Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Just this once!" Gintoki's face was full of ferocity, and it looked like his heart was bleeding. "Please give me another bucket of water!"

"What do you want a bucket of water for?" Jiang Cheng, who was holding a bottle to blow, put down the empty wine bottle and asked doubtfully.

"Have you drank all of it?!" Gintoki felt bad, grabbing Jiang Cheng by the collar and yelling, "This is the wine I bought with my money! You kid actually drank all of it! I I haven’t even taken a sip yet!!!”

"Hey? I remember Gintoki, don't you like drinking Chinese wine?" Jiang Cheng pretended to be confused.

"It has nothing to do with whether you like it or not! It's just because it was bought with my money! My money!"

"Your money!" Jiang Cheng said in shock, and then looked at Gintoki with a grateful face, "I didn't expect you to treat me to such an expensive drink..."

"Do you only have seven seconds of memory?! Are you a fish?! Don't act stupid, okay!"

…

"Hey, I'm so unlucky...I didn't even drink a glass of wine, and my entire wallet is empty..." Gintoki said sadly, lowering his head.

"Does it matter? Those are just external things." A Miao comforted her.

"External possessions?" Ginshi raised his head and exclaimed, "To you, those are external possessions, but to Yin Sang, they are all my property! I was killed by Jiang Cheng last time. When I think about falling into his hands again just a few days later, I’m really a hopeless fool!!”

"I didn't expect that your positioning of yourself has been so accurate. Congratulations, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng was the first to applaud.

"Don't let me see your face! I'm super angry right now!" Gintoki yelled, then looked at A Miao with a look of disdain and teased, "I've spent so much money, what kind of service can I get?" Is it okay to touch your butt or something?"

Just after finishing speaking, A Miao smiled and gave Gintoki an elbow. Now, Gintoki didn't dare to talk nonsense, and picked up the napkin on the table to wipe his nosebleed.

"You're kidding. Instead of touching your butt, which looks so poor at first sight, I might as well knead dough balls..." Gintoki curled his lips and muttered.

"Is that so?" A Miao looked at Gintoki whose nosebleed couldn't stop with a look of contempt on his face, "It's really annoying to see someone start bleeding from the nose."

"This person is not so strong. He forgot what happened two or three seconds ago..." Gintoki complained silently, "He is exactly the same as a certain seven-second memory soul..."

"What an interesting guest. Anyway, let's have something to drink first~" A Miao smiled and skipped the topic, "There is Champagne King, Champagne King, Super Champagne..."

(PS: Dong Pelli, a very expensive champagne, costs about more than 1,000 yuan.)

"Soju mixed with water." Gintoki replied decisively, "This is all I need for now."

"I understand," A Miao nodded and shouted to the waiter on the side, "Please bring me a glass of Champagne King!"

"Can anyone help me find a translator?" Gintoki decisively raised his hand for help.

"The King of Champagne? I really miss it~" Hasegawa said with emotion, "I used to drink it a lot when I was in the shogunate, but now I can't afford it. It's better to have something cheap, like beer or something..."

Having said that, Hasegawa picked up the wine order list and turned to the first page. The first page was the Chinese wine that Jiang Cheng saw just now. "Is the Chinese wine on the first page?"

"No! Forget about that expensive and high-alcohol wine!" Gintoki shook his head decisively, ignoring the dissatisfaction expressed by Jiang Cheng.

"That's right, let's look at the others," Hasegawa said, turning to the second page, "Champagne King, Champagne King light Champagne King, non-beer Champagne King, Champagne King, only Champagne King, okay? Of course. I want Champagne King, hurry up, Champagne King, ah, what exactly is Champagne King, I'm already confused, Champagne King,

fragrant……"

"Only the Champagne King!!" Both Gintoki and Hasegawa suddenly felt bad.

"A black shop! This is definitely a black shop!" Gintoki reminded Hasegawa in his ear.

"How could you say that to A Miao? How could she..." Hasegawa replied.

"But, what is [Champagne King Light with Champagne King]? How can I dilute it like this! My bad mood cannot be diluted!" Gintoki retorted.

"Yin Sang," A Miao said coyly as she sat in the booth with a shy look on her face, "I haven't had Champagne King for a long time, I really want to drink it~"

"Others too~" Jiang Cheng followed suit, "Others also want to drink~"

"You're so big, the King of Champagne! What do you mean you haven't drank for a long time? You haven't had it even once!" Gintoki yelled, then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Why are you drinking that kind of thing?! You want to demolish this store? Yet?!"

"I didn't expect you to care about me so much, Gintoki," Jiang Cheng covered his face and sobbed twice, then raised his head slightly, "Then give me two more bottles of Wuliangye!"

"There's no need for that! By the way, can you really tell the difference between liquor?!" Gintoki said frantically, and then whispered in Jiang Cheng's ear, "Didn't you notice that this is a black shop? Why? Maybe it’s just a bottle of wine that costs 50,000 yen? Let’s withdraw first. I remember that you used to like a Chinese liquor called Erguotou? I can treat you to that!”

