Maybe a Fake Gintama

After comparing the photos of the suspects on the TV, Xin Baji stood up suddenly, pointed at Xiaoyu with trembling hands and said: "That...could it be Xiaoyu?! There is no mistake at all. The robot suspected of murder is this Xiaoyu Ah! Although there is only one head left, and this Dr. Lin is the one who made Xiaoyu and the other robot maids!"

"Did you kill your biological father and then escape here?" Gintoki analyzed seriously, but then he suddenly couldn't help laughing, waved his hand and said casually: "How could such a thing happen? Can this kind of junk kill people? How could it do such suspenseful and terrifying things?"

"Didn't you say this is a robot? There should be a lot of guys who look the same, right?" Gintoki still looked disapproving, "And it only has one head. How on earth can we kill people."

"There is also the possibility that someone destroyed it during the escape, and only one head was left." Xiaoyu said at this time, "It is very regrettable that most of the memories before there was only one head left have been lost. However, [Yi-00] Machine] This model really talks about me.”

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"Well, I suddenly remembered that I have something else to do, so I won't bother you!" Jiang Cheng suddenly stood up, nodded and said, "Goodbye, everyone!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and left without any hesitation, because Jiang Cheng felt that if he stayed here for a while, he might get into something strange again.

Before things get weird, leaving decisively is the most correct choice.

Seeing Jiang Guo leave decisively, everyone didn't think much.

But then, looking at the empty table in front of him, Xin Baji asked doubtfully: "By the way, where is Xiaoyu?"

"I just saw Xiaoyu leaving with Jiang Cheng." Gintoki said casually, "It doesn't matter, you can't sell that kind of thing for much."

"That's just a head! How on earth did it leave with it!" Shinpachi shouted.

"It seems that he hung his hair on Jiang Cheng's leg and walked with him." Gintoki replied.

"Ah! If you say that...doesn't my egg beater disappear? Aru!" Kagura stood up instantly.

"I've said it countless times, there is no such thing!" Gintoki shouted.

"But... I still feel a little concerned about the news broadcast on TV." Xin Baji continued, "Will Jiang Chengsang be involved in something strange?"

"It's okay, it's okay," Gintoki disagreed. "That guy is famous for his fate. Even if Edo is bombed, that guy will definitely be alive and well."

"That's what I said, but..." Xin Baji hesitated, his brows filled with confusion.

…

on the street.

"Hey, it's really a right choice," Jiang Cheng nodded and murmured to himself, "At least I won't get into anything weird."

"That's right." Xiaoyu agreed.

"Really? I think I'm very smart too," Jiang Cheng smiled and nodded, but then he suddenly realized something, "Why are you here too! Why did you come here too!"

"I'm very sorry just now. It seems to be caused by malfunction in the early stage of operation. It has been restored now." Xiaoyu continued.

"Did you come here just to talk about this? I'm not interested in this at all!" Jiang Cheng vigorously pulled Xiaoyu's hair wrapped around his calf, "Let go of my legs!"

However, what Jiang Cheng didn't notice was that the pedestrians around him all moved out of the way as if they had seen something scary.

After a full minute, Jiang Cheng did not pull off the hair, and Xiaoyu was still pressed tightly against Jiang Cheng's calf.

"I said you should stop it, okay?" Jiang Cheng scolded, "Why do you have to follow me! Wouldn't it be better to harm that naturally curly silver hair?!"

"Congratulations, you got a leggings." Xiaoyu continued.

"I don't need it at all!" Jiang Cheng said angrily.

"It's just a simple data analysis. According to panel analysis, your panel data is greater than [Silver Hair Natural Curly]. Do you want to archive it?"

"Do you still have this kind of function?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, but in the next moment he suddenly reacted and cursed loudly, "It doesn't matter what happens! Get off my legs quickly!"

"Saved. The next save point is the Demon King's Palace." After saying that, Xiaoyu closed her eyes again.

"Why did you save it just because you were talking to yourself!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "And do you want me to take you on an adventure? Do you want me to conquer the Demon King?! Not going! I hate RPG games. La! Get out of my body quickly!"

"I'm really sorry, this equipment has been cursed and cannot be discarded." Xiaoyu opened her eyes and said.

"How can this not be discarded? It's simply because you don't want to be discarded!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "And I don't remember ever having equipment like yours!"

