Maybe a Fake Gintama

The food on the table like a small mountain is disappearing at a speed visible to the naked eye. And these disappeared food basically all entered Jiang Cheng's stomach.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was no longer looking dirty. Jiang Hua took Jiang Cheng to take a shower on the spacecraft and put on clean clothes. Now Jiang Cheng looks more like a normal child. Of course, Jiang Hua also gave Jiang Cheng the bath. Originally, Xinghaifang mainly did it himself, but Jiang Chengning refused to do so.

"Stinky brat, you've had enough, uncle, my meager private money has basically been eaten up by you, and this is the first table! Hey!" Xinghaifang Lord Shenhuang held his forehead with black lines on his face, "These I was going to hide the private money after marriage, but now it has bottomed out! You stinky boy! Do you know what a man is like after marriage?! Do you know the hardships of a man after marriage?! You know every How do you feel about a married man who hid 100 yen of his private money?!…”

The master of Xinghaifang continued to talk endlessly.

"The [beep] of a stingy man is also very stingy, and one day he will be bald." Jiang Cheng said while eating.

"Balky? Jiang Hua, what vulgar words did you teach him?" The owner of Xinghai Fang complained at Jiang Hua who was watching Jiang Cheng eating while smiling, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Uncle, I won't be bald. My [beep-] is full of hair!"

"It's your head! You idiot!" Jiang Hua kicked the owner of Xinghaifang in the face.

The owner of Xinghaifang got up and continued to sit at the table, wiping his nosebleed like a normal person, "My head is the same as [beep-], a man with hair like me is middle-aged, no, even if he loses all his teeth. You won't be bald at your age."

But this time Jiang Hua didn't complain about him, and still looked at Jiang Cheng who was feasting with a smile.

Finally, Jiang Cheng finished destroying the food on the table and let out a long burp in satisfaction.

"I'm full." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands and said.

"At least add a word of thanks for your hospitality, stinky brat!" The owner of Xinghai Fang held his wallet with resentment.

"I'm full, thank you for your hospitality, stinky brat!" Jiang Cheng clapped his hands again.

"You don't need to learn the latter! You are deliberately making me angry, right? Absolutely intentional, right?" Xinghai Fangzhu gritted his teeth with anger in his eyes.

"Ah! I'm angry! Men who are often angry will definitely lose their baldness!" Jiang Cheng pointed at the owner of Xinghai Fang, looked at Jiang Hua and said.

"You stinky bastard, I don't care! Today I must teach you how to respect adults!" Xinghai Fangzhu said and rolled up his sleeves.

"Nani, he's just a [beep-] man who only wants to sow future generations." Jiang Cheng taught himself what Jiang Hua taught himself when he bathed him.

Hearing this sentence, the master of Xinghaifang suddenly became discouraged, and looked at Jiang Hua with a resentful face, "Jiang Hua, can you teach the child something suitable for his age?"

Jiang Hua suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" The master of Xinghaifang was confused.

"You two are really like an idiot father and son. Maybe the so-called family is like this." Jiang Hua said with a smile.

"Who wants such a child! If I really have such a child, then I would rather launch [beep] into a corner, and never let him be born!" Xinghai Fangzhu said to Jiang Hua Disdainful, then turned to Jiang Cheng and asked, "Stinky brat, how long have you been eating? You can eat so much food at one time, even our family has never seen a person who can eat so much food. people,"

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and counted with his fingers, then raised his head and replied, "Half a year."

"Half a year? You can still live without eating for half a year? How did you survive?" Xinghai Fang continued to ask.

"Sleep, there used to be a green glowing stone,

I used to eat that all the time, and then I don't know why I couldn't find that kind of stone. "Jiang Cheng replied seriously.

"Green glowing stone? What is that?" Xinghai Fangzhu said and looked at Jiang Hua.

"A kind of power stone associated with dragon veins, which has rich dragon vein power, but his planet's dragon veins have been exhausted, and the remaining dragon veins chose to sacrifice themselves to create him. So that kind of crystal stone will never be produced again." Jiang Hua explained .

"Family? Sister Jiang Hua, what is family?" Jiang Cheng was obviously more interested in the family Jiang Hua just mentioned.

"Family? It can make you feel the existence of many flavors of tears. Besides, family members will make you cry and make you laugh. Even if they quarrel, they will always support each other. This is the so-called family." Jiang Hua thought about it. want to say.

"It's so troublesome, crying and laughing at the same time." Jiang Cheng complained.

"What would a stinky brat know? Go to bed when you're full!" The owner of Xinghaifang shouted, "Also, don't call me sister, call me auntie! If you insist on calling me sister, call me brother, no. , brother-in-law!"

"It's disgusting." Jiang Cheng frowned, seemingly embarrassed.

"What did you say, you stinky brat!" Upon hearing this, the master of Xinghaifang instantly exploded.

"It's disgusting." Jiang Cheng repeated.

"It doesn't matter if you don't call your brother-in-law, just call your brother and listen." The master of Xinghaifang said while holding back his anger.

