Maybe a Fake Gintama

Night, Yoshihara gate.

"Hey, are you making a mistake? Do you really want the General to come to a place like this?" Fourteen murmured, standing in front of all the members of the True Selection Team.

"There is nothing we can do about it. After all, the General wants to come to a place like this." Kondo said, "In short, today's task is to protect the General! Moreover, because of the General's instructions, the General must not be exposed. The identity of an adult!"

"I think I've been exposed." Yamazaki looked at the several tanks and planes behind him speechlessly, "Only a fool can't see this situation!"

In the security room at the gate of Yoshihara, two uncles whose faces could not be seen clearly were exchanging glasses of wine.

"Don't worry," one security guard shouted to another security guard, "Just leave it to that kid."

Another security guard chuckled, "I didn't expect that..."

…

"The general is here!" A member of the Shinsengumi said as he looked at the arriving limousine.

As soon as these words came out, everyone quickly lined up and surrounded the arriving limousine on three levels inside and three outside. But it is more like protection than encirclement.

Then, two people got out of the car. These two people were Lord Matsudaira and General Tokugawa Shigemo.

"General, I still feel it's a little unsafe to come to a place like this." Fourteen tried to persuade him.

"No, I just want to take a look." Maomao replied with a smile.

"The general's safety will be left to you." Lord Matsudaira took a puff of his cigar and said casually, "Uncle, I'm not used to coming to this kind of place, and Smile Bar is more suitable for me."

"You just leave the mess to us, right?" Fourteen shouted.

"Hey, what are you doing here? I will be very angry if you disturb Yoshihara's business."

"Of course I was ordered to protect the general..." Fourteen blurted out, but as soon as he finished speaking, he realized something was wrong. He turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile on his face, "When did you get here?!"

"Ah, a travel girl told me that a group of heavily armed policemen gathered at the entrance of Yoshihara. I was a little concerned, so I took a look." Jiang Cheng replied, and then showed a look of distress on his face, "There is nothing wrong with coming to play, but If it affects Yoshiwara’s business, I will still be very distressed.”

"How is that possible? We are just here to protect..." Before Kondo could finish speaking, Fourteen covered his mouth.

"Shut up! Didn't you say that the identity of the general cannot be exposed?! It's you who said this!" Fourteen cursed in a low voice.

Jiang Cheng looked at Shishi and Kondo with a puzzled look, then sighed and looked at the tanks and helicopters around him, "Well, can you please get rid of all these things? It will affect Yoshiwara's business. Customers see these Nothing dares to come in.”

"Impossible!" Fourteen replied without thinking.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, but his tone was indeed extremely cold, "Then don't blame me."

With that said, Jiang Cheng clapped his hands, and then a group of Baihua members appeared behind Jiang Cheng.

"What do you want to do? Go against the shogunate?" Fourteen said seriously.

“No, no, no, I’m just helping to get these things away.

Jiang Cheng said casually, "Don't pin such a big charge on me, Liu Haijun." "

"Don't call me by that name!" Fourteen cursed.

"Boss, actually thank you for all the decisions made by Hijikata-san." Sougo said, "If you are angry, why don't you chop Hijikata-san down to relieve your anger."

"Shut up!" Fourteen scolded, and then he leaned in front of Sougo and reminded him in a low voice, "There is nothing we can do about this! How can the general not protect himself when he comes to such a mixed place?!" If there is anything wrong with the general, we will all have to commit seppuku!"

"Katakuri Tiger, let them remove all these weapons." Shigemo said to Lord Matsudaira aside, "I will also feel sorry if it affects business."

"No!" Fourteen said quickly, "A place like this is full of rogues! What if..."

"It doesn't matter." Maomao replied.

"What on earth are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"It has nothing to do with you!" Fourteen shouted.

"Hey, hey, that's too much to say. How come it doesn't matter? It's a big deal, okay?" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Because of these things you parked, how much money did Yoshihara make less? Yunu's What to do with your income? Aren’t you police? Can you ignore the life and death of the lower class people just for your own selfish desires?!”

"What this gentleman said makes sense," Maomao came over, "It would be bad to cause trouble to the lower-class wandering girls."

"But..." Fourteen still wanted to say something.

"This is an order." Maomao said.

"Okay..." In the end, Fourteen compromised.

Subsequently, all tanks, artillery and helicopters retreated under the command of Fourteenth.

"Yeah," Jiang Cheng nodded, "That's right."

"Why don't you give me an advantage and act like a good boy!" Shi Shi scolded.

