Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Gin-chan, uncle," Kagura leaned on the table and said, "is the eldest sister getting married, Aru?"

"Who knows," Jiang Cheng finished the cup of Buffy in one breath and sighed, "The cola-flavored Buffy is also good~"

"Then will I be able to see my eldest sister Aru again?" Kagura asked next.

"It's just a wedding, not a funeral." Gintoki waved his hand, "We will definitely meet again."

"But, Mommy said, Aru, marriage is the tomb of love," Kagura continued, "Although I don't quite understand, but if it is a tomb, does it mean that the eldest sister has to have something important to be buried in? Buried."

"Nani? The power of a gorilla?" Gintoki looked disapproving.

"Are you... an idiot?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, and then looked at Kagura again, "It's not the kid's turn to worry about the adults."

"But... the eldest sister didn't want to cause trouble to everyone even in the end," Kagura murmured, "and, in the end, the eldest sister was crying Alu all the time."

"A woman's heart is the most difficult thing to understand in the world," Jiang Cheng explained, "Besides, isn't it common sense that girls cry when they get married? Have you ever seen a girl who doesn't cry when she gets married? This is tradition. Tradition!"

Gintoki nodded in agreement.

"But..." Kagura wanted to say something more, but when the words came to her lips, she didn't know what to say.

"Actually, it's useless for you to tell us this," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "After all, neither I nor Gintoki have any experience in getting married. The only way to ask her about this kind of thing is to ask her herself."

"But..." As he spoke, Kagura took out his mobile phone, "I sent several text messages to my eldest sister, but none of them responded to me."

"Maybe he's making preparations," Jiang Cheng said casually, "Isn't it about a grave or something? Maybe he's busy digging a hole now."

"Oh! It sounds very interesting!" Kagura was instantly interested, "I also want to dig a hole in Aru together!"

After saying that, Kagura was about to send a text message to A Miao, asking for help digging a grave.

"How is this possible!" Gintoki stood up and punched Jiangcheng and Kagura on the head. "It is the bride who practices! There are many things to learn before getting married!"

"Bridal practice? What is that?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"I just have to learn the skills of a bride, cooking, caring for her husband and raising children, etc.," Gintoki explained. "In general, it's very troublesome."

"Gintoki, it seems that you are quite experienced," Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki with a teasing look on his face, "Have you ever experienced it?"

"How is that possible! Isn't it always like this on TV?!" Gintoki cursed, and then showed a look of longing, "But I'm looking forward to it. Anchor Yuno is doing bridal training for me..."

"Gin-chan, do you like that kind of second-hand goods, Aru?!" Kagura looked at Gintoki in shock.

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"I almost forgot!" Gintoki slapped his head,

"I almost forgot that anchor Yuno is already divorced! If you say that, you don't have to do bridal training! You can just get married! I'm really looking forward to it..."

Seeing Gintoki, who was already immersed in fantasy, drooling and laughing, both Jiang Cheng and Kagura felt speechless.

"But the person A Miao chose is really unexpected," Jiang Cheng continued with his hands folded and a casual look on his face, "He has an eye patch and is short. I always feel that he has some subtle similarities with Gao Zai. I should have known she liked that one. Then I introduced Gao Zai to her."

"If you put it that way, they really look alike," Gintoki nodded and said, "And they both seem to be young masters."

"I just don't know if that dwarf likes drinking Yakult," Jiang Cheng continued, "If he likes it, then the attributes of these two people will basically overlap."

"Impossible, how could Takasugi like that kind of cliff." Gintoki waved his hand.

"That's right, hahahaha," Jiang Cheng laughed, "I remember that you and Gao Zai like the same type."

"How is this possible!" Gintoki shouted.

"No, when we went to Hualiu Street together, didn't you almost fight over the same woman?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"I don't even remember that happening!"

"No, no, no, I remember very clearly. At that time, to celebrate winning a battle, everyone went there." Jiang Cheng replied, "No, not everyone, the wig didn't go. And in the end... "

"Finally? What happened in the end?" Kagura asked in confusion.

"In the end, the woman chose Gao Zai. Gintoki was sulking with Gao Zai for a long time because of this." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"Gin-chan, you actually lost to that purple-haired dwarf?! Gin-chan, you are too inferior!" Kagura said exaggeratedly.

"I don't remember such a thing." Gintoki curled his lips and said.

"Forget it, that's it for today." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and stretched, "Let's go back and play the newly bought game. See you later."

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki quickly stood up and held Jiang Cheng's shoulders, "You seem to have forgotten something, right?"

