Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Look, what I said is right~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand with disapproval on his face.

Fourteen tried not to have an attack, but in the blink of an eye he saw a pool of blood and bear fur behind the Baihua members.

"At 10:11 in the evening, you will be arrested for killing wild animals at will." With that, Fourteen took out a pair of handcuffs and walked towards Jiang Cheng.

"Oh, you mean that one," Jiang Cheng didn't panic at all and explained casually: "That one was just picked up on the road. I ate two big bowls with tears in my eyes in order not to waste it."

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng glanced at the fur of the bear beside him, wiped his tears hypocritically, and said: "Xiong Shiro has always been a gentle and good boy. I think this result is what he wants to see. In the end, he can Being food for the humans you love..."

"Do you think I'm an idiot?! How can anyone believe this kind of reason!" shouted Fourteen, "and stop pretending to be so hypocritical! Is the other bear really called Shiro Shiro? ? Can you please stop giving other people any weird names?"

"If you don't believe it, there are all witnesses here~" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, all the Baihua ladies stood up instantly and agreed.

"Today's police work simply does not rely on any evidence~" Jiang Cheng said with a sigh on his face, "Thinking that he has some rights, he will do whatever he wants. I really worry about the daily life of the majority of Edo citizens~"

"That's right, boss, these are the police now." Sougo agreed, and then looked at Kondo who was squatting on the ground. "You think so, don't you? Chief."

"That's right, that's right." Kondo replied without raising his head, "The police nowadays are really hard to describe~"

"You must be the chief of the police agency!" Fourteen complained.

…

Because of this incident, all members of the Shinsengumi came to the side of the Baihua camp.

The members of the Shinsengumi looked at the mayonnaise cake in their bowls, and then looked at the Yoshihara group who were laughing and eating bear meat hot pot, and they all drooled with envy.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, is this the dinner for the Shinsengumi camping out?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the dinner of the Shinsengumi members and sighed.

"How's it going? That's the dish I'm most proud of!" Fourteen said with a proud face, and then looked at the members of the Shinsengumi, "How's it going! Is it delicious?!"

In order not to refute the face of their deputy chief, all the members of the True Selection Team could only suppress their nausea, raised their hands and whispered in agreement: "Yes..."

"Where has all your momentum gone?!" Fourteen scolded, "Do it again! All those who do not exceed 200 decibels will commit seppuku!"

"yes!"

"What poor children," Jiang Cheng showed sympathy, then sat down again, picked up a large piece of bear meat from the pot, dipped it in the sauce and put it into his mouth inside.

"It's delicious~" Jiang Cheng showed a satisfied look on his face. The salivary gland secretion speed of all the members of the Shinsengumi increased several times in an instant, except for Fourteen.

"It turns out bear meat is really delicious Aru!" Kagura said vaguely while stuffing meat into her mouth.

"Then I won't be polite..." Gintoki, who didn't know when it would arrive,

He also picked up the chopsticks, but before he could put the chopsticks into the bowl, Jiang Cheng kicked him back to the tent of Wanshiwu.

"You can just eat your curry." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "This is my dining table."

"You are too snobbish! It's just a piece of meat!" Gintoki scolded as he got up, "Also, where is the new Eighteen? Where did the New Eighteen go?!"

"Ah, he went home." Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.

"This Four Eyes! He actually left his boss and went home alone..." Gintoki said through gritted teeth, "His salary must be deducted when he goes back!"

…

He looked at the Shinsengumi members behind him who were drooling over Yoshihara's food.

"It's just a few pieces of meat..." Fourteen curled his lips disdainfully, then pointed at a member of the True Selection Group and shouted: "Hey, go get the high-grade beef and barbecue grill from the tent, give it to me today. You guys get extra meals!”

All the Shinsengumi members cheered instantly.

…

ten minutes later.

"The barbecue is ready~" Fourteen stood in front of the barbecue and shouted.

"Yoshi!" A group of Shinsengumi members cheered and rushed forward instantly.

But after seeing the barbecue cooked by Fourteen, everyone's expressions changed.

"What is this?" a member of the True Selection Group asked with black lines on his head.

"What? Of course it's barbecue." Fourteen looked at the team member who asked as if he was an idiot.

"No, I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the thick layer on the barbecue..."

"Mayonnaise," Fourteen replied, and then showed a serious look on his face, "Isn't this common sense? Delicious high-grade beef becomes even more delicious with even better mayonnaise."

After saying that, Fourteen picked up a skewer of barbecued meat smeared with mayonnaise and ate it with relish.

Shinsengumi member: No, only you think it tastes good.

