Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Haha, why don't you say nothing?" Jiang Cheng smiled and walked up to Di Leiya, looking at Di Leiya who still lowered his head and showed no reaction, "That...SpiderMan."

"That's not SpiderMan! It's Leia, Jiang Chengsama!" Miss Baihua reminded at the side.

"No, no, no, the ability to pull out spider silk without knowing when is exactly the same as SpiderMan." Jiang Cheng turned around and waved his hands, explaining helplessly, "Maybe it's because he ran to the wrong set. Maybe."

"It's not like that at all! He doesn't look like the kind of person who jumps around high-rise buildings in tight clothes!" Miss Baihua complained crazily.

"No, maybe SpiderMan is like this after taking off his tights." Jiang Cheng replied.

"No!" Miss Baihua shouted, "I have said it several times! That is Baihua's previous leader, Di Leiya! He is the master of leader Yueyong!"

"Jiraiya?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, then stretched out a finger and shook it, "No, no, no, Jiraiya doesn't look like this at all! His hair should be white!"

(ps: The Japanese pronunciations of Direa and Jiraiya are similar)

"Is the only thing you care about is your hair?!" Miss Baihua complained again, "That face doesn't look like that perverted uncle, does it?"

"That's right," Jiang Cheng looked at Di Leiya's face and nodded, "but maybe it's a transformation technique."

"How is this possible!" Miss Baihua collapsed.

"It makes sense," Jiang Cheng smiled and turned his head again, looking at Di Leiya, "But he is really tough-talking. He still doesn't say anything to this extent. He is worthy of Baihua from the previous generation. Leader. In fact, I really hate using this method. Although I don’t know you, but...after all, I am that guy’s master. I really can’t do it..."

"Hmph," Dilea finally raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with a ferocious expression, "Is my work easy to use?"

"Work? Nani's work?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "Is it your ruined face? This is really scary. If there is a haunted house in Yoshiwara, I will recommend you to work. I believe even without makeup It can make children cry."

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh hahaha..." Direa started laughing, "I never thought that Yoshihara would be handed over to someone like you one day."

"No, no, no, it's just an agent," Jiang Cheng retorted, "After all, it's Mr. Fengxian's request. I still respect the elderly and care for the young. But... all I want to ask now is..."

After a pause, Jiang Cheng's tone changed slightly, "Where did you get the news? The news that Boss Fengxian is no longer in Yoshiwara? Also, why does a person who died once come back here?"

"You...do you want to protect Yoshihara?" Direa did not answer, but asked this question.

"Protect?" Jiang Cheng stood there and thought for a moment, then raised his head and replied, "If you insist on saying so, it's okay. Protect your temporary nest."

"It's just you?" DiLea laughed, "Is it just that way of holding back your hand? You had so many opportunities to kill me at that time, but you always held back.

Stay away from me, the enemy who wants to really kill you. "

"So, haven't you already said it? I still respect the old and love the young," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "After all, you look really miserable. With that face, you must be living in pain." Is it? Being pointed at by others on the roadside, even if you laugh, it will frighten the children, right? I still understand the simple truth that people can’t break things.”

"You really are a man who talks to himself. With your half-hearted character, you can't protect anything." Di Leiya chuckled and then raised his head, staring directly at Jiang Cheng's face, "Besides, you Should you understand that feeling? From your eyes, you can see the regret, pain, and unwillingness. The look in your eyes that betrays you..."

"Ha~" Jiang Cheng twisted his neck and yawned, then turned his head and said to the two Baihua ladies, "This person... was he a speech teacher before? Hearing this made me feel a little sleepy. .”

"No, I am a practical teacher." Miss Baihua replied.

"Really? Then why is there so much nonsense?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"I don't know." Miss Baihua replied.

"This is a bit difficult to handle. I have absolutely no patience for people who talk a lot of nonsense." Jiang Cheng said distressedly, "Besides..."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Di Leiya's face again, "This face is too scary! You don't want to listen to what he said when you see this face! By the way, why do you want to kill half of your face?" Is it like this? Did the plastic surgery fail?"

