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"Just go there, it's the only holy place in Edo." Jiang Cheng nodded and made his decision.

"Holy land? What is that?" Fourteen was puzzled.

"Yoshiwara's signature." Jiangcheng replied with a chuckle, "No, not only Yoshiwara's signature, but also the entire Edo's signature. You will never find the same store in Edo! There is only one in Edo. The special service~I wouldn’t recommend it to ordinary people, so I brought you here because you are that uncle’s son.”

"Is there still a store like that?!" Fourteen was shocked.

When Maomao on the side heard this, he spurted two streams of heat from his nostrils again, with an expression of eagerness to try.

"You're such a beginner, are you already excited just by hearing it?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile, holding his hands, "In that case, please be prepared. Be prepared to keep all the things you have accumulated. Prepare!"

After hearing this, Maomao on the side became even more excited. Two lines of nosebleeds flowed from his nose and kept dripping on the ground.

"Hey! Master Maomao! You are too excited!"

"For generations in the general's family, they have been so excited that they couldn't sleep the night before a hike!" Maomao said seriously.

"Hahahaha, you are really interesting," Jiang Cheng suggested with a smile, "How about making preparations in advance?"

"Prepare?" Maomao was puzzled.

"Ah, it seems that you really can't wait any longer, so how about taking off the restraints on your body first? This way you can save a lot of time, in other words, you will have more time to have sex."

"I see, it will indeed be more efficient this way." Maomao nodded.

"What are you talking about! What do you want Mr. General... Maomao to do!" Fourteen shouted.

"I'm just kindly reminding you." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued with an innocent look, "Of course, if you don't want to, just pretend I didn't say anything."

"Of course! How could Master...Maomao take off his clothes on the street..." Before Fourteen could finish speaking, he inadvertently saw that Maomao had taken off only a pair of briefs, "You really took them off..." ah!"

"Then, please." Momo put the clothes he took off into Sougo's hands.

"Hi!"

"Don't be so impatient!" Fourteen shouted, "I'll take it off when I get to the store! And why do I have to wear briefs on a day like this! It's so embarrassing!"

"The general's family has been a briefs fan for generations!" Maomao replied.

"Hey, you guys!" Fourteen gritted his teeth and looked at the members of the Shinsengumi behind him, "If anyone you saw today dares to tell anyone..."

"Then, let's start the second preparation now. Once you are ready, you can step into the store directly." Jiang Cheng nodded and said again.

"Are you planning to ask Mr. Maomao to do something strange?" Fourteen grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and shouted angrily.

"It's just necessary preparation." Jiang Cheng knocked off Shi Shi's hand and explained innocently, then looked at Maomao again, "But there's no need to force it, if you're not mentally prepared."

"For generations, the general family has made complete preparations in advance!"

"Good momentum,

Then, let me teach you the true secret of Yoshiwara! "Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows, then picked up two barrels of lubricating oil from the side, "Next, just pour these two barrels of lubricating oil on your body. "

"What on earth do you want Master Maomao to do!" Shi Shi kicked Jiang Cheng over and cursed.

"It hurts, it hurts..." After Jiang Cheng got up, he continued with a look of complaint, "I just taught him some basic things. Lubricating oil is indispensable when entering a store like this. Don't you know? "

"I don't know! I don't know at all!" Fourteen scolded, "What kind of bad store would put lubricant all over the body!"

But just after he finished speaking, Fourteen saw Maomao pouring all two buckets of lubricant on his body, not sparing every part.

"It's really applied!" Shi Shi's whole body felt bad, and the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground.

"Is this okay?" Maomao looked at Jiang Cheng and asked. But everyone present could see that Maomao was very excited. Because the nosebleeds were still flowing.

"Well, it's almost done." Jiang Cheng nodded, "Come with me next, it's a man's adventure time~"

【adventure! 】The speed of Maomao's nosebleeds increased tenfold, and then he couldn't help but follow Jiang Cheng's footsteps.

"Bridge beans sack!" Fourteen shouted quickly, "If you must apply that kind of thing... then at least put a layer of mayonnaise on the surface of the lubricant!"

"Mayonnaise?" Maomao was puzzled.

"Ah, although the lubricant can't be saved, at least put a layer of mayonnaise on the outside." As he said, Fourteen took out two bottles of mayonnaise from his arms, "Don't underestimate mayonnaise. , this is the most delicious thing in the world. I believe that if you have this,... Mr. Maomao will also become the most popular customer in the store."

