Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Go hunting for unicorns!!!"

Kagura wore a straw hat that came from the studio next door, and a green plastic box slung over her shoulder. With his right hand on his hip and his left hand holding a long net for catching bugs, he stood in front of the sofa in Wanshiwu and shouted with a serious look on his face.

However, for a long time, neither Gintoki, who was lying on the sofa nearby and sleeping with a jump covering his face, nor Shinpachi, who was reading a newspaper on the other sofa, did not react at all.

Seeing this, the girl shouted again: "Go hunt the rhinoceros!"

After ten seconds, there was still no reaction from Gintoki and Shinpachi.

The girl finally couldn't bear it any longer, rushed to Gintoki, took off the jump covering Gintoki's face, and shouted into Gintoki's ears: "Go hunt the unicorns!!!"

"It's so noisy!" Gintoki pushed Kagura away and cursed, then sat up with his forehead in his hands and said speechlessly: "What on earth are you doing? You've been roaring since just now."

Kagura stood up again, looking full of energy: "I plan to catch the one-horned fairy right now, what do you think?"

"What do you mean? You can just go by yourself." Shinpachi said casually without raising his head.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he received an angry slap from the girl with strange power, and shouted: "This is not a matter of just going!"

Shinpachi had nosebleeds and fell down with his glasses broken...

"Listen to me..." Kagura stood up again, covering her eyes, sobbing: "I can't bear it anymore Aru... My lovely Dingchun No. 28 was killed by that hateful beast. ”

With that said, Kagura blew her nose on one hand, and while Gintoki was watching the TV without paying attention, she secretly wiped all the snot on Gintoki's clothes and curly hair.

"And...even Xiaoji's Dawn X was defeated, and everyone was defeated by Aru." After Kagura wiped her nose, she continued to sob, "Hey? Are you listening?"

"Ah, I'm listening," Gintoki replied casually, staring blankly at the young lady's long legs playing on the TV in front of him.

"So, I want to avenge Aru for everyone!" Kagura wiped away her tears and said seriously, then looked at Gintoki again, "Hey, are you really listening?"

"Ah, listening, listening."

Kagura showed an indignant look on her face, gritted her teeth and said: "Then, I want to catch a big and strong horned fairy and take that guy's X pill... Huh? H pill? Which one is it? Now? Which one is it?"

"Ah, I'm listening," Gintoki replied nonchalantly again.

"Anyway, I want to defeat his big horned fairy Aru called [HX Maru]!" Kagura looked at Gintoki with a pleading face, "So! Please teach me the secret of catching the horned fairy!"

"Is the one-horned fairy becoming popular again? Times always come and go..." Gintoki stared at himself with dead fish eyes, watching the report about the one-horned fairy that started to play on the TV in front of him, and said casually.

"It seems that it's very popular to play sumo wrestling with unicorns recently." Shinpachi, who was sitting on the other sofa, finally stopped his nosebleed and raised his head to interject.

"Hey, teach me now." Kagura reminded him again with a silvery look on his face.

"Yeah, I'm listening," Gintoki said in a confused tone again.

"I don't just want you to listen, I want you to teach me how to be a jerk!" Kagura replied.

"Ah?" Gintoki turned around and continued: "That's it. I think Akebono should switch careers and join professional wrestling..."

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, the girl couldn't bear it anymore. With the girl's roar, she punched Gintoki in the face, "You weren't listening at all!!"

"Forget it, come with me anyway! I want to catch the One-Horned Immortal Aru no matter what!" Kagura put away her fists and said with full energy again.

"Stop joking..." Gintoki shouted, covering his nose that was constantly spurting blood, "You are already old, why do you still have to catch the rhinoceros... You can do your own research..."

But suddenly, Gintoki had a flash of inspiration, and continued: "Wait a minute... Although I don't understand the secret of hunting rhinoceros, there is someone who is an out-and-out master..."

"Really Aru!" Kagura said in shock, "Who is it?!"

Shinpachi on the side also looked at Gintoki curiously.

"It's your stupid uncle..." Just as Gintoki said it, Kagura quickly rushed out of the door of the Master House.

"Hey...Gin-san, um..." Shinpachi muttered, "I feel like you're just fooling Kagura-chan."

"No, that idiot was really good at catching rhinoceros when I was young." Gintoki waved his hand and replied casually, "Although he always caught some strange species."

"Strange species refer to..."

"Don't worry, don't worry, but in this way, no one will disturb my sleep~" Gintoki secretly rejoiced, and then he was about to pick up the remote control on the table, turn off the TV, and continue to sleep for a while.

"That's right. You can read the report about Atong-chan with peace of mind." Shinpachi said and picked up the newspaper just now.