"You have turned on the [Auto Pick Up] [Auto Equip] function."

"It's too late to say this now! It's just an excuse you made! Get off my legs quickly! You look like a pervert!"

"If you want to unload your equipment, please go to a nearby church." Xiaoyu suggested.

"Souga, where is the church?" Jiang Cheng asked, but then he suddenly realized, "No! That's not the case at all! Hurry up and give me..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by a female voice.

"it's here!"

"Here?" Jiang Cheng raised his head in confusion, and saw that the three leaders were a young man wearing a butler's uniform with smooth yellow hair that made Gintoki drool with envy, and the other was a boy with pink hair and a maid's uniform. A girl with a mop, and an... ordinary uncle.

The most important thing is that behind these three people are a group of girls dressed as maids.

After Jiang Cheng was stunned for half a minute, he lowered his head and whispered to Xiaoyu, "Although the rest of the people are not very strange, isn't the pink-haired girl at the head a little too strange? Her eyes are too big. Right? It doesn’t fit the character of this work at all.”

"Hey, boy, hand over Furong Zero." The ordinary uncle said.

"Huh? Ordinary uncle, what are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and asked in confusion, "What is Furong Zero Unit? What is that?"

"My name is not [ordinary uncle]!" The ordinary uncle cursed, "Forget it, hand over that thing on your leg."

"Things on your legs?" Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment, then raised his head and said with an embarrassed look: "This is a bit difficult, after all, I also like these pants. If you really want it, come with me to get it at home. , said I still have several pairs of identical pants at home."

"That's not what you're talking about!"

"That's not it?" After pondering for a moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly had an idea, "Do you mean shorts?! Do you also like to wear boxers?! It's really incredible. He is obviously an ordinary uncle but likes boxers. It seems that people really cannot be judged by their appearance.”

Jiang Cheng nodded and continued: "But this really doesn't work. Of course, that's what I said. If you really like it, I can tell you the store address. In fact, it's not a great specialty store, it's just an ordinary convenience store. Yes. Wait a minute, there should be an invoice from the last time I bought something, with the address on the invoice."

Seeing Jiang Chengzhen start groping on his body, the ordinary uncle said angrily: "It's not that at all! And uncle, the only thing I like is crotch cloth! Who would wear something like that!"

"I see. Speaking of uncles, it must be crotch cloth." Jiang Cheng nodded, "After all, only uncles like that kind of thing. But isn't it uncomfortable to wear it? Doesn't it feel uncomfortable between the buttocks? And when going to the toilet Will it be troublesome when it’s done? More importantly... won’t it stick to feces if it’s so tight?”

"Hmph," the ordinary uncle looked disapproving, "What do you know, kid? This is the most traditional attire."

"I see, it's just tradition." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then analyzed: "Because we have to keep the tradition, it doesn't matter if we stick to poop. Is that what you mean?"

"Data record, [ordinary uncles like to wear crotch cloth, which is easy to stick to feces]" the pink-haired girl said.

"There's no need to record this kind of data! And that's not what we're talking about at all! What on earth have you heard!" the ordinary uncle said angrily.

"Data deleted."

"Your maid has quite a personality." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "But didn't you just say that you want to keep the tradition? Then why do you need a maid? After all, maid uniforms are also traditional?"

"I want you to take care of it!"

"I see, I understand." Jiang Cheng had a flash of inspiration, "Ordinary uncles like maids, which is the so-called maid control. I thought only young people would like them, but I didn't expect that even ordinary uncles would like them. It seems that the store opened by Yueyue made the right bet~"

"Data records show that [ordinary uncles] are all maid addicts." The girl with pink hair said.

"There is no need to record this kind of data!" the ordinary uncle shouted, "and now is not the time to talk about this! We should snatch Unit Zero back!"

With that said, the ordinary uncle looked at Jiang Cheng again, "Be smart and hand over Unit Zero quickly. Otherwise... we won't be polite."

"So, what exactly is Unit Zero?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid?!" the ordinary uncle cursed, "Unit Zero refers to the human head on your leg, bastard!"

"Huh?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, and then looked at Xiaoyu on his lap, "I never thought you had such a name! But then again, why is it called Unit Zero?"

"Because... I was the first one created." Xiaoyu explained.

Maybe this is a fake Gintama