Maybe a Fake Gintama

In fact, the members of Baihua are all good-looking, but they all have scars on their faces, but they are also hidden by tight clothes. And because of years of training, my figure is also in top shape, and there is no fat at all.

There's just one thing, that is, their personalities...are not like those ordinary girls at all. After all, she was sold to Yoshiwara as a child. Apart from the skills that a wandering girl should learn, she doesn't know anything else. Apart from these, all he has are the skills he has mastered under Yue Yong's training... killing skills.

…

Looking at the Baihua members who were gradually talking to the members of the True Selection Team, and the laughter that came from time to time, Yue Yong's expression softened a lot. Yue Yong began to have some expectations, maybe what Jiang Cheng said was true. There will be a day when it comes true.

"What a... incredible man." Yue Yong said to herself.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting next to Yue Yong, asked in confusion, "The voice is too soft."

"Nothing." Yue Yong replied.

"What a strange person." Jiang Cheng curled his lips and said, and then looked at the members of Baihua who were talking to a group of members of the True Selection Team in front of him, "Why don't you go over? Maybe you can also find a girl. Maybe it’s self-awareness.”

"Stop talking nonsense," Yue Yong replied, "I have abandoned that kind of thing a long time ago."

After Jiang Cheng made a disdainful sound, he ignored Yue Yong and walked towards the crowd on his own.

"Ahem," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said, "Well, the first item of the friendship is over now, and the second item will follow!"

"Huh? The second item? What is that?"

"Is it a karaoke bar? I read comics like this."

"Where can you find karaoke in such a deserted mountain? You must be an idiot!"

A group of Baihua members and Shinsengumi members whispered.

Jiang Cheng coughed lightly again and said, "You're right. Usually it's karaoke, but this kind of barren mountains and wild mountains is really..."

After a pause, Jiang Cheng said again, "So, in order to ensure that the association can proceed smoothly, after the unanimous decision of the association organizing committee, the karaoke OK will be replaced by a courage test competition!"

"A test of courage?! Isn't that a plot that only appears in romance comics?!"

"I never thought that one day I would be able to participate in this kind of event! I'm really excited!"

"The director today is so handsome! Even if he is an orangutan, he is still a super handsome orangutan today!"

Listening to the whispers of his team members, Kondo's expression changed slightly: "Did someone just say orangutan? Do you also think I am an orangutan?! Don't look away! Look at my face and say it!"

"Shut up! Orangutan!" Fourteen couldn't help shouting.

"Even Fourteenth, you..." Kondo was about to cry out of grievance.

"Yo Xi, yo Xi, don't cry if you don't want to cry." Jiang Cheng patted Kondo's shoulder and comforted him, then handed over two bananas.

After receiving the banana, Kondo squatted on the ground aggrievedly and fell into the shadows.

"Don't get me excited! You brats!" Fourteen scolded his team members,

"This kind of child's play is almost enough! Have you forgotten the mission?! Do you want to commit seppuku?!"

"You should be gentler with your subordinates. The task of catching the rhinoceros is fine, right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently and said.

"Search, search, search!" All the members of the True Selection Team echoed.

"You..." Fourteen was on the verge of breaking out.

"Maybe it's because I'm afraid that I don't dare to participate." Sougo raised his hand and said, "If that's the reason, wouldn't it be nice to admit it?"

"Who would be afraid of something like that?" Fourteen shouted.

"Souga, then prepare to group up!" Jiang Cheng said with his hands crossed and nodded.

"I haven't agreed yet! Bastard!"

"This is also the director's order!" Kondo stood up and folded his hands and said seriously.

fourteen:"……"

"Gin-chan, it's so fun, let's join in, Aru!" Kagura said excitedly to Gintoki beside her.

"Huh? I don't want that kind of playing house thing." Gintoki yawned, waved his hands and said casually.

"Hey? Are Gin-chan scared? That's why you don't dare to participate, Aru?" Kagura asked doubtfully.

"What did you say?! How could I be afraid of that kind of thing!" Gintoki retorted.

"Then let's join together, Aru!" Kagura said again.

…

The grouping was done by drawing lots. Of course, the results of the drawing were slightly tampered with by Jiang Cheng and Sougo.

Basically, they are a combination of one man and one woman, but there are also a few special combinations, namely: Kondo and Yamazaki, Sougo and Kagura, Gintoki and Shiju, Jiangcheng and... Tsukiyomi.

"Why didn't I get a girl!" Kondo complained helplessly, "Why is my partner Yamazaki!"

"What's going on?" Jiang Cheng leaned into Sougo's ear and whispered, "Didn't we agree that we will be in a group, Yueyue and Kagura-chan will be in a group?! Did you make a mistake?"

"There's nothing we can do, boss," Sougo waved his hand, "There were too many people, and something went wrong in the end."

