Maybe a Fake Gintama

But just when Gintoki and Jiang Cheng were stunned, Kagura decisively seized the right to sign.

"Then let's call it TAMA!" Kagura said.

Miss Etsuko: "Understood."

"It's too casual!" Shinbaji complained, "Aren't you over eating raw egg rice yet?!"

"Why do I feel more and more like a stray dog?" Gintoki murmured.

"Girls nowadays like names like this. It's incredible." Jiang Cheng said with emotion, and then he came to his senses and complained loudly: "And why don't you need to confirm this time? Why can you just adopt it directly this time? "

"Hello everyone, this is the first time we meet. My name is Marie Antoinette." Xiaoyu said.

"She ignored Xiaoyu! She doesn't like the name Xiaoyu at all!" Xinbaji complained.

"Everyone calls it the black mole light wave." Xiaoyu continued.

"I'm being bullied! I'm being bullied entirely because of the button on my forehead!" Shinbachi complained again.

"By the way, who are [everyone] referring to?" Gintoki said casually.

"They must be warriors or martial artists, Aru." Kagura replied, "Not only are they brute force, but they also have very dark personalities!"

"So, didn't you say that? Why do you have to use RPG game mode? Wouldn't it be better to just switch to FPS game mode?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands with a casual look on his face. "RPG games are like this. You are said to be a team, but you never know when your teammates will betray you, or even say bad things about you secretly, such as [that brave man is an idiot], [that one] A brave man is actually a natural roll in reality], [Don’t think he is a brave man in the game, he must be a Nite in reality] and so on.”

"Why do I feel like two of the two people in the back were shot..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

"I always feel sad when I think about it," Xiaoyu paused and then asked, "Do you want to keep the adventure book?"

New Eight: "Why did you end the adventure without permission?"

Gintoki: "Wait a minute! Didn't the adventure just begin?!"

"That's what the so-called adventure is," Jiang Cheng nodded with approval, "I don't know when my former partners will part ways. I don't know when the adventure together will end."

"It doesn't matter at all!" Gintoki shouted, "And the reason why you don't like playing RPG games is just because you were abandoned by your teammates?!"

"How is that possible..." Jiang Cheng said bravely.

"No...it's better not to be brave, your expression completely betrays you." Shinbachi complained in a low voice.

"Please prepare the resurrection spell: Mogagazi Boluosuokule Makuluoparamita." After saying that, Xiaoyu closed her eyes again.

"You're actually still using this password mode now," Gintoki complained, and then he quickly started looking for paper and pen, "Notebook, get the notebook quickly."

"That...has been turned off." Xin Baji said.

"What's the password? You said it too fast! There's no time to remember it!" Gintoki shouted, "Why can't the adventure book be saved if it disappears? This guy is just pretending to sleep! He definitely just doesn't want to It’s just work!”

"Indeed..." Jiang Cheng said seriously again,

"It's a pain to forget to archive."

"Why did I read another emotion in your expression?" Shinbachi murmured, "In the end, did you hate RPG games because you forgot to save?!"

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng retorted, then curled his lips and continued: "It's just because I forgot to save the file before defeating the Demon King! Those people... actually kicked me out of the team because of this, and they also talked about me behind my back. Bad words...can you understand this feeling?!"

"I can't understand it at all! In the end, isn't it because you took the risk that you couldn't continue?!" Gintoki shouted.

"It's so sad! It's really sad! It's really sad for you to abandon RPG games for this reason!" Shinpachi answered.

…

"Speaking of which, this is indeed of no use. It's better to throw it away." Jiang Cheng suggested.

"That makes sense. After all, I didn't even have time to memorize the resurrection spell," Gintoki nodded, "Our adventure is over."

"No Aru!" Kagura said with tears in her eyes, "Don't give up. As long as we don't give up, we will definitely be able to continue our adventure!"

"No, let's give up..." Gintoki showed a look of reluctance.

"I always feel that... you guys are overacting..." Shinpashi murmured.

"Actually, there is not only one so-called resurrection spell." Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and said with a smile.

"Huh? Really?" Xin Bajie was shocked.

"Let me give it a try," Jiang Cheng said, turning Xiaoyu's head to face him again, showing a face that looked sunny but was full of darkness, and said: "If you don't turn it on, I'll smash it." I love you~"

"What kind of resurrection spell is this! It's just a naked threat!" Xin Bajiu complained, but just after he finished speaking, Xin Bajiu discovered that Xiaoyu had really woken up! "It really works! Are robots afraid of death too?!"

"Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah~" Xiaoyu opened her eyes, "Xiaoyu has upgraded."

