Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Actually, I understand the uncle's mood very well," Jiang Cheng shook his head and continued, "Think about it carefully, if it is you, if you have your own family and a daughter of your own in the future, but !”

Jiang Cheng's voice rose a bit, "One day, when your kawaii daughter came to your house with a little punk with piercings all over her body and announced her love affair, how did you feel?! The little punk with all the piercings! How do you feel when I call you father or mother?!"

"Kill him!!" Gintoki and Hasegawa were the first to speak out. By the way, the mother of the child in these two people's imaginations is a certain female anchor whose name is homophonic to chrysanthemum, and the other is his wife who left home.

Jiang Cheng nodded after hearing the two people's answers.

"It's too extreme!" A Liang complained with rolled eyes.

"That makes sense," A Miao nodded, showing a smile, "killing something is indeed a bit excessive."

"Yes." Ah Liang nodded.

"Since he likes holes so much, wouldn't it be nice to make a bigger hole for him?" A Miao continued with a smile, "Wouldn't it be good to put it on the street as a trash can? It can also contribute to society. "

"You are about the same as them!!" A Liang complained crazily, and then his tone changed, and he said earnestly, "At this time, we should educate our children and talk to them!"

"No, it's not right to leave the heart-to-heart talk to the child to the mother at this time!" Kondo, who didn't know when the time would come, stood in front of everyone with his hands folded, "Compared to the mother, the relationship between an adolescent daughter and her father is more important. Better. So, leave it to me as the father at this time! Miss A Miao!"

"Ah! Orangutan!!" A Miao shouted while using a straight punch, or rather a collapse punch, hitting Kondo right in the face. The latter flew straight out like a cannonball and fell into within the walls.

"Ah, it's really dangerous. I keep seeing strange wild gorillas recently. The world is not peaceful." A Miao patted her chest with a sigh on her face.

"What kind of injustice is this!" A Liang shouted, "And that's not a gorilla, it's Kondo-san!"

A Miao didn't listen at all.

At this moment, the excited voice of the waiter came from the booths of Songping Gong and Ayin not far away.

"Five bottles of Champagne King, please!"

Afterwards, everyone sighed as they looked at A Yin's booth where the champagne tower was set up.

"What a waste, all the wine was spilled." Gintoki sighed as he stared at the spilled wine.

"How to drink in nightclubs." A Miao explained.

Looking at Songping who was standing on the table blowing a bottle and the little girls surrounding the table cheering him on, Ah Liang was a little discouraged, "Five bottles in one breath, there is no chance of winning now."

"Odds? Do you want to beat him?" Gintoki leaned on the sofa nonchalantly, "Don't worry, as long as you give me an 8:2 ratio of water to soju, and give this idiot a bottle of Chinese Erguotou, we will definitely drink it. It’s even higher than them!”

"This is not a competition, who wants to have such a sad competition..." Hasegawa quickly replied.

"Isn't it this? Is it a drinking competition?" Gintoki asked doubtfully, and then smiled relaxedly, "Then there is no need to worry, Jiang Cheng can drink an entire army by himself! He will never lose. !”

"Hey? Jiang Chengsang can drink so well?" A Miao exclaimed.

"Yeah," Gintoki nodded, "But you can only drink Chinese liquor, any other wine will make you drunk with just one drop."

"What kind of setting is this!" A Liang complained.

"By the way, where did that idiot go?" At this time, Yincai discovered that Jiang Cheng was missing again.

"Where are you looking..." Ah Liang pointed at Jiang Cheng who had slipped into A Yin's booth. At this time, Jiang Cheng was exchanging bus glasses with Song Ping, standing on the table and drinking wine with their arms around each other.

Set the time back to three minutes ago.

"Uncle, what a coincidence." Jiang Cheng said hello to Songping Gong who was drinking at the table.

"Oh, it's you!" Mr. Songping suddenly remembered, "What an adventure! Thank you very much for your help last time. In order to express my gratitude, I'm treating you today! You can drink whatever you want!"

"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng was a little unbelievable.

"Of course it's true!" Mr. Matsudaira continued, "But I can only attack the wine. If you attack my lovely babies, I won't let you off lightly~"

The above is the whole process. Of course, Ayin strongly objected in the middle, but the other girls unanimously agreed. Being outnumbered, Ayin had no choice but to agree.

"Hey, he's completely integrated into it!" Hasegawa reminded, "He's already having fun!"

"That traitor!" Gintoki said angrily, "You didn't even take me with you!!"

"That's not it! Is this just what you're angry about?! Is the reason why you're angry just because I didn't take you with me?!" A Liang started the crazy complaining mode.