"Um, can you change with me for a moment, Kagura-chan." Jiang Cheng said with a smile to Kagura beside him.

"Okay." Kagura agreed without thinking too much.

Gintoki and Fourteen, who were standing by, finally reacted, pointed at each other and said loudly: "Why am I in a group with this guy?!"

"There's nothing we can do. This is also the result of drawing lots..." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

"We want to switch too! Why can't you and us?!" Gintoki and Fourteen shouted again.

"Search, search, search, we have to switch!" Kondo also shouted, "Why is my partner not a girl? It's not fair at all! And I am also a member of the organizing committee, right? I should have privileges, right?" "

Afterwards, all the people divided into groups protested.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who aroused the anger of the crowd, Sougo sighed, came to Jiang Cheng, and whispered: "In this situation, the only option is to regroup or to grievance you, boss, but regrouping is a waste of time. ……so……"

Jiang Cheng, who was holding his forehead, finally chose to switch back with Kagura.

"Are you satisfied?!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "So, the grouping of all members cannot be changed!"

Everyone: Why do you look so unhappy?

…

"Yo Xi! This is the entrance!" Jiang Cheng stood in front of a path in the forest and said to everyone: "The route is to walk from here to the end, and then circle back along the right side of the forest. The shortest time You can get...that, Sougo-kun, we don’t seem to have prepared any prizes, right?”

"Then how about taking Hijikata's head as a reward?" Sougo raised his hand and suggested.

"That's enough for you..." Fourteen said.

"Let's talk about the prizes last. Anyway, we have to let the event continue." Jiang Cheng said again, "Then, let's come in groups. The time interval between the previous group and the next group is one minute."

"I'm really looking forward to it. This is a scene I've only seen in romance comics." A Shinsengumi member said expectantly.

"Don't underestimate this forest. It is said that this place used to be a battlefield. Countless ghosts might be wandering in it~" Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "Then... let's start!"

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, everyone who had been divided into groups in advance began to walk into the path in an orderly manner. After a while, the girls screamed.

"This is youth." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

…

After nearly an hour, it was Jiang Cheng and others' turn.

"The orangutan and the virgin have gone in, and you two will be next." Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at Gintoki and Shishi who were standing aside.

"Tch, this is really the worst grouping." Fourteen said disdainfully, and then looked at Gintoki, "Hurry up and end this farce."

"Huh?! What did you say?!" Gintoki looked unhappy, "Do you think I'm willing to team up with you? Seeing your face makes me want to vomit, okay?!"

Then, the two started fighting.

"But... the boss is really awesome," Sougo said while holding his cell phone. "He even knows that this place was once a battlefield."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng looked at Sougo with confusion.

"Here," Sougo pointed the phone screen at everyone, "it says here that this forest was indeed a battlefield before. It is said that some people have seen ghosts holding their heads in the forest at night."

The faces of Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, and Fourteen turned dark instantly. Listening to the screams coming from the forest from time to time, the faces of the three people became darker.

"Um...I suddenly felt a pain in my stomach." Gintoki was the first to speak out.

"That...Actually, I am too. It should be a problem of eating too much barbecue." Fourteen raised his hand and said.

"Actually, I..." Just as Jiang Cheng started to speak, he saw Yue Yong on the side showing a look of contempt. So, he quickly changed his words: "You are not afraid, are you? If you are afraid, just say it. As long as you admit it boldly, we will not force you."

"Who... who is scared!" Gintoki shouted, "I just ate too much curry and my anus wanted to spray curry out!"

"Hey, this is so disgusting..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Boss, don't push them two. After all, it's understandable to be afraid of ghosts," Sougo sighed, "Of course, maybe tomorrow the newspaper will publish a story about the vice-president of the real selection team who is not as courageous as the little girl. Maybe the news~"

"What did you say!" Fourteen was furious in an instant.

"That makes sense," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then looked at Gintoki with a look of sympathy on his face, "Don't worry, if you're scared, don't force yourself. I'm a very strict person, what about Gintoki?" I will never say such things to Gao Zai and Wig, even if your courage is inferior to that of a little girl, and I will definitely not talk too much about Heizi Ye. No one will laugh at you! Don't worry!"

"Can you delete the edited message before you say this?" Gintoki complained speechlessly, and looking at the gloomy forest path behind him, he said bravely: "It's just this level, I'm He has a nickname called Ghost Killer."

"Are you the same?" Fourteen said in surprise, "I also have the nickname of the Vice-Commander of Demons in the Shinsengumi, that is, the Vice-Commander who specializes in killing ghosts."

"That's it, then you two go in quickly." After saying that, Jiang Cheng and Sougo pushed them both at the same time.

Seeing the two people getting further and further away from each other and gradually falling into darkness, Jiang Cheng and Sougo both showed hearty (and sinister) smiles...

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