"But it's still because you have lost some customers," Jiang Cheng continued, "Then it's up to you to make up for this loss. It's not much, only 300 million."

"Stop kidding me!" Fourteen was furious in an instant, "How could it be possible to lose 300 million in such a short time! Why don't you go and grab it! You just don't like me!"

"It seems Liu Haijun is very self-aware." Jiang Cheng replied with a sigh on his face.

…

"Suga, I understand," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then looked at Maomao aside, "Anyway, this guy wants to come to Yoshiwara to relax, right?"

"Well, that's pretty much it." Lord Songping nodded.

"I see, this guy looks like he's been to a place like this for the first time," Jiang Cheng looked at Maomao's face and then said, "He should be around twenty years old, and his face can't hide his excitement. , Is this a virgin?"

"Pfft!" Everyone roared.

"What's wrong? Don't you see it?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "No matter how you look at this face, you are still a virgin, right?"

"Can you shut up! How can you say such a thing so bluntly!" Fourteen cursed.

"Because...this is a fact, right?"

"Even if it's the truth, there's no need to be so straightforward!" Fourteen retorted, and then looked at his team members, "Forget what I just said!"

"For generations in the general's family, virgins have been virgins around the age of twenty." Maomao said seriously.

"No need to explain! General, you don't need to explain!" Kondo said quickly.

"Although I don't know what you are talking about, I understand the purpose," Jiang Cheng nodded, "In short, it is to let this young man get rid of his virginity, right? Don't worry, this kind of thing comes to Yoshihara. But look He seems to be such a big shot, he can actually get the entire True Selection Team to dispatch, could this guy be..."

【broken! Isn't this guy already aware of the general's identity? ] Fourteen secretly thought something was wrong.

"Is he your son, uncle?" Jiang Cheng said to Duke Songping, "But having said that, you are a little too doting on your son, right? You actually brought your son to a place like this."

"How is that possible!" Fourteen cursed, but Kondo quickly covered his mouth as soon as he said it.

"Just let him think so!" Kondo whispered, "Uncle is like the surrogate father of the General."

"In which world would a father bring his son to a place like this?" Fourteen shouted.

"Hahaha, he is more like a bad friend than a father," Kondo said with a smile, "The so-called man needs a bad friend more than thousands of retainers."

…

"Ah, that's pretty much it." Lord Matsudaira said.

"That's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, "then don't worry, I promise to give you a son with a fresh and radiant face tomorrow!"

"Hey, what does this guy want the general to do here..." Fourteen complained expressionlessly, "And... why does the general have such an eager expression on his face?"

"Then, I'll leave it to you." With that said, Duke Songping turned and left.

"Hey? Aren't you having fun?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Ah, I still prefer to accompany the ladies in the bar." After saying this, Lord Matsudaira raised his hand and waved, "Kondo, Fourteen, please leave the general's safety to me."

Seeing Mr. Songping walking further and further away, Fourteen's eyes twitched, "That uncle just left us with some troublesome things..."

…

On the streets of Yoshiwara.

"This must be your first time coming to a place like this, right?" Jiang Cheng looked at Maomao aside, "Do you have any type of person you like? People, familiarity, or sex. If so. If you like it, I can recommend relevant stores.”

After listening, Maomao's nose spurted two streams of excited air.

[Is this guy really planning to let the General leave something important? ! ] The fourteen people following Jiang Cheng and Maomao were all in bad condition.

"Don't be shy, just say whatever you like. Whatever Yoshihara has can satisfy you." Jiang Cheng continued, "And you are too stiff. If you talk too little, you won't be liked by the wandering girls."

"Jiang Cheng sama!" The wandering girls on the roadside kept saying hello to Jiang Cheng.

"Hey, hey, you have to work hard~" Jiang Cheng smiled and greeted the wandering girls at the roadside shop.

"Ah~ Jiang Chengsama smiled at me!"

"No, you just smiled at me!"

"It's right for me! You ugly monsters!"

Looking at the group of wandering girls arguing over this issue, everyone was speechless.

"Unexpectedly, this guy is quite popular in Yoshiwara." Fourteen muttered disdainfully.

"It seems that all the wandering girls in Yoshiwara trust Jiang Chengsang," Maomao said with a smile, "Then why not recommend a shop to Jiang Chengsang."

"Let me recommend..." Jiang Cheng pointed to his chin and pondered for a moment, but out of the corner of his eye he inadvertently saw a shop in the distance that was not visited by anyone and the business was bleak, and he suddenly had an idea...

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