"Then, let's come too! Just pretend to be acquaintances and sneak in for a drink! No problem!" As he said that, Gintoki had already stood up, with a solemn look on his face, "Young guys! Follow me!"

Gintoki didn't notice that Miao's face was getting darker and darker. The result was...

Jiang Cheng sat down on A Miao's booth again, but the slight difference was that there was still half a bottle of wine on the back of Jiang Cheng's head. As for who smashed it, there was no need to know.

Gintoki on the side has been beaten unconscious. There is no need to know who beat him.

"Ah, who could be so careless as to smash the wine bottle on someone else's head?" Jiang Cheng sighed, and pulled out the bottle from the back of his head, and blood spurted out instantly.

"That's not it! Blood is spurting out from behind you!" Ah Liang shouted.

"Is this it?" Jiang Cheng looked indifferent, then took out two band-aids from his arms and put them directly on the back of his head, "Isn't this okay?"

"Is it really possible? It looks so serious..." Ah Liang looked at the back of Jiang Cheng's head, where the bleeding had stopped, in disbelief.

"Isn't it normal in the animation?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Ah Liang, "No matter what the injury is, put a band-aid on it and it will be as if nothing is wrong."

"That's what I say...but does it really not matter? Don't you need to go to the hospital to take a CT scan or something?"

"It doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng waved his hand with an indifferent look on his face, "At least I still have some confidence in the hardness of my head. After all, Gintoki and I have gone through very rigorous training."

"Exercise?" Ah Liang asked doubtfully.

"Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng was a little helpless, "Then let me demonstrate it to you personally."

With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and looked for a suitable victim next to him. When he saw Hasegawa, his eyes lit up and he instantly came behind Hasegawa and stretched out his hand, "Look~"

After a crisp knocking sound, A Liang stopped thinking when he looked at Hasegawa, who had sunk into the floor with only one head left and fainted.

"Anyway, it's this kind of training. Gintoki and I have gone through it countless times since we were young." Jiang Chengyu said earnestly.

"This can't be considered exercise at all! It's just being beaten, right?" Ah Liang retorted with his veins popping out.

Jiang Cheng looked indifferent, as if he couldn't hear A Liang's words at all, and dug out Hasegawa who had fainted. And put it on the sofa.

"I really can't drink enough. I got drunk after just a little bit." Jiang Cheng sighed.

"Hey, you are such an irritating person! Have you forgotten everything a few seconds ago?!" A Liang roared, then looked at A Miao with a look of embarrassment on his face, "A Miao, in the end What should we do? Let alone victory, two of our players have already died!"

"Victory? What victory?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

Later, after Ah Liang's explanation, Jiang Chengcai finally understood.

"I see, that's it. Competition is very fierce no matter what industry you are in." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, then looked at A Miao with an apology on his face, "I'm really sorry, if it's normal, it would be fine. I’ll help you, but this month’s wallet is indeed a bit tight. Yueyue is very tight on my money. But!”

"But?" Ah Liang said.

"Isn't it just about work? It's not a big deal," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "I really can't change my job and go to Yoshihara. Yueyue has been complaining that Baihua's workload is too heavy and there are no new people. But I I believe A Miao will be able to complete Baihua’s work brilliantly.”

"Hakuhua? What is that?"

"Works like being a woman's guardian angel, dealing with men who are entangled, etc." Jiang Cheng explained.

"Huh? Is there still such a job?!" Ah Liang was a little unbelievable.

"Of course, I believe that with A Miao's ability, she will be able to complete the task perfectly." Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki, who was still fainting, nodded and continued.

"Although it's a bit presumptuous, what kind of jobs do you specifically refer to when dealing with troublesome men?" A Liang continued to ask.

"Cut off the limbs or cut off the lifeblood or something like that. To be honest, I don't know for sure. After all, Yueyue has always been in charge of it." Jiang Cheng dug his ears with a casual look on his face.

"This is not the right way to handle it!"

"You're right!" Kondo, who had dug himself off the wall at some point, appeared in front of A Miao again, folded his hands and nodded, "I will not agree to Miss A Miao going to work in that kind of place! No husband would allow his wife to work in that kind of place!"

"Ah! Orangutan!" A Miao exclaimed and punched again.

Looking at Kondo who was beaten down, and A Miao who was still punching Kondo in the face, Jiang Cheng said to A Liang, "Look, it fits well, right?"

"Ah...yes..."

…

"Miss A Miao, stop beating me..." Kondo said with his face covered.

"Ah! The orangutan has spoken!" A Miao was so frightened that she pushed back a few steps. Just when Kondo thought A Miao was about to stop, A Miao positioned herself and rushed over again.

"This planet belongs to humans!" A Miao stepped on Kondo's stomach with a powerful Vajra leg...

"Ah ah ah ah ah--!!!"