"Disgusting, don't scream." Jiang Cheng refused.

"Call!"

"Do not!"

"Stinky brat, call it if you want!"

"Uncle stinky, don't call me!"

...

"It's good." Jiang Hua looked at Jiang Cheng who was sleeping on the bed with a doting face.

"You can't really be a Zhengtai control!" Xinghaifang's face was unrequited.

"If you insist, it's like Oudoudou (brother)." Jiang Hua said softly.

"Hmph, it's just a carefree kid." The owner of Xinghai Fang looked at Jiang Cheng who was sleeping, and said with a stinky face, then his face became dull and he looked at Jiang Hua, "I'm sorry Jiang Hua, I wanted to Let you look at the earth, the beautiful planet..."

"It doesn't matter, it can only blame my body, it has nothing to do with you." Jiang Hua shook his head and continued, "Also, maybe you helped me find something better."

"I don't understand, I just met the little devil for a day. Are you so concerned?"

"Not only that, his existence actually made me understand that I am not alone in this universe." Jiang Hua replied.

"I'm thinking, if this kid can absorb the entire dragon vein, then you..." Xinghai Fangzhu hesitated.

"It's impossible, his situation is special, he will grow up like an ordinary person, and the dragon veins of Xian'an are not that simple..."

"I...I understand." The master of Xinghaifang was silent for a long time before slowly saying, "This spaceship will fly to Earth, and then we will transfer at the next station and return to Annan."

"Yeah." Jiang Hua responded while leaning into the arms of the master of Xinghaifang.

"As for this kid, what did you think about it?" Xinghai Fang continued to ask,

"Actually, I didn't think about anything. It's just that I felt the loneliness in his heart, so I wanted to take him away. He should have a complete life. To love and hate to see those different scenery, to enjoy his family and enjoy what his partners brought him. A different life landscape, instead of being alone on a planet without life and dying alone." Jiang Hua said slowly.

"Maybe this is also a kind of fate, just like I met you." The master of Xinghai Fang touched the back of his head and smiled rudely. "Maybe bring him back to Ruian, and you won't be so lonely anymore."

"No, I said he should have his own life, the earth, isn't it beautiful? Maybe he can find the meaning of his life there. And I'm used to it." Jiang Hua said and put the cigarette stick into his mouth took a sip.

"Is this your wish? If so, then I..."

"Well, this is my wish." Jiang Hua looked at Xinghai Fangzhu, and the seriousness in his eyes made Xinghai Fangzhu red-eyed.

"You are such a gentle person, Jiang Hua."

...

"Kid, wake up, wake up, kid." It was an unfamiliar voice who woke Jiang Cheng up. Neither Jiang Hua's voice nor Xinghaifang's voice.

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and saw the face of a strange girl.

"The end of the earth is here, hurry up and go down." The young lady in the uniform of the flight attendant said.

"Earth? Where did Sister Jiang Hua and Uncle Smelly go?" Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled face.

"Everyone on the spaceship has gone down. Maybe the person you mentioned has already gone down." Miss Sister said patiently.

"Oh, then I'll go down too." Jiang Cheng jumped out of bed when he heard this.

"Little boy, wait a minute, and your luggage." The young lady shouted behind Jiang Cheng.

"Luggage?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked.

Jiang Cheng followed the direction pointed by the young lady and saw a light blue umbrella, which was the umbrella Jiang Hua had carried before.

"This is Sister Jiang Hua's." Jiang Cheng pointed to the umbrella and said.

"Then take it." Miss Sister said with a smile, then she was about to pick up the umbrella and hand it to Jiang Cheng, "It's so heavy, is there such a heavy umbrella?"

The young lady struggled to pass the umbrella to Jiang Cheng, and something that surprised the young lady happened. Jiang Cheng took the umbrella without any effort, and took it in his hand at will.

But at this moment, a small piece of paper fell from the umbrella.

The unfamiliar lady picked up the small piece of paper, her eyes shifted to the content on the paper intentionally or unintentionally, and her face suddenly became serious.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked, tilting his head.

"Are you sure you want to know, kid?" The young lady looked at Jiang Cheng hesitantly.

Jiang Cheng nodded seriously.

"Xiao Jiang Chengjiang, starting today, go find your own life. - One day's sister, Jiang Hua. And one day's stinky uncle, Shen Huang." The young lady couldn't bear to read the content on the paper.

"What is life? Is it something delicious?" Jiang Cheng, who was only seven years old, obviously couldn't understand this sentence.

【What an adult! Are there still abandoned children? ! And such a cute boy! How to do? Do you want to adopt him? 】While this young lady was having a fierce ideological struggle, Jiang Cheng had already retrieved the piece of paper in the hand of the young lady. After seeing that the young lady did not speak, she was carrying the piece of paper that was bigger than his own body. Umbrella stepped off the spaceship.

"Ah, what about people? Children? Children?" The young lady who was stunned in the same place suddenly came back to her senses, but she found that the cute orange-red haired child had disappeared...