Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Just be more simple, Kondo," Lord Matsudaira sighed and consoled him with sincerity, "To be honest, this blind date is actually a political marriage. There have always been diplomatic conflicts between the Orangutan Planet and the Earth. This is also to make this The matter was resolved smoothly, so I chose you.”

"As the saying goes, a tooth for a tooth, an orangutan against an orangutan! Please, Kondo, you are responsible for the fate of the earth. I have specially arranged such a high-end place, you must satisfy the princess!"

"Even if you say so..." Kondo's face was full of confusion, "This is also an orangutan."

"So didn't you say that? Don't pay too much attention to the photos." Songping Gong continued, "She must be three times more beautiful than you imagined. Just believe me!"

Suddenly, Mr. Matsudaira stopped in front of a room, "Yoshi, we're here, let's go in. Excuse me~"

With that said, Lord Matsudaira opened the sliding door.

Kondo followed Mr. Matsudaira into the house, but then Kondo saw the orangutan who wanted to have a blind date with him. He saw a huge orangutan sitting on the ground. Although he was sitting, the orangutan's head was almost reaching the ceiling. In other words, the orangutan’s upper body alone is nearly three meters long!

"The orangutan...the orangutan...the orangutan is three times bigger than I imagined!" Kondo was so shocked that his tongue was tied up.

But at this moment, Kyuubei led A Miao through the door of Kondo's cabin, and A Miao inadvertently encountered the huge orangutan.

"What's wrong? A'Miao?" Realizing that A'Miao was a little out of sorts, Jiubei asked with concern.

"Nothing, I just saw a huge orangutan." A Miao replied.

"You are saying inexplicable things again." Jiubei looked at A Miao affectionately, "You are still so interesting, A Miao."

…

In front of the mansion.

"Have you remembered everything? The elements of negotiation." Gintoki said seriously to Jiang Cheng and the others.

"YES, SIR!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura replied at the same time. Next to him, Xin Baji still looked distracted. No one paid attention.

"Yeah, that's it anyway, show off your momentum! Just let them know that we are not easy to mess with! Only by letting the other party realize this can we put forward our own conditions! Remember them all!" Yin! After Shi nodded, he turned around and stepped into the threshold of the mansion.

It is worth mentioning that both Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu's three people all changed into formal clothes.

…

"Yoshi, Kondo, I'll leave the rest to you." Lord Matsudaira looked at Kondo and said, "Uncle, I have something else to do. There is an idiot from the shogunate who wants to take money from Yoshiwara."

"Huh? What do you mean?" Kondo was confused.

"A certain shogunate executive wanted to ask Yoshiwara to give him money in the name of paying taxes." Mr. Matsudaira exhaled a puff of smoke and then explained, "After that, he found me through connections and hoped that I could get in touch with the Yoshiwara people to explore. Exploring the wind."

"This kind of thing is too..."

"Ah, this is what the so-called officialdom is like," Lord Matsudaira said disapprovingly. "Uncle and I are so scared. If those Yoshihara negotiators directly fall out at the negotiating table... I can't imagine it..."

"Well,

It’s time for Yoshiwara’s representative to arrive. "With that said, Lord Songping turned around and walked out of the room, "It's time for me to do my own thing. "

"Uncle!" Kondo wanted to say something else, but Matsudaira didn't give him this chance. He closed the sliding door directly with a determined back.

…

"Ah, this is the place I was talking about." Jiang Cheng stood in front of a certain room door and nodded, then resolutely opened the door.

After Jiang Cheng led everyone from Wanshiwu into the room, he discovered that the so-called negotiator from the shogunate turned out to be Lord Matsudaira.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

…

"Then, uncle, do you want to tax Yoshihara?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu were sitting opposite Duke Songping.

"How is this possible?" Mr. Matsudaira took a puff of cigarette, his face full of joy for surviving the disaster, "But having said that, I am really lucky. I didn't expect that Yoshiwara's negotiator turned out to be you. I thought it would be some big shot. My little heart is beating really hard."

"Well, let me declare in advance..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Songping Gong.

"I know, I will tell that person when I get back," Mr. Matsudaira continued, "Just say that Yoshihara's attitude is very tough and there is nothing we can do."

"Ah, that's good." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "Well, it's best to add another sentence."

"What words?"

"I hope you can warn him not to stretch his claws carelessly." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "If there is a next time, I wouldn't mind letting Baihua go to his house."

