Maybe a Fake Gintama

"That abominable natural volume! He took the lead in living with Miss A Miao. It's absolutely unforgivable!" With that said, Kondo also pulled out his knife and rushed out.

…

Gintoki, who was sleeping in the house, suddenly opened his eyes. He quietly opened the quilt and sat up.

"Did you finally sleep?" Gintoki murmured, "Now I can finally escape! From this hell!"

As for why Gintoki said this, it was of course because when he was recuperating at A Miao's house these past few days, he was cared for (abused) meticulously (and cruelly) by A Miao.

There was never a good spot on his body, but... after a few days, Gintoki felt that he had seen the Santo River in his sleep several times, and almost couldn't help but walk over.

Especially when he was forced to eat several bowls of egg porridge made by A Miao himself every day, the taste... thinking about it, Gintoki felt trembling all over.

"If you want to escape, you have to do it now..." Gintoki said to himself, and then quietly, not daring to make a sound, he slowly opened the quilt, stood up slowly, tiptoed to the door, and began to put on his clothes. clothes and shoes.

"Yoshi, you haven't been found." Gintoki was a little happy, but when he just stepped out of the door, the alarm suddenly sounded, "What's going on!"

But there was no time to think so much, Gintoki immediately ran towards the yard...

"Xinjiang! That natural roll is ready to escape!" A Miao woke up instantly after hearing the alarm bell and shouted loudly toward the door, "Start the fortress mode!"

"Hey, hey..." Xinbaji, who was sleeping in his room, was also awakened. After yawning, he turned around and lay down, rubbed his eyes, fumbled for his glasses and put them on. Immediately afterwards, a small depression appeared on the floor in front of Xin Baji. Without any explanation, Xin Baji pressed the red button in the small groove.

"Ha~" After Xin Baji finished all this, he yawned again and fell asleep holding the pillow.

At the same time, after Xin Baji pressed the button, the entire courtyard became a little different. Countless traps were activated, all exits were sealed, and the entire mansion became a real steel fortress.

"That woman! She actually did this..." Gintoki murmured as he looked at the reinforced door in front of him.

"Ah ha ha ha ha!" A Miao put on her clothes, walked to the door of the room with a long knife, and laughed: "Do you think you can escape? This house has withstood countless stalker intrusions. , and it is heavily armed to prevent the invasion of thieves, and it can now be called a fortress! Not even a mouse can escape from the fortress!"

"Damn it!" Gintoki cursed secretly, but then he heard footsteps behind him, "That's..."

When Gintoki turned his head, he realized that a group of Hyakuka members were shouting and rushing towards him.

"You..." Gintoki thought for two seconds, then his face lit up, "Are you sent by Jiang Cheng to save me?! Has that idiot finally remembered our friendship?!"

"How is this possible!" came the little ape's voice, "They are going to attack you! Yin Sang! Run away quickly!"

"Take action? Escape? What do you mean?" Gintoki asked doubtfully.

"Gintoki, go to hell!" Kondo followed Kozaru and shouted with a knife raised, "How dare you be the first to live with Miss Amiao?

Absolutely unforgivable! "

"Damn it naturally, don't run away!" A group of Baihua members shouted, "Tell us Jiang Chengsama's ideal type before you die!!"

"Jiang Cheng's ideal type? What is that?" Gintoki still didn't understand the situation at this time, but from the expressions of these people, Gintoki also felt that the person who came was evil, and if this continued, his life would be in danger. Therefore, before he had time to react, Gintoki turned around and ran away.

But just after running a few steps, Gintoki found A Miao standing there a few meters in front of him with a smile on his face. If he hadn't been holding a long knife in his hand, he would have thought she was a gentle and virtuous woman.

"This way too..." Gintoki instantly turned and ran in the other direction.

"Shin-chan! SOL! It's time for SOL to appear!" A Miao shouted into the room again.

"Hey, hey..." The half-asleep Shinbachi yawned and got up, pressing another red button in front of him again.

Gintoki, who was running away, suddenly saw his body illuminated by a beam of light, and wherever he ran, the light followed him.

"What is this?" Gintoki asked in confusion, but just as he finished speaking, a laser cannon shot down from the sky.

boom! ! !

After the bombing, only Gintoki, whose face was blackened and turned into an afro, was left.

"This, could it be..." Gintoki raised his head and murmured with cold sweat on his face, "Satellite weapon?!!"

Yes, what Gintoki thought was absolutely correct. In the sky above the earth, a satellite is aimed at this place. The words "SOL740" are marked on the satellite, which must be the model of the satellite. As for why it is called SOL, it is just an abbreviation.

Abbreviation of Sutookaa Punishment Laser.

