..." Xinbaji complained softly.

"As expected of a true ninja, he actually chose such a dangerous scroll!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed, "This kind of scroll is extremely dangerous! It can easily open the door to some strange new world for young people with unstable minds!"

"Although what you said makes sense and I can't find a place to complain, it's obviously not the same thing!" Xin Baji complained again.

"Are you scared?" Katsura said with her eyes closed and the curry rice on her head. "If this can be a way to endure, then there is nothing special about being a ninja! Look, this kind of thing is so easy!"

As he spoke, Gui took off the curry on his head and held the curry rice in one hand, "No, it's as easy as eating curry!"

Looking at Katsura walking towards the bookstore with the curry swinging, Gintoki couldn't help but remind him, "I say, you'd better put down the curry before going, that will definitely get in the way!"

"No way, Aru! Never let go!" Kagura cheered, "If a drop is spilled, you will definitely die, Aru! Curry Ninja!"

Gui, who heard Kagura's words, also put on a strange posture in response to Kagura's cheers, and muttered, "Kanin!"

Seeing this, Kagura responded imitatively, "Kanin!"

"What the hell is [Ka Nin]?! How can anyone answer with those words!" Gintoki retorted, pointing at Katsura's back.

"Ignore him, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng patted Gintoki's shoulder with emotion on his face, "Since that guy chose Ninjado, we just need to silently bless him."

"Where can I find that kind of ninja? I've looked through the entire NARUTO and I can't find it!" Gintoki yelled.

"Haha! (So fast)!" Xin Baji said in disbelief.

"It's amazing, the speed is not inferior to that of ninjas." Xiaozao praised.

Hearing the voices of the two people, Jiang Cheng and Ginshi looked over and saw that Gui had finished selecting the books and walked to the cashier.

Seeing Katsura walking towards the door after throwing down the coin, Gintoki said in disbelief, "Hey, maybe it's really okay..."

But just as I said it, an accident happened...

Curry... curry spilled!

"Yes...I'm sorry...Captain..." Gui turned his head and said intermittently, "I'll just ask you later..."

After that, we went to Guipu Street.

"Curry Ninja!" Kagura shouted sadly as she rushed towards Katsura. Arriving in front of Gui, Kagura held back her grief and helped Gui, "I have told you a thousand times not to spill it, Aru..."

"I can barely give it a B grade. Although the speed is decent, the concentration is really poor." Xiao Yuan folded his hands and made a brief evaluation.

"No, I think it's because the danger factor of this scroll is too high." Jiang Cheng took the [Forbidden Technique Scroll] in Gui's hand and flipped through a few pages, then sighed softly, folded his hands and analyzed, "That's not something ordinary people can do. He can't stand the stimulation of the wig. Even if he says that he likes NTR, he is not suitable for that kind of thing at all. Therefore, when choosing, you must choose the one that suits you, otherwise you will only fail. , like a wig.”

"Yeah." Kozaru and Gintoki nodded in agreement at the same time.

"Who goes next?" Xiao Yuan asked aloud.

"It's up to me to set an example and teach them that not everything is suitable for them! You must choose the [Forbidden Technique Scroll] that suits you!" With that said, Jiang Cheng, who was wearing gray sportswear, raised his legs and walked towards the bookstore.

"Hey, I feel a huge aura!" Shinbaji looked at Jiang Cheng's back and murmured, "It feels like Nine Tails! It makes people wonder if that is a human after all!"

"It's unbelievable, that man is too dangerous." Xiao Yuan said, "But it's not good if the aura is too strong, it will be more conspicuous!"

Just after he finished speaking, Xiao Yuan looked at Jiang Cheng again, "No! He has taken this into consideration! He uses his aura to attract everyone, so others won't care about his actions! What an incredible man!"