After hearing this, Lord Matsudaira sighed, "I understand, and I will convey the original words to him. But to be honest, this person should not have any thoughts of touching Yoshihara anymore. Don't worry."

"If that's the case, that would be great." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up, "Then, that's it for today. If you have time, you can go to Yoshihara to play."

"Uncle, I can't stand Yoshihara's tossing," Mr. Matsudaira also stood up. "After all, it's tiring enough to have to deal with my wife at home every day. Recently, my wife always complains that the time is getting shorter and shorter."

"There is nothing we can do about it. After all, we are already old." Gintoki picked his nose and said casually, then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Yoshi, the incident has ended successfully, where is the reward?"

"Yin-Sang, you didn't do anything at all..." Shinpachi complained expressionlessly.

…

In another room.

"Um, does Princess Babulus have any hobbies or interests?" Kondo knelt down opposite Babulus (the princess of the Orangutan Planet) and asked with a forced smile.

"Oh ho."

"Ah, that's it. It's very good. It feels like a beeping click." Kondo's face was covered with sweat. "But if you do that too much, your shoulders will hurt."

[I don’t understand it at all! I couldn't understand anything she said! Then again, can she understand what I say? Am I thinking too much? And she seems to be getting more and more unhappy. I can't tell if she is really angry. It's over. If this continues, the earth will be in danger! 】

[No, no, now is not the time to think about these things. Uncle should be in an extremely dangerous state now. You should save your uncle first! That’s not right. Between the fate of my uncle and the fate of the earth, the earth should have a higher priority, right? 】

[No, no, Kondo, how can you think so? Uncle is your benefactor! Is the earth really as important as my uncle's life? ! Have it? ! Ah, but if you compare it carefully, it should be there... It's so difficult, what should I do... I'm so nervous, I feel like shit...]

Kondo's heart was full of tangles, but in the end, Kondo made a decision in his heart, that is, to save his uncle first, then go to the toilet to save himself, and then save the earth!

Afterwards, Kondo stood up holding his buttocks, walked to the door of the room, opened the door, turned around, patted his chest and gave a thumbs up, "Oh!"

What Kondo means is: I will be back in ten minutes. Please wait here for a moment, princess.

However, in Babrus' ears, this means: I like you very much, let's go, I will take you to do something exciting!

Babrus's face suddenly turned red, to be precise, it was black and red. Then, Babrus stood up awkwardly.

【what happened? ! Why is she blushing? ! ] Kondo secretly thought something was wrong, [What did she understand and why did she still stand up? 】

"Oh!" Kondo said again.

What Kondo wants to express is: Princess, just wait here.

However, in the understanding of this sentence by Babulus: Why are you dilly-dallying? ! I'm so horny!

As a result, Babrus's face turned redder...darker.

…

【What on earth is going on! Why are you following me? ] Kondo glanced at Babrus behind him, [And why are you blushing! It looks super disgusting! Forget it, the most important thing now is to find uncle first. 】

But as soon as he reached the next corner, Kondo was no longer calm. He saw Songping Gong, Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu standing in the yard talking and laughing, and the atmosphere was extremely harmonious.

Kondo subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, but it was with this breath that a door that Kondo had just tried his best to hold opened opened...

"Ah, uncle Gin-chan, there are two orangutans Aru!" Kagura was the first to spot Kondo and Babrus not far away.

"Two orangutans? What nonsense are you talking about..." Gintoki looked disapproving, but when Gintoki accidentally touched Kondo, he suddenly became speechless, "There are really two orangutans."

"That's right." Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji nodded at the same time.

"Thanks to Kondo, he has developed to this point in such a short time," Lord Matsudaira nodded and praised, "You actually invited the princess to take a walk in the yard. Do you want to increase our relationship in this way? As expected of you."

[Uncle, please stop talking! ] Kondo was in trouble and couldn't tell, [Don't let them know this kind of thing! If I knew it, I would have been laughed at for a long time! 】

As if he saw what Kondo was thinking, Lord Matsudaira came to Kondo, patted Kondo on the shoulder and left with a cheering message before leaving.

Before Kondo had time to rejoice, he saw Jiangcheng, Gintoki and others walking over while looking at Babrus behind him.

"What is this? Is it your mother?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then said hello to Babulus, "What are you doing, Kondo's Ocasan."

"How is that possible!" Kondo cursed, "It looks like this is an orangutan!"

"I think so just because they are orangutans." Jiang Cheng replied, and then revealed a look of emotion on his face, "What a resemblance. Mother and son are as if they were carved out of the same mold."

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