As soon as Fourteen finished speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and kicked him down and cursed: "No! There is no shop where you need to smear mayonnaise all over your body!"

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he inadvertently saw Mao Mao who was smearing mayonnaise on his body.

“It’s really applied!!!”

…

The entrance to the Ugly Girls Club.

"Yo Xi, this is it." Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.

Everyone: "..."

"Why the Ugly Girls Club!" Fourteen scolded, "What on earth are you thinking?!"

"What's wrong? This is the only club in Yoshiwara. It's very popular in Yoshiwara." Jiang Cheng explained, "This is a holy place that even high-level adventurers dare not easily enter."

"What a terrible adventure this is! I can't even imagine it!" Fourteen shouted.

"So you feel this way because your level is not high enough." Jiang Cheng sighed softly and continued, "This kind of place has top demon kings from different worlds one after another waiting for the brave to conquer! It's like a mountain after a mountain. The peaks are just waiting for climbers to conquer them!”

"The difficulty is too high! Change it to something simpler!" Fourteen shouted, "Change it to the one from Novice Village! The Demon King is too much! Just a small hillside is enough! "

"Indeed, this guy's level doesn't look very high. No, I should say he is only lv0." Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Mao Mao, who was covered in mayonnaise, "Ready to give up Are you there? If so, I’ll take you to Novice Village for a walk."

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng's tone changed, and he continued angrily, "Hey~ I thought he was a strong-willed guy, but I didn't expect that he wouldn't even dare to try this kind of thing~"

"This person is really very infuriating..." Fourteen muttered through gritted teeth.

"The general's family has been climbers for generations!" Maomao took a step forward.

Jiang Cheng chuckled and said, "It seems I was rude. There are some guys with backbone."

"General... Master Maomao, don't force it! Your level is not suitable for leveling here at all! You will be killed instantly!" Fourteen quickly persuaded.

"No, I've made up my mind." With that said, Maomao stepped directly into the store door.

…

After everyone followed Maomao into the store, they were all stunned. It took a long time before everyone recovered.

Looking at the wandering girls on the stage who had their own merits, Fourteen murmured: "The levels are too different... It's more like a group of demons dancing around than a demon king! Mr. Maomao, it's better for us to leave as soon as possible. , this kind of place..."

"How's it going? Pretty good, right?" Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at Maomao aside.

"Not bad for your size! You can't tell at all!" Fourteen scolded.

"I know," Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully and then mocked, "You only care about the appearance of these wandering girls, right? Really, they are a bunch of annoying guys. They divide people into three or six groups based on their appearance. Ninth grade.”

"Should I say that I am worthy of being a superior? You can look down on us inferiors with peace of mind~ This kind of privilege is really amazing~"

"No one said that!" Fourteen shouted, "Don't pick on me casually!"

"What Jiang Chengsang said makes sense. You shouldn't hate someone for no reason because of their appearance." Kondo nodded, "What's wrong with ugly women? Ugly women are human beings too! Since ugly women can also do this kind of work If so, then maybe they have incredible skills!"

"What you are saying are completely different things!" Fourteen scolded, "Anyway, I don't agree. If people know that Lord Maomao comes to this kind of shop...it will definitely become a shame to Lord Maomao!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah~ It's really a speech from a superior person~" Jiang Cheng continued in a strange tone, "Just coming to a club, it turned into a family shame~ The superior person is really awesome~ I'm really envious What about the life of a superior person~ Anyway, we commoners can’t understand the world of a superior person.”

"I always feel like it's getting hotter and hotter..." Fourteen now has the urge to sew Jiang Cheng's mouth shut, "Master Maomao, you really don't have to force yourself, this kind of place is really not worthy of your status. .”

With that said, Fourteen looked at Jiang Cheng, and then said: "Isn't there an oiran in Yoshihara called Nichiwa Taifu? Let her accompany Lord Shimomo!"

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng looked at Maomao with a shocked look on his face and said: "Do you... like the kind of old woman who can't even keep her face pink?! Your hobbies are too weird! Of course, if you have to It’s also okay if we let Nichiwa host us.”

"No, it's fine here." Maomao replied, and then looked at the group of wandering girls playing around with a smile, as well as a man wearing a blue ninja uniform surrounded by the wandering girls.

"Lord Maomao!" Fourteen wanted to say something more, but Maomao raised his hand to stop him.

Jiang Cheng clapped his hands. At this time, a group of wandering girls noticed Jiang Cheng and others at the door.

"Ahem," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and shouted, "That one brought you a new guest today. Behave well!"

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