Maybe a Fake Gintama

And Anxing, in a corner of the Milky Way.

Once, it was also a planet full of life and vitality, and countless lives were multiplying with Anxing. But all of this was brought to an end by a war ten years ago.

Ten years ago, He An Xing was involved in an interstellar war. From that moment on, the whole He An Xing no longer had the vitality before the war. Most of their lives disappeared in the war, and the remaining part escaped. . As for those who cannot escape, they can only survive in the environment of Anxing and Anxing destroyed by the war, waiting for the end of their lives.

After that, one year, two years, with the passage of time, less and less life survived on He An Xing, until the third year, He An Xing did not have a single life, and became a veritable "death" star".

Because of the influence of war, the environment of the entire planet is no longer suitable for life to survive. Since then, basically no one has come here again.

However, just when all life on this planet disappeared. Somewhere on this planet, another life was born.

Seven years later.

【who I am? 】 Jiang Cheng has asked himself more than once, but no one here can answer him, because there is no one else here except him.

【You are Jiang Cheng. ] A voice said so in his head. But he just said this, and Jiang Cheng never heard anything like that again after that.

Jiang Cheng lived alone on this planet, eating a special kind of crystalline stone when he was hungry. Jiang Cheng didn't know why he would eat that kind of thing, it might just be a body instinct. Drink dirty water when you are thirsty, and find a place to sleep when you are sleepy. Jiang Cheng lived like this for seven years.

Jiang Cheng didn't know why he had the concept of seven years, but he did know.

until one day……

Jiang Cheng suddenly woke up from his sleep, the same taste! Jiang Cheng was taken aback and staggered to his feet. After seven years, Jiang Cheng's height has grown to one meter two. His orange-red hair looked dirty, and his pale blue pupils shone strangely even in the dark. The clothes are tattered fabrics that are picked up and wrapped around the body at will. The dwelling is in a dark cave.

"Who's there?" came a man's voice.

"You step back first, I have an uneasy feeling." Another woman's voice came.

"Of course a man has to stand in front of a woman, otherwise, is he still a man?" the man kept chattering, "Don't look at me like this, I'm a standard macho..."

But with the sound of "click!", the man's voice stopped, and the woman's voice sounded again at this time, "The troublesome trouble is dead."

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng cautiously stuck out his little head, and then he saw it. He saw the first, no, two lives he had seen since he was born. A man with tousled hair, with a large umbrella in his hand, sat on the ground and rubbed his head. And that woman, with blue pupils, beautiful white skin, braided braids, has the same orange-red hair as herself, with side hair on the right side of the bangs, dull hair on her head, wearing a white slim-fitting cheongsam with gold trim, He also held a light blue umbrella in his hand, and a cigarette rod was pinned to his waist.

At this moment, the woman's beautiful eyes were examining herself.

"Nani, it turns out to be a kid. I never imagined that there are human beings on this ruined planet." The man let go of his dangling heart, "Little devil, come here." He waved his hand towards Jiang Cheng as he spoke.

"I can't believe that when the master of Xinghai Fang also misunderstood, he is not just a simple kid." The woman's eyes stayed on Jiang Cheng for a while, and suddenly smiled and said.

"Really? Is it Conan's type? There are other things hidden in the small body... ah!" Xinghai Fangzhu was beaten by the woman before he could finish his words.

"Jiang Hua, can you stop hitting me in front of outsiders, I'm also a man, right? A famous man, right? If it gets out, it will have a great impact on my reputation and work, right? Of course, if it's at home, it's fine. It doesn't matter, I can cooperate if you want [beep-] or that [beep-], this is a man..."

"Come here, that kid over there, we are not your enemies." Jiang Hua ignored the chattering master of Xinghai Fang, but smiled at Jiang Cheng.

However, Jiang Cheng did not pass, because of some kind of physical instinct, he felt that the two people in front of him were dangerous.

"What an unlovable kid," the joking voice of the master of Xinghaifang suddenly came from behind Jiang Cheng. At this time, Jiang Chengcai suddenly noticed that the man who was clearly in front of him just now disappeared.

Jiang Cheng just wanted to turn his head, but one of his hands had already locked himself, one hand was pressing his head, and the other hand locked his own hands behind his back at some point.

"Let go... let go... me!" Jiang Cheng has never spoken to anyone, this is the first time Jiang Cheng has spoken, so he said it bluntly.

However, the man behind him who was called the master of Xinghai Fang by the woman had no intention of letting go of Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng struggled constantly, but he couldn't let it go.

