Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Everyone... Sayounala..."

Seeing A Miao's resolute figure after leaving a farewell message, everyone found it hard to let go.

"Hey, wait..." Gintoki was about to say something, but was suddenly interrupted by a roar.

Everyone looked back and realized that Barbrus roared and rushed towards everyone.

"Gintoki! Prepare the fire! Kagura-chan! Prepare the bacon sauce!" While shouting, Jiang Cheng rushed directly towards Babrus.

However, Jiang Cheng had just taken two steps when he was grabbed by Kondo: "Stop! She is a princess!"

"Let me go!" Jiang Cheng turned to look at Kondo, "I know she's called Princess. But, no matter how good your relationship with it is, you should teach it a little lesson, right? It's a sad parting after a long time. It ruined the atmosphere."

"I will teach it a lesson when I get home! But not now!" Kondo shouted quickly.

But just as he finished shouting, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Kagura jump up and kick Babulus over. Gintoki had already set up a bonfire beside him.

"What on earth do you want to do! Stop it!" Kondo felt bad, "Stop it! Please stop it for the sake of the earth! I'm begging you!"

Kagura and Gintoki, who were busy at work, suddenly stopped what they were doing and turned their heads to look at Kondo.

Kondo, who was sweating profusely after being stared at by everyone, finally chose to tell the truth. There was nothing he could do about it. If these people were allowed to mess around, Planet Orangutan might declare war on the Earth.

…

"It sounds like they are a perfect match," Jiang Cheng nodded and commented seriously, "One is the princess of the Orangutan Planet, and the other is the gorilla of the Earth."

With that said, Jiang Cheng patted Kondo on the shoulder, smiled and congratulated: "I wish you happiness, I believe you will give birth to a litter of healthy baby orangutans."

Kondo lowered his head and did not reply.

At this time Gintoki also came over, leaned into Kondo's ear and whispered teasingly: "It's true that you didn't tell us that you have a girlfriend. Are you afraid that we will let you treat us?"

"We must give birth to a lot of orangutans, Aru!" Kagura sat on Babrus's shoulder and patted Babrus' head.

"Oh." Babulus's face turned red.

[Why do I feel like Princess understands this sentence...] Kondo is hopeless.

"I say you guys should stop teasing Kondo-san and stop teasing Kondo-san," Shinpachi sighed softly, showing a sympathetic expression, "After all, that one is still an orangutan, right? Kondo-san must also be very special. It’s not easy anymore.”

After hearing this, Kondo was so moved that he covered his face and sobbed, saying with sobs, "Xinbaji still understands the truth and sympathizes with me. He is indeed my Oudou."

"Hey, who is your Ou Doudou," Xinbaji said expressionlessly, "Be sure to give us an invitation to the wedding. We will definitely attend on time."

"Yo Xi, Kagura, it's time to go." With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and left.

"Barbecue Aru!" Kagura's eyes lit up, and he immediately jumped off Babulus' shoulders and followed Jiang Cheng.

Gintoki and Shinpachi also followed him unsteadily.

Looking at the backs of the four of them, Kondo murmured: "You didn't even laugh at me..."

But just as he finished speaking, Kondo heard the four people who had walked away start laughing.

"Those guys..." Kondo clenched his fists and muttered word by word with a dark face.

…

"Ah, it's better not to laugh," Jiang Cheng coughed twice, "It's better not to laugh about this kind of thing, after all, he is very pitiful."

"That's right," Shinpachi nodded and said, "Kondo-san has sacrificed his life for the peace of the earth. We should be grateful to him, right?"

"That makes sense," Gintoki nodded with his arms crossed, "Sacrifice his own happiness in exchange for the safety of the earth. This is the most righteous thing!"

"Although I don't understand, I think he is great Aru!" Kagura took the words and nodded seriously.

But then, after the four of them looked at each other, they burst out laughing again.

"Hahahahaha... But I really can't help it... Hahahaha..."

"Hahaha...me too."

"Me too, hahaha..."

"And me, hahaha..."

In the distance, Kondo heard the laughter of several people and clenched his fists tighter.

…

"Ahem," standing in front of the mansion, Jiang Cheng cleared his throat again and said, "Yo Xi! To thank you, I'll treat you to barbecue today!"

"Yoshi!" Kagura and Shinpachi cheered.

Immediately afterwards, the four of them walked towards the barbecue restaurant.

But just after taking two steps, Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped and held his forehead with one hand, "Qiaodou sack! Have we forgotten something? I always feel like some things have been washed away from my head."

"Is your head a self-flushing toilet?" Gintoki complained, "How is that possible? The person is already dead, how can there be anything left behind?"