"I don't know why, but the level has gone up." Shinpachi complained in a low voice, "Did you go on an adventure alone just now? Did you go to challenge slimes alone?"

"The strength increased by 3, the speed increased by 2, and the powerlessness increased by 5," Xiaoyu continued, but her voice became smaller and smaller. "The laziness increased by 6, the fatigue increased by 7, and it felt very void..."

"Wait a minute! Why are the negative parameters constantly rising? Did you pick up poisonous mushrooms on the ground?" Xin Baji couldn't help but complain.

"...The laziness level increased by 2...Mogagazi Bo Luosu Ku Le Makuluo Parami. I feel so tired, I don't want to work, and I am so tired from doing things~" After saying that, Xiaoyu closed her eyes again and fell silent. .

"Why did you recite the resurrection spell by yourself!" Xin Baji murmured, "Besides... you just don't look for a job at all!"

"It looks like it's really broken, Gintoki. There's no need for the resurrection spell or anything." Jiang Cheng said to Gintoki, "Then let's choose humane destruction. What do you think?"

"Indeed, this is the only way to do it." Gintoki nodded.

"Then..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and smashed it down. However, it was too late. When Jiang Cheng's hand was only three centimeters away from Xiaoyu's head, Xiaoyu woke up.

"The system update has been completed, and the FPS game mode has been installed." Xiaoyu's first words when she opened her eyes were different from just now. She obviously spoke faster...

"Xiaoyu, your desire to live is too strong..." Xin Bajia pushed his eyes, unable to complain in his heart.

"It seems like it's really useless." After Gintoki yawned, he picked up the remote control and turned on the TV and leaned on the sofa.

"This reporter looks familiar." Jiang Cheng murmured.

"That's the anchor Yuno. I heard that he came back after the divorce." Shinpachi explained.

"Anchor Yuno? Who is that?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"It's the Amnesia Chapter. Didn't you go ask Anchor Yuno at that time?" Shinpachi reminded.

"Really? Is that possible?" Jiang Cheng was confused.

"Hey, could it be that that stick knocked all your memories away..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

"Great?"

"I don't know if you have real amnesia or fake amnesia..."

"Sure enough, Anchor Yuno is the best." Gintoki's eyes were swollen and only Anchor Yuno was left on the TV screen. "Although we are divorced, I feel more beautiful~"

"Yin Sang, it's better to advise you to stay away from this woman," Xin Baji reminded kindly, "This woman is not as simple as she seems on the surface."

"Yeah, I understand," Gintoki nodded, "Actually, there's a lot of stuff inside the clothes! I've always believed this!"

"Is that all you can think about?!" Shinpachi scolded, "I'm referring to the girl with a mace she summoned during that meeting! That girl doesn't look like an ordinary human being. Got it!"

"I understand, I understand. In the eyes of fans, idols are not ordinary humans." Gintoki nodded and replied, but his eyes were fixed on the TV.

"Can you listen to what people are saying, you bastard!" Shinpachi scolded, "The girl she summoned that day must be a shikigami. Then Anchor Yuno must be an onmyoji."

"Do you think I'm as stupid as Jiang Cheng?" Gintoki turned around and said casually, "Onmyoji? How could there be such a thing?"

"No, there really are." Shinpachi replied, "Although it is rarely seen on the surface, there are indeed two powerful Onmyoji families in Edo. Maybe Anchor Yuno belongs to one of these families. Maybe.”

"That's great, I wish I were the shikigami of anchor Yuno..." Gintoki said with admiration as he looked at the TV.

"It's really hopeless..." As he said that, Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng again, "By the way, Jiang Chengsang, how did you invite anchor Yuno last time?"

"Uh..." Jiang Cheng thought about it for a long time and couldn't think of it, so he smiled coquettishly. "I really forgot..."

"Everyone is like this... forget it." Before Xin Baji could finish speaking, he was suddenly attracted by a strange news on TV.

on tv.

"Anchor Yuno? Anchor Yuno?" the host's voiceover sounded.

"Hi, I am the live anchor Yuno." The anchor Yuno is still wearing the same pink kimono, standing in front of the camera, "This is the front door of the [Lin Research Institute] at the time site. Dr. Lin Liushan was killed. Known as an authority in the mechanical world. He is the inventor of the recently very popular [Robot Housekeeper Etsuko]."

Immediately afterwards, photos of Dr. Liushan and the suspect who killed Dr. Liushan were posted on the camera [photo of the Furongyi-10 prototype machine]...

And this Furong Zero Unit is exactly the same as the Xiaoyu on the table in the Master House!

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