Maybe a Fake Gintama

The fence of Xinbaji's house.

"Do you still remember the mission content?" Miss Baihua, the leader, asked aloud.

"Capture silver hair with natural curls alive!"

"Ask Jiang Cheng about Sama's ideal type!"

"Yo Xi, it seems that you remember everything very clearly! Then, let's go!" After the leader shouted, he jumped into the yard first.

"Hashido Sack! That's not what the plan is!" Yamazaki shouted, "Didn't it mean asking? Why did it turn into questioning!"

"No, this is because the other party may not answer honestly, so..." Miss Baihua explained.

"This is basically kidnapping!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Stop dilly-dallying, hurry up!" With that said, the leader, Miss Baihua, rushed in with the rest of the ladies.

Only Yamazaki was left on the wall.

[I'm the only one left, so... I can only escape now! ] Yamazaki couldn't help but feel happy when he thought of this, and then turned around and prepared to run away.

But just as he turned around, Yamazaki heard a somewhat familiar cry for help, which was...

…

When Yamazaki came to the yard, he saw a group of Hyakuhua members whispering around the hole of a trap.

"Is that a gorilla?"

"It's obviously an orangutan, right?"

"Why is there an orangutan in the trap?"

"This must be that one, a trap set up to prevent orangutans from intruding."

"Orangutan?" Yamazaki asked doubtfully, and squeezed in. He glanced at the entrance of the cave and saw that at the bottom of the five-meter-deep cave entrance were densely packed sharpened bamboos, and ten centimeters directly above the bamboos were struggling to support themselves. Kondo who let himself fall.

【Why you! ! ] Yamazaki roared in his heart.

"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, just pretend you didn't see this kind of thing." Miss Baihua said.

"That's right. It's better not to worry about it. It's not within the scope of our mission."

"Speaking of which, the current world is really not peaceful. There are wild orangutans breaking into the house at will."

All the members of Baihua said as they prepared to leave.

"Hashido sacks! Please save me!" Kondo shouted. As he spoke, Kondo looked at the two bags of Haagen-Dazs that had turned into corpses. "If this continues, I will end up like those Haagen-Dazs." Das looks exactly the same!"

"Ah, the orangutan has spoken!"

"How scary! Is it a genetic mutation?!"

"Don't worry about it, let's do our serious business quickly, right?"

With that said, a Baihua member was ready to get up and leave.

"Please pull me up quickly!" Kondo shouted, "Oh no, my hands and feet are starting to tremble, like a newborn orangutan."

"It should be Ma Ju!" a Baihua member complained.

"No, no, I was right. I was talking about the mental aspect! No matter who is born, they will feel uneasy!" Kondo shouted.

"It's been nearly thirty years since you were born!" Yamazaki couldn't help but complain.

"That voice...is it Aqi?!" Kondo said excitedly, "Yamazaki, hurry up and save me!"

"No, you heard wrong, I am a reserve member of Baihua, Yamazaki Kaiko!" Yamazaki quickly replied while holding his voice.

"It doesn't matter who it is! Come on, save me!"

Just as Kondo finished shouting, suddenly, a female voice came from behind the members of Baihua again.

"Hmph, you are so naive! Do you think this kind of trap can cut off my feelings for Yin Sang? Miss A Miao." Xiao Yuan said with a chuckle, "If you think about it the other way around, this means you are afraid of me, right? Yes. Are you afraid that I will take Yin Sang away? Yes, that must be the case."

As he said that, the little ape looked at the glasses that fell on the bamboo, "Be optimistic, think optimistically, little ape! If you have even a moment of negative thoughts in this situation, the little ape will be like those glasses. What an end! Little ape!"

At this time, a group of Baihua members finally found the direction from which the sound came.

Not far from the trap that Kondo fell, there was another five-meter-deep trap. The overall layout was exactly the same as Kondo's trap, but the people who fell into it were different.

"Is that a sow?"

"It's obviously a sow, right?"

"Why is there a sow in the trap?"

"This must be that one, a trap set up to prevent sows from breaking in."

A group of Baihua members stood outside the cave entrance and whispered.

"Obviously not!" Yamazaki shouted, "Obviously he is also a stalker! It is obviously a trap set up for stalkers!"

"Is that voice Yin Sang?!" The little ape in a nurse uniform shouted excitedly, "Are you here to save me? Ah, I'm sorry, I wanted to sneak in and greet Yin Sang and take a photo of him. Damn, I didn’t expect it to turn out like this.”

"No! You idiot! Did your glasses fall off and you can't hear clearly?!" Yamazaki cursed.

"Ah! Sure enough, it's Gin-san! The only one who can make me happy is you, Gin-san!" The little ape shouted excitedly again, "I won't be fooled by you! Yin-san!"

