Maybe a Fake Gintama

"It's true! Jiang Chengsama has brought many guests!"

"We will work hard!"

Seeing the excitement on the faces of all the wandering girls eager to try, the corners of Fourteen's eyes twitched.

…

Several booths were filled with members of the Shinsengumi and wandering girls.

"Why, isn't it good?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "This is the only service in Edo!"

"Yes." Maomao replied with a smile, and then looked at the wandering girls who were telling jokes and joking to the members of the True Selection Team, "It is indeed the only one. It's been a long time, it's been a long time since I've seen it. I have never been to such a happy scene.”

"Hey, you guys, don't just look over there," Jiang Cheng shouted to the wandering girls, and then pointed at Maomao aside, "This is also a very important guest."

The disgusting looks of the wandering girls did not escape the eyes of Shi Shi and Mao Mao.

"Hey, why do you look so disgusted? Serving that adult is an honor that you can brag about for the rest of your life, okay?" Fourteen scolded.

"Because...it looks disgusting." A tourist girl explained aloud.

"Souda, souda, you look so vomiting with mayonnaise all over your body."

"It's too much to say that, it's like having mayonnaise all over your body."

Listening to the explanations of the wandering girls, the veins on Fourteen's face began to throb, "It should be us who should be disgusted! Are you qualified to dislike others?! And...what's wrong with mayonnaise? Mayonnaise is the best food in the world, okay!”

"So didn't I say it before?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and complained, "No matter how much you say that your whole body is covered with mayonnaise, it's too much."

"Hey, little brother, do you also like ugly girls?" Quanzang came to Jiang Cheng and Maomao's booth and sat down, holding two very distinctive wandering girls in his arms.

"You're here too," Jiang Cheng smiled and greeted Quan Zang, "but you have to be a little more restrained. I heard that you have been staying here for a month."

"Because..." Quanzang looked at the two wandering girls in his arms affectionately, "I can't get enough of the things I like~"

"Haha, as expected of you." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, then picked up the paper towel on the table and handed it to Maomao, "Use this to wipe off the mayonnaise. I know, you want to play too, right? ?Don’t be shy.”

"Jiang Chengsang..." Maomao looked at Jiang Cheng with a moved face.

A few minutes later, Maomao wiped off the mayonnaise all over his body.

"It looks a lot more normal." Jiang Cheng nodded, then reached out to call a few wandering girls, pointed at Maomao beside him and said, "Have a good time playing with this little brother."

"Hi!"

"But don't go too far. This is my first time~" After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up, "Then I won't disturb you anymore. It's my turn to be on duty today~"

"Jiang Chengsang, don't you come to play?" a tourist girl said with regret.

"There's nothing we can do, because we have a day off today." Jiang Cheng curled his lips and replied, "You guys have to work harder~"

"Hey~ Jiang Chengsama, please come on too~"

…

Jiang Cheng had just stepped out of the Ugly Girls Club,

Then I met Tsukiyomi, who was on vacation but was actually patrolling Yoshiwara under the pretense of hanging out.

"What are you doing in a place like this?" Yue Yong suppressed the anger in her heart and asked, "Where are you working?!"

"Well, don't be so angry," Jiang Cheng waved his hands and looked disapproving, "I'm just bringing a few customers to the store. Just leave the work to Baihua."

"Guest?" Yue Yong asked doubtfully, and then glanced at the store, only to see that all the members of the True Selection Team had been tortured by the wandering girls. In particular, some members of the Shinsengumi vomited all over the floor while holding on to the wall.

"Hey, if you mess with them like this, be careful of causing Yoshihara to suffer revenge." Yue Yong reminded kindly.

"No, no, how could it be," Jiang Cheng retorted, "I'm giving them a rare break. It's too late for them to thank me. How could they do that kind of revenge?"

"Boss, I can't do it anymore." Sougo climbed up from the store unsteadily, "My level doesn't seem to be enough either... Is there a teacher who can help me get some health back?"

"The church..." Jiang Cheng held his chin and thought for a moment, and then he had an idea and took out a few discount coupons for the S and M Club from his arms, "If it is Sougo-kun, this place should be equivalent to the church."

"Ah, the boss understands me best." As he said that, Sougo took a few coupons and walked directly towards the store address written on the coupons.

Immediately afterwards, Fourteen staggered out while holding on to the wall, then took out a bottle of mayonnaise from his arms, unscrewed the lid and sucked it all in at once.

"I was saved..." Shi Shi said with lingering fear, "I was almost killed..."

"Is mayonnaise a blood-restoring potion for you?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"By the way, I just have something I want to ask you." Fourteen said and came to Jiang Cheng, looking directly into Jiang Cheng's eyes, "Did you destroy [that]?"

"What is that? Your mayonnaise?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Stop pretending to be stupid!" Shi Shi cursed, then took out a cigarette from his arms and lit one, "Did you destroy Dr. Lin Liushan's research data, right?"

"Dr. Lin Liushan? Who is that?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, "If you are talking about Dr. Gallo, I know it."

"The shogunate took over Dr. Lin Liushan's research after the maid riot, but..." Ignoring Jiang Cheng's nonsense, Fourteen puffed out a puff of smoke and continued, "All the research materials that can be destroyed have been destroyed, and the rest There is only an empty laboratory. I really can’t think of anyone who can move faster than the shogunate.”

"I don't know what you are talking about~" Jiang Cheng said innocently.

"That's the only thing about you that annoys me so much!" Fourteen spat, "Forget it, it's not a bad thing. There are a few old foxes in the shogunate who heard that you can transfer souls into robots. It can achieve the goal of eternal life... I won’t say anything redundant, you should be able to understand, but in the end this is a good thing. At least it can eliminate their unnecessary ambition. "

"I can't understand a word of what you said~" Jiang Cheng sighed.

"You are really an irritating person," Fourteen chuckled, "But I should still say thank you. As a reward, I concealed the existence of the green-haired girl. The shogunate did not know her existence. .”

After saying that, Fourteen stepped into the store door again.

"Hey, is there anything else you're hiding from me?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and asked.

Jiang Cheng smiled and said nothing, turned around and left. Yue Yong followed after thinking for a moment.

However, before Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong had gone far, Fourteen's voice came from behind them again: "Um...is the three-day free coupon you gave me for the mayonnaise soup last time real?! Can I go now? ?!”

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Yue Yong: "..."

…

Ugly Girls Club.

All the wandering girls had drunk too much and were lying on the ground soundly sleeping. The members of the Shinsengumi had also been tortured by these wandering girls into unconsciousness.

The only ones awake in the entire store were Maomao and Quanzang, who were only wearing briefs.

"It's been a long time, Quan Zang." Maomao said, pouring a glass of wine into the wine glass in front of him.

"I'm so frightened. I never thought that the generals in the world would still remember a little person like me." Quan Zang chuckled and replied, "Then, how about this Yoshihara and that man."

"Well, it's completely different from what I imagined," Shimomo continued, "I once heard that Yoshiwara is like a prison for wandering girls, but... now it seems that my idea is narrow-minded, because... from their perspective In my eyes, I saw freedom, the kind of unabashed freedom. Also, that Jiang Chengsang is also a very interesting person."

"Ah, he is indeed a very interesting person." Quanzang took a sip of wine.

"When I saw Yoshihara, I was thinking, how wonderful it would be if this country became like this." Mao Mao's eyes were full of hope, "How wonderful it would be if all the people in this country were as free as this. Everyone It would be great if they were all kings of their own. How great it would be if I could save this country just like Jiang Chengsang saved Yoshihara..."

"As expected of the world's greatest general, your thoughts are different from those of us civilians." Quan Zang smiled. "But maybe one day it will happen. It's really exciting."

"Yeah..." As he said this, Maomao stood up, "I've had a lot of fun today. I hope I can have the opportunity to come here next time and...see old friends I haven't seen for a long time."

Quan Zang curled up his lips and said nothing.

…

On the streets of Yoshiwara.

"I always feel like there's something wrong with General," Fourteen murmured, "I always feel like there's something inconsistent."

"What are you talking about? It's exactly the same as usual." Kondo retorted, "And even if it's different from usual, that's normal, right? After all, the general may have become a real man! Anyway, , today’s escort work has been successfully completed!”

"I always feel that you, Kondo-san, feel a little inconsistent..." Shishi murmured with his chin propped up, "Did I soak the mayonnaise in the soup for too long?"

"It's just because your nerves are too tight." Kondo replied, "Shogun-sama is no different from usual!"

"No, no, no, really, I really feel a sense of violation." Fourteen retorted, "And I always feel that the wandering girls on the roadside look at us strangely."

"That... deputy commander," Yamazaki reminded in a low voice, "I think it's because of that reason..."

"That reason? What reason?" Fourteen asked doubtfully.

"Because the director is completely naked now, and the general is completely naked except for his briefs."

"Really!!" Only then did Fourteen react, and then the cold sweat on his face spread all over his face, "In other words... we took a naked orangutan and a nearly naked general on a tour of Yoshiwara Ichichi Street?!"

"I always feel very relaxed. Except for the buttocks, the rest of my body feels not restricted at all." Maomao said with a smile.

"It seems that General-sama's level is still a little low, but I feel that there is no restraint in my body." Kondo replied seriously, holding his hands.

【Hello! Can anyone remind them both? ] Fourteen wailed in his heart.

"That makes sense, then come here again next time." Maomao suggested.

"It seems that the general is also a man." Kondo folded his hands and chuckled. "Then let's let the Shinsengumi do the security work next time."

"Well, please."

(The young general’s first appearance, end.)

ps: Ambition means: ambition, extravagant hopes, extravagant hopes that are inconsistent with oneself.

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