"Xinjiang! Focus your firepower there!" A Miao shouted again.

"Hi..." As he said this, Shinpachi's fingers began to tap the red button in front of him at a speed that would make Kato Taka kneel down.

…

Looking at the countless bright spots lighting up in the sky, Gintoki was hopeless and ready to give up. At the same time, a group of Hyakuka members, including Kozaru and Kondo, also pounced on Gintoki.

"Ah hahaha..." Gintoki turned around with a look of despair on his face, "Let's all come together. It's good to have company when we cross the Sanzu River..."

"Tell us Jiang Chengsama's ideal type!"

"Yin Sang! I'm here to save you!"

"Gintoki, go to hell!"

boom! ! ! boom! ! ! boom! ! !

…

Yoshihara.

"The weather is really nice," Jiang Cheng rarely slept until he woke up naturally today. After opening his eyes, he sighed, got dressed and walked out of the bedroom.

Just as he arrived at the bedroom, Jiang Chengcheng found all the Baihua members in his living room kneeling on the floor with their heads lowered and not daring to speak. In front of them was Yue Yong, who looked unhappy. Moreover, all Baihua members seemed to be involved in the explosion.

"Hey, hey, what's wrong?" Jiang Cheng approached Yue Yong and asked cautiously, "Did Baihua's dormitory explode? Why did everyone have afros? Or was everyone involved in some explosion while I was sleeping? A case has been filed?"

"Hmph, about this," Yue Yong laughed, and then cursed, "It's all your fault! You bastard!"

"Huh???" Jiang Cheng was confused, "What are you talking about? I just slept for a while and didn't do anything. You can't just take responsibility like this, right?"

"No," Yue Yong murmured while holding her forehead, "Don't let me see you. I will get angry when I see you. I can't restrain my hands. I can't restrain myself from taking out a kunai and stabbing you to death." impulse."

"Hey, this is too much!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "I don't even know what happened, okay!"

"You just kneel here today. When will you reflect and when will you get up?" With that said, Yue Yong stepped out of Jiang Cheng's room door first.

"Hey! Why are you here with me?" Jiang Cheng yelled, "Do you think this is a confessional or an ancestral hall? I can't bear it that you use my room as Baihua's gathering place without authorization, but I really can't bear it this time. Got it!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng was ready to rush out to find Yue Yong to argue, but before he could take a step, two kunai flew in from outside the door and stabbed Jiang Cheng's forehead accurately.

Jiang Cheng rushed to the street...

…

"Hey, what is Sama Jiangcheng's ideal type?" a Baihua girl asked coquettishly.

"Huh? My ideal type?" Jiang Cheng turned around and asked, "Why are you asking this?"

"It's all because of that naturally curly silver hair that made us look like this!" Another Baihua girl said angrily, "It's all his fault for not telling us Jiang Chengsama's ideal type!"

"What on earth did you do while I was asleep..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then sighed softly and continued: "But I can tell you about this."

"Huh?! Really?!"

A group of young ladies immediately surrounded Jiang Cheng.

After clearing his throat, Jiang Cheng put on a solemn expression and said, "My ideal type... in general, there is no such thing."

"how could it be possible?"

"There must be some, right?"

"It must be Jiang Chengsama who doesn't want to tell us."

"Yes, that's right."

"No, there is no more," Jiang Cheng explained with a sigh, "Although I don't know what you did to end up like this, but if you want to know this, it is indeed a bit too much."

"In short, if you don't have it, you won't have it." Jiang Cheng said and stood up, "There are new games waiting for me today! Everyone, see you later!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and prepared to go out with excitement. But just as he reached the door, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and turned around and added: "But that being said, I have a deep appreciation for the beauty of hard work." Everyone who is alive likes it.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng smiled.

"Jiangcheng sama~"

"You're just talking about me!"

"No, it's me!"

A group of Baihua members pushed and shoved themselves in front of Jiang Cheng. At the same time, Yamazaki, who was sitting behind all the Hyakuka members, felt that this was a good opportunity to escape. So, Yamazaki quietly turned around and prepared to slip away. But just after climbing a few steps, Jiang Cheng's voice was suddenly heard again.

"What is this?" Jiang Cheng lowered his body, picked up a book of ID photos, opened it, glanced at it, and murmured: "The Shinsengumi, Yamazaki retired, this is..."

Yamazaki was shocked when he heard this, and quickly touched his pocket, [Tooth white! I accidentally lost my ID photo! 】

At the same time, Yamazaki felt the cold air behind him getting heavier and heavier. Yamazaki's face was covered in cold sweat and he turned his head mechanically.

"Well, listen to my explanation!" Yamazaki shouted at the fierce-looking Baihua members, then knelt down and kowtowed heavily.

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