"Who are you looking down on? Gintoki!" Jiang Cheng snorted and continued arrogantly, "I am a man who has tasted all kinds of Chinese liquor! I can tell the difference between strong-flavored and light-flavored liquors as soon as I smell them!"

(ps: The author of Pou Jie has a boss who loves to drink, and he can know the brand of wine just by smelling it. Unlike me, the liquor only smells of alcohol when you smell it. The key is that the boss pulls me in as soon as he drinks... …)

"It's useless to talk about this here!" Gintoki went crazy again.

And A Liang, who had been sitting on the side since the beginning, also began to attack Hasegawa frantically.

"Hasegawa's sunglasses, sunglasses, and sunglasses look like a perfect match for the Champagne King." A Liang said with a smile.

"Perry?" Hasegawa was a little uncomfortable hearing this idiom, "Isn't it too abnormal?! And you were only praising my sunglasses after you complimented me for a long time!"

After that, looking at A Miao and A Liang who were launching a brainwashing offensive against Gintoki and Hasegawa, Jiang Cheng sighed and stood up and walked to a nearby booth. If Jiang Cheng has any skills that can give him full marks in the test, then it is [Drink Baijiu] and [baijiu]. Of course, the skill "Drinking for Free" was also tailor-made by Gintoki based on Jiang Cheng's characteristics and taught to Jiang Cheng.

"Beauties, is there anyone here?" Jiang Cheng showed a refreshing smile and said to the two pretty young ladies who were drinking with the guests.

"No!" the two young ladies replied decisively, and beat the previous guest away.

"Then can I sit here?" Jiang Cheng asked again, with the refreshing smile still on his face.

"Of course!" Two young ladies pulled Jiang Cheng to his seat, one on the left and the other on the right.

In fact, the trick Gintoki gave to Jiang Cheng was very simple. First, his expression should be refreshing and his eyes should be sincere. Then, he could coax these women to obediently spend money to buy themselves a drink.

…

"Hey, didn't you notice that one person is missing?" Gintoki reminded.

"So...where did Jiang Chengsang go?" A Miao then noticed that Jiang Cheng was missing.

"A Miao, look there..." A Liang pointed in a certain direction and said.

"That's..." As she said that, A Miao looked over and saw Jiang Cheng chatting and laughing with the two young ladies beside him while drinking, "Does that guy think this is another store? Like a Cowherd shop?"

…

"Hey, why are you dragging me back? You just managed to get drunk." Jiang Cheng looked reluctant and complained with his lips pursed.

"You can't be considered a real man by coaxing a woman to buy him a drink at a bar. He's just a scumbag." A Miao said with narrowed eyes.

Seeing A Miao's dangerous smile, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva and quickly explained: "Gintoki taught me that! I was very resistant to it at the beginning!"

"Really?" A Miao maintained a smile and turned her head to Gintoki.

"I can't help it, we were relatively poor at that time," Gintoki said casually, not noticing the inexplicable arrogance burning in A Miao. "Is there anything wrong with taking advantage of his conditions to drink free wine? "

"I never thought there was a real scumbag here~" A Miao said while raising her fist...

"Ah——!!" Gintoki screamed.

Just when Gintoki finished screaming, a cheer louder than Gintoki's scream sounded.

"Wow! It's Mr. Osomatsu!" A group of bartenders gathered around Mr. Matsudaira at the door and cheered.

"Papa~ You are really here~ I am so happy~" Ayin ran all the way to Duke Songping, and then hugged Duke Songping's arm, "I'm sorry~ I disturbed your work~"

"That kind of meeting doesn't matter, Edo won't be destroyed anyway," Lord Matsudaira blew out a smoke ring, and then continued, "But if I don't come here, uncle, I will be destroyed."

"Ah~ I'm so happy~" Ayin said coquettishly.

Seeing this scene, Jiangcheng and Gintoki were both defeated by this miko.

"That's Master Songping!" Ah Liang said, "That uncle is famous for being a pervert, and he's really awesome when it comes to playing!"

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng murmured, "But it feels familiar... as if I've seen it somewhere..."

"Huh? Is that an acquaintance of Jiang Chengsang?" A Miao covered her mouth, a little surprised,

"Oh! I remembered it!" Jiang Cheng then remembered what happened at the amusement park last time, "That was the uncle we played shooting games with at that time!"

"Shooting game?" Gintoki squinted his eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng, lost in his reverie. After all, there are many types of shooting games, especially the men's exclusive gun he brought, "You..."

"Don't worry, it's just a pure shooting game. It's definitely not the kind of pornographic game you think of, or a killer game." Jiang Guo decisively interrupted Gintoki's fantasy, "I was really happy at that time~ Let me help kill my daughter’s boyfriend or something~"

"Hey, why did it become a criminal case again! Didn't you just call it a game?! What on earth did you do for others!" Gintoki scolded, "Besides, isn't that uncle from the National Police Agency? Why would I ask you to do such a thing?!"