Maybe a Fake Gintama

Evening, Yoshiwara.

In Jiang Cheng's room, the Wanshiwu trio, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong sat together, and everyone present looked solemn.

"This time we really have to take action." Jiang Cheng was the first to speak out, and then looked at Gintoki seriously.

"But it has reached this point. Even if we are the master house, we can't help much, right?" Gintoki replied.

"I... don't want to give up." Jiang Cheng clenched his hands with a look of reluctance.

"Although I understand your thoughts, this matter has gone beyond the scope of Wanshiwu's business," Gintoki replied, and then stood up, "Let's go, Kagura, Shinpachi."

"Qiaodou sack!" Jiang Cheng shouted quickly, and then took out a thick envelope from his arms, "How about this...?!"

"Every request from the Wansiwu House will be answered!" Gintoki sat down directly, "Then, what exactly is it?"

"Your attitude changed too quickly!" Xin Bajiao complained loudly with his eyes twitching, "You know you don't know anything from the beginning to now!"

"Let me explain it." Yue Yong took out a letter from his arms and unfolded it, "It is said that a senior official of the shogunate hoped that Yoshihara would pay a certain amount of taxes to the shogunate every month and invited Yoshihara's Representatives will go to the designated location to discuss relevant matters.”

"This...maybe it's a test?" Gintoki thought of a possibility.

"Ah, this possibility is also very high," Yue Yong nodded, "because someone got the news that Fengxian was no longer there before."

"Farewell!" With that said, Gintoki stood up, pulled Kagura and Shinpachi and turned away.

"Wait a minute!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Kagura-chan, don't you mind if you don't get pocket money from your uncle from now on?!"

After hearing this, Kagura broke away from Gintoki's hand in an instant and stood there with a look of shock on his face.

"That's better than going against the shogunate!" Gintoki cursed, "Do you want us all to have our heads chopped off?!"

"Gintoki, you..." Jiang Cheng murmured, but then sighed softly, "Forget it, I'd better look for a tall guy or a wig."

"What are you doing with these two! Do you want to go back to your old job?!"

"If it really doesn't work, that's the only thing I can do," Jiang Cheng nodded, "I don't know if Gao Zai is free, so we can make an appointment to steal a country or something."

"Takasugi will be so excited that he can't sleep when he hears this!" Gintoki shouted, "Quickly put away your dangerous thoughts!"

"There's nothing I can do..." Jiang Cheng curled his lips and showed helplessness on his face.

"That's enough," Gintoki said impatiently, "Okay, this living house has helped. Anyway, let's test the other party's intentions first."

"Gintoki..." Jiang Cheng was so moved that he was at a loss.

…

The next day, early morning.

"Yo Xi! Get ready!" Jiang Cheng stood in front of the three people in Wanshiwu with a generous look on his face.

"Relax! What's with that expression on your face?" Gintoki complained speechlessly, "It's just a test, why do you act like you're going to the battlefield?"

"Because..." Jiang Cheng turned his head,

He explained with a solemn expression, "Yueyue said that if I really have to pay taxes to the shogunate, then... starting from next month, my funds for purchasing games will be reduced by more than half!"

"Is it all for yourself?!"

"So... not even a penny! Absolutely impossible!" Jiang Cheng nodded and continued with a serious face, "Isn't it better to contact Gao Zai?"

"No need!" Gintoki shouted.

…

In the black limousine, Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu were heading to the designated location given by the shogunate.

"Speaking of which, why does Xin Baji have such an absent-minded expression?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Aren't all adolescent brats like this?" Gintoki waved his hand with a look of disapproval.

"That's right. Gintoki often does this at your age." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Don't be stupid, I was much better than Shinpachi at that time." Gintoki replied.

"No," Xin Baji lowered his head and said, "It's because of my sister. Although she often goes home in the morning because of work, she came home later than usual today, and she didn't even meet me. As soon as I saw him, I changed my clothes and went out again."

"Shinpachi, at this time, just cook red beans and rice in silence." Gintoki replied casually.

"I don't want it!" Xinbaji raised his head and shouted loudly, "I can't even do that kind of thing before my sister gets married! Believe it or not, I will whip you!"

"Maybe he's his future marriage partner. I'll slap you." Gintoki replied with a pout.

"There's no such thing! I will never admit it!" Shinpachi yelled.

"There should be a limit to your sister-in-law plot, right? Shinpachi." Gintoki sighed softly and said seriously, "Legally, you and your sister cannot get married. It's not easy for your sister to get rid of you. This is a heavy burden, and you are about to fly into the wonderful world of adults. At this time, as a younger brother, you just have to become a machine that cooks red beans and rice silently, a machine that cooks red beans and rice while crying."