"What?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled.

"Why are you pretending to be stupid! Pay, pay!" Gintoki scolded, "Don't you need to pay after the work is completed? You bastard!"

"I almost forgot," Jiang Cheng finally realized, then took out two thin envelopes from his arms and handed them to the two of them, "Then, goodbye."

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki quickly stopped and waved the envelope in his hand in front of Jiang Cheng, "Can you explain a little bit? Why is this envelope as thin as a piece of paper? Why can you still hear the contents inside if you shake it? The sound of coins?”

"Do you still remember how many cows you two ate?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "Can you be a little self-conscious? The cows you ate are enough to pay you several times!"

"Stop joking! You are just fooling people!" Gintoki scolded.

"It's you who are right! Do you think this is a cheap buffet restaurant?!" Jiang Cheng retorted confidently, "What you ate was the highest-grade Wagyu, okay! And... you two ate a whole four How's your head?"

"Didn't you eat it too?!" Gintoki shouted.

"No, I only had a cup of Buffy," Jiang Cheng replied, "It's just you two eating from beginning to end, okay?"

"Don't be ridiculous, that kind of thing..." Gintoki lowered his head, his face turned extremely dark.

But when Gintoki raised his head and was about to get angry, he finally realized that Jiang Cheng had sneaked away.

"That bastard..." Gintoki said through gritted teeth.

…

A few days later, early in the morning.

Jiang Cheng opened the window and took a breath of fresh air, then raised his head and glanced at the dark sky, then lowered his head and looked at the wandering girls holding umbrellas walking in the street below.

"It's cloudy again," Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, "In this kind of weather, you should stay at home and play games."

"Brother Jiang Cheng, the meal is ready!" Haruta's voice came.

"I see."

After breakfast, Jiang went to his room.

"Why are you here?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Haruta aside and continued expressionlessly, "Isn't today Sunday? Don't you need to go to the dojo?"

"Sister A Miao is not here, and the new Bage has been distracted," Haruta smiled awkwardly and explained, "The new Bage asked me to go home and practice by myself."

"Really," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Hasn't the new Eighth Prince come out yet?"

"Come out? What do you mean?" Haruta asked confused, "Did something happen?"

"It has nothing to do with you," Jiang Cheng said casually, and then looked at the computer screen in front of him again, "Didn't you say you should practice at home? Then why are you coming over to my place? Why don't you go quickly."

"I understand." Qingta nodded and stood up. He walked to the open space in Jiang Cheng's room, picked up the bamboo sword for practice and started swinging it.

"Ha ha!"

A full minute passed, but Jiang Cheng surprisingly did not have an attack.

"Ha ha!"

Two minutes passed, and Jiang Cheng still didn't have an attack.

"Ha ha!"

At three minutes, Jiang Cheng finally couldn't bear it anymore, took off his headphones and kicked Qingta out of the room, yelling: "Enough is enough! If you practice at home, should you practice in my room?! It's so noisy!" Brat!"

"There's no way! Sister Yueyong and my mother don't know how to swordsmanship," Haruta stood up and curled his lips.

"Then you can bother me?!" Jiang Cheng was furious, "If you want to practice, go find Naruto!"

But in the end, Jiang Cheng sighed softly, picked up his umbrella, turned around and walked out of the room without looking back.

"Brother Jiangcheng, where are you going?" Haruta shouted.

"Find the boy who is responsible for teaching you swordsmanship," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, "Really, since I accepted him, I should teach him well. This is the first time I have such an irresponsible dojo. See……"

Qingta's eyes were filled with joy, but before he could say anything, Jiang Cheng had already walked away.

"That idiot?" Yue Yong came over and asked.

"I seem to be attending a parent-teacher meeting." Haruta explained as she scratched her head in embarrassment.

"Parent-teacher meeting?" Yue Yong was puzzled, "Did you get into trouble again at school?"

"Nah!"

…

At this time, Shinpachi and Kondo met at the door of Yagyu's house as if they had made an appointment. Both of them were wearing casual clothes and hats, with wooden swords at their waists.

Facing the two doormen of the Yagyu family, Shinpachi and Kondo lowered their heads and said nothing.

A guard put on a arrogant expression and sneered at the two of them: "Who are you? Do you want to become a disciple? I'm sorry, this is the Yagyu family."

"We are a famous family. If we are not famous, I'm afraid... tsk tsk tsk, or do you want to come to play but don't dare to say so?" Another guard continued, the contempt and disdain in his words were obvious.

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