"Don't make me feel ashamed in front of the woman I like, you little brat. Uncle, this is the first time in my life that I have met the woman I like, and it is the first time I travel with the woman I like. If you embarrass me, It will be difficult for me to do it..." The Master of Xinghai Fang continued to say incessantly.

"Who...who cares...you!" Jiang Cheng struggled non-stop, kicking a certain body part of the owner of Xinghaifang.

"Oh~!" The owner of Xinghaifang cried out in pain, and at the same time released the two hands that locked Jiang Cheng, and covered his lower body in a strange posture. "You...you...you damned brat. Do you want me to cut off my children? Uncle, I just found a girlfriend and I haven't had time to use this [beep-] that has been idle for so long, my [beep-- 】Is it okay? My [beep-] won't be broken, right? I won't be able to fire again [beep-] [beep-]!"

"Yes, it's great that your brain is broken together with you." Jiang Hua casually complained.

Hearing the woman's voice, Jiang Cheng was startled, and subconsciously turned his head, because the voice sounded beside Jiang Cheng's ear.

But the next moment, Jiang Cheng was stunned, because the woman did not attack him, but hugged her from behind.

"Jiang Hua, you..." The master of Xinghaifang was also stunned, and after a long while he shouted in disbelief, "Jiang Hua, you won't be a Zhengtai control?!"

"Did your senses go to hell with your lower body?" Jiang Hua was too lazy to complain, "This kid is like me."

"Masaka (could it be)..."

"This child is the Lord of He'an." Jiang Hua replied, "However, it's a little different from me." After Jiang Hua finished speaking, he lowered his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was turning his head to look at him.

"That makes sense. Why is there such a child on this planet where life is difficult to survive." The owner of Xinghaifang said in a rare and serious manner.

"Don't be afraid, child. You won't be so lonely from now on." Jiang Hua's gentle voice sounded, and at the same time Jiang Cheng felt a kind of warmth, the first time since he was born, the strange warmth from the body. produced somewhere.

"What's your name?" Jiang Hua continued.

"Jiang... Jiang Cheng." Jiang Cheng said, the corners of his eyes were wet for some reason, and a liquid that he had never seen before flowed down his cheeks from the corners of his eyes, "This... what is this?"

"It's tears, something that arises when a person is happy or sad." Jiang Hua replied with a smile.

"Tears? Happy or sad?" Jiang Cheng was a little puzzled, and he stretched out his small hand to touch the tears on his face, and then put his finger in his mouth, "Disgusting smell." Jiang Cheng took his finger out.

Jiang Cheng's actions made Jiang Hua and Xinghaifang Master laugh.

"Little devil, you are not old enough to taste the taste of tears." Seeing that there was no danger, Xinghaifang Master Shen Huang sat on the ground casually, and then said to Jiang Cheng, "Tears are things that will follow along with them. A person's age shows different tastes, sweet and sour, bitter, salty, and salty, and when you can taste all these flavors, you will become a real adult."

"Sir? Are you two adults? What is a creature like an adult?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously. After saying a few words, Jiang Cheng's words became smoother and smoother, at least he no longer stumbled.

"Haven't you seen any creatures other than us?" asked Shen Huang, the master of Xinghaifang.

Jiang Cheng shook his head.

"Then how did you learn to speak and think?" Xinghaifang continued to ask.

Jiang Cheng shook his head again.

"Is it born to know it? It's really amazing, and it is worthy of being the Lord of He'an." Xinghai Fangzhu sighed with emotion.

"Let's take him away." At this time, Jiang Hua, who was still holding Jiang Cheng, said aloud.

"Take him? Isn't he the Lord of He'an? If he is taken away, wouldn't he be able to..." Hearing this, the Master of Xinghaifang quickly replied.

"I said that his situation is different from mine. The dragon veins of this planet no longer exist. What exists is only himself."

"What do you mean?" Xinghaifang asked.

"He ate the entire dragon veins of this planet!" Jiang Hua continued to ignore the shocked eyes of Xinghai Fangzhu, "I guess the dragon veins of this planet should not be strong at first, and should be about to disappear completely, but the weak dragon veins are With its own consciousness, it chose to give birth to this child, and sent everything into this child's body."

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng didn't understand at all.

"It's nothing, it's normal for children to not understand what adults say. It's just like you can't appreciate the many flavors of tears." The master of Xinghai Fang fooled Jiang Cheng at will.

"In other words, can this child leave this planet to survive?" The owner of Xinghaifang continued to look at Jiang Hua and asked.

Jiang Hua nodded, and then asked Jiang Cheng, "Would you like to leave here with us?"