Maybe a Fake Gintama

When Kagura moved the chopsticks, the chopsticks were still aimed at Mao Mao...

The result of Kubei flicking his chopsticks was the same as above...

The result of the little ape flicking the chopsticks is the same as above...

A Miao...the result is the same as above...

And Maomao also took the trouble to perform naked gymnastics several times from beginning to end...

"I feel like I'm sweating a lot," Maomao wiped the sweat off his face, looked at Jiang Cheng aside, and said with a smile on his face, "I haven't exercised like this in a long time. I really enjoyed myself today."

【This is really bad! "Laoba," Gintoki looked at Shinpachi aside, "His Highness, this idiot, has to get used to it!" I am becoming more and more skilled in taking off my clothes! Moreover... I am becoming more and more proficient in radio gymnastics! What on earth should we do? By the way, how many times have we watched radio gymnastics? I'm almost used to seeing even his "little soldiers"! 】

【Calm down! Silver mulberry! ] Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and sent a comforting look, [Is this a good thing? Maybe after you get used to it, the General won't feel ashamed anymore! Maybe our heads will be saved! 】

【That’s right! 】

However, at this moment, Jiang Cheng spoke up: "But, from the beginning to the end, you are the only one playing, okay? It's like we weren't involved at all~ How cunning~"

[Can someone please give this guy a shot in the head! ] Gintoki gritted his teeth and thought bitterly.

"What Jiang Chengsang said is true. You were the only one involved from the beginning to the end~ How cunning~" A Miao covered her face and cursed with a smile.

"Search, search, search! It's so unfair!" Xiao Yuan's face was full of displeasure, "People also want to see Yin Sang's naked dance!"

"Is that so?" Maomao smiled naively, and a hint of joy and satisfaction appeared on his face, but it disappeared in a flash, "Then I am really lucky."

"Then... why don't we change the game?" Jiang Cheng suggested, "How about changing the game so that everyone can participate?"

"Well, sure, after playing for so long, I also want to try other games." Maomao said with a smile.

"Then choose the next game..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Gintoki who was standing aside.

"Wait a minute! Let's choose the king's game for the next game!"

"Huh? Why?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled and curled his lips with a look of reluctance, "I still want to play wild ball boxing."

"What kind of bar can play boxing?" Gintoki scolded, "Game of Kings is only suitable for playing in bars!"

"Forget it, let it be whatever you say. The king's game is the king's game. I don't care anyway." Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently.

"What does King's Game mean?" Maomao frowned slightly, seeming a little confused.

"Young general doesn't seem to understand the rules of the King's Game yet," Gintoki explained with a smile, "Then let me explain a little bit. The so-called King's Game is to make chopsticks with [King] and numbers written on them. If someone draws the king's lot, he can issue all kinds of unorthodox orders to others~ and they are irresistible~"

Listening to Gintoki's slightly seductive voice,

Maomao once again blew out two streams of excited air from his nostrils.

"Hey, Gin-Sang, the general seems to be getting excited again..." Shinpachi complained in a low voice with no expression on his face.

"Don't worry about that kind of thing!" Gintoki whispered back, "Whether the situation just now can be reversed depends entirely on the next game! Do you understand?!"

Xin Baji's eyes slowly opened wide: "Yin Sang, what do you mean..."

"That's right! Our goal is to make the general the king! As long as the general enjoys the game..." At this point, Gintoki folded his hands and chuckled, "Then all the previous things can be revealed! Maybe we You might even get a big reward!”

After hearing this, Xinbaji nodded heavily, "I understand!"

"I see, this is what the king's game is like." Maomao nodded, "It does sound interesting."

"Yes, the so-called king is like a general~" Gintoki quickly replied with a smile, and then as if he suddenly thought of something, he clapped his hands and said, "Then why not change the king's game to a general's game? How about? How about changing the sign that says king to general?"

【As expected of Yin Sang! To be able to flatter so secretly! 】Xin Baji thought to himself, and then echoed: "That makes sense, it would be more suitable to switch to a general game~"

…

"Then the first round, let's begin!" Gintoki held several pairs of disposable chopsticks in his hand and shouted to everyone.

But then, several girls present jumped up and rushed towards Gintoki like tigers and wolves...

boom! ! !

After a loud noise, the sofa where Gintoki was sitting had turned into pieces of wood.

"Yin Sang, no matter how you look at it, they are all doing it for their own selfish desires..." Shinbaji climbed up from the ground with an expressionless face, pushed his eyes and complained softly, "The willingness to please the guests is zero... …”

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng's voice sounded.

"Yeah, it looks like I'm the general in the first round~" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, and then raised the chopsticks with the word "general" in his hand.

【Jiang Chengsang! When exactly...] Xin Bajia's heart was full of confusion.

"It's best not to make any excessive demands~" A Miao said with a smile.

Looking at A Miao's slightly threatening smile, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva, waved his hands quickly and said, "Don't worry! It won't happen anymore."

"Then, the general's order is..." A Miao continued.

"That's right. The order for the first round is..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng secretly glanced at the sign in Mao Mao's hand, "Then number 3 will play Pocky with the person on his left!"

The look that Jiang Cheng glanced at Maomao just now did not escape Xin Baji's eyes.

【Jiang Chengsang! ] Xin Baji was filled with emotion, [I knew Jiang Chengsang must have noticed it! Thank you so much! Jiang Chengsang! 】

"Pocky games? But we don't have that kind of thing here..." A Miao said with some distress, "It's too late to buy it now, right?"

