Maybe a Fake Gintama

"You are..." Jiang Cheng murmured, and then compared the ID photo in his hand again, "You are the virgin of the Shinsengumi!"

"No, it's not virginity, it's Yamazaki retreat! Yamazaki!" Yamazaki replied.

"Huh? Aren't you a virgin?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"I can't say it's not, it's just that my name is no longer Virgin." Yamazaki explained weakly.

"Huh? The voice is too low," Jiang Cheng replied, "I can't hear what you are saying. Is it a virgin? Can you speak louder?"

"Yes..." Yamazaki replied softly.

"I still didn't hear it clearly~" Jiang Cheng sighed softly and replied, "Sure enough, it was still too quiet."

"I already said yes!" Yamazaki finally couldn't help shouting, "How many times do you want me to say it, you bastard!"

"Yo Xi, then this matter has been clarified," Jiang Cheng nodded and said, then frowned slightly, "There is another question next, please answer it loudly, that is why, the real selection team Will someone come to Yoshiwara and pretend to be Momoka? I'm a little curious, Virgin-kun."

"Ah, this..." Yamazaki started to squirm, "It's very troublesome to summarize, but I have also selectively forgotten the details..."

"Could it be!" Jiang Cheng reacted instantly, and then looked at Yamazaki with sympathy, "Is it because the salary of the Shinsengumi is too low, so he is planning to jump to Yoshihara? I understand, after all, he must have been attracted by that egg yolk Is Jiang Kuangmo squeezing your salary? It doesn’t matter! Now that you’re here in Baihua, work hard! I’ll ask Yue Yong to increase your salary!”

"It's not like that at first glance!" A Baihua girl retorted, "It's definitely a spy at first glance!"

"Spy?" Jiang Cheng shook his head, "No matter how you look at him, he doesn't look like a spy. He has no sense of existence at all."

"It's best to be a spy because you don't have a sense of existence!" Another Baihua girl retorted.

"That makes sense, but you shouldn't make any assumptions unless I admit it. I won't agree with this kind of taking things out of context!" Jiang Cheng nodded and then looked at Yamazaki with a smile on his face, " So, do you want to change jobs or come to be a spy?"

"Well..." Yamazaki swallowed, then showed a forced smile, "Well, I really want to change jobs!"

"See?" Jiang Cheng looked at all the Hyakuhwa members, "I admit that I changed my job, so don't make random guesses about others. So what if they are former members of the Shinsengumi? We can't look at it with colored glasses. Others! Do you understand?!"

"Got it!"×n

"That's what I said, but there is still a little trouble," Jiang Cheng said, showing a little embarrassment on his face, and looked at Yamazaki again, "You... are a man, right? But Baihua's purpose is It only recruits girls...so..."

"So I'm fired?!" Yamazaki said in surprise.

"It might have been like this, but..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand to help Yamazaki up and patted Yamazaki on the shoulder, "You touched me! I decided to give you a chance!"

"Opportunity?" Yamazaki asked doubtfully.

"You're right, it's just an opportunity!" After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at the Baihua members aside, "Take him to a doctor.

Give your body a little makeover. "

"Hashido sack!" Yamazaki shouted hurriedly, "Transform the body? What do you mean? What transformation?"

"Of course it's a gender transformation, what else could it be?" Jiang Cheng replied matter-of-factly, "After all, Baihua's rules can't be broken. Of course, don't worry, this doctor's level is still very high, and he will ensure that you are the first person after surgery. I can get out of bed and do normal activities in two days!”

"Wait!" Yamazaki quickly stopped, "That...that is, what if, what if I am a spy?"

"That's a headache," Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin propped up, and then suddenly thought of something, "You...should have performed missions with Baihua, right? This is the fate of those men who try to disrupt the order of Yoshiwara and cause trouble. The fate of a spy. But don’t worry, didn’t you just admit that you are not a spy?”

"Is there a third option..." Yamazaki asked weakly, "The kind of option where you fire me because I failed the probationary period?"

"No, you performed very well, I'm very satisfied." Yue Yong stepped into Jiang Cheng's door with a cigarette rod in his mouth and said.

"That... what about the fourth option?" Yamazaki swallowed his saliva and continued, "It is the option where you feel that you are not qualified for Baihua's job, so you want to resign..."

"No, I think your ability is fully qualified for Baihua's job." Yue Yong said.

"That... that, that's it..." Yamazaki was searching for any possible excuse, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of any.

"I see," Yue Yong suddenly thought of something, "Do you think Baihua's treatment is a bit too low? Can't compare to the treatment of the Shinsengumi?"