"It doesn't matter. I still have a lot of meat. Let's grill it again." A member of the True Selection Team looked at the other members of the True Selection Team and cheered.

"That's right, just bake it again."

"Just pretend you didn't see it just now."

"That's right."

But when all the members of the Shinsengumi looked at the box where the beef was stored, everyone was in trouble because the box was empty!

"Deputy Commander...have you roasted all the meat?"

"Of course, I'm also your deputy commander after all." Fourteenth replied while eating barbecue, "I work super hard to help you replenish your strength. Sa, you're welcome, eat quickly."

After saying that, Fourteen stuffed two skewers of grilled meat smeared with mayonnaise into the hands of each member of the Shinsengumi.

Afterwards, a group of Shinsengumi members squatted on the ground with barbecues in their hands, gathered into a group and fell into the shadows.

But at this moment, hands holding soup bowls were handed to these Shinsengumi members.

“Although only the broth is left, it tastes very good~”

The Baihua ladies leaned down and said with smiles on their faces.

"Is this... an angel?" Looking at the Baihua ladies who seemed to be emitting holy light, all the Shinsengumi members were moved to tears.

…

"Orangutan, what do you think? My proposal just now?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kondo and said.

"I think it's good, but we have to listen to the opinions of the team members." Kondo thought for a moment and then replied.

At the same time, Fourteen also discovered that something was wrong with the members of the real selection team on his side, and they were all holding soup bowls with tears streaming down their faces...

"How can you eat something of unknown origin?!" Shi Shi cursed, "throw it away quickly!"

"Well, calm down, Fourteen." Kondo's voice came from behind Fourteen, "Didn't I just say that? When a man is invited by a girl to have dinner, he must accept it as a gentleman! This is common sense. !”

"What kind of common sense is this!" Fourteen cursed.

"Hey, you guys," Kondo ignored Fourteen's words and walked up to the members of the Shinsengumi, and then said, "Tonight, Jiang Chengsang from Yoshiwara proposed that the Shinsengumi have a meeting with Momoka. Friendship. For the sake of fairness, let me ask for your opinion. Keep it simple and vote by a show of hands. If you agree, please raise your hands!"

Seeing the impatient expression on his director's face, Fourteen couldn't help but cursed: "You are the only one who wants to participate!"

But just after he finished scolding, Fourteen found that all members of his Shinsengumi raised their hands.

"Let me commit seppuku all of them!"

"It's only tonight. This is the director's order!" Kondo replied in a deep voice, "You can also participate in the 14th."

"What kind of order is this from the director?" Fourteen cursed, then walked up to Kondo and whispered: "Hey, didn't you say that tonight we would search for the General's lost rhinoceros tonight?!"

"That, in fact, is not an important matter," Kondo said without thinking, "Fourteen, you should also care about the team members occasionally. You have trained me so that I don't even have the opportunity to touch women. Today is considered a very... Good opportunity.”

"What an opportunity! It's obviously just selfish desire!" Fourteen complained, "What else is called unimportant? If we can't find it, we have to commit seppuku!"

"Yoshi, it's decided, everyone will participate!" Kondo shouted.

"Have you listened to what anyone said?" Fourteen collapsed a little.

Looking at the other side, Baihua's side.

After hearing that Jiang Cheng asked the Baihua girls to participate in the party, all the Baihua girls looked embarrassed and resistant.

"What...are you planning on?" Yue Yong dragged Jiang Cheng to the side and asked.

"Of course it's for these girls," Jiang Cheng said matter-of-factly, "This is also an opportunity for these girls to get in touch with men. They will get married and have children one day, right?"

"What are you talking about? They..." Yue Yong said disdainfully, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before she finished speaking.

"Yes, for sure." After Jiang Cheng said this, he looked at the group of Baihua ladies who were whispering.

After a long silence, Yue Yong finally sighed: "What an idiot. But... let's just treat today as a holiday."

"Yueyue, did you agree?!" Jiang Cheng asked in surprise.

"Only this time." Yue Yong said and walked towards the Baihua members again. "This is an order. All members are required to participate!"

"Hey~" A Baihua girl pouted and said coquettishly: "No~ I only want Jiang Chengsama~ not to have contact with those men~"

"Me too."

"And I."

All Baihua members spoke out one after another.

"I told you this is an order!" Yue Yong shouted again.

Hearing Yue Yong's threatening tone, all the Baihua members reluctantly agreed.

…

On the other side, Xin Baji, who had been lying in wait in the tree for several hours, yawned and murmured: "How long will it take to wait..."

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