Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Yoshi, that's it for today! Dismissed."

After being forcibly dragged by Yue Yong to patrol Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng lazily announced.

"It's time to dismiss you! Baihua's work has just begun, okay?" Yue Yong scolded.

"It's up to you, I'm going back first," Jiang Cheng yawned and said lazily, "Go back and take a nap first."

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and left, but he suddenly stopped after taking two steps. He turned around and smiled at the Baihua members and said, "You have to work harder."

"Oh!" all Baihua members replied.

This kind of awe-inspiring momentum really shocked Yamazaki in the team.

…

"Really, it's like this every day, and I'm almost bored to death." Jiang Cheng complained, "I also want to sleep until I wake up naturally~"

At this time, Jiang Cheng was sitting on a chair in front of a shop selling oden in Yoshiwara.

Every morning at nine o'clock, Jiang Chengcheng would be woken up by Yue Yong, and then dragged around Yoshihara, shouting "Come on" to the wandering girls. After about ten o'clock, Jiang Chengcai will be released by Yue Yong.

At this time, Jiang Cheng would eat something at the oden restaurant downstairs, and after eating, he would go upstairs to sleep or play games.

By the way, Jiang Cheng also proposed opening this oden shop. The proprietress of the oden shop was a wandering girl who didn't want to accept any more customers.

"Don't say that, Jiangcheng-sama, Dr. Yueyong is also here for Yoshihara." The landlady placed a piece of oden next to Jiangcheng.

"Madam Boss, you are as energetic as ever today." Jiang Cheng said seriously as he looked at the plump figure on the Boss Lady's chest when she bent over.

"You are joking like this again, Jiangcheng-sama." The proprietress replied with a light smile without any thought.

"No, no, it's really super energetic. It must have a G!" Jiang Cheng looked at it carefully before replying seriously.

"No, I have a lot of H in my body!" the proprietress puffed up her chest and replied with pride.

"H!" Jiang Cheng just picked up the tea cup and took a sip. After hearing this sentence, he sprayed directly, and then showed a sigh on his face, "My niece is already fourteen years old, and the result is still the same as the cliff. I'm worried I’m worried that she will still be like this when she grows up.”

"As a woman, you don't have to worry too much about Jiang Chengsama's transformation." The landlady replied with a smile.

"What if I can't get married in the future? My personality is already extremely bad, and with that mediocre figure... maybe I'll inherit that bald man's bald head..." At this point, Jiang Cheng suddenly stood up. Get up, "No! We must reform Kagura-chan! Even if her personality cannot be changed, at least make up for the missing nutrients!"

Just when Jiang Cheng looked solemn and worried about Kagura's future, Kagura had already rushed in front of Jiang Cheng.

"I'll fight!" Kagura jumped up and knocked Jiang Cheng over.

"Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here," Jiang Cheng stood up, rubbing his head, and turned to look at Kagura, "What's wrong? Why do you have time to come to my uncle today?"

"Who are you talking about?" Kagura yelled with gritted teeth, "I heard Aru from the gate!"

After saying that,

Kagura sat directly where Jiang Cheng had just been, picked up the oden that Jiang Cheng hadn't had a chance to eat, and ate it in big gulps.

"Isn't it obvious at a glance?" Jiang Cheng muttered, and then his eyes unconsciously glanced at a certain part of the landlady beside him, and then compared it with Kagura beside him, "Sure enough, it still needs to be touched up."

"Patch up!" Kagura scolded, then pointed at the proprietress and shouted, "If I wait two more years, I will definitely become a more majestic Aru than this!"

"This is more difficult..." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, "By the way, how is the natural curl? It must be pretty miserable, right?"

Yamazaki, who was hiding not far away and was eavesdropping, couldn't help but prick up his ears when he heard this. 【Pretty miserable? what happened? Is it because of this incident? ! 】 Yamazaki thought secretly in his heart.

"My sister-in-law's attack was very measured, Aru. It's just a broken rib." Kagura replied while eating, "Gin-chan is still recovering from her injuries at my sister-in-law's place."

【Sister head? Are you referring to Shin Bachi-kun's sister? But why...] Yamazaki secretly wondered.

"That's not measured at all..." Jiang Cheng replied with black lines on his head. Then, Jiang Cheng thought of the horror of how he and Gintoki were dominated by Yue Yong and A Miao a few days ago, and couldn't help but shudder, "It's completely I just want to beat them to death! Isn’t it just that they were not allowed to appear? As for being so cruel? If you have the ability to go directly to the author of the fight about this kind of thing!"

"Ah, regarding this, the eldest sister is researching Aru, a device that can travel through dimensions, but I don't quite understand Aru." Kagura replied casually.

"Does she really want to do this..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then sighed and looked at Kagura, "What about you? Why are you here at this time?"

After finishing the oden, Kagura stretched out her greasy little hands and said, "Pocket money Aru."

