Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I advise you to stop thinking like this. After all, our Four Heavenly Kings Yagyu are here now."

"Yeah..." Xinbaji raised his head and showed his white teeth.

"Why are we here to compete?" Kondo also raised his head and showed his white teeth.

But in the next second, Kondo and Shinpachi kicked out the two doors at the same time, pushing them directly into the door. Then the two of them stepped into the door as if nothing happened.

Seeing this, the disciples of the Yagyu family rushed over with wooden swords raised, surrounded Shinpachi and Kondo, and looked at the two with unkind expressions.

"Who are you?!"

"How dare you come to trouble the Yagyu family!"

"You must be impatient with life!"

"Who?" Shinpachi smiled, then flipped off the bamboo hat on his head, clenched the wooden sword in his hand, and shouted: "I am Shimura Shinpachi, the master of the Heaven Wuxinryuheng Gym!"

"And I am the disciple, Isao Orangutan!" Kondo also took off his hat and shouted loudly, "We are here to duel with Yagyu-ryu, the best in the world!"

"Although we are not interested in this sign of the Yagyu family, but..." As he said this, Shinbaji rushed over first and knocked one person away, "Give me back my sister!"

"Bring Miss A Miao back!" Kondo also rushed forward and whipped away a disciple of the Yagyu family.

…

Outside Yagyu's house.

"Yeah, yeah, this is really destined~" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki and Kagura, as well as Sougo and Shizuo on both sides of the road.

"We're in trouble again." Fourteen spat.

"Actually, I really don't want to come to a place like this because of any woman," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, "It's just that there is a kid at home. I originally need to go to a gym to learn swordsmanship on weekends, but Today, the teacher seems to be absent for no reason, that’s why I came to a place like this. Don’t get me wrong.”

"Actually, I am too," Gintoki said. "It's just that an employee was absent from work today, so I thought of coming here to look for him. It's definitely not for a certain woman."

"Hey, the excuses you two made are too bad, Aru." Kagura complained with a speechless expression.

"Kagura, don't talk nonsense." Gintoki reminded.

"Sosou, Kagura-chan, you can't make up nonsense like this. I really came here because of that annoying brat at home," Jiang Cheng continued, "You don't know how annoying that brat is, even I’m playing a game and standing aside [Ha! Ha!], it’s really annoying to me.”

Kagura: Stare——

"Speaking of which, what are you two doing here?" Jiang Cheng looked at Shishi and Sougo standing aside.

"I'm just here to return a favor." Fourteen said casually, "It has nothing to do with women or anything."

"That's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Sougo, grinned and said, "Songwu-kun, Saxi is ignoring you, are you coming to a place like this for an outing?"

"Ah, it seems that the orangutan raised at home ran in, so I came out to look for it." Sougo replied.

"No!" Fourteen scolded, "Can you find a better excuse? What do you mean the orangutan raised at home ran away? That is Kondo-san!"

…

Yagyu's house.

At this time, Shinpachi and Kondo were already a little unable to resist. After all, it was difficult for two fists to defeat four hands. Faced with the siege of everyone, the two could only continue to resist, and even counterattacks were difficult.

But at this moment, Xin Baji suddenly found that several enemies around him had been knocked away, and he suddenly felt a lot more relaxed. The same goes for Kondo.

Shinpachi and Kondo turned around and saw five very familiar people standing at the door.

The disciples of the Yagyu family took two steps back unconsciously, looked at the five people who appeared at the door, and shouted sternly: "Who are you?!"

"I'm sorry," Jiang Cheng put away his umbrella and said with a squinted smile, "The teacher responsible for teaching swordsmanship to the little ghosts at home seemed to be absent for no reason, so I wanted to come and see what was going on. But when I just came in, I saw you guys holding a party, so I was temporarily I couldn’t help but want to get involved.”

"Actually, me too," Gintoki took off his hat, "I'm just looking for employees who are absent without reason."

"I'm different from them. I'm just here to repay a favor." Fourteen took off his bamboo hat and blew out a puff of smoke.

"I'm different from them. I'm just here to find the orangutan that escaped from the cage." Sougo took off his hat and continued.

"Hey, why did you hear such a rude word at the end?" Kondo complained expressionlessly.

"Everyone..." Xin Baji was so moved that he was at a loss.

…

In the main house of the Yagyu family.

Jiubei and his father sat on the floor.

"Kubei, I am really disappointed in you," Kubei's father stared at Kubei with burning eyes, "I thought that the journey of warrior training would make the Yagyu family [Chen Yinliu] more prosperous, but you Not only did you come back suddenly, but you also brought a girl like that home. Do you want to marry her? What have you been doing in the past three years?! Are you looking for a wife?!"

"Please forgive me, father..." Jiubei opened his mouth to explain.

However, he was suddenly stopped by his father. Jiubeyi's father stood up and said angrily: "Shut up! I don't allow you to call me father. Didn't you say that? You want to call me daddy." ?! Of course, you can also call me [Daddy]!"

Looking at his father who was holding a cat in his arms, standing just a little taller than he was sitting, Kubei didn't feel anything strange. On the contrary, from Jiubei's attitude, we can feel that he respects his father very much. There is even a hint of timidity that is not easily noticeable.

"Kyubei, our Yagyu family is an orthodox family that has served the Shogun's family for generations. It is our mission to keep Yagyu's swordsmanship and noble bloodline alive," Kubei's father said earnestly while petting the cat, " Dad, I actually hate Persian cats because they make me allergic. However, I can tolerate it precisely because it is a famous bloodline."

"Miss Amiao is indeed very cute, but she is just the daughter of a small town dojo," Kubei's father continued. "She is not worthy of being the heir of our Yagyu family! Do you want the blood of a famous family to... Are we going to stop here?!"

Hearing this, Jiubei stood up and walked towards the door without even looking at his father.

"Hey, Kyubey, I haven't finished speaking yet!"

Jiubeyi walked to the door and stopped, saying without looking back: "People will become stronger in order to protect something. Dad, you only need to protect what you want to protect."

Saying that, Jiubei turned his head and glanced at his father, and then said: "And I want to protect the most important person to me. I once swore to my lost right eye."

After saying that, Jiubei once again turned his head and left without looking back, not caring at all about his father's shouting behind him.

But not long after Jiubei left, two servants hurried over.

"Master Yuju! Something bad has happened!"

"What exactly happened?"

…

Yagyu's house, in the courtyard opposite the main entrance.

"I thought it was some kind of fun party," Jiang Cheng said with disappointment on his face, "It just ended after I warmed up~ It's really disappointing~"

Looking at the disciples of the Yagyu family who were knocked unconscious by Jiang Cheng and turned into black afros, Gintoki and others were speechless for a while.

"What on earth are you doing here!" Gintoki kicked Jiang Cheng and scolded, "You have some martial virtues, okay? There are people like you who directly attack with cannons in the gym! Change it to a wooden sword for me Ah bastard!"

"No, because it's very convenient, isn't it?" Jiang Cheng retorted while getting up.

"It's convenient for your size!" Gintoki yelled with white eyes, and then pointed at Kagura, who was imitating Jiang Cheng to use an umbrella to blast, and Sougo, who took out a rocket launcher from nowhere, "Just because of you, you killed both of them. They’re all ruined!”

But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki received a bombardment.

After the bang, Gintoki turned into an afro.

"I'm sorry, Gin-chan." Kagura's voice came, "You're standing too close."

"Enough is enough!" While shouting, Gintoki pounced on Kagura.

"Hey, that's about it. We have more..." Fourteen opened his mouth to stop the two of them from fighting, but before he could finish his words, he was hit by a bombardment.

After the bang, Fourteen also turned into an explosive head.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Hijikata-san. I didn't mean to, it's all because you were too conspicuous." Sougo's voice sounded.

After a few seconds of silence with his head lowered, Fourteen raised his head and cursed angrily, "I think you did it on purpose!"

"Ah, we were discovered!" Sougo pretended to be surprised.

"Washing!" Fourteen pounced directly on Sougo.

Seeing everyone starting to fight, Shinpachi and Kondo's eyes twitched.

"What...are they here for?" Xin Bajiu muttered to himself with his mouth twitching and his face covered with black lines.

"Well, you have to have confidence in them. Regardless of others, at least Sougo and Shizuo are very reliable..." Kondo comforted.

But just after he finished speaking, Kondo also received a bombardment.

"Sorry, Kondo-san, I didn't aim just now." Sougo said, crossing Kondo's body.

Immediately afterwards, Fourteen stepped on Kondo and rushed towards Sougo, "I'm sorry, Kondo-san, you are blocking the way."

"Is this what you said is reliable?" Shinpachi looked at Kondo, who was lying dead on the ground, expressionlessly.

"Ah, although there are occasional fights, there is no doubt that they are very reliable partners." Kondo stood up, folded his hands and said with a chuckle.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Kondo was hit again, but this time the culprit was not Sougo, but Kagura.

"Sorry, gorilla. You blocked my cannon and hit Aru." Kagura's voice came.

"There is no apology at all in your words!" Kondo cursed loudly as he climbed up, "And what do you mean by blocking your bombardment? Do you mean that I am in the way?! Is that what you mean?!"

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