"What the hell! Why are the idiots who fall into the trap all annoying idiots?" Yamazaki complained crazily.

"Leave them alone, Tuizi, this is not within the scope of our mission, just pretend you didn't see them." Miss Baihua advised.

"That's right..." Yamazaki replied with the corner of his mouth twitching.

…

"Taizi, why do you want to save these two people?" The leader, Miss Baihua, asked softly in Yamazaki's ear, and then looked at the quarrel between Kozaru and Kondo.

"I just think it might be helpful to our mission." Yamazaki replied softly, "And..."

[No matter what, you can’t just ignore it. Even though it’s an orangutan, it’s still the property of the Shinsengumi. 】 Yamazaki silently added the second half of the sentence in his heart.

"What?! You said that bastard from All Things House and Miss Amiao slept under the same roof?!" Kondo lost his composure when he heard the news from Kozaru, and then Kondo continued to shout with a look of despair. : "Stop joking! Well, isn't this too cunning? I've tried it so many times, and now I'm still sleeping in the bamboo gun room!"

"What, are you backing off like this?" Xiao Yuan replied with a look of disdain, "Are you still a stalker?"

"What did you say! Smelly woman!" Kondo was unhappy upon hearing this.

"Hey, you have already admitted that you are a stalker, you two." Miss Baihua leaned into Yamazaki's ear and whispered softly, "Is this situation really not important? It has become a stalker debate, right? No. Will it affect our plans?"

"You should be thankful that that person still exists in this world. I think you are not passionate enough," Xiao Yuan sneered, and then continued with a face of enthusiasm, "I heard that Yin Sang has It was fine when I had the baby! On the contrary, I was even more excited!"

"I've been screaming like a stalker since just now. It's really rude!" Kondo retorted, "Don't confuse me with you! I just don't know how to fall in love like others. I'm a bit difficult to deal with, and I'm still haunted. A little bit."

"That's called a stalker." The leader, Miss Baihua, raised her hand and interjected.

"But then again, who are you?" Xiaozao's expression changed, he took out a kunai from his arms, and looked at the Hyakuhua members with a wary expression, "Could it be that you are here because of Gin-san? Really?! But you have no chance!"

"What are you talking about?! How could you come here for a man like that!" The leader, Miss Baihua, also took out a kunai and cursed, "Our hearts all belong to Echeng-sama!"

"Humph, you are quite capable," Xiao Yuan chuckled and continued, "But your love cannot compare to my love! My love with Yin Sang has long surpassed the love between you and that dead otaku. !”

"What did you say?! You sow!" All the Baihua ladies took out their kunai and cursed with fierce looks on their faces.

"Only Yin Sang can meow a sow! I am Yin Sang's exclusive sow!" Xiao Yuan announced with a proud look, "Maybe you don't understand, right? This is Yin Sang's pet name for me!"

"How is that possible! Are you just a sex fanatic?" A Baihua girl scolded with her eyes rolled.

"What's wrong with Dou M?! What's wrong with turning into Dou M for love?!" Xiao Yuan retorted, "You are the ones who are pitiful. So many people are fighting for a man, but you can't get any response."

"What do you know about Jiang Chengsama!" a Baihua girl scolded, and then teased, "You are more pathetic, right? You have never been treated gently by your sweetheart, but we are treated every day Jiang Chengsama treated me gently!"

"What did you say?!" Xiao Yuan was unhappy, and retorted while pulling his neck, "That's also love! It's the most intuitive expression of Yin Sang's love! Every curse is an expression of the love between us. It’s a formality! If you want to ask why, it’s because every curse makes me extremely excited!”

"You are just a simple M!"

"Well, anyway, our goals don't conflict with each other, so let's get along well." Yamazaki quickly came out to smooth things over. After all, if we let things go, a fight would really break out.

"You..." Kondo came to Yamazaki, looked at him carefully, and murmured, "I always think you look familiar..."

"No, no, I'm just a public face." Yamazaki quickly replied. After all, if he was recognized in this situation, those Baihua members would definitely not let him go easily.

"Forget it, just like what Tuizi said, our mission does not conflict with theirs," the leader, Ms. Baihua, finally put away her kunai, and then shouted to the other Baihua members, "It's better to finish it quickly. Our mission is the real thing! Do you remember the content of the mission?!"

"Capture silver hair with natural curls alive!"

"Ask Jiang Cheng about Sama's ideal type!"

"Yoshi! Up!" Miss Baihua, the leader, shouted and led a group of Baihua members to rush towards the main house.

"Qiaodou sack!" Xiao Yuan heard that something was wrong, "What does it mean to capture the silver-haired natural curls alive? In the end, do you still have to take action against Yin Sang?! I will never allow it!"

While shouting, the little ape also rushed over.

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