Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I already told you it wasn't true!" Kondo shouted.

"Could it be..." Suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of a certain possibility, and instantly punched Kondo over and cursed, "You bastard, do you think that the rustic mother who came from the country will embarrass you?! Huncheng Are civil servants great?! Does being a civil servant mean you can despise your mother back home?! I don’t want to think about who you came to this world for.”

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng looked at Babulus again, sighed softly, and said: "It is better to cut off the relationship with such a son as soon as possible."

Kondo covered his swollen cheek and got up. After wiping the nosebleed, he argued loudly: "How many times do I have to say this! That's not my mother at all!"

"Really?!" Jiang Cheng looked in disbelief, and then looked at Babrus and Kondo again, "But they really look like a real mother and son!"

"It doesn't look like a gorilla at all!" Kondo cursed, then pointed at himself and said angrily, "Although I do look a bit like an orangutan, I am a real human, okay!"

"Hey, what you said is going too far," Gintoki walked over and reminded Jiang Cheng in a low voice, "No matter what you say, you can't make fun of your parents."

"Sosou!" Kondo nodded, holding his hands.

"I should say he's a younger brother or something, right?" Gintoki continued.

"No! In the end, do you think Time Machine is an orangutan?!" Kondo immediately exploded, "This is just a pet, a pet!"

"Pet? Really?" Gintoki's face was full of doubts, "Did you really raise such a big orangutan?"

"She looked at me with very sad eyes in the pet shop, so..." Kondo rubbed the back of his head and smiled reluctantly and explained.

[Princess, I’m so sorry! However, in order for me to hold my head high in front of this group of people in the future, I am sorry! ] Thinking of this, Kondo raised the corner of his mouth slightly, feeling a little lucky in his heart, [Great, it seems that the language barrier is also very beneficial. 】

But before Kondo could finish congratulating himself, he saw Jiangcheng and Shinpachi on the side had lit a fire, and Gintoki and Kagura were sharpening their knives. The division of labor is very clear, and Babrus has been tied up.

"What do you want to do to the princess?!" Kondo cursed.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo in surprise, "We are preparing for an outdoor barbecue, can't you see? Also, what is a princess?"

【I spilled the beans! 】 Cold sweat broke out on Kondo's face, but he still waved his hand and lied, "No, I meant her name is Princess."

"That's it," Jiang Cheng said, looking at Babulus again, "But speaking of it, this orangutan is really big, and the meat must be very delicious, Yosi! This will be our lunch today!"

"Enough is enough!" While shouting, Kondo stood in front of Babulus and opened his hands, "Why do you do such a thing without the master's consent! You are too egoistic!"

"Tch, what a stingy guy." Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully.

"This has nothing to do with being stingy, okay!" Kondo shouted, then turned his head to look at Babrus behind him, and said to himself: [It's really too dangerous,

With these people, the princess' life is in danger at all times! You have to think of a way out of here quickly! 】

"Isn't the so-called pet just a reserve of food?" Jiang Cheng pursed his lips and continued, "Isn't this common sense? Are you too stingy? You are so big that you can't eat it all by yourself."

"What kind of common sense is this! There is no common sense at all!" Kondo cursed, but just after Kondo finished scolding, he saw Gintoki nodded and stood next to Jiang Cheng, "Why do you agree with this? Common sense!”

"Gin-chan, did you always raise Seiharu as a reserve ration, Aru?!" Kagura kicked Gintoki away and cursed.

"Isn't that common sense?" Gintoki covered his nose and slowly got up from the ground.

After hearing this, Kagura rushed towards Gintoki again...

"Jiang Chengsang, let me go to the toilet." Xin Baji said with his head lowered.

It was obvious that Xin Baji was not very interested.

"Oh," Jiang Cheng responded, but then Jiang Cheng thought of something and took out an envelope from his body and handed it to Xin Baji, "This is the reward."

"But we basically didn't do anything..." Xin Baji quickly declined.

"No, it has already helped a lot." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "Besides, I don't want to become the kind of adult who doesn't mean what he says."

Looking at the envelope in his hand, Xin Baji couldn't help but feel a little moved. He bowed to Jiang Cheng and said, "Thank you then."

After saying that, Xin Baji walked towards the other side.

"What a good boy..." Jiang Cheng murmured, looking at Xin Baji's back.

Taking advantage of this gap where no one was paying attention, Kondo breathed a sigh of relief and said, [Great, no one is paying attention! Then I can take the princess and run away! 】

However, after Kondo had just taken two steps with Babrus, Kondo felt something fall down from his trouser leg.

Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio were also attracted by the mosaic thing on the ground behind Kondo.

"Ah, what is that?" Gintoki asked doubtfully.

"It's Shit Aru," Kagura replied.

"Really." Jiang Cheng agreed.

【It’s over! Today I was wearing flat pants underneath, and I was wearing kimono culottes outside, so I fell out of the culottes! ] Kondo stopped, sweat breaking out on his face.

"That...that seemed to have fallen out of your hakama just now." Gintoki said, pointing to the long mosaic object on the ground.

"You even kicked it." Kagura agreed.

"No, no, no, after all, he is an adult," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "How could he do such a thing."

When Kondo heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little moved, but before he could finish being moved, he heard Jiang Cheng continue: "That should just be his banana, right?"

"How is that possible!" Gintoki knocked Jiang Cheng's fist, "Although both are mosaic objects, this one is obviously a piece of shit! In terms of shape and color, it is definitely shit! Besides, Even if it’s banana, how on earth can it fall out of your pants?”

"Ah, what you said does sound a bit like poop." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, "But why is there poop here?"

With that said, Jiang Cheng looked at Kondo, and Gintoki and Kagura on the side also looked at Kondo. Three pairs of eyes stared straight at Kondo.

Even without turning around, Kondo could feel three strange gazes behind him.

[If you don’t find an excuse, it’s over! You will definitely not be able to hold your head up for the rest of your life! 】

While thinking about it, Kondo inadvertently glanced at Babrus beside him, and suddenly he had a brilliant idea in his mind. 【I can only apologize! Princess! 】

"Princess!" Kondo gritted his teeth and cursed, then raised his foot and kicked Babrus into the landscape lake nearby, "Didn't I teach you not to urinate in public?!"

"I really can't do anything about you. You always urinate everywhere." Kondo frowned and showed a helpless expression. "This guy is really troublesome. I really can't do anything about her."

Jiang Cheng/Kagura: "..."

"No, it obviously fell from you." Gintoki retorted.

"Wait a minute, Sakata-kun, please stop talking nonsense," Kondo complained, "How old do you think I am? I'm thirty years old, how could I do something like that."

"No," Jiang Cheng pointed behind Kondo expressionlessly, "You can see for yourself, it's all the way."

"You misunderstood," Kondo quickly defended. "This, that, and that were just afraid of getting lost, so they put the cookies on the road to mark them."

"Ah, I have long been lost, lost in the maze of life." Gintoki complained with contempt.

"You made a mistake, Gintoki," Jiang Cheng shook his head, then stretched out a finger to correct him, "It should be said that he is a gorilla."

"There is no difference at all!" Gintoki shouted.

But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki felt something was wrong, and the others also realized something, because a huge shadow appeared under everyone's feet.

"Is it cloudy today?" Jiang Cheng murmured.

"The weather in Edo is really unpredictable. It can be sunny and cloudy sometimes." Kondo waved his hand and said casually.

"No, this morning anchor Yuno clearly said it would be sunny today." Gintoki murmured with his chin propped up.

"Do you really believe in weather forecasts that rely on divination?" Kondo continued, "There is no scientific basis at all. Also, I only believe in her horoscope divination. I have never believed in weather forecasts. Got through."

"There's no difference between you and Gintoki at all." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

But then, everyone heard a huge roar from behind.

"It's so noisy," Jiang Cheng turned his head, looked at Babrus behind him and said with disdain, then moved his neck and pulled out the umbrella from his waist, "Gintoki, prepare to light the fire, Kagura-chan, prepare the sauce Come on, orangutan, you... it’s none of your business, just go aside and concentrate on playing with your banana.”

"What...are you going to do?" Kondo swallowed.

"Do you still have to ask? Of course it's an outdoor barbecue." Jiang Cheng said and raised the umbrella in his hand.

But before Jiang Cheng could swing down, Kondo quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng and said, "Hey! Wait! That one won't work! It definitely won't work!"

"I said you should have a little more backbone, okay?" Jiang Cheng sighed softly and said seriously: "When it's time to teach him a lesson, you should teach him a lesson, right? If he dares to roar at his master now, he will dare to ride him next time. Shit on your head.”

"No way! I will teach it a lesson when I go back. No need to trouble you!" Kondo said quickly.

"Then... okay" Jiang Cheng had no choice but to give up and turned to look at Gintoki and Kagura, "Hey, let's go."

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