Maybe a Fake Gintama

Everyone: "..."

"I'm getting goosebumps, you bastard!" Fourteen took the lead and kicked Yamazaki over, scolding him while kicking him: "Why do you talk in a girl's tone? Why do you act like we are fighting for you? It's disgusting. He’s dead!”

"The deputy chief...listen to my explanation..." Yamazaki explained intermittently.

"Don't listen! When you get back to the station, you will commit seppuku, you bastard!" Fourteen cursed.

Originally, the members of Baihua wanted to rush forward to rescue Yamazaki, but were stopped by Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong.

"That..." Suddenly, a Baihua girl pointed to a tree in the distance and said, "Is that the one-horned fairy?!"

In an instant, everyone stopped and looked in the direction pointed by Miss Baihua, only to see a unicorn lying quietly on the tree.

The next second, both the Shinsengumi and the Wanshouya trio rushed towards the tree, and a melee ensued.

"Do they...need to be so excited?" Yue Yong asked doubtfully.

Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, folded his hands and explained: "This is a man. No matter what age a man is, he must have a childlike innocence hidden inside."

"Really?"

Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Leader, we..." The members of Baihua looked at Yue Yong with their pocket nets in hand.

"Then... let's go too!" After hesitating for a while, Yue Yong said.

Jiang Cheng didn't want to get involved with this group of people. After all, he also wanted to find a super scary goblin as a prop for tonight's courage test.

"You guys go and play, I have other things to do." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was about to turn around and leave.

"We'll be quick." As she said that, Yue Yong took out a kunai from her arms, and upon seeing this, all the members of Baihua also took out kunai.

"You... what do you want to do when you take out the kunai?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

Yueyong was the first to throw out kunai, and Baihua and the other girls also threw out kunai.

After the whistling sound, I saw that the horned fairy on the tree in the distance was already dead...

Everyone in the True Selection Group: "..."

The Wanshiwu trio: "..."

"What on earth are you doing?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then took a long breath and shouted loudly: "Aren't you going to capture the one-horned fairy?! Is there such a way to capture it?! You are trying to capture the one-horned fairy? Is Xian Dang a target?!"

"That's right! That's my rent for the second half of the year! How do you think you'll pay for it?!" Gintoki rushed to Yue Yong and shouted loudly, the spitting stars almost flew into Yue Yong's face.

"Qiaodou sack," Jiang Cheng sensed something was wrong, "Rent? What do you mean? Didn't you come here to catch the rhinoceros for Kagura-chan?"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Bajia beside him.

"Huh? Who told you?" Gintoki said disdainfully, "How could you come here for such a boring reason? We are here for business! Business!"

The members of the Shinsengumi on the side looked at Gintoki and Jiangcheng who were fighting each other again, and they were all speechless.

"Hello,

Kondo-san," Fourteenth whispered in Kondo's ear: "It's not good if this goes on. Those women are too dangerous. If they discover Rurimaru..."

"That makes sense... If this continues, Rurimaru's life might be in danger..."

…

"Songwu-kun, are you interested in catching the [One-horned Fairy] together?" Jiang Cheng waved to Sougo and shouted.

"Okay~" Sougo said and walked over.

"Hey, where are you from? Shouldn't we act together?" Fourteen shouted at Sougo's back.

"No, this must be Sougo's plan. If he monitors those people..." Kondo said.

"I didn't expect that he would have such a mind." Fourteen sighed.

"Sougo is also making progress." Kondo nodded and said.

Hearing the sound, Fourteen just lit a cigarette and said nothing.

…

dusk.

"Boss, this is almost enough, right?" Sougo said, pointing to the dummy beside him.

"Hmm, it looks really scary." Jiang Cheng glanced at the dummy holding his head in his arms and commented, "Yoshi! It's done now! As expected of Sougo-kun, he actually did it It’s so realistic.”

"Thanks to Danna's suggestion." Sougo replied, and after speaking, he stuffed two time bombs into the dummy, "Just keep this one for Hijikata-san."

"You two...the shady index is too high..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly on the side.

"By the way, have you completed your mission?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji and asked.

"Ah, it's all done. The lamps that are similar to will-o'-the-wisps are all done, and the skeletons are all hidden," Xinbaji quickly replied, "It's really not easy. I found a lot of stores. I just found what you said."

"Yo Xi, you will hide in the tree and wait for them to press the switch as soon as they come in." Jiang Cheng nodded and said with a smile on his face, "I'm really looking forward to it~their expressions~"

After a pause, Jiang Cheng continued: "But there are still some shortcomings. I haven't found a fairy that can scare people. It would be great if there really was one~"

"How could there be such a thing!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Let's use this instead," Sougo said, taking out several time bombs and placing them in Shinpachi's hands. "When Hijikata comes in, use this to greet him."

