Maybe a Fake Gintama

Late at night, Yoshihara.

"Excuse me, I'm delivering pizza from Ninren." Quan Zang shouted outside the window of Jiang Cheng's room, holding a pile of pizza.

"Ah, are you finally here?" Jiang Cheng tiptoed to the window and took about dozens of boxes of pizza from the takeaway guy outside the window.

"Guest, can you finish ordering so much at once?" Quan Zang said casually after passing the pizza to Jiang Cheng.

"Ah, it's you!" Jiang Cheng finally recognized Quan Zang. It's not Jiang Cheng's fault. Quan Zang's face was blocked just now.

"Ah, it turns out it's you!" Quanzang also reacted, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng's house, "Did you originally live in a place like this? Oh, by the way, can you borrow the toilet? I have some I couldn’t bear it anymore.”

"Ah, you are free to do as you like." Jiang Cheng replied in a low voice, "But keep your voice down, I'm currently on lockdown. If Yueyue finds out that I'm secretly ordering pizza in the middle of the night, I'll definitely be furious!"

"Oh, I know." Quan Zang replied in a low voice, then jumped into Jiang Cheng's room through the window and walked straight to the toilet nearby.

…

"Are you obsessed with this kind of thing?" Quan Zang asked, looking at Jiang Cheng who was eating pizza and playing games.

"Are you looking down on FPS games?!" Jiang Cheng turned around and shouted, but as soon as he finished speaking, he realized that his voice was a bit loud, "Ah, I forgot, I should have lowered my voice."

"But then again, is this your part-time job? Didn't you use to deliver express delivery?" Jiang Cheng turned his head again and stared at the computer screen, and asked casually.

"I'm a ninja," Quanzang explained with a chuckle. "If a samurai is compared to a dog, then a ninja is a cat. Dogs follow their masters with loyalty, faith, and benevolence. For their masters, they will not hesitate to sacrifice themselves. life. They get happiness from their beautiful way of life, but once they lose their owner, they can easily lose their way."

"But cats are different. As long as they are given food, no matter what kind of owner they are, they will stick to it. In our way of life, there is neither beauty nor ugliness. All we have is...the persistence of our own ninjutsu. Only by sublimating one's ninjutsu to absolute beauty can it bring us the highest joy."

After Quan Zang finished speaking, he noticed that Jiang Cheng was still staring at the computer screen.

"Hey, did you hear that? Did you listen to me?" Quan Zang cursed.

"Huh? What did you say just now?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "Ah, I almost forgot. There is money under the insole of the shoes at the door. Get it yourself. I don't have any money to spare."

"I really... don't know how to complain," Quanzang said helplessly. At the same time, he stood up and walked to the door of Jiang Cheng's room. He pinched his nose and took out the money from Jiang Cheng's shoes that exuded an ominous smell.

"I put the change in your shoes for you," Quan Zang shouted.

"Oh, I understand." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Then I'm leaving. I just received another order." With that said, Quan Zang turned around and walked towards the window and jumped out.

"Oh," Jiang Cheng replied casually, but suddenly remembered that he still needed to find Quan Zang for something, so he quickly stood up and ran to the window, but after glancing outside the window, he realized that Quan Zang was nowhere to be found. , "I actually forgot about the real thing,

Really. "

"Forget it, I can only wait until next time," Jiang Cheng said to himself, then walked to the computer again and sat down, "I'd better continue my gaming career now!"

…

The next day.

"Huh? A girl who can predict the future?" Jiang Cheng looked at Nichirin sitting in the wheelchair with disbelief, "There must be a limit to deceiving people, okay? Do I look like a fool?"

"This is real," Ri Lun didn't pay attention to Jiang Cheng's words, stretched out a finger and explained with a smile, "That girl is A Guo, who is known as [Celestial Vision]. I heard that she has practiced yin and yang divination since she was a child. Through various divination techniques such as divination and I-Ching fortune-telling, she can accurately predict any event, just like a revelation from heaven. She is a witch known as a [prodigy]."

"I'm not a child like Haruta," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I'd rather save this kind of story for when I'm putting Haruta to sleep."

"I don't need to be coaxed to sleep now!" Haruta, who was immersed in eating at the side, shouted, "I think it's Brother Jiang Cheng who needs to be coaxed to sleep!"

"When you encounter something you don't believe, can't you just go and verify it yourself?" Sun Samsara said, "You can find out if it's true or false, right?"

"No, I'm not interested at all." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Also, I'm not interested at all in the future. Living in the present is the most important thing!"