Without waiting for Direya's answer, Jiang Cheng nodded and continued with a serious face: "But don't worry! I know a very good plastic surgeon! I guarantee that he can make you look like Oguri Shun! So, be optimistic. ! Don’t distrust the people around you just because of this face! Live optimistically!”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng took out a business card from his arms and handed it to Di Leiya, saying, "You want it very much? Now there is a chance. As long as you can tell all the information you got from there, this The business card is yours! And not only that, as long as you state my name, you can get a 30% discount! Yes, it’s a 30% discount!”

"How could he be interested in that kind of thing!" Miss Baihua complained with rolled eyes.

"Ah? This should be the thing he needs most, right?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "And that's 30% off! A real 30% off! It's very special that the original price was three hundred yuan but the price suddenly increased to one thousand yuan. , the kind of supermarket promotional products sold to you for 300 yuan in the name of a 30% discount are different!"

"What kind of metaphor is this!" Miss Baihua complained, "And no matter how you look at it, he is not someone who is interested in that kind of thing!"

"Aren't you interested?" Jiang Cheng scratched his head, his face a little troubled, but then he had an idea and took out a hair salon membership card from his arms, "What about this! This is the barber shop I often go to. Oh! All hairstyles can satisfy you! And this is a VVVVVIP member! Not only can you get a 30% discount on haircuts, but you can also enjoy a one-hour massage service and free beard and nose hair trimming! The most important thing is that it can enjoy Five times the points! At the end of the year, you can use your points to enjoy a lottery, and the first prize is the most popular limited edition FPS game!"

As he said that, Jiang Cheng's face showed a look of difficulty in giving up, "Although this is really important to me, if you can tell me everything, I will bear the pain and give it to you!"

"You are the only one who is interested in that kind of thing!" Miss Baihua said in a broken voice.

"No, it's impossible for men not to be interested in this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng retorted seriously, "No one can pretend that nothing is wrong with the temptation of free massages and free trimming of nose hair and beard. ! If you don’t believe it, look, this person is already trembling with desire.”

"Obviously I'm so angry that you're shaking, right?" Miss Baihua shouted.

"No, I want it so much that I tremble!" Jiang Cheng retorted, then sighed softly and continued: "What an amazing man. He can still resist these two temptations. Even I have to admire him. This man’s perseverance, but…”

"I can't help but you can still bear it when you see this!" As he said, Jiang Cheng took out a Chinese restaurant membership card from his arms again, "This is a top VIP card for the best Chinese restaurant in Edo. ! Not only can you enjoy delicious food at a 30% discount, but you can still get 5 times the points! The first prize in the end-of-year points lottery is a set of VR game equipment! It’s the kind of game equipment that can be immersed in the scene by wearing glasses! PS: Even I like this No, because the price was too expensive, Yueyue refused.”

"What's wrong? Are you so shocked that you can't speak?" Jiang Cheng snorted, "But you don't have to hold back! Just say it if you want! We are all men, and I will not look down on you!"

"Why does Jiang Chengsama think that everyone likes the things he likes..." A Baihua girl complained softly to another Baihua girl.

"All men are actually pretty much the same," another Baihua lady replied in a low voice, "Besides, it's possible that Di Leiya really wants it. Didn't you realize that he never said that from the beginning? A word? Maybe it’s because I want it so much that I can’t speak.”

"How is that possible! Do you even think so?!"

"I'm really not good at things like torture anymore. I only learned this method after asking a friend in the police agency. It seems like an iron rod and marshmallows? Anyway, I don't understand it." Jiang Cheng dismissed. He curled his lips and explained.

"It's the whip with sugar!" Miss Baihua corrected.

"I see, there is still such a saying." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.

"That's how it was said! You just remembered it wrong!"

"Huh? Is that so?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"I don't want to complain anymore..." Miss Baihua muttered while holding her forehead.

"Whether it's marshmallows or lollipops," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, "I think the candies I gave are sweet enough, why doesn't this man treat them too?"

"You need to mix the whip with sugar, right?" Miss Baihua replied, "And yours can't be called sugar at all!"

"No, no, no, this is already too sweet for me!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Jiang Chengsama, not all men like what you like." Miss Baihua replied with a sigh.

"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, then looked at the two membership cards in his hand, "Is there anyone who doesn't like these things?!"

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