"What a good substitute~" Jiang Cheng praised.

Looking at the time bomb in his hand, Shinpachi fell into silence. It took him a while to react: "How can we replace this kind of thing! Hijikata-san will die! It will definitely kill someone!"

"Isn't our purpose just to send Hijikata-san to hell?" Sougo asked doubtfully.

"Well, don't worry so much," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "I happen to be a little hungry, so let's go back first. After dinner, the plan will officially begin!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng was the first to turn around and leave, followed by Sougo, leaving only Shinpachi alone and messy with the bomb in his arms...

…

A small open space was divided into three parts, namely Yoshihara, the Shinsengumi and the Master House.

It was already dark by now, and everyone was preparing to light a fire to cook. By the way, on the Shinsengumi team's side... Fourteen took the initiative to take over the important task of cooking today.

Over at Master House, Gintoki is preparing to make curry.

As for Yoshiwara's side, it's more abundant, after all, there are a lot of girls.

"Hey, are you ready to cook?" Jiang Cheng came over and said hello to Yue Yong who was standing, and then looked at the busy Baihua members.

"Speaking of which, what did you do again?" Yue Yong asked.

"Of course I'm looking for the demon... the one-horned fairy." Jiang Cheng replied, then pointed at a dead bear behind him and continued, "I was looking for some ingredients by the way..."

Yue Yong: "..."

"You guys, please add this to the dinner menu!" Jiang Cheng dragged the dead bear in front of everyone and said, "But it took a lot of effort to find such ingredients."

"Jiang Chengsama, is this... a bear?" A young lady from Baihua said.

"Yes," Jiang Cheng replied, "I caught it when I came back..."

"How can anyone catch a bear easily..." Miss Baihua complained with black lines on her head.

…

"It's time to eat!" Fourteen announced loudly, and then opened the plate in his hand, "Today's dinner is really a combination of sausages and mayonnaise cake!"

Everyone in the True Selection Group: "..."

"Hurry up and eat! I have a mission tonight!" With that said, Fourteen was the first to sit down and start eating.

Seeing Fourteen eating the mayonnaise cake with gusto, all the Shinsengumi members felt a little nauseous.

"What? Don't you want to eat? It's super delicious." Fourteen raised his head and said vaguely, "Don't worry, everyone has a share."

"We're not hungry..." a group of Shinsengumi members said quickly.

"Food wasters..." As he spoke, Fourteen raised his head, revealing a fierce look on his face.

"But...why can Captain Okita go there to eat?" A member of the Shinsengumi shouted, pointing at Sougo who was on the other side mixed with Momoka's team.

"That person has a secret mission!" Fourteen replied.

"What about Yamazaki? Does Yamazaki also have a secret mission?!" This member of the Shinsengumi once again pointed at Yamazaki who was mixed in Hyakuka.

"How is it possible, Yamazaki..." Fourteen said with a smile, but when Fourteen raised his head and saw Yamazaki chatting and laughing among Baihua, his whole person felt bad.

Fourteen stood up in an instant, ran over and kicked Yamazaki over and cursed: "What are you doing here?!"

"Well, I was just invited to dinner..." Yamazaki explained weakly.

"Fourteen, this is not okay," Kondo, who was squatting on the ground eating a banana, raised his head and said, "As a man, when invited by a lady to have dinner, you should accept it as a gentleman!"

"Are you even there?!" Fourteen shouted.

"Hey, isn't this Liu Haijun? What's wrong, do you want to join the party?" Jiang Cheng stood up and said with a smile.

"Forget it, boss," Sougo said, "If Hijikata-san participates in a social gathering, he will definitely be the type to sit around and eat mayonnaise with his head down."

"Are you looking down on mayonnaise?" Fourteen shouted, "Mayonnaise is so delicious and suitable for eating at social gatherings!"

"No, you are the only one who likes me," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "I will definitely scare away all the girls!"

"There will definitely be girls coming over to strike up a conversation! They will definitely come over to strike up a conversation when they see that delicious food!" Fourteen retorted.

"Then why don't you give it a try?" Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then looked at the Baihua members who were sitting around the campfire, "What would you do in that situation? Yes. Please raise your hand if you come up to strike up a conversation.”

Fourteen lit a cigarette and smiled confidently.

"Look, no one raised their hands." Jiang Cheng said.

"Nani?!" Fourteen then realized that not one of the Baihua ladies raised their hands!

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