"Perhaps we can detect your future wife, and even how many children you have." Nichiwa continued, "Also, if you are so uninterested, do you already know your future?"

"If it can really be measured, I would like to know when the game company that often bounces tickets will release the game I'm looking forward to. Tickets have been bounced several times!" Jiang Cheng said resentfully, ignoring it. The second half of Yue Yong's sentence.

"You can't become a good man if you focus on that kind of thing." Hinawa replied with a smile.

"What does it matter," Jiang Cheng replied casually, then showed a serious look on his face and said, "A man should always maintain a childlike innocence!"

"Being addicted to that kind of thing is not keeping a childlike innocence, it's just a simple otaku." Hinawa continued, then looked at Haruta seriously, and said seriously: "Haruta, don't be such a man. Learn it, otherwise my mother will be very distressed."

"Don't worry! Mom!" Haruta raised her face and replied seriously.

"Tch~" Jiang Cheng said, then lowered his head again and enjoyed his lunch.

But what Jiang Cheng didn't know was that the few Baihua ladies outside the door listened to everything Rilun said...

…

"Hey, have you heard? Doctor Nichirin said there is a kid who can predict the future!"

"Really?!"

"How could what Dr. Nichirin said be wrong!"

"You said that if you find her and ask her to figure out Jiang Chengsama's future wife..."

"What a great idea!"

"But what should we do if we do figure it out?"

"Do you still have to ask? Of course I will kill it on the spot!"

A group of Baihua ladies gathered together and were whispering.

"Hey, what are you doing sneaking around here?" Jiang Cheng came up behind this group of warblers at some point, picked his ears and asked casually.

"Ah! Nothing!" A Baihua girl quickly explained.

"Search, search, search!" The rest of the ladies also echoed.

"Do you think I can believe it?!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "I can hear your voices clearly from ten meters away!"

"I'm just a little curious..." a young lady explained.

"What's so curious about that kind of thing? It must be a bluff anyway." Jiang Cheng said casually, "Can you stop thinking about what is there and what is not? Don't think that you can be lazy because Yue Yong is on vacation."

Yes, Yue Yong is on vacation today. Of course, it is a passive vacation. After Ri Lun's persuasion, Yue Yong agreed to give herself a day off. Then, Yue Yong didn't show up from morning until now.

"The leader is not around, but Jiang Chengsama is still so serious~" a young lady complained.

"That's right."

"Then you can't blame me, right?" Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Yueyue threatened me with next month's funds."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," the young lady replied, "because my bankbook is already shared with Jiang Chengsama as a couple~"

"mine too."

"And I."

"Me too."

All Baihua members agreed.

"You guys..." Jiang Cheng didn't know what to say, but then he suddenly thought of something and asked, "How is that man?"

"Still saying nothing, clamoring to see the leader." Miss Baihua reported, "And according to Jiang Chengsama's order, the leader has not been informed that the man has been captured and imprisoned by us."

"Ah, that's good." Jiang Cheng replied, "It's better not to let Yueyue know about it for now, but it's really a headache. How on earth are we going to deal with this man?"

"Of course it was dealt with directly."

"That's not right. After all, he is the leader's master..."

"But you can't just ignore it, right?"

"Deal with some..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Well, let's wait until the right time and let Yueyue decide. Really, dead people can still show up, it will really cause trouble for people. It's still Let me go see him first and lead the way.”

"Hi!"

…

Yoshihara, in a remote house.

Di Leiya, Yue Yong's master, was imprisoned here. It's a coincidence that one day Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshihara from outside at night, and he happened to meet him.

Jiang Cheng only felt a little concerned. After all, he felt a sense of crisis from this man. Then, Jiang Cheng followed the man and secretly heard some news.

During the conversation, Jiang Cheng heard that this man was trying to secretly control Yoshihara's drug business. Jiang Cheng actually hated drugs very much. After Jiang Cheng came to Yoshihara, all drugs in Yoshihara were banned.

Therefore, Jiang Cheng took action immediately.

However, it has to be said that Di Leiya's strength cannot be underestimated, and he is indeed Yue Yong's master. Jiang Cheng fought fiercely with him for a long time before he was able to capture the opponent alive even though his whole body was injured.

Later, Jiang Cheng secretly imprisoned him. He was originally going to let Yue Yong handle it, but he learned from the other party that this man was Master Yue Yong... Therefore, Jiang Cheng hid it.

In addition, the reason why Jiang Cheng was banned was because Yue Yong found that Jiang Cheng came back with injuries, so he was banned by Yue Yong.

"Hey, are you still alive?" Jiang Cheng walked into the house and shouted looking at Di Leiya who was tied to the pillar.

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