"Pocket money?" Jiang Cheng replied with black lines on his head, "If I remember correctly, didn't I just give it to you yesterday? Have I lost my memory?"

Kagura remained unmoved, still staring straight at Jiang Cheng with a pair of big, watery eyes.

Finally, Jiang Cheng was defeated. He reached into his arms and fumbled for his wallet, "I only give you one. This month's quota is gone. Let's wait until next month..."

Before he finished speaking, Kagura took the lead and snatched the wallet that Jiang Cheng had just taken out from his arms. He cheered and ran away quickly. Only Jiang Cheng, who had not reacted, was left on the spot.

"Hey! I can only take one!" Jiang Cheng shouted after Kagura, "The remaining uncles still have to buy games!"

"Uncle Aru should also graduate from the game!" Kagura shouted without looking back.

Of course, in the end, Jiang Cheng found his wallet. Of course, it was just a wallet, and the money in it had been secretly transferred by Kagura.

"Forget it." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, put away his wallet, and smiled softly as he watched Kagura running further and further away.

Kagura is going to play with Princess Chengye today, and Jiang Cheng has already investigated this matter. There is nothing wrong with children playing together and getting some pocket money. Moreover, it’s not like he didn’t hide his private money.

…

Not far away, Yamazaki was hiding in the dark and observing secretly.

"They look like ordinary uncles and nieces. I don't know why the deputy chief asked me to investigate." Yamazaki sighed softly and said to himself, "It must be because the boss was with Captain Okita last time. The reason why the deputy commander is still angry now is due to the fact that he was punished. So, this is... a personal vendetta? "

Just when Yamazaki was thinking wildly, a hand patted Yamazaki on the shoulder, which shocked him.

"Hey, newcomer, what are you doing?" Miss Baihua asked doubtfully.

"Ah, nothing." Yamazaki turned around and defended hurriedly.

"There's nothing..." Miss Baihua obviously didn't believe it, and then followed Yamazaki's line of sight and looked over...

[Should it be directly exposed? ! ] Yamazaki's face was covered in sweat.

"Isn't that Jiang Chengsama?!" Miss Baihua replied, and then looked at Yamazaki again, "Newcomer, you..."

"These are all orders from the deputy commander! I personally don't want to come at all!" Yamazaki quickly knelt down and lowered his head and shouted.

"Deputy Commander's order? What is that?" Miss Baihua asked doubtfully, and then helped Yamazaki, "I'm not talking about this, but... you are too cunning, right? You actually peeked by yourself, remember this next time Take us with you too!”

"this one?!"

After ignoring Yamazaki's complaints, Miss Baihua secretly glanced in the direction of Jiang Cheng. Miss Baihua's face was flushed with honey, "You're handsome, aren't you? That smile."

"Ah, yes." Yamazaki replied quickly, but he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, "It seems that he was not exposed." 】

"But why does everyone like Jiang Chengsang...sama so much?" Yamazaki asked doubtfully.

"That's because..." Miss Baihua hesitated, "Forget it, you will understand one day. Patrol quickly, otherwise the leader will be angry."

After saying that, Miss Baihua turned around and left, and Yamazaki quickly chased after her. But I was still full of doubts.

…

Baihua's work usually takes place at night, and during the day it is just a symbolic patrol, but at night is when the real flower of Baihua blooms.

Yamazaki was shocked when he saw the decisive and ruthless skills shown by the members of Hyakuhana when facing those men who tried to disrupt Yoshiwara's rules and cause trouble.

[If it is discovered that I am an undercover agent, I will definitely be dealt with! 】

Yamazaki thought with a cold sweat on his face.

"What's wrong? It's your first time facing such a bloody scene, so are you a little uncomfortable?" Miss Baihua next to Yamazaki asked with concern.

"Yeah, a little bit." Yamazaki replied with twitching corners of his mouth, but he was roaring in his heart: "Not a little bit at all!" Even the bureau doesn't have this method of dealing with prisoners! The hands can be cut whenever they want, and the third leg can be cut whenever they want. It has become a restricted work! 】

"It's okay. You'll get used to it over time." Miss Baihua comforted her, "And there are only a few such blind men who dare to cause trouble in Yoshiwara."

"Hey, hey." Yamazaki replied, but he was still roaring in his heart: "It's impossible!" How do you get used to it? ! Will you have nightmares at night? ! I can’t get used to it at all! 】

Looking at the mosaic in the pool of blood on the ground, Yamazaki finally couldn't help but turn around and support the wall and vomited.

"Spit it out, you'll get used to it," Miss Baihua patted Yamazaki's back thoughtfully.

"Thank you..." After vomiting, Yamazaki turned around and said gratefully, but just after he finished speaking, he saw the pile of mosaics again and couldn't help but vomited again, Σ_(???"∠)vomit...

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