"No, Qiaodou sack," Shinpachi muttered, holding his forehead, "I also feel that I have forgotten some important things, very important, very important things... What exactly is it?"

"Did you not wipe your ass Aru?" Kagura reminded.

"How is this possible!" Shinpachi shouted, and then inadvertently touched the corner of the envelope exposed in his arms, "Money... Haagen-Dazs..."

"I remember!!! Sister!!" Shinpachi then recalled, "I was careless. First I was frightened by the gorilla, then I was so surprised by Kondo-san that I even forgot about my sister, and finally I was tempted by Jiang Chengsang’s barbecue, and several things were added up, and I ended up forgetting about my sister!”

"What a good little brother. He actually forgot all about my sister's life events." Gintoki teased, picking his nose.

"Haven't you all forgotten everything?!" Shinpachi yelled.

"No, that's not my sister." Gintoki waved his hand, "So what does it matter if I completely forget about it?"

"No! I have to go back and bring my sister out!" With that said, Xinbaji turned around and left.

But as soon as he took two steps, Kagura's next words poured cold water on him.

"The elder sister's head has been taken away by that blindfolded man, Aru." Kagura said aloud.

After hearing this, Xinbajiu was stunned, and after a long time he slowly turned his head, "When did it happen?"

"It's time to have an outdoor barbecue, Aru." Kagura replied.

"Why didn't you say anything about such an important thing at that time!!" Shinbaji rushed towards Kagura in an instant, grabbed Kagura's collar and stared at his big red eyes, roaring with teeth chattering.

"Because the eldest sister asked me not to talk, Aru." Kagura explained.

Then Kagura remembered that time, when everyone was attracted to the gorilla, A Miao turned and left with Jiubei. Just when he was about to remind everyone, A Miao turned to him and made a silencing gesture. But... A Miao was still crying at that time.

After hearing Kagura's explanation, Shinbaji lowered his head and said nothing, looking lost.

"Um..." Jiang Cheng seemed to say something to comfort Xin Bajia, but he didn't know what he said just now.

"Forget it about the barbecue, I'm not in the mood today. But I still want to thank Jiang Chengsang." Xin Bazhao murmured with his head lowered, then turned around and left slowly.

Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Kagura watched Shinpachi walk away, but in the end the three of them said nothing.

"Yoshi! Leave the share of the new eight to me, Aru!" Kagura shouted excitedly.

"You're too greedy!" Gintoki yelled, "Didn't you agree that one person would get half of it?!"

Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki and Kagura who were having a quarrel over barbecue with a speechless face, and complained expressionlessly: "Do you really have a conscience? Shinbaji must be very uncomfortable now, right?"

…

In a barbecue restaurant.

"I'm full, I'm full." Gintoki held a toothpick in his mouth and put his hands on his belly, which was about to give birth, with a satisfied expression on his face, "It would be great if I could have a Buffy for dessert after the meal. .”

"Hiccup~" Kagura burped and assumed the same posture as Gintoki, but his expression was completely different. Kagura said with pain on his face, "I can't do it Aru, I feel like I will spit it out even if I take another sip of water." Go."

"A brat is a brat, and his level is completely inadequate," Gintoki snorted disdainfully, "I won't throw up even if I have ten more Buffy cups."

"As expected of Gin-chan..." As he spoke, Kagura stood up unsteadily. To be precise, it took him several attempts before he finally stood up unsteadily, "I have to go to the toilet... maybe After finishing, I can still fit ten cups of Buffy..."

Seeing Kagura's swaying back, almost losing his balance several times along the way, Jiang Cheng was speechless to the extreme.

…

"Nine cups, Aru? There is one last cup..." Kagura reached out to the last cup of Buffy in front of her with trembling hands, but in the end Kagura still couldn't reach the last cup of Buffy and poured it on the table. , "Sure enough, I'm still far behind..."

"I told you that your level is still far behind," Gintoki glanced at the ten empty goblets in front of him, said casually, and then stretched out his hand to the cup of Buffy in front of Kagura again. .

However, Gintoki missed the mark this time.

"What are you doing?!" Gintoki raised his head and shouted at Jiang Cheng who had just returned from paying.

"No matter how much you like it, you can't eat so much," Jiang Cheng said, picking up the cup of Buffy and sitting across the table, "You should also pay attention to your blood sugar. You may become like that before you are thirty. A middle-aged man with a big belly."

"It's up to you to take care of it!" Gintoki shouted, "I have decided to eat what I like and live a short and fat life!"

"I'm too lazy to care about you." Jiang Cheng waved his hands with a disapproving look on his face.

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