However, just after Gintoki picked up the remote control and turned his head to glance at the TV, he suddenly froze...

"What's wrong?" After noticing something was wrong with Gintoki, Shinpachi followed Gintoki's line of sight and looked at the TV.

On TV, there are reports about the one-horned fairy.

A female reporter pointed to the unicorn in the hands of a passerby she was interviewed and asked with a shocked look on her face: "Huh?! Is this unicorn really that expensive?! Is that price enough to buy a car? ?!”

"Ah, yes. But to me it is more important than the car." The passerby looked at the unicorn in his hand fondly and said.

"Now that there are such high-priced unicorns on the market, it seems that the unicorn craze has developed into a pandemic that even adults can't stay away from." The female reporter said with a smile while looking at the camera.

"This is..." Xinbachi muttered, adjusting his glasses.

"Let's hunt for unicorns!!!" Gintoki, who had put on a straw hat and a light blue summer dress at some point, stood in front of the TV with a bag in his hand and shouted with his big red eyes.

"Is that even you?!"

"Hey, where did Kagura go?! Everything is indispensable! This is work! It's business!" Gintoki yelled at Shinpachi standing aside.

"Didn't you just ask Kagura-chan to find Jiang Chengsang?! Have you lost your memory?!" Shinpachi scolded.

"Then we have no choice but the two of us! Are you ready?! New Eighth?!"

…

Yoshihara, Jiangcheng's room.

"Let's go hunting for unicorns together!!!" the girl shouted loudly.

Just like the scene at the beginning of this chapter, it also happened in Jiang Cheng's room.

However, Jiang Cheng acted as if he didn't hear anything and continued his game journey.

"Let's go hunting for unicorns together!!!" The girl moved a few steps forward, stood behind Jiang Cheng and shouted again.

However, after a full minute, Jiang Cheng still had no reaction and was still immersed in the game.

The girl finally couldn't bear it anymore, pulled off Jiang Cheng's earphones, and shouted in Jiang Cheng's ear: "Let's go hunt for the one-horned fairy together!!!"

"It's so noisy!!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but cursed, "You can just go to that kind of thing by yourself!"

"But..." Kagura suddenly sat down on her knees, lowered her head and covered her face with tears, "I really want the One-horned Immortal... for my Seiharu 21... Ah, I made a mistake, it's Seiharu 28 No. Revenge Aru!"

"Hey, hey, there's no need to cry." Seeing the girl crying non-stop, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but panic for a moment, and quickly comforted her: "That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore."

"Then can you help me catch the one-horned fairy?" The girl raised her head, tears looming in the corners of her eyes, and her big and pitiful eyes stared straight at Jiang Cheng.

"Um...even if you stare at me like this..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly and continued, "Can you also consider my age for a little bit? Although I still look like a handsome young man with a beautiful tree in the wind, But I am almost thirty years old, and after all, it is not the time to go hunting for that kind of thing at this age..."

After hearing this, Kagura was once again ready to burst into tears. After all, Gintoki once said: [No matter who he is, he will not turn a blind eye after seeing a girl cry! There is no need to be ashamed of using your tears to earn their sympathy! 】

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng quickly stopped him, then held his forehead and murmured: "That's enough, I know, but this will only happen once. I will never care if it happens again next time. "

Just after saying this, Kagura cheered and stood up. At the same time, a group of Baihua members opened the door to Jiang Cheng's room with pocket nets. Dressed up and ready to go.

"Are you... prepared in advance..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Always ready!" A group of Baihua ladies replied, and then stared at Jiang Cheng's lower body with burning eyes, "Be ready to hunt Jiang Chengsama's [Big One-horned Fairy] at any time!"

"Is that where you are aiming?!" Jiang Cheng complained, but then, Jiang Cheng sighed softly and said: "But I can't take you out this time. After all, Yoshihara still has a job, right? Yueyue shouldn't be able to do anything. Do you agree?"

"No, I agree. This is also to prevent you from escaping secretly in the name of hunting rhinoceros." Yue Yong walked into Jiang Cheng's room with a cigarette rod, "In other words, this is just a simple surveillance ”

"Do I look like that kind of person?!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

"It's not like that," Yue Yong replied.

"I'm just saying..." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded.

"It's not that he looks like him, but he looks like that kind of person!" Yue Yong spat out the second half of his unfinished sentence.

"Hey!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and complained loudly: "What do you mean by that kind of person! What kind of person does that kind of person mean?! The kind of person who puts up his pants and doesn't recognize anyone?! I look like that Are you like the kind of person who pulls up his pants and doesn’t recognize anyone?!”

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