Maybe a Fake Gintama

After speaking, everyone in the True Selection Group exited in an orderly manner.

"Gin-san, did you hear the general just now?" Shinpachi asked Gintoki in a low voice with an expressionless face.

"I heard it," Gintoki waved his hand with a nonchalant look on his face, "But it shouldn't be right? After all, this young man is with Jiang Cheng. Although Jiang Cheng looks like a fool, in fact Shang Ye is indeed an idiot, but no matter what, it is impossible for him to come to the bar to drink with the general, right? You must know that that idiot was also a resister of the Yi people. Have you ever seen a resister of the barbarians drinking in a bar with the generals of the world? No. It’s possible.”

"That makes sense," Xinbaji smiled awkwardly, "No matter what, it is impossible for Jiang Chengsang to know the General."

"Yeah." Gintoki nodded.

"No! This isn't the worst!" Xin Baji finally reacted, looking at Jiang Cheng who kept glancing at him, and whispered, "Isn't the worst thing Jiang Chengsang?! If Jiang Cheng is killed, If Sang recognizes it...it will definitely be very embarrassing!"

"You can rest assured on this," Gintoki said casually, folding his hands, "You will never recognize that idiot! Because... he is a big idiot."

"I always feel that what you said was very rude..." Shinbachi murmured.

…

In the booth, Jiang Cheng and Maomao were sitting together. Maomao had no expression on his face, but anyone could tell that he was nervous. Jiang Cheng beside him was also holding his hands and frowning, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Jiang Chengsang? What's wrong?" Maomao looked at Jiang Cheng and asked.

"Ah," Jiang Cheng came back to his senses, glanced at the surrounding hostesses, and murmured with his chin propped up, "I always feel something familiar, the ladies here, and..."

"and?"

"Ah, I always feel like there's something wrong with Oppai's aura..." Jiang Cheng nodded and continued.

New Eight: Yin Sang, this person has started again...

Gintoki: Yes...

"Oppai?" Maomao's face was filled with confusion, "What do you mean by Oppai?"

"It's the Oppai!" Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Although there seem to be six young ladies here, I don't know if it's my imagination, but I only felt the aura of two pairs of Oppai... the rest... "

Before he finished speaking, A Miao on the side smiled and elbowed Jiang Cheng in the face, and said with a smile, "What did you mean by what you just said?"

"Ah, maybe I feel wrong..." Jiang Cheng said, covering his bleeding nose.

Gintoki/Shinpachi: You deserve it!

"It's so annoying that I have nosebleeds in front of others~" A Miao covered her mouth and said with a blushing face.

"That..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted, "Waiter Sang! Please replace this one for me!"

"I'm so sorry." A Miao, who had bruised veins but was still smiling, gave Jiang Cheng an elbow elbow again, but this time it hit Jiang Cheng's stomach for real. "Today, I only have Excuse me, the ladies here~ Even the store manager is not here~ Otherwise, do you think you can be allowed to step into this store? Blacklist-san?"

Jiang Cheng lay on the table holding his stomach.

It was so painful that I broke into cold sweat.

"Brother," Mr. Matsudaira said with a smile, "you can't judge a good woman just by something insignificant like her breasts!"

Everyone nodded.

"It should be the butt!" Lord Matsudaira spat out the second half of the sentence.

Everyone: No! You are no different from him at all!

"Well, young general, just relax today." After saying that, Song Ping lay on the sofa with his hands spread out, looking drowsy.

"Gin-san, did he just say young general? Did he say that?" Shinpachi said in a low voice to Gintoki who was standing aside.

"Yes, I did say Shogun," Gintoki replied, "But you don't have to pay too much attention to it, maybe it's just a nickname."

"That's right." Xinbajiu twitched his lips and smiled.

"Junior? What a cute nickname~" A Miao said, pouring a glass of wine into the cup in Maomao's hand, "But can you tell me your real name? I really want to know~"

"General Zhengyi, Tokugawa Shigemo! Because he is a general, you can just call me Junior General." Shigemao replied seriously.

"I'm sorry, you really know how to joke," A Miao scolded with a smile, "May I ask what your job is?"

"So, as I just said, it's General Zhengyi." Maomao replied seriously.

"Really, are you fooling people? You are really interesting~" A Miao covered her mouth and laughed.

When Gintoki and Shinpachi heard this, their faces turned completely dark.

"I didn't expect you, young general, to be very talented in comedy." Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him, also laughed. "This ability to tell cold jokes in a serious manner is amazing. It seems that I don't need to teach you anything anymore."

[This guy is really a hopeless idiot! ] Shinpachi and Gintoki thought to themselves.

【what to do? ! Silver mulberry? ! What to do? ! ] Shinpachi looked at Gintoki aside with bloodshot eyes, [This is really the true General of the Conquering Yi! What to do? ! 】

【Don’t panic! New Eight Chi! ] Gintoki looked back at Shinpachi, [Calm down! Anyway, let’s go get an autograph now! But there is no paper now, so let’s use this instead...]

Seeing Gintoki shivering as he picked up the inflatable air mattress on the side, Shinpachi quickly stopped him.

【You should wake up! 】Xin Baji quickly stopped, staring with big red eyes, "How can you handle such a slippery mat in front of the general!" 】

【Calm down! ] Gintoki put down the cushion in his hand, grabbed Shinpachi's shoulders, his eyes were bloodshot, [Listen to me! Yae! If you do a good job this time, you will definitely get a lot of income! Although the relative risk is very high, if something goes wrong, your head will have to be moved! 】

[That’s why you need to calm down! Are you crazy about money? ! 】Xin Baji was roaring in his heart, and then looked at Jiang Cheng aside, 【If Jiang Chengsang is here, things will definitely get worse! I feel like my head is hanging in the air! 】

"These two have been staring at each other without making a sound since just now. They look really disgusting." Jiang Cheng pointed at Shinpachi and Gintoki Miao who were standing aside and said, "Can you please call these two people down?" . Especially this girl with braids and four eyes, the way she looked at me just now was really... super disgusting."

"What are you talking about!" Xin Baji's hair suddenly exploded, "Don't underestimate the braids! Although they look rustic and are very inconspicuous in the class, after polishing, they will turn into original beauties with dazzling light! But in the end Popular with men!"

"Huh? Do you think you are Ling Jiang?" Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully. (Ling Jiang: Tojo Aya in Strawberry 100%.)

After hearing this, Shinbaji couldn't help but want to pick up the wine bottle on the table and hit Jiang Cheng's head, but was stopped by Gintoki.

"Calm down! Yae!" Gintoki said quickly, "Even after polishing, you are just a rusty bell on a bicycle!"

Seeing the fight between Shinpachi and Gintoki, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but take out his mobile phone from his pocket and took a few photos of the two of them.

"What are you doing? Jiang Chengsang?" A Miao was confused.

"Ah, I just think the ugly faces of women tearing apart are really interesting. So I just wanted to take a photo and save it." Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.

"Bae, don't stop me, let me kill him!" With that said, Gintoki stood up directly holding the bottle of wine.

However... this time Gintoki was stopped firmly by Shinpachi.

"Calm down! Paper!" Shinpachi whispered in Gintoki's ear, "This is what Jiang Cheng-san is! He is an S! A super S that is even worse than Okita-san. Woolen cloth!"

"Tch!" Gintoki spat and sat down again.

"There's no point in drinking like this." Looking at Maomao who was almost drunk, Jiang Cheng suggested with a smile and narrowed his eyes, "Why don't we play games?"

"Game?" A Miao blushed instantly, "Jiang Chengsang is also serious, our store is not the kind of store in Yoshiwara, you must be thinking about lewd things, right?"

"No, I'm not interested in you at all, don't worry." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said without thinking.

"What do you mean not interested?" A Miao asked with a smile.

"That is to say, my counting stick didn't react at all in front of you..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, A Miao had already pressed Jiang Cheng's head on the table, and the whole table broke into pieces.

After doing all this, A Miao showed a look of concern, covered her mouth with one hand, and said: "Alala, I didn't expect Jiang Chengsang to have such a disease. This kind of disease cannot be postponed~ You must take good care of it." You need to go to the hospital for a checkup. If it really can’t be cured, you’d better have it cut off as soon as possible.”

Jiang Cheng got up, picked up a tissue and wiped the blood on his forehead, then sighed softly and said seriously: "I don't care, but this is the first time for the young general to come to such a place, so at least we should let him have fun, right? "

"That makes sense," Gintoki nodded quickly and agreed, "At least we should let the general have fun!"

"Yeah!" Xin Baji also nodded, "That makes sense. We should also satisfy the guests who come here for the first time. General, do you want to play a game?"

"Is it okay?" Maomao asked a little embarrassed.

"Of course! You can play any kind of game you want tonight!" Gintoki quickly replied, "Even games that are banned under the 18-year-old rule!"

After listening, Maomao's nose spurted out two streams of excited air, followed by two nosebleeds.

"Yin Sang, General, it seems that your expectations are too much..." Shinpachi complained in a low voice.

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