Yamazaki, who was worried that he couldn't find an excuse, didn't care anymore when he heard this, and nodded quickly like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Then tell me about those places where you feel the treatment is not good. You can raise it," Yue Yong continued, "The issue of treatment is not an issue."

"That's..." Yamazaki began to think hard, but even if he racked his brains, Yamazaki couldn't find the problem of Momoka's poor treatment. In any aspect, he was much better than the Shinsengumi.

"Yueyue, don't force him." Jiang Cheng spoke up to relieve Yamazaki.

【But that! Do you want to speak for me? 】When Yamazaki heard this, he was so moved that he was at a loss for words, 【I will definitely spend my whole life thanking you! But that! 】

"He's just shy and humble. Aren't all newcomers who have just entered the workplace like this?" Jiang Cheng said matter-of-factly, and then turned to Yamazaki with a face of encouragement, "Keep it up! Virginity!"

In an instant, Yamazaki was like a deflated balloon.

"So that's it," Yue Yong nodded, and then looked at all the Baihua members, "You should take the new member for surgery quickly! After the operation, she will be an official Baihua member!"

"Hi!"

After responding, the two members of Baihua clamped Yamazaki's arms and prepared to go out.

However, at this critical moment when he was deciding whether to urinate squatting or standing up, Yamazaki finally spoke.

"Um...I'll do it, I'll do it all! Can you let me go?"

"Really?" Yue Yong said lightly, but Yamazaki read an urge to kill himself from Yue Yong's eyes.

But the matter has come to this, and in order to save his [Beep——], he can only take a chance!

"Hi...actually this is what happened..."

…

[Vice Chief, that boss doesn’t seem to be a man I can figure out. There is always a feeling of missing the point in front of him. It's unclear whether he is loved or hated, or maybe both at the same time. 】

[Obviously it will cause trouble to the people around him, but people will unconsciously flock to him. Like the sun? No, it’s not accurate to say the sun. I don’t really know how to say it. But all I can feel is that the smiles shown by those wandering girls when they faced him came from the bottom of their hearts. 】

【Why? You said that's not what you asked? A patriot against the foreigners? I don’t know about this, but... that person must not have thought about such trivial things as anti-foreigner activities. Moreover, the boss himself admitted that he was no longer a patriot against the foreigners. This kind of random speculation about others is not good. This is something I have personally experienced. In the end, I think that person just wanted to see the smiles of those wandering girls. ——Yamazaki retreats. 】

After reading the report submitted by Yamazaki in his hand, Fourteen was stunned for a full minute before he finally couldn't help but threw the report on the table and cursed: "Are you writing a composition?!"

But just after he finished scolding, Fourteen saw a few more sentences on the back of the report.

[ps: Can the injury received this time be considered a work-related injury? 】

"I'm already doing you a favor if I don't let you commit seppuku!" Fourteen scolded.

At this time, Yamazaki, who was wrapped in bandages like a mummy, was lying on the bed in Edo Hospital crying without tears. This was the result of Jiang Cheng's intercession. At least, the limbs, no, the five limbs are not missing.

This is already a blessing...

…

Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong were sitting on the roof enjoying the sun.

"I didn't expect to be infiltrated," Jiang Cheng teased Yue Yong beside him, "And it's in the Baihuali that someone is most proud of~ Tsk tsk tsk~"

"Shut up!" Yue Yong scolded, "And you don't even think about who to blame! Who on earth attracted the attention of the True Selection Team?"

"Ah hahaha, that makes sense," Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and smiled, "But don't worry, those guys are not bad."

"Are you a good judge of people?" Yue Yong's face was full of disbelief, "Also, did you lie today? You have never been a patriot against the foreigners. Such words came out of your mouth easily. If you let me If your comrades who have fought with you know about it, they will definitely feel chilled, right?"

"No, I'm not lying," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "It is true that we have participated in wars before, but I have never admitted that I am a patriot against the foreigners. Also, my purpose in participating in the war has never been to change This country’s lofty goals are simply not suitable for people like me.”

"What's that for?" Yue Yong asked curiously.

"That's right. What is it for?" Jiang Cheng held his chin and thought.

"Are you suffering from Alzheimer's disease?"

"I forgot," Jiang Cheng raised his head and smiled, "Maybe it's really dementia, but if you forget, you just forget."

"Do you think I'm a kid who doesn't understand anything?" Yue Yong complained with rolled eyes.

"That's right. At that time, we were actually like children who didn't understand anything." Jiang Cheng followed Yue Yong's words, then stood up and stretched, "Well, when the game time is up, we won't accompany you. You’re out in the sun.”

"What a strange man." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng's back and chuckled.

(Yamazaki Hidden Yoshihara Chapter, End!)

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