"That makes sense," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then suddenly saw a long baguette on the table, "How about using this instead?!"

"Ah! I didn't expect there to be such a convenient thing~ Jiang Chengsang is so smart~" A Miao squinted her eyes and praised.

"Yo Xi, don't be shy, come on!" Jiang Cheng looked at Maomao aside and said.

"I'm not No. 3..." A trace of disappointment flashed in Maomao's eyes, "I'm No. 2."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"That idiot!" Gintoki cursed secretly, "How on earth can you think of No. 2 as No. 3!"

"But speaking of which, who is number three..." Shinbachi muttered with his chin propped up, but his eyes fell on the sign in his hand. There was a capital "three" on the sign...

"Hey, Yin Sang..." Shinbaji held out his sign with an expressionless expression.

"So it's you," Gintoki laughed, but it was just a laugh, because Gintoki finally reacted, "Wait a minute, the left side of No. 3, which is the left side of Shinpachi... wait a minute... Isn’t that me?!”

"Yes, Yin Sang... After all, the general's order cannot be resisted..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

"No, no, no, that's too bad! That kind of picture is too bad!" Gintoki quickly refused.

"So it's you two," Jiang Cheng smiled, and then handed the baguette into Xin Baji's hand, "First of all, please let me go and dance naked~"

Gintoki and Shinpachi's faces turned darker.

Afterwards, Gintoki and Shinpachi came face to face, each biting one end of the French stick.

After Jiang Cheng shouted to start...

(Readers are asked to imagine the following pictures. You can refer to Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura in The Blue Sea...)

…

"It looks like it's a tie~" Jiang Cheng said while looking at Shinpachi and Gintoki who were lying on the ground vomiting at the same time.

Xinbaji wiped the saliva from his mouth, his face full of despair. Gintoki had the same expression.

"Then let's start the second round!" Jiang Cheng announced.

…

"Yoshi, it's finally my turn this time!" As he said this, Gintoki raised the sign in his hand.

【Yinmulberry! 】Xin Baji sent a look.

Gintoki nodded knowingly, and then looked at Jiang Cheng.

After Jiang Cheng noticed Gintoki's eyes, he glanced at the sign in Mao Mao's hand, and then secretly stretched out one finger with his left hand and three fingers with his right hand. Meaning: It’s number four!

But what Gintoki thought was: Either No. 1 or No. 3!

"Then, the one who draws number four will take off his clothes until only his underwear is left!" Gintoki said.

Jiang Cheng spurted wildly.

…

Seeing Maomao stripped down to his underwear, Gintoki was furious. He grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and stared at his big red eyes: What's going on? ! Why is he number four! Didn't it mean that it was either No. 1 or No. 3? !

Jiang Cheng: I’m obviously talking about No. 4! How do you interpret it?

Gintoki: Give me a signal with one hand, you bastard! !

…

Round three. This time it was A Miao who got the general's sign.

"Great! It's me who gets the general lottery this time!" A Miao said happily, "Then, this time I will lend No. 3's clothes to the person who looks the coldest here!"

Jiang Cheng glanced at the stick in the young general's hand and sprayed it out again.

"Wait a minute...Jiang Chengsang's reaction...could it be..." Xinbaji's head was covered with black lines, and the corners of his eyes began to twitch.

…

Looking at the briefs on the little ape's head and Shimomo taking off his clothes again, Gintoki and Shinpachi were really about to collapse now.

[Why is it the general again! ! Is this person a black hole in the game? ! Can anyone explain it? ! ] Gintoki roared in his heart.

"This, it stinks..." The little ape pulled off the briefs on his head and threw them directly to the ground.

【You should stop it in moderation! ] Gintoki gritted his teeth and cursed secretly.

"Then let's do it one last time." After saying that, Jiang Cheng took out a pair of chopsticks and handed them to Maomao who was standing aside, "This time you smoke first."

Looking at all the signs with General written on them, Maomao raised his lips, and then took out one.

"Then, next time, if you can, come play with me again." Shigeru showed the sign in his hand and said with a soft expression, "Don't treat me as a general, but still treat me as an ordinary person, called Tokugawa Shigeru Mao’s ordinary people.”

"Sir General..." Shinpachi murmured, "Of course you can!"

Jiang Cheng chuckled: "There is no way, after all, you can't disobey the general's orders~"

"That's right." Gintoki also smiled.

…

"I've had a lot of fun today, thank you very much." Maomao stood up and said to everyone, "Then, it's time for me to go back."

"Walk slowly~"

After saying that, Maomao raised his feet and walked towards the door.

"Um, Yin Sang, do you feel something is different about the general?"

"Huh? Isn't it exactly the same as usual?" Gintoki waved his hand disapprovingly.

"No, it's really different. I always feel like something is missing..." Xin Bajiao pointed at Mao Mao who was naked with a mosaic somewhere. Suddenly, Xin Bajiu reacted, "If you look carefully, , General, isn’t he wearing nothing?!!”

"Calm down, Xinbaji," Jiang Cheng said. "Men are creatures that sometimes want to let go of all the restraints and relax."

"That's right, Shinpachi." Gintoki nodded in agreement.

"Wait a minute! That's not what happened at all! It's not like taking off your shackles and letting go of everything!" Shinpachi yelled, "What's wrong! Everyone in the Shinsengumi is still at the door! Seeing this situation if……"

"Yo Xi, I have something else to do, so I'll leave through the back door first..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and walked out first.

"Hello!!!"

(Maomao Bar Chapter~End!)

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