Maybe a Fake Gintama

"No one said that!" Yue Yong scolded, then looked at Jiang Cheng's lower body, and continued: "And you look like a... wimpy man, right?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng fell silent, lowering his head and saying nothing for a long time. However, in Kagura's eyes, Jiang Cheng's body burned with an inexplicable red arrogance.

"After all, since you came to Yoshihara, there has never been..." Yue Yong continued, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he could finish.

"Shut up... shut up!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and gritted his teeth, looked at Yue Yong fiercely, stared at his big red eyes and shouted: "Just now... you seemed to have said something that shouldn't have been said... Do you want me to try what it means to be a man’s true [One-Horned Immortal King]! When I was walking around Hualiu Street, you didn’t even know the physiological structure of a man! I’ll kill you!”

"It's just words... Well, even though I say that, I won't look down on you." Yue Yong showed sympathy on her face, then turned around and left Jiang Cheng's room, "You guys, hurry up a little…"

"Uncle..." Kagura stood up on tiptoes and patted Jiang Cheng's shoulder, comforting: "It's okay, men will turn into limp caterpillars at a certain age, Mommy said."

Jiang Cheng, who had been touched just now, spurted out a mouthful of blood after this blow.

"Jiang Cheng sama!" A group of Baihua ladies rushed over instantly and surrounded Jiang Cheng on three levels inside and three outside.

"Could it be that... what the leader said is true?!"

"How is that possible!"

"But...Jiang Chengsama became like this after hearing those words..."

"If you say so..."

Hearing these words, Jiang Cheng knelt down and vomited blood again. Then he rubbed his chest and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, raised his head and looked at the Baihua members, and defended: "Those words are forbidden words for any man... There is nothing wrong with my body! My [One-Horned Fairy] is still alive and well! If I go to sumo wrestling, I will definitely become Henggang! There is no sign of degenerating into a caterpillar! Don’t listen to that stinky woman’s nonsense!”

"At times like this, men are very concerned about face. Even if they really can't do it, they will retort with a strong attitude." Kagura folded her hands and nodded with a serious look on her face, "That's what Mommy said Aru. "

"Don't cause any more trouble, okay!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "How could Sister Jiang Hua tell you this? You must have made it all up!"

"If a man becomes more and more angry at this time, it means that your words are inseparable, Aru!" Kagura said again, "This is the Aru that mommy told me."

"How is this possible!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

"I'm already getting frustrated. At this time, I'm 100% certain about Aru!" Kagura said again.

"Where are you from?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

…

In the forest outside Edo.

Kagura stood in front of all the Hyakuka girls, her eyes filled with fighting spirit. Standing next to Kagura was Yue Yong with a casual look on his face. As for Jiang Cheng, he walked at the end with a look of despair. Of course, no man would be able to pretend not to hear those words. After all...that is a man's dignity!

"Catch it,

Catch it, one-horned fairy~" Kagura jumped up and down, humming a song and leading the way, but suddenly, Kagura stopped.

The people behind also stopped.

"That's..." Yue Yong followed Kagura's gaze and saw a certain natural volume and a certain glasses setting up a tent.

"Why are you here!!" Kagura said in shock, "Masaka! Are you also trying to help me capture the one-horned fairy, Aru?!"

"Ah, Kagura-chan." Shinpachi raised his head and greeted with a smile, "And Miss Yueyong and everyone from Momoka."

"Stop talking nonsense, why are those guys here..." Gintoki said without raising his head.

Just as he finished speaking, a kunai pierced the back of Gintoki's head.

"Hey, Saxi is ignoring you." Yue Yong came over and said hello, "Do you believe it now?"

"You don't have to say hello in this way!" Gintoki pulled out the kunai on his head and cursed, "What kind of way of saying hello is this! Do you think I'm the same as that idiot Jiang Cheng?!"

"But then again, where is Jiang Chengsang? Why didn't you see Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

Then, Miss Baihua made way, and Jiang Cheng squatted on the ground with a lifeless look on his face, hugging his legs and curling up into a ball, trapped in the shadows.

"How do you feel... something is wrong with Jiang Chengsang today..." Xin Baji murmured.

Jiang Cheng also felt something, raised his head and looked at Xin Baji, curled his lips, and said hello reluctantly: "Hello..."

"Hey! What's going on?! This isn't something wrong anymore! What's going on?!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Don't worry, don't worry," Kagura waved her hand and said casually, "I was just slandered by some people's words."

After saying that, Kagura glanced at Yue Yong aside.

"What a weak man. He can't bear the slightest setback." Yue Yong said casually after taking a puff of cigarette.

"That's not a small setback!" Jiang Cheng stood up, quickly rushed to Yue Yong and Kagura, and shouted loudly with his veins popping, "Those words are forbidden for any man. ! This is a joke that must not be made! Please teach me a little bit of common sense!"

"Why are you getting more and more curious about what you said to Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Bajiu murmured.

"Are you still curious about this?" Gintoki walked over and looked like he had experienced it before, "For a man, the worst joke must be that one..."

"That one?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

"Well, that's it," Gintoki crossed his hands and nodded, then raised a finger [straightly], "That's the [One-Horned Fairy]!"

"The One-Horned Immortal?" Xin Bajie was still a little confused, "What does it mean?"

But just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi noticed that Gintoki's gaze moved downwards a little, and at the end of his gaze was the one he had idled for sixteen years...

Xin Baji finally reacted, adjusted his glasses, and said with black lines on his head: "It's true, this is indeed a joke that men cannot make."

"Xin Baji, you don't have to worry," Kagura patted Xin Baji on the shoulder and comforted, "No one will ever make such a joke to you. Don't worry, even speaking, you will never do it in your life. Anyone who has the opportunity to use [One-horned Fairy] is already destined to be a virgin for life."

Everyone nodded at the same time.

"Poof!" Xin Bajie received this blow and spurted out a mouthful of blood... and knelt down.

"This kind of lethality..." Gintoki murmured, "I've always heard that language is a powerful weapon, but I didn't expect to see it today."

"Gin-chan, you're about the same." Kagura said again.

"Stop saying stupid things. How can you make me angry with words like this." Gintoki waved his hand and said casually.

But just after he finished speaking, Shinpachi wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, stood up again, grabbed Kagura's shoulders, and shouted with big red eyes: "Are you looking down on your virginity?! No! You underestimate virginity, you bastard! A man who still practices virginity at the age of thirty can be reincarnated as the Kato Eagle of the Hand of God!"

"Well, calm down, Shinpachi." Gintoki patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and consoled him, "It's not a big deal, so there's no need to be so excited. Anyway, you're destined to be a virgin for the rest of your life."

"Who do you think is destined to be a virgin all his life?" Shinpachi shouted.

"Of course it's you." Gintoki replied matter-of-factly.

"How pitiful, that boy Dong Zhen."

"Yes, a boy who is destined to be a virgin all his life."

Listening to the whispers of all the members of Baihua, Xin Baji also fell into the shadows, forming a shadow duo with Jiang Cheng.

…

"Xin Baji, do you want revenge?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice to Xin Baji who was standing aside.

"Revenge? What do you mean?" Xin Baji asked in a low voice.

"Girls are all afraid of that, right?" Jiang Cheng's face exuded a dangerous (sinister) aura.

"that?"

"Yes, that's it," Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, "I know you will stay here for a day and a night, right? Then how about we hold a courage test? Gintoki is also afraid of that kind of thing... like this first……"

"You mean to pretend to be a ghost to scare people?!"

"Your voice is too loud! You will be heard!" Jiang Cheng knocked on Xin Baji's fist, and then continued, "If you want to take revenge, you can only take advantage of tonight, and we will separately capture the rhinoceros fairy later." "

After saying that, Jiang Cheng laughed heartily...

"But I always feel that something is not good..." Xin Baji murmured.

"How could it be? Can you swallow the insult Gintoki just insulted you?" Jiang Cheng continued to bewitch Shinpachi, "You are a man. This kind of joke must not be made. How can a man choose to swallow it? What? This is all for the dignity of men!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong who was instructing a group of Baihua members to set up a tent, curled his lips and said, "Now, I will repay you twice as much for the insult you gave me!"

…

"Yo Xi, the tent is set up, let's start hunting for the rhinoceros!" Yue Yong announced standing in front of all Baihua members.

"Oh!" All Baihua members shouted enthusiastically. Then they all turned their attention to Jiang Cheng who was whispering to Xin Baji.

Jiang Cheng, who felt a chill on his back, turned around and saw a group of Baihua ladies holding fishnets with fierce looks, staring at him as if they were prey, and he couldn't help but shudder.

"What on earth do they want to hunt..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

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