Maybe a Fake Gintama

"After all, General-sama is also a normal man." Gintoki replied softly.

"Then it's decided! Let's play games together!" As he said this, Jiang Cheng looked at Maomao aside, "Generally, the games played in bars include the following. One is Pocky, and the other is Pocky. The first is the king game, the third is cards, such as UNO, the fourth is wild ball boxing, and..."

Gintoki on the side listened to Jiang Cheng's words and kept nodding.

"...Russian Roulette." Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Gintoki on the side sprayed.

"No way! The wild ball punch is barely acceptable, but the Russian Roulette at the end is a bit outrageous!" Gintoki yelled, "What kind of bar can play Russian Roulette!"

"Ah, actually I was lucky enough to enter a bar before when I was wandering." Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and laughed twice, "The most famous game in that bar is Russian Roulette. That day I beat everyone in that bar. Once again...ah hahaha..."

"Beat everyone? Wait... Hey, Silver... Ah... No, Juanzi, why did I seem to hear something terrible just now, as if I heard about the massacre of the family..." Shinpachi complained in a low voice with no expression on his face. road.

(Xin Baji here thinks that the Russian turntable that Jiang Cheng talks about is the one that takes a revolver and only loads one bullet, and the two of them take turns shooting at their heads.)

"A massacre?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused, but then he realized something and quickly explained: "No, it's not the Russian turntable you thought."

"No?" As he said this, Xinbaji suddenly thought of something, looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, and murmured as if his tongue was knotted, "Could it be that... that was some kind of promiscuous party? !”

"Hey, what on earth is this four-eyed girl thinking about..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "It's so rude!"

"Then you should make it clear!"

"Actually, it's not much different from an ordinary Russian turntable, but it's just an ordinary toy gun, and the so-called bullets are just paint." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and explained.

"So that's it..." Xin Baji breathed a sigh of relief, but still waved his hands and smiled: "Although it sounds good, we don't have any props here..."

"That's right..." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, seeming a little distressed.

"How about using this?" Lord Matsudaira on the side took out a pistol from his arms, "Although it's not a revolver, it should be enough, right?"

"Hey, is this uncle really with the general?" Xin Baji said expressionlessly, "He just wants to punish the general to death..."

"No, no, this definitely won't work." Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth quickly, showed a forced smile, waved his hand, and said, "This kind of thing is too dangerous~"

Maomao, who was lowering his head thoughtfully, suddenly saw the chopsticks on the table out of the corner of his eye. He suddenly had an idea and suggested: "Then how about we use chopsticks instead? After rotating, it doesn't matter who the tip of the chopsticks is facing." How about who loses?”

"You're so awesome! You guy!" Jiang Cheng praised without hesitation, "You can think of such a method!"

"You are indeed a young general~" Gintoki naturally would not let go of this opportunity to show his courtesy.

"Then let's get started!" With that said, Jiang Cheng picked up a pair of chopsticks, put them on the table and started spinning them.

"Well, actually there is another question," Gintoki looked at the chopsticks that were spinning on the table and asked aloud, "What is the punishment after losing?"

"I almost forgot!" Jiang Cheng finally remembered, then stretched out a finger and said with a smile: "The so-called punishment is to dance naked~"

Everyone: "..."

"Qiaodou sack!" The first one to speak was the little ape. The little ape stood up without thinking and shouted to Jiang Cheng, "Stop joking! My naked body only belongs to Yin Sang! Why do you want me here?" You're dancing naked in front of this kind of person! Don't be joking! Although I am a little excited in my heart, I will never agree to this!"

But just after she finished speaking, Xiao Yuan realized that no one was listening to her, and everyone was staring closely at the chopsticks that had not stopped spinning on the table.

"What's this? Is it just something you're doing!!" An inexplicable blush suddenly appeared on the little ape's face.

"Stop!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

Everyone stared at the chopsticks on the table. Finally, the chopsticks stopped. but……

【General card! ! ] Shinpachi and Gintoki looked at Momo who was pointed at by the tip of their chopsticks with ferocious expressions.

[Oops, why did you turn to the general? Jiang Cheng is such an idiot! ] Gintoki was cursing Jiang Cheng in his heart.

"Ah hahaha, your luck is really not that good~" Jiang Cheng patted Maomao on the shoulder, "Go on, accept the punishment quickly and start the next round."

"I understand, Jiang Chengsang." After saying that, Maomao stood up, walked to the booth, and immediately took off his clothes.

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki quickly stopped, "The first round shouldn't be counted, right? Isn't that what games are like? The first round should just be an introduction to how to play the game."

"This sentence is wrong," A Miao stretched out a finger and shook it, "Games are not possible without the consciousness of risking one's life~"

Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded in agreement.

【It’s just a game! How serious are you? Besides, it’s us who are risking our lives in this game! If you're not careful, you'll be beheaded! ! ] Gintoki stared at A Miao with his big red eyes, and then looked at Lord Matsudaira aside, [Hey! Tell me a few words too! 】

But after Gintoki saw the appearance of Lord Matsudaira clearly, Gintoki felt even worse, because Lord Matsudaira was already holding a bottle of wine and snoring, "Your drinking capacity is too bad!" ! 】

"Then I'll start." With that, Maomao untied the restraints on his body, including a certain pair of briefs.

[You took it off too quickly! ! ] Gintoki's heart burst out, [You are too impatient! Junior! ! 】

Several women present looked at the mosaic area between Maomao's buttocks and laughed at the same time.

【Hello! ! You guys have gone too far! What does hum mean? ! Although that part does look like a soldier, your attitude is too much! It hurts the general's self-esteem, okay? ! ] Gintoki roared with veins popping in his heart, [You should all feel extremely honored to have the opportunity to see such a noble "little soldier" in this life, okay? ! ! 】

As if he could see what Gintoki was thinking, Mao Mao coughed twice and said: "For generations in the shogunate's family, those in that position have been small soldiers."

[Hey, this is really bad. He saw what I was thinking! 】 Gintoki felt only bitterness in his heart, and could only smile bitterly on his face, 【There is no doubt that he will be beheaded! 】

"Then, I'll start!" As he said that, Maomao slowly swayed his body.

What makes people even more surprised is that what Shimomo dances is Kabukicho’s radio gymnastics! !

"As expected~" Jiang Cheng frowned slightly and sighed.

"You're right, the punishment of dancing naked is indeed a bit excessive." Gintoki laughed and said.

"No, that's not what I meant," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then continued seriously, "I mean broadcast gymnastics is not considered dancing!"

【You should stop it in moderation! ! ] Gintoki stared at Jiang Cheng with split eyes, [You are the only one who will be beheaded! ! 】

"Can't you?" Maomao, who was doing radio gymnastics, stopped, clasped his hands and supported his chin with one hand and murmured, "But, I really only know this...my sister taught me this..."

"This..." Jiang Cheng was about to say something, but was interrupted by Gintoki.

"No, he dances very well!" Gintoki commented with a serious face, "Both the coordination of the body and the beauty of the body are all top-notch! I have never seen such a... uh... beautiful broadcast gymnastics!"

After saying that, Gintoki clapped his hands vigorously.

"Gin... Juanzi, you..." Shinpachi just started, but was interrupted by Gintoki's eyes.

[Why do you care so much? ! Applaud me, bastard! ! 】

【I see! 】Xin Baji nodded heavily, and then started to applaud.

"Forget it, let's just consider you passing the first round..." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

…

"Then let's have a second round!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng reached out to the chopsticks on the table again.

Only this time, Gintoki was faster. Jiang Cheng grabbed the chopsticks before he could.

"Should I let Xiaomi come this time?" Gintoki said with an awkward smile, and then handed the chopsticks to Mao Mao, who had put on his clothes again. 【Lord General! I trust you! 】

"That's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then looked at Maomao aside, "Don't be shy, just start. Do you want to try it yourself?"

"Well, thank you." Maomao took the chopsticks from Gintoki's hand with a moved face, put it on the table and flicked it gently.

"Then let me come to Aru next time." Kagura said.

"Then let me do it next time." Jiubei continued.

"Then it will be my turn next time!" said the little ape.

"It's so interesting, then let me do it~" A Miao said with a smile.

As soon as A Miao finished speaking, the rotating chopsticks on the table stopped, but this time, the tip of the chopsticks was still pointing at Mao Mao.

[It’s the general again! 】Gintoki and Shinpachi are about to collapse.

"It seems that your luck is indeed not very good." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

Maomao did not speak, but stood up again and walked out of the booth. Without a trace of shyness, he removed all the restraints on his body. Immediately afterwards, he once again danced the Kabukicho radio gymnastics with a serious look on his face...

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