"But isn't this a good thing?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "Doesn't this mean that your family is going to have a new member of the family? New Bachi, you are going to have a sister-in-law!"

"Hey, Jiang Chengsang, what are you talking about?" Xin Bajia complained expressionlessly.

"Huh? Didn't you say that A Miao is getting married?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"You didn't say that at all! And why would my family have an extra sister-in-law when my sister gets married!" Shinpachi yelled, "Do you think my sister is a man?!"

"Isn't it?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"Although my sister does have no breasts, there is no doubt that she is a girl!" Xin Baji shouted, "It's already been two hundred chapters! Why do you still think that my sister is a man? You are so stupid. There should be a limit, right?"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng showed a shocked expression "So this is what happened".

"Don't worry about him, that's all he is," Gintoki waved his hand, "But it's really surprising that someone can actually like that female gorilla."

"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi suddenly thought of something, "Could it be Kondo-san! With that orangutan..."

"Don't be stupid, how could the eldest sister like that kind of orangutan?" Kagura replied with her hands crossed, "At least it should be Caesar's kind!"

(Caesar: The protagonist of Rise of the Planet of the Apes.)

"Kagura-chan, if my sister knew what you said about her, she would definitely kill you." Shinpachi complained expressionlessly.

"You're almost the same, saying that your elder sister has no breasts or something." Gintoki glanced at Shinpachi and teased.

"I... just told the truth..." Xin Bajie explained weakly.

"Tch, if you can, you can say this in front of her." Gintoki muttered disdainfully.

"Well, that kind of thing doesn't matter anymore. The most important thing now is the work I asked you to do today." As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked out the car window, "We will arrive at the negotiation location soon."

"How come it doesn't matter! I care a lot about it!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Well, calm down." Jiang Cheng consoled him, "If that doesn't work, I will help find Andy Serkis and let him have a blind date with your sister, right?"

(Andy Serkis: Actor who plays Caesar in Rise of the Planet of the Apes)

"You can't get over the topic of orangutans, right?!"

…

"Ah sneeze!"

"What's wrong? A'Miao?" Jiubei looked at A'Miao beside him with a gentle look on his face, "Did you catch a cold?"

"No, maybe someone is talking bad about me," A Miao said with a smile.

"How is it possible?" Jiubei said with a smile, "After all, A Miao is such a gentle person."

"Is this here?" A Miao asked, looking at the mansion in front of her.

"Ah, I think this is the only place that can be used as a date place for me and you." Jiubeyi raised his head and looked at the high-end Kazu family residence in front of him.

"Xiaojiu, you're serious about going on a date or something..." A Miao's face turned red.

"Sa, go in." After saying that, Jiubingwei took A Miao's hand and walked in.

What A Miao didn't know was that in two minutes, the person who spoke ill of her behind her back would come here. What she didn't know even more was that a familiar orangutan also stepped into this house two minutes ago...

…

"Hey, Kondo, don't wait too long, hurry up." Matsudaira, who was wearing a formal suit, turned to look at Kondo behind him, who was also in a formal suit, and shouted.

"Hi..." Kondo replied with a look of despair.

"Hey, cheer up properly. Are you nervous?" Mr. Songping continued, "But that's right, after all, it's your first blind date."

With that said, Lord Matsudaira turned around first and walked forward, and Kondo quickly followed.

I saw Songping Gong with a sentimental expression and continued: "Actually, my wife and I also met on a blind date and got married. We were really nervous at the time. But she is much more beautiful than in the photo, which makes me very happy."

Speaking of this, Lord Matsudaira took out a photo album from his arms, opened it and looked at a chimpanzee wearing a pink kimono sitting on a chair in the photo, and comforted: "Actually, you can't just look at blind date photos, Kondo. It's just that She looks like a gorilla in the photo, but she is actually a beautiful woman with a darker outline.”

"This doesn't look like a gorilla at all, it's actually a gorilla!" Kondo retorted.

"No," Mr. Matsudaira argued, "That must be the case. He must have been too nervous when taking the photo. That's why the photo looked more like an orangutan sitting too upright."

Immediately afterwards, Lord Matsudaira handed the photo album in his hand to Kondo.

Looking at the gorilla in the photo, Kondo collapsed a little: "What kind of gorilla is sitting too upright? What kind of upright sitting